Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

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[QUOTE=Ermac20;34419135]is the mace of molag bal worth getting i dont feel like killing that guy for it though[/QUOTE]

There's no karma system in skyrim really, i did it, and it hits hard, especially when you get smithing really high and upgrade it.

[QTom]

Was Bethesda lying yet?

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=tom1029;34420132]Was Bethesda lying yet?[/QUOTE]

Only four more days

[Unisath]

I love the Daedric weapons. I got Dawnbreaker yesterday and I've went up 30 levels in one-handed since. :v:

[Col. Buggernuts]

Anyone using the Lost Art of the Blacksmith mod and it's related mods, what perk do I need to improve Ysgramor's Shield more than normal?

[editline]28th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Unisath;34420167]I love the Daedric weapons. I got Dawnbreaker yesterday and I've went up 30 levels in one-handed since. :v:[/QUOTE]That sword is the main reason I started a one-handed specialist in the first place.

[Unisath]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34420252]That sword is the main reason I started a one-handed specialist in the first place.[/QUOTE]

I'm mainly a wizard, too. But god damn, it's so [I]sexy.[/I]

[Col. Buggernuts]

Kinda disappointed how skimpy the female Ancient Nord armour is compared to the male version. Not sure why I picked a female character in the first place. I hope the Nexus hasn't started to infect me D:

[editline]28th January 2012[/editline]

automerge fail :c

[CowThing]

[QUOTE=Unisath;34420167]I love the Daedric weapons. I got Dawnbreaker yesterday and I've went up 30 levels in one-handed since. :v:[/QUOTE]

I got that weapon, I didn't know that Meridia was a Daedric prince, she's certainly not as evil as the others.

Do the Vigilant of Stendarr still hate her, even though she's not evil?

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Black;34420004]that sucks, i was looking forward to creepy hands dragging me under the water.[/QUOTE]

Completely. Being a werewolf is essentially [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CursedWithAwesome"]"cursed with awesome,"[/URL] and vampires (the literal children of [URL="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs40/i/2009/059/1/2/Molag_Bal_by_Badhead_Gadroon.jpg"]molag bal[/URL] himself) get shafted with this limp-dick nuisance of a condition that changes your eye color and screws up your cheeks. Big whoop.

Not necessarily berating skyrim specifically for it since oblivions were none-too-great either, but oblivion technically filled its lore-friendly status-quot for really lame vampires, but I had hopes for skyrims vampires being something unique and legitimately scary but instead it's oblivion vampires 2.0.

A vampire den is [I]"oh hey I heard all vampires carry little bags of vampire dust around their necks, lets go mug them for it"[/I] instead of [I]"oh fuck its a vampire den, lets get the hell out of here"[/I]

[Crpto2007]

how can I clear my bounty from markarth. I need to do some quests there but i'm immediately confronted by guards to arrest me.

[G-Strogg]

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;34416991]I find that every time I look at the UESP for info, I leave disappointed.[/QUOTE]

Uh how the hell are you able to do that? UESP often contains ten times more info than most wikis.

[Exnem]

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;34420512]how can I clear my bounty from markarth. I need to do some quests there but i'm immediately confronted by guards to arrest me.[/QUOTE]

have u done the civil war? if not join the imperial and help them overtake markarth..
or easier go to jail

[Milktree]

so has anyone found a way to fix crossfire flickering without disabling it? i have tried pretty much every catalyst driver and the problem is still there.

[Crpto2007]

[QUOTE=Black;34420656]have u done the civil war? if not join the imperial and help them overtake markarth..
or easier go to jail[/QUOTE]

Yeah i've done the civil wars and i can't go to jail because then i would be serving a life sentence.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34418548]The tail is going out of her ass?

Also, could anyone give me a link to the mod that increases the perks you get per level? All I can find on the nexus are mods saying "ALL PERKS AND LEVELS".[/QUOTE]

Him, it's J'zargo [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/emot-gonk.gif[/img]

And I've just been giving myself extra perks manually through the console.

[benaq]

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;34420512]how can I clear my bounty from markarth. I need to do some quests there but i'm immediately confronted by guards to arrest me.[/QUOTE]Let them arrest you.

[ColonelCorn]

College of Winterhold spoiler:
I want to see more of the [sp]Psijic Order[/sp]. There's so much potential with them since they're pretty much the good Thalmor equivalent.

