Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=Billy Maize;34365624]So, after I [sp]killed Paarthurnax[/sp] I kept all of his remains lying around in my house. Is that weird?[/QUOTE]

you

[i]bastard[/i]

[NoShogun]

I enjoy that the main games have been taking place in more normalized places where shit actually makes sense. Oblivion would have been awful if the main game and all the main quests were in crazy Shivering Isles land, but it was a good expansion.

[Funsize]

[IMG]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/6903-1-1327353936.png[/IMG]
[url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=6903[/url]

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;34366800]Just sneaking through the Ratways as my Argonian, thief, dual-wield daggers only character, when I came across Gian the Fist. Now, my previous character was quite a high level when I first encountered Gian, so I didn't expect him to be that difficult.

Fuck you Gian.[/QUOTE]
A month ago I fought him as my warrior character, but I neglected to bring my heavy armor because I wanted to sneak. I fought him in a fist fight.

Ow.
[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649874715384044405/3F8D184FE880317A671254A4DEA7F790F22CCD97/[/thumb]

Shortly before I punched him brains out.
[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649874715384048328/4755E01CEF3EBABE8456E498302BD7220D9DFE9A/[/thumb]

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;34366789]You just summed up everything I love and hate about Morrowind. Glad to see people still get what made that game so great. That and the actual setting of Morrowind was so much better than Oblivion's relatively generic fantasy setting. I want to see Ash wastes, giant mushrooms and swamps again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fhenexx;34366929]At least they realized how bad that design decision was, and returned back to the old one in Shivering Isles, if only partially.[/QUOTE]

Why is it that whenever someone wants to do 'wierd' fantasy they always go straight to giant mushrooms? I mean Morrowind, Shivering Isles and Skyrim all had really cool wierd stuff, but why is it always mushrooms?

[Mr. Massacre]

[QUOTE=Funsize;34367101]<Snip.>
[url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=6903[/url][/QUOTE]

Th...that's terrible.

(insert :smith: or a picture of a crying elf from Problem Sleuth here)

[escher]

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;34366693]Yeah his brow is a little fucked up. If anyone asks it was a disfiguring dragon attack.

Only now do I notice his screwed up nose as well. :pwn:[/QUOTE]

its fine, I went halfway through Dragon Age Origins before I realized that my character's cheeks were so sunken in that they protruded out the back of his head.

[Ele]

[QUOTE=Mr. Massacre;34367228]Th...that's terrible.

(insert :smith: or a picture of a crying elf from Problem Sleuth here)[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/d9z7c.png[/img]

[D0C H.]

As I beheaded him with a fire-enchanted sword, a plume of fire shot out of his neck stump.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-01-23_000013.jpg[/img]

[salty peanut]

you also got a rather nasty nosebleed

[D0C H.]

I'm allergic to arrows in the neck.

[Naitomere]

So, Khajits and Argonians are the trends now, eh?

May I present you a true warrior, then. He came from a distant land to fight for the Empire.

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/G4949.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/QAQma.jpg[/thumb]
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/iWz4O.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/juPOw.jpg[/thumb]

First time trying to take snapshots at Skyrim, by the way.

[Gazzy]

Accidently put too much fire on Lydia so she left my service and attacked me so i had too kill her, oh well.

[Ermac20]

lydias an annoying bitch

[escher]

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34368119]Accidently put too much fire on Lydia so she left my service and attacked me so i had too kill her, oh well.[/QUOTE]

I did that to J'zargo and I was like "bro I'm sorry" and he was like "J'zargo forgives you" and then we got attacked and he was killed

[Gazzy]

Deadly dragons does not lie, Killed damn near instantly by a dragon on a shrine i just found.

[Jechtmania]

Farkas can be thick sometimes:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkmhusS7zHg&feature=youtu.be[/media]

Oh and current character too.

[Legolas]

[QUOTE=jechtman;34368414]Farkas can be thick sometimes:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkmhusS7zHg&feature=youtu.be[/media]

Oh and current character too.[/QUOTE]
how do you move the camera so slowly?

[paramud]

Why am I the only person who has so much trouble levelling Smithing? Highest I've ever been able to get it up to was 60, and that was on a level 30~ character.

[Legolas]

[QUOTE=Paramud;34368447]Why am I the only person who has so much trouble levelling Smithing? Highest I've ever been able to get it up to was 60, and that was on a level 30~ character.[/QUOTE]
you probably try to use smithing normally instead of just iron dagger/hide gloves :v:

[Jechtmania]

[QUOTE=Legolas;34368429]how do you move the camera so slowly?[/QUOTE]

Xbox 360 controller.

[Ermac20]

eww xbox controller on pc

[Jechtmania]

[QUOTE=Ermac20;34368523]eww xbox controller on pc[/QUOTE]

FPS games I like to use Keyboard and Mouse, RPG/Platformer games I like to use a controller, sue me.

Only Farkas would fall for this trap:
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2012-01-24_00001.jpg[/t]

[GoldenDragon]

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34368259]Deadly dragons does not lie, Killed damn near instantly by a dragon on a shrine i just found.[/QUOTE]

I don't like the fact that it adds new dragons without the option to play without them.

[Gazzy]

[QUOTE=GoldenDargon;34368611]I don't like the fact that it adds new dragons without the option to play without them.[/QUOTE]

At my current level i haven't seen any other dragons because they usually kill me fast so i don't have time to actually study the particular dragon that is attacking me.

[Mudkipzpwn]

Lydia gave her life fighting a dragon. I was over encumbered, and Lydia was carrying a LOT of stuff, so I stuffed her with my extra items and dragged her all the way to the college of Winterhold. Even in death, she carried my burdens.

[QUOTE=Spacewolf;34329185]My friend just slit his wife's throat and put her soul into a ring called "Till death do us part".[/QUOTE]
Ah, dear Ysolda...
[IMG_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595834676684963888/F0B5C040F034C8AF9477F9E5C4B66129C182CCBA/[/IMG_thumb]
Now we can be together... FOREVER.

[404 Not Found]

[QUOTE=jechtman;34368546]FPS games I like to use Keyboard and Mouse, RPG/Platformer games I like to use a controller, sue me.

Only Farkas would fall for this trap:
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2012-01-24_00001.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

I use a controller for skyrim too. And for racing games.

[kukiric]

I'm playing Morrowind and whenever I enchant something or sell a soul gem, [I]everyone[/I] in the mage's guild wants to kill me. Anyone else got that bug? NPCs that provide services don't become hostile and they're all weak, but ignoring them is [I]kinda[/I] hard when they keep casting shitty spells on me.

[editline]asdf[/editline]

I might as well as go look for a Calm spell somewhere

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=jechtman;34368546]FPS games I like to use Keyboard and Mouse, RPG/Platformer games I like to use a controller, sue me.

Only Farkas would fall for this trap:
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2012-01-24_00001.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

FPS games I require a keyboard/mouse. [b]Require.[/b]

RPGs and platformers, I just use whatever's handy.

Flight sims I need a joystick. An actual joystick not that "dual analog stick" crap controllers have these days.

Racing I prefer a wheel but I'll take other things.

[kukiric]

-snip merge broken-