Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;34382067]Heh, a "true" Nord? Wearing Akaviri armour?[/QUOTE]

the housecarl in Riften wears elven armor so I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter what they wear

[Saucy]

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;34382153]That one where he saws the lady in half is pretty good[/QUOTE]

I prefer card tricks.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBvl1kuPLC8[/media]

[Milktree]

the female argonian shouts sound so ridiculous i cant take them seriously at all

[Jechtmania]

So I came across a couple of screenshots I took a month ago...

Mudcrabs were attacking Ivarstead, and I had no idea why...
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2011-12-11_00001.jpg[/img][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2011-12-11_00002.jpg[/img]

[escher]

Sorry wrong thread

[Sharker]

I just finished the Forelhost dungeon and I'd say it's my favorite dungeon in the game, it was actually challenging, and I'm level 47. The reward was shit though.

[john_frohman]

[QUOTE=jechtman;34382508]So I came across a couple of screenshots I took a month ago...

Mudcrabs were attacking Ivarstead, and I had no idea why...
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2011-12-11_00001.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2011-12-11_00002.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
We should have acted. They're already here.

[Schmaaa]

I think my skyrim is borked... I got to level 46 on my first character (orc), and everything has stopped spawning. I mean, I would clear out a bandit hideout at level ~25, and a few days later there would be more there to slaughter. But now they're just gone, none of them respawn anymore, unless I ask a bartender for a bounty, and even then it just spawns a small group. I can't farm daedra hearts anymore, and I'm pretty much stuck at level 46.

also, in early levels I would only find about 17-40 gold in the locked chests, which is fair enough at an early level. However, I started two other characters, and they both find ~35 - 70 gold. Does your character's species really have that much to do with the things you find? I would also find things like ebony bows and such at level 19.

[jill920]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jeWLE.gif[/IMG]

Edit:
What's so funny about this?

[Burgervich]

[QUOTE=Schmaaa;34382629]I think my skyrim is borked... I got to level 46 on my first character (orc), and everything has stopped spawning. I mean, I would clear out a bandit hideout at level ~25, and a few days later there would be more there to slaughter. But now they're just gone, none of them respawn anymore, unless I ask a bartender for a bounty, and even then it just spawns a small group. I can't farm daedra hearts anymore, and I'm pretty much stuck at level 46.

also, in early levels I would only find about 17-40 gold in the locked chests, which is fair enough at an early level. However, I started two other characters, and they both find ~35 - 70 gold. Does your character's species really have that much to do with the things you find? I would also find things like ebony bows and such at level 19.[/QUOTE]

This sounds perfect for a Creepypasta.

[Qaus]

So I was fucking around in Whiterun and I put a kettle on a random NPC's head (forget who, it was the old lady who likes psychic stuff), then save to play later.
The next day I load and the kettle instantly flies off, hits me in the face taking half my HP in the process, kills the old lady, and flies to the moon.

[Jechtmania]

Hey, I would like to sell some more dagg-
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2012-01-25_00001.jpg[/t]

What.

[demoniclemon]

I made a new character, Female hairless woodelf. Decided to escape Helgen with Ralof, that stormcloak.

Wow, I think for the first time I feel disgusted by my action in a video game.

I mean, when making a character for Caesar's Legion in New Vegas, I knew who I was working with. Slavers, bloodlusters, misogynists, yeah, I know. But the thing was, Caesar actually got shit done, made the area east of the Mojave much safer, and caravans can deliver safely because minor raiding gangs are safe from them.

Now, back to Skyrim and my escape with a stormcloak. Knowing Ulfric's goal, to separate Skyrim from the Empire because of the banning of the worship of Talos sounded understandable at first, but then when I looked more into this, and it turns out the Empire had no choice, and it was either that or suffer many more casualties. The Empire losing nations is exactly how the dominion will eventually win, as smaller enemies are much easier.

Seriously, the whole time I want to kill Ralof but DAMMIT his health is too high.

[LowlyKommrad]

I want warhammer fantasy armor goddamnit!

Give me my battle priest!

