Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;34462104]Sexy Whiterun? Fucking hell Nexus, I don't even know anymore.
[URL]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=7059[/URL][/QUOTE]
[url]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/images/7059-3-1327539378.jpg[/url]

It looks like my graphics card just fucking died, what kind of brain-dead moron thinks this looks good?

[Demeschik]

I think my game is haunted or something.

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614975232953871586/84F9C373DB155737E6B325AFFF569AA52B58D3E2/[/img]

[Col. Buggernuts]

Got annoyed with chickens being witnesses to my crimes, so decided to kill them and dispose of the evidence.

[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-01-30_00003.jpg[/img_thumb][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-01-30_00004.jpg[/img_thumb]

[BLOODGA$M]

[QUOTE=Lefter;34461257]
Blergh, one more. Where can i store my stuff in? Like my personal chest.[/QUOTE]

Buy a house, and there's one or two chests inside that are empty. These are safe to store things in.

You also get a free room when you join the College of Winterhold that has a safe chest in it [sp]and once you become Archmage there is a chest and an iron safe in your quarters that you can use[/sp]

[-Ben_Wolfe-]

[QUOTE=Demeschik;34462161]I think my game is haunted or something.
*clones*[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of when I was out by Peryite's Shrine when I see Louis Letrush get murdered by some hired Orc thug. Much later, I go back to Whiterun and find him standing there with a clone of himself staring at me. I mean, what is with that character? It's fucking creepy. There should be some silly quest made around it or something.

[Col. Buggernuts]

Apparently that NPC is very very prone to spontaneous mitosis, can be triggered by a number of quests.
I think one guy had 8 duplicated, decided to attack one, then for some reason they all rushed to attack the guards instead. Since he's often invincible, it went on forever, and I think a few more sprang up as well.

[seanlaff]

I'm level 33 and I have a standard heavy armor, sword and shield, build and at this point I can stroll through anything with relative ease.

I keep coming across these mages though, like Master Conjurers maybe? They have a lightning cast that literally is cast rapid fire and will kill me in around 2 seconds. When I die, my body gets shot across the room like a rocket. Who are these guys?

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Sean C;34462479]I'm level 33 and I have a standard heavy armor, sword and shield, build and at this point I can stroll through anything with relative ease.

I keep coming across these mages though, like Master Conjurers maybe? They have a lightning cast that literally is cast rapid fire and will kill me in around 2 seconds. When I die, my body gets shot across the room like a rocket. Who are these guys?[/QUOTE]Masters of the school of Conjuration. Well, they're supposed to be, but you rarely see an enemy mage do anything other than Ward, Oakflesh and a destruction spell.

[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]

Best thing to survive them is to get some elemental resistance enchantments. There's this one perk in the block tree that gives a +50% resistance to all elemental spells when blocking.

[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]

Poisons that reduce their magicka might also be useful, though they had better be powerful.

[Paravin]

What's the use for that wheat grindstone? How do you even use it correctly?

[Tinter]

[QUOTE=Paravin;34462549]What's the use for that wheat grindstone? How do you even use it correctly?[/QUOTE]

You push it and it does fuck all.

[Paravin]

So it has no use at all. Wow.

[Col. Buggernuts]

I've just noticed that quite a few Manowar songs would fit a Nord warrior really well.
[QUOTE=Paravin;34462576]So it has no use at all. Wow.[/QUOTE]Operating the sawmill (the player can do that as well) also has fuck all use. I guess they planned for them to be another way to earn "honest" money (I put quotation marks there, because I often sell that Pelagia fellow produce from other people's farms or houses :v:) like mining, chopping wood and picking vegetables.

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=Paravin;34462549]What's the use for that wheat grindstone? How do you even use it correctly?[/QUOTE]

I did one and it gave me some wheat. All the others I've done did absolutely nothing.

[A White Guy]

[QUOTE=Sean C;34462479]I'm level 33 and I have a standard heavy armor, sword and shield, build and at this point I can stroll through anything with relative ease.

