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Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

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[QUOTE=Rents;34449886]It's snowing in a indoors area, fuck logic. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/TESV%202012-01-29%2020-23-17-28.jpg[/img] Also, Khajiit mage master race.[/QUOTE] Funny, I just showed a screenshot of my character standing in the same general area.

Okay, so, I'm at a stand-still. I'm a Nord who uses Sneak abilities when I can, but more often that not I end up heading straight into combat. So I'm wondering: Should I continue to use my Nightingale Armor to get the Stealth abilities or should I switch to full ebony for the defense? And if I do ebony, how much harder will sneaking be?

Random action shot #10032 [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Skyrim/2011-12-24_00003.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;34449430]Just finished up the "A promise to keep" quest. Holy shit it feels great to get to [sp]steal a bunch of shit and a horse from Maven and kill a small army of her mercenaries.[/sp] Prior to that I did the Honningbrew Meadery quest and even after just the 2 or so encounters I've had with her I fucking hate that bitch.[/QUOTE] I've pretty much beat Riften/Thieves guild and maven is jarl of riften now somehow (i don't remember what i did to do that) but i haven't done that quest, any serious repercussions?

[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;34452174]I've pretty much beat Riften/Thieves guild and maven is jarl of riften now somehow (i don't remember what i did to do that) but i haven't done that quest, any serious repercussions?[/QUOTE] You can take an alternate route with a different ending where [sp]you rat out Louis to Maven[/sp].

Oh god [url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=7350[/url] what "Said this, a new Adec heavy armor, craftable in forge under the jewelry category [b](is an armor?, is a jewel?, both)[/b]"

[QUOTE=minilandstan;34451625]If the dragons fear Dovakkiin, why do they all incist on fighting me?[/QUOTE] I believe it was Paarthurnax or someone else who tells you that dragons are too prideful to refuse a battle.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;34452546]Oh god [url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=7350[/url] what "Said this, a new Adec heavy armor, craftable in forge under the jewelry category [b](is an armor?, is a jewel?, both)[/b]"[/QUOTE] How would someone even be able to move in that? How would someone even be able to put that on? [editline]3:44PM[/editline] [url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=7291[/url] [quote] Pimp sexy nude house This mod gives you house (in windhelm) with many beautiful and nude girls inside, just waiting for you to come back from adventure. You can mix girls with no weapon mod :]so you can chose who have weapon and who hasnt Girls: Aela ,AiaArria, Camilla, Carlotta, Elsif,Fastread, Grellka, Jordis, Lydia, Hroki, Idgrod, Ingun, Julienne, Lisette, Lynly, Mena, Mjoll, Muiri, Pantea, Sapphire, Sorli, Svana, Sylgia, Viviene[/quote]

Haha cool, if you use unrelenting force on a butterfly it dies and two wings will drop on the ground. [editline]29th January 2012[/editline] I just did this and four butterflys dropped at the same time.

Ue to the tragic death of the [i]leader[/i], I fully support the idea of Maiq replacing him in the next game.

Where was that render of dragonbone weapons that weren't reskins of orcish?

[img_thumb]http://puu.sh/f2Wc[/img_thumb] Nothing big, you know just fighting two giants, two mammoths, and two ancient dragons at once.

[QUOTE=AnalAnnihilator;34453134][img_thumb]http://puu.sh/f2Wc[/img_thumb] Nothing big, you know just fighting two giants, two mammoths, and two ancient dragons at once.[/QUOTE] The same thing happened to me when I had to kill a giant, but it was a frost dragon since I'm only level 32. Shit was intense.

I love calling Odahviing to my side when fighting another dragon. They always breathe fire at each other in mid flight.

[QUOTE=Jackald;34453542]Dude I fought 4 bears at once one time. Your dragons and mammoths ain't got nothing on that.[/QUOTE] I raise you five wolves. :v:

[QUOTE=AnalAnnihilator;34453571]I raise you five wolves. :v:[/QUOTE] pffffft hahahahahah you have trouble with wolves? are you fighting them naked with a steak tied to your junk or something?

[QUOTE=Rellow;34453597]pffffft hahahahahah you have trouble with wolves? are you fighting them naked with a steak tied to your junk or something?[/QUOTE] [sp]that's the joke i posted a picture with multiple difficult enemies and he raised me bears in return i raised him the easiest enemies to kill in the game[/sp]

Okay fuck you guys, bears a hard... well I installed every mod I could to make the game as hard as possible but thats not the point.

