Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Sharker]

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;34480988]I remember that part, I think I decapitated his brother. Felt a little sad afterwards so I placed his head next to J'darr's.[/QUOTE]

Too bad for him, I had some skooma on me. It's a shame bethesda seems to be afraid to go in depth with characters, I don't think I've ever been sad when anyone died in this game. It would have been awesome if you could give him skooma which would temporarily restore his sanity and he would become a follower, and if you didn't give him skooma for a long enough time he would go into a violent killing frenzy and attack everything in sight, or you could cure him like you cure that argonian in riften.

[Darth Hater]

I hate to post this but it has to be done. [video=youtube;ZvJtSx0_VlQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJtSx0_VlQ&feature=related[/video] This day is yet another day dedicated to the lies of Todd Howard.

[DrasarSalman]

Nah, it will be out in 21 hours and 48 minutes.

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34481814]How will you defeat enemies? With a ward and a sword?[/QUOTE]
Companions, atronachs and zombies.

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=The golden;34480019]It's 1:30pm at the Bethesda office.

So no, they don't.

[editline]31st January 2012[/editline]

So I've never actually gone to jail yet in Skyrim after almost 500 hours of playtime because avoiding the law is so easy. I was talking with a friend who had intentionally gone to every jail in the game just to see what they look like and this is what he told me: Several of the jail cells in several of the cities have easy-access routes that lead out of the cell. Meaning you can either attempt to pick the lock, pickpocket the guard, or you can use the super-easy escape passage.

Seriously? Does this game not have enough hand-holding?

Now we have to make going-to-jail easy too?[/QUOTE]

If you bust out of jail you keep your bounty, and once you use the secret escape route it gets blocked off forever.

On the subject of crime, does anyone else think the Master Criminal achievement is kind of dumb? I mean what kind of master criminal gets a 1000 gold bounty in every hold in the country? That's more like a shitty criminal with high asperations.

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=The golden;34482390]It does have infinite quests if you count radiant quests such as Bounties. Despite the fact all they really do is select a random dungeon, respawn the inhabitants, and mark one as a quest target.[/QUOTE]

It's not like they could do anything more, really. The game would have to be infinitely big for infinite indepth quests.

[markfu]

[QUOTE=Darth Hater;34482006]I hate to post this but it has to be done. [video=youtube;ZvJtSx0_VlQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJtSx0_VlQ&feature=related[/video] This day is yet another day dedicated to the lies of Todd Howard.[/QUOTE]

Although not really. He specifically told us that the infinite quests would be through the randomized bounty, fetch, etc. style.

[Exnem]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7IlF9t-wow&feature=[/media]

[Dominicus]

Alright. I just got one-shot by a Frostlance. I got the whole flying-like-a-ragdoll cinematic...only to stand up after 2 seconds.

[sp]I got hit again right after and I didn't get up that time, still.[/sp]

[Someone4956]

[QUOTE=Dominicus;34482699]Alright. I just got one-shot by a Frostlance. I got the whole flying-like-a-ragdoll cinematic...only to stand up after 2 seconds.

[sp]I got hit again right after and I didn't get up that time, still.[/sp][/QUOTE]

The first one just knocked you on your ass. You get the same thing when Draugr FusRoDah you.

[Oskutin]

[QUOTE=The golden;34480019]It's 1:30pm at the Bethesda office.

So no, they don't.

[editline]31st January 2012[/editline]

So I've never actually gone to jail yet in Skyrim after almost 500 hours of playtime because avoiding the law is so easy. I was talking with a friend who had intentionally gone to every jail in the game just to see what they look like and this is what he told me: Several of the jail cells in several of the cities have easy-access routes that lead out of the cell. Meaning you can either attempt to pick the lock, pickpocket the guard, or you can use the super-easy escape passage.

Seriously? Does this game not have enough hand-holding?

Now we have to make going-to-jail easy too?[/QUOTE]
But working on the offices often stops at 4pm :v:

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=Someone4956;34482781]The first one just knocked you on your ass. You get the same thing when Draugr FusRoDah you.[/QUOTE]
Weird. Because later I really got one-shot by one. Ah well, fucker's dead now.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=oskutin;34482811]But working on the offices often stops at 4pm :v:[/QUOTE]

Maybe they take their work home?

[AnalAnnihilator]

I'm hoping for a CK release today.

[G71tc4]

Okay, so here's the guidelines so far

[quote]
-redguard
-Samuel L jackson

-woodcutter

-Your only weapon is a woodcutter's axe.

-He's an alcoholic.

-All the chronicles have to include silly Scottish-sounding phrases that nobody in real life actually says

-He can't turn left.

-You are allergic to potions.

-You turn into a wolf during a full moon.

-no fast travel ever. Not even carriages.

-No armor, since real men don't wear suits of armor and they whack the shit out of monsters with woodcutter axes.

-Play on Novice to counteract handicaps and for comic effect(How the fuck do you survive )

-At noon every day you must stop whatever you are doing to look for calipers.

-The only consumables (aside from alcohol) you can use are pastries.

-Samuel has a phobia of Rabbits. Every time he sees one he must stop walking and back away slowly until the rabbit is out of sight.

-At midnight, you must murder the living thing nearest you.

-Steal every horse you can find.

-As a redguard you must resist all forms of arrest(by any means necessary) should you run into problems with the law[/quote]

I'm gonna give it another hour, get your submissions in :V

[Someone4956]

[QUOTE=G71tc4;34483215]Okay, so here's the guidelines so far

I'm gonna give it another hour, get your submissions in :V[/QUOTE]

You can only choose one Daedric artifact. Skeleton Key doesn't count if you return it.

[Shibbey]

Fuck Woodcutter's axe.

Knife/Fork only.

[-Steve-]

Skyrim was on Conan. Funny stuff.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rj8nHy6aA6E[/url]

[G71tc4]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;34483379]Fuck Woodcutter's axe.

Knife/Fork only.[/QUOTE]

Not gonna override stuff ive already taken

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=Sonicdude;34483437]Skyrim was on Conan. Funny stuff.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rj8nHy6aA6E[/url][/QUOTE]

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

Fuck you uploader.

[DrasarSalman]

If the guards attack you, start talking to a random NPC until interrupted.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=3261[/url]
So far they've done iron + banded iron armour and shields. I look very forward to this mod expanding to encompass all armours in the game, I hope they also consider doing the weapons as well. If it weren't for my computer being held together with chewing gum and duct tape, I would be using this mod.

tl;dr HD mod that isn't resize + sharpen

[editline]1st February 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;34483540]"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

Fuck you uploader.[/QUOTE]How bizarre. Normally official channels for US TV shows ban everyone outside of the US from seeing it. I am quite literally shocked that I wasn't the one being stonewalled, being as I am in commie pinko socialist Europe.

[Demoness]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34483599][url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=3261[/url]
So far they've done iron + banded iron armour and shields. I look very forward to this mod expanding to encompass all armours in the game, I hope they also consider doing the weapons as well. If it weren't for my computer being held together with chewing gum