I keep coming across these mages though, like Master Conjurers maybe? They have a lightning cast that literally is cast rapid fire and will kill me in around 2 seconds. When I die, my body gets shot across the room like a rocket. Who are these guys?[/QUOTE]

Try [url=http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=6176]Wars in Skyrim[/url], adds harder enemies roaming around

Still surprising myself by finding places I never explored now some 200 hours later, places I thought "I don't think i'm ready to go in there yet" then forgot even existed :v:

[Hashmere]

A twist on an old classic.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/cYEzs.jpg[/img]

[Enth]

[video=youtube;czR2bHg_4c8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czR2bHg_4c8[/video]

[Exl]

[QUOTE=Demeschik;34462161]I think my game is haunted or something.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nWZVS.jpg[/IMG]

100+ hours savegame. They keep happening!

[Arvuti]

[QUOTE=Hashmere;34463405]A twist on an old classic.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/cYEzs.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

this takes me back

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/lol.PNG[/img]

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;34454692]I want to marry the pacify spell, it's so convinient.

Some asshole animal or bandit comes up to you, and you can be like "I'm so above this shit" and cast pacify on them and walk away.[/QUOTE]

But then I wonder if some Joe SmellyPeasant will get mauled/stabbed by said creature/bandit so I prepare for when the spell wears of then kill them anyway.

[Lefter]

Anyone up for a Skyrim livestream? That's what i'm looking for right now, i'm away from my home comp and left with a laptop, i'm going to satisfy my Skyrim needs.

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;34462246]Buy a house, and there's one or two chests inside that are empty. These are safe to store things in.

You also get a free room when you join the College of Winterhold that has a safe chest in it [sp]and once you become Archmage there is a chest and an iron safe in your quarters that you can use[/sp][/QUOTE]

Thanks.

[CowThing]

I started a new character yesterday, going for a battlemage imperial. I was fighting some necromancers and wolves in the forest outside of Falkreath, and for some reason I have 40 bounty now. :frown:

I was trying to make a just character that does no crimes.

[Col. Buggernuts]

Anyone know of good mage followers that can be found outside of Winterhold College? I figured it would be rather redundant for me to get a melee follower when that's the path i'm focusing on.

[Zethiwag]

That Master Theif achievement is really tedious. I tried it as a werewolf but it took me like half an hour to traverse four of the holds. Maybe next time I'll just stab a guard, run away, and fast travel to the next hold.

[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34464106]Anyone know of good mage followers that can be found outside of Winterhold College? I figured it would be rather redundant for me to get a melee follower when that's the path i'm focusing on.[/QUOTE]

Marcurio in the Riften tavern

[Shibbey]

Killed some Thalmor in Stormcloak territory and got a bounty.

???

[Walrus.]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34462614](I put quotation marks there, because I often sell that Pelagia fellow produce from other people's farms or houses :v:)[/QUOTE]

Yeah i find it funny how you just take all of the farmer's crops right under their noses then sell it to them 5 septims a pop.

[gbtygfvyg]

Master conjuration is fucking amazing. Summon 2 storm thralls, let them do all the work.

[TehMentos]

[QUOTE=Demeschik;34462161]I think my game is haunted or something.

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614975232953871586/84F9C373DB155737E6B325AFFF569AA52B58D3E2/[/img][/QUOTE]

I got the exact same bug at the exact same place - I only got two Louis Letrushes though. I'm going to sue Bethesda for a third Louis Letrush. Bastards.

[Col. Buggernuts]

Got a 40 gold bounty for attacking and killing a Thalmor patrol in Whiterun territory.
Told them i'm the motherfucking Thane, they let me go. Would've paid the fine off, but didn't want to lose all my stolen items :v:

[Jedi_Rayne]

My Skyrim just had a small update. Not sure what it did though, and there are no patch notes.
I am part of the update beta if that makes any difference.

Anyone know what it did? It was only a few mbs in size.

[lektro]

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;34464434]My Skyrim just had a small update. Not sure what it did though, and there are no patch notes.
I am part of the update beta if that makes any difference.

Anyone know what it did? It was only a few mbs in size.[/QUOTE]

check the bethblog next time

[quote]Update 1/30: A third beta update (1.4.21) is now available on Steam. The update features one new change:

Fixed bug related to hitching between cell boundaries.
We really appreciate the feedback from our Steam Beta. We anticipate the 1.4 update going live this week for all on the PC and being sent to the console manufacturers. The Creation Kit won’t be far behind.[/quote]