Maiq is a cold blooded murderer. I was travelling along the road and I saw what I thought was an innocent priest chilling on the side of the road. I got closer and noticed Maiq was starring at something on the side of the road which turned out to be a dead treasure hunter. His weapon was missing and besides his map he had nothing other than armor. At this point Maiq is leaving and I try to talk to him but all he says is Maiq doesn't want to talk right now, Maiq is tired. This poor adventure seeker was cut down and robbed by Maiq, most likely so he can feed his skooma addiction.

[QUOTE=-nesto-;34453831]Maiq is a cold blooded murderer. I was travelling along the road and I saw what I thought was an innocent priest chilling on the side of the road. I got closer and noticed Maiq was starring at something on the side of the road which turned out to be a dead treasure hunter. His weapon was missing and besides his map he had nothing other than armor. At this point Maiq is leaving and I try to talk to him but all he says is Maiq doesn't want to talk right now, Maiq is tired. This poor adventure seeker was cut down and robbed by Maiq, most likely so he can feed his skooma addiction.[/QUOTE] I took this screenshot back in November after I found Maiq standing over a few dead bandits. [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649871336297392870/6EB43FC1DBD8C9FE6CEC82DBE71F80CD7CAAD211/[/img]

[QUOTE=AnalAnnihilator;34453134][img_thumb]http://puu.sh/f2Wc[/img_thumb] Nothing big, you know just fighting two giants, two mammoths, and two ancient dragons at once.[/QUOTE] Fury spells for everyone!

You know what would be great? If there was a mod that changed all the dragon shouts into Brian Blessed.

I was caught stealing stuff in Grelod's room shortly after I killed her. A guard walked in and was like, "stop man" And I was all like "Im the thane bitch" and the guard was like "Oh. Didja hear? A murder in Riften! Grelod the Kind!" And he was like, right next to her body. [IMG]http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/misc-you-dont-say.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;34454098]I took this screenshot back in November after I found Maiq standing over a few dead bandits.[/QUOTE] christ, is there no end to his insatiable bloodlust. the butcher of windhelm ain't got shit on Maiq

I want to marry the pacify spell, it's so convinient. Some asshole animal or bandit comes up to you, and you can be like "I'm so above this shit" and cast pacify on them and walk away.

[QUOTE=Swiket;34453360]The same thing happened to me when I had to kill a giant, but it was a frost dragon since I'm only level 32. Shit was intense.[/QUOTE] Playing through the questline with Deadly Dragons mod, close to the end fight when all of a sudden 2 dragons and at least 4 draugr deathlords and 4 various other ones come to attack me. Kill them reach closer to the end when all of a sudden 4 dragons, 2 regular ones, a snow one, and an elder ancient dragon partnered up with 4 more deathlods and a couple of scourges. All of a sudden the Dragon Priest joins in on the gangbanging action. NEVER. FUCKING. AGAIN.

That mod passed the fun line and just made it impossible.

the contracts the night mother give you are kinda lame. Most of the time the target you have to kill is in a populated area and they just stand there all day. I usually wait until night to kill them in their sleep but some of them never sleep or even move from the spot their in so you can't really kill them without anybody noticing.

i really like the difference of voice actors for the khajiit in oblivion and skyrim, skyrim voices sound more like cats purring as in oblivion, it sounds like choke out something to me.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;34454692]I want to marry the pacify spell, it's so convinient. Some asshole animal or bandit comes up to you, and you can be like "I'm so above this shit" and cast pacify on them and walk away.[/QUOTE] There should be a mod that turns the illusion spells into simple handwaves, like jedi mind tricks ...you know, thinking about it, Illusion actually could potentially be the most badass magic school in the game - area effect fear spells that make you look like a giant demon, big airborne fireworks displays that distract townsfolk while you break into their stores, blindness spells that make enemies stand in place and swing their weapons wildly, shit like that. Come to think of it, every form of magic in TES is kind of watered down and video-game-y. Conjuration spells should involve summoning circles and chanting and give you day-long companions instead of poofing almost useless Atronachs into combat for 60 seconds.

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