Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[shaotek]

[QUOTE=Oneperson;34446423]Why does Esbern have no voice, and his subtitles fly by in fractions of seconds?[/QUOTE]

Thats a massive bug that has been around since launch. You have to get a BSA extractor and manually re-add his sound files from the sound archive.

[HawkeyeTy]

Just finished up the "A promise to keep" quest. Holy shit it feels great to get to [sp]steal a bunch of shit and a horse from Maven and kill a small army of her mercenaries.[/sp]
Prior to that I did the Honningbrew Meadery quest and even after just the 2 or so encounters I've had with her I fucking hate that bitch.

[InUndenial]

Why no discussion about Morrowind?

Just got Morrowind Graphics Extender, and I'm looking for
good graphics mods (or really any mods).

Elder Scrolls Nexus has turned up fruitless.

[Contron]

[img]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/images/3684-1-1323903193.jpg[/img]

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

phahaha

I spent my 1,000 post on this. Fucking [b]brilliant.[/b]

[salty peanut]

deugh why

[DiscoInferno]

I wonder which world would win in a fight between the Dragon Age universe and the Elder Scrolls universe...

[shaotek]

[QUOTE=InUndenial;34449553]Why no discussion about Morrowind?[/QUOTE]

Morrowind was the shit when it came out and to this day is still one of favorite games. Xbox was still relatively new and only 1 of my friends had one. He came over to my buddies house one day with a fresh copy of Morrowind. The first thing we did was divide what land would be ours and which city we would rule from. Then we would pretty much marathon the game all summer long with the classic "Play til you die" rule. I've never had so much unintentional entertainment and enjoyment from a game and nothing tops it to this day.

[Nerts]

It's snowing in a indoors area, fuck logic.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/TESV%202012-01-29%2020-23-17-28.jpg[/img]

Also, Khajiit mage master race.

[CaptainDraco]

Oh yeah, since I just got morrowind for xbox and am playing it on a 360, is that the reason it's a bit laggy? Or is the Xbox version a small bit laggy naturally?

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=Rents;34449886]It's snowing in a indoors area, fuck logic.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/TESV%202012-01-29%2020-23-17-28.jpg[/img]

Also, Khajiit mage master race.[/QUOTE]

[i]"Snow falls, who cares where it lands?"[/i]

-- Book of M'aiq, Skyrim 3:16

[Nerts]

I just noticed my character looks like she has a twitch in that shot.

[Zethiwag]

HI

How much damage would an unimproved Daedric Sword do with 100 One-Handed and 5/5 Armsman perks?

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34448929]I shall proceed to blurt out random names, words and syllables much like Boris Johnson. Mix and match to make something worthwhile.

Histskin Carapace
Unbreakable Will
9th Divine's Benediction
Thalmor Thrasher
Heretic's Bane

and more to come when my massive migraine dissipates[/QUOTE]
9th Divine's Benediction sounds pretty awesome, I think I might try and expand off of that concept.

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

I came up with the name, "Templar of Talos", although I think that's more of a description of a person rather than one of an object.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;34450061]9th Divine's Benediction sounds pretty awesome, I think I might try and expand off of that concept.

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

I came up with the name, "Templar of Talos", although I think that's more of a description of a person rather than one of an object.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a title Heimskr might bestow upon the player.
Speaking of which, the dude really needs something more to him than preaching all day and all night. Perhaps he could have the player reclaim lost shrines of Talos and exterminate Thalmor.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;34449929][i]"Snow falls, who cares where it lands?"[/i]

-- Book of M'aiq, Skyrim 3:16[/QUOTE]

It's not landing at all, though :v:

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Rents;34450252]It's not landing at all, though :v:[/QUOTE]All the more reason not to care where it lands :v:
It's probably falling on Oblivion just to piss of Mehrunes Dagon or something.

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

It is rather offputting, though, to see it fly right through solid walls and such. Still, it's a vast improvement over Oblivion's "texture placed over your view that follows you everywhere". Was rather shit to see rain's x,y motion follow my own x,y motion.

[Killuah]

I just got a letter for inheritance and I have no idea who died.

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;34449929][i]"Snow falls, who cares where it lands?"[/i]

-- Book of M'aiq, Skyrim 3:16[/QUOTE]

Not lieing, I would buy the Book of M'aiq in a heartbeat.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;34449430]Just finished up the "A promise to keep" quest. Holy shit it feels great to get to [sp]steal a bunch of shit and a horse from Maven and kill a small army of her mercenaries.[/sp]
Prior to that I did the Honningbrew Meadery quest and even after just the 2 or so encounters I've had with her I fucking hate that bitch.[/QUOTE]

I just sneaked through it and didn't have to kill anyone. It was a little easy outside because they were being "assaulted" by deer, foxes and chickens and had to kill all of them.

[Computermaster]

Well, cats are jumpy creatures.

[shaotek]

[QUOTE=Killuah;34450573]I just got a letter for inheritance and I have no idea who died.[/QUOTE]

I gave a bum in whiterun 5 gold once. I came to find out he died in the defense of the city. He left me 100 gold. RIP sweet prince

[BloodFox1222]

[QUOTE=-nesto-;34450732]I gave a bum in whiterun 5 gold once. I came to find out he died in the defense of the city. He left me 100 gold. RIP sweet prince[/QUOTE]

Thats actually pretty cool. Didn't know the game went that in-depth.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;34450823]Thats actually pretty cool. Didn't know the game went that in-depth.[/QUOTE]

If you have high enough rep with someone who isn't part of a questline you get 100 gold if they die, doesn't matter who they are it's always 100g.

[shaotek]

[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;34450823]Thats actually pretty cool. Didn't know the game went that in-depth.[/QUOTE]

I had no idea who Brenuin was so I had to wiki him.(redguard drunkard in whiterun) I gave him a few drinks and threw him septims here and there but ignored him when he wanted me to help him steal alcohol to fuel his addiction. After all that he leaves me 100 gold in his will and I didn't even know who the fuck he was. Poor guy prolly waited day and night from me to return to Whiterun to dump gear off and rest in the inn so he could have someone to drink with. With his [I]generous[/I] donation I can now save Skyrim. GOD DAMN SKYRIM WHY YOU SO DEEP

Brenuin has now solidified his position as Supreme Bro #2 behind Supreme Broverlord Veezara. When the CK comes out I will remove that ugly ass tree in whiterun with a statue of Veezara and Brenuin posing together in a completely heterosexual manner

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34450223]Sounds like a title Heimskr might bestow upon the player.
Speaking of which, the dude really needs something more to him than preaching all day and all night. Perhaps he could have the player reclaim lost shrines of Talos and exterminate Thalmor.[/QUOTE]
I think I'm going to call my armor the "Onyx Carapace".
Not only does it sound cool, but it also doubles as a throwback to the Legend of Zelda character "General Oynx" who bears an odd coincidental resemblance to my character. (minus the color scheme of course)
[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648751972117639306/A6FC1354C246618D284525F96A75B309084DAB50/[/thumb]
[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110113035550/zelda/images/thumb/3/35/General_Onox.png/250px-General_Onox.png[/img]
Not to mention that Onox himself is actually a dragon stuffed in metal plate armor.

[Strongbad]

[QUOTE=The golden;34448536]So I was in Riverwood and got bored so I [b]shot Stump the dog with my bow.[/b]

For some fucked reason, all the guards in the village turned hostile towards the children and started chasing the kids around shooting them with arrows.[/QUOTE]

You monster.

[img_thumb]http://images.uesp.net/6/6f/SR-creature-Stump.jpg[/img_thumb]

How could you

[paramud]

[QUOTE=Rents;34449886]It's snowing in a indoors area, fuck logic.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/TESV%202012-01-29%2020-23-17-28.jpg[/img]

Also, Khajiit mage master race.[/QUOTE]

Nice cleavage.

[Minilandstan]

If the dragons fear Dovakkiin, why do they all incist on fighting me?

[shaotek]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;34451625]If the dragons fear Dovakkiin, why do they all incist on fighting me?[/QUOTE]

Elder Scrolls: Dragon Diplomacy and Friendship prolly wouldnt sell well

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=Paramud;34451607]Nice cleavage.[/QUOTE]

Most of the default robes either look like you've got a quilt draped around you or a sex offender's trenchcoat, and 90% of the mods I could find either looked like shit, skipped the cleavage part and went straight to having your character's boobs out or were ported from anime games or something, it's hard to find mage gear that looks nice.