[lektro]

[QUOTE=demoniclemon;34383044]I made a new character, Female hairless woodelf. Decided to escape Helgen with Ralof, that stormcloak.

Wow, I think for the first time I feel disgusted by my action in a video game.

I mean, when making a character for Caesar's Legion in New Vegas, I knew who I was working with. Slavers, bloodlusters, misogynists, yeah, I know. But the thing was, Caesar actually got shit done, made the area east of the Mojave much safer, and caravans can deliver safely because minor raiding gangs are safe from them.

Now, back to Skyrim and my escape with a stormcloak. Knowing Ulfric's goal, to separate Skyrim from the Empire because of the banning of the worship of Talos sounded understandable at first, but then when I looked more into this, and it turns out the Empire had no choice, and it was either that or suffer many more casualties. The Empire losing nations is exactly how the dominion will eventually win, as smaller enemies are much easier.

Seriously, the whole time I want to kill Ralof but DAMMIT his health is too high.[/QUOTE]
he is also an essential character

[demoniclemon]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34383432]he is also an essential character[/QUOTE]

I learned that after the escape unfortunately.

[Conely]

[QUOTE=demoniclemon;34383466]I learned that after the escape unfortunately.[/QUOTE]

I think that you can still run to Solitude. If not then become Omnicidal Neutral and kill every Stormcloak you see. Ulfric should get the hint. If he doesn't, throw someone's head at him.

[demoniclemon]

[QUOTE=Cone;34383538]I think that you can still run to Solitude. If not then become Omnicidal Neutral and kill every Stormcloak you see. Ulfric should get the hint. If he doesn't, throw someone's head at him.[/QUOTE]

That sounds pretty damn good.

Gonna strengthen my sneak, one handed, and light armor skills. I steal the lives of stormcloaks like I steal their possessions.

[Darth Hater]

To the guy that was making that guard armor. This is what you should do, but memorize ALL the lines. (Skip to 0:22)
[video=youtube;AaqfoHudOPI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqfoHudOPI&hd=1&t=25s[/video]

Also, the people in Athens seem a bit uptight.

[Crpto2007]

I went to go pay this prisoners fine in dragonsreach to release him but when I handed the guard the 100 gold he just walked away with it and didn't bother unlocking the cell door. bitch

[Toomuchfags]

No CS ?

No CS.

[fartparty]

[QUOTE=Stizzles;34371302]One of the things I am the most stoked about is that they seem to have fixed Archmage robes + dragon priest mask.[/QUOTE]

Hope that fix never comes to PS3. Love my facelessness

[G-Strogg]

Hey, could anyone post that link to someone who made an easy to understand analysis of vivecs 36 sermons in morrowind? the person explains CHIM and such.

[hypno-toad]

Wow, one normally subtle but really annoying bug I hope they fix is when your eyes go all weird after using invisibility in third person

If you stay in first person you can avoid it but the second you go into third your eyes get all warped. Doesn't go away until you quit to menu and reload.

[DarkendSky]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_45e0jtYqs&feature=related[/media]

this guy's dance animations are the best

[Aerkhan]

Time to start voting for the next title of the next thread.
Here's mine:

Oblivion 2: Skyrim V7: Broken promises and unfixed glitches, it's a Bethesda game alright.

[editline]25th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;34385141][video=youtube;6_45e0jtYqs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6_45e0jtYqs[/video]

this guy's dance animations are the best

[editline]25th January 2012[/editline]

ungf i cant get video links to work[/QUOTE]

[media] tags bro.

[hypno-toad]

Skyrim V7: The newest installment in the Oblivion game series

wait, what were that guys exact words?

[DarkendSky]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;34385191]

[media] tags bro.[/QUOTE]

That's what I'm using. Not working for some reason.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;34385141][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_45e0jtYqs[/media]

this guy's dance animations are the best

[editline]25th January 2012[/editline]

ungf i cant get video links to work[/QUOTE]

there, the extension was too long

[DarkendSky]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;34385291]there, the extension was too long[/QUOTE]

Thanks!