[Col. Buggernuts]

There's a few things that are missing in the game, or just would be awesome if they were in there. I doubt anyone cares, but I don't care if anyone cares, ima vomit my thoughts here anyway:

* Nord Hero armour, in line with the Nord Hero weapons; basically newly-forged Ancient Nord stuff (looks newer, too, and such). A more armoured-looking female ancient Nord armour would be nice, too (the current female version could be the light armour version, and a similar looking one as the male light armour version)
* Steel plate shield, and an Ancient Nord shield. Also, putting steel plate armour smithing under the Orcish perk instead of in the light armour branch.
* Dragon weapons (there's a mod for this already, but they're just retextures; would like to see weapons that actually look like they're made from the bones of dragons)
* More unique stuff (easier said than done, but would be amazing. would also be fun to collect them all and show off in one's home)
* More interesting Dwemer stuff (a crossbow, perhaps? (there was one in Morrowind iirc) Steam powered armour? (Would have to be high-level only, of course. Perhaps tied into the Dwemer Ancient Knowledge bonus from that one quest)
* Perhaps a bit of helmet variation, especially for steel plate and dwemer (can't stand the look of the steel plate helmet, for some reason. Would like to see a Dwemer helmet that used the head of those Centurions, or that bust you find mounted on walls everywhere in Dwemer ruins)

More to come if I remain conscious.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Rents;34421007]Him, it's J'zargo [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/emot-gonk.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

Do you think preforming a sex change will make J'zargo a better wizard? At least it removes arrows :v:

[editline]28th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34421130]
* More interesting Dwemer stuff (a crossbow, perhaps? (there was one in Morrowind iirc) Steam powered armour? (Would have to be high-level only, of course. Perhaps tied into the Dwemer Ancient Knowledge bonus from that one quest)[/QUOTE]

So you'd have to fill it with water/logs/soul gems or else you can't move?

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34421215]So you'd have to fill it with water/logs/soul gems or else you can't move?[/QUOTE]Animunculi seem to have lasted millennia without needing a top-up. It would probably just be an annoyance to have a mechanic like that. Though perhaps the player should need a great many rare materials to repair it to working order in the first place (with the help of someone who knows a lot about Dwemer, and could have a crack at translating the blueprints or such).

[DrasarSalman]

And then cut your head off and stuff it into the thing :v:

[Hodd Toward]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34421281]Animunculi seem to have lasted millennia without needing a top-up. It would probably just be an annoyance to have a mechanic like that. Though perhaps the player should need a great many rare materials to repair it to working order in the first place (with the help of someone who knows a lot about Dwemer, and could have a crack at translating the blueprints or such).[/QUOTE]
It's basically a Dwemer Power Armor.

[Sharker]

Am I a bad person for helping the thalmor arrest ogmund?

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Lomme;34421422]It's basically a Dwemer Power Armor.[/QUOTE]Well yeah. They made animunculi, the Centurion in particular is a massive humanoid form, it seems bizarre the Dwemer, a very scientific race, never thought of applying it to personal armour.

Slightly off topic, but AVG's just found 22 viruses (all of the same infection type). Doesn't seem likely they're all false positives, plus many of them have subtly off names (like "lluainstall.dll", quite clearly a mispelling of "luainstall" meant to fool people into thinking it's safe).
I wonder how long they've been there, whether they're the cause for my computer having been slower than usual for a while. And how much damage they've done, how much of my data they've stolen, or how many sites have been attacked using my computer as one of millions of zombies.

D:

[B]EDIT:[/B]

Which is the best arrowmaking mod? Heard that some of them are old/incompatible/just crap.

[B]EDIT2:[/B] Holy shit the forums are fast now, awesome.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Sharker;34421440]Am I a bad person for helping the thalmor arrest ogmund?[/QUOTE]

Not as bad as [sp]killing Paathurix[/sp]

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34421215]Do you think preforming a sex change will make J'zargo a better wizard? At least it removes arrows :v:[/QUOTE]

Well there is that woman who fucks up transformation spells a lot but still, of all people to give big tits to why would you pick J'zargo?

[Daemon White]

Anyone who [sp]killed Paarthurnax[/sp] is a dick.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34421329]And then cut your head off and stuff it into the thing :v:[/QUOTE]Immortality, Dwemer style (well, not really, but if Kagranek wasn't silly enough to fiddle with Lorkhan's heart, that's how i'd imagine the Dwemer achieving everlasting life).

Heh, put the image in my head of Dwemer making Warhammer 40,000-style Dreadnaughts.

[editline]28th January 2012[/editline]

Imagine one of your followers dying, you put their soul into a Centurion, then it speaks like the Warhammer 40k dreadnaughts.

"Even in death I still serve".

[editline]28th January 2012[/editline]

When the CK comes out, I am making a mod that does exactly fucking that, no matter how hard it is or how long it'll take me.

[Another Hater]

Is the next patch going to address areas CTDing when a save game reaches 15+ Mbs?

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Another Hater;34422150]Is the next patch going to address areas CTDing when a save game reaches 15+ Mbs?[/QUOTE]Wasn't that a problem in Oblivion, as well? I remember a custom tool being developed that cleansed a save file to remove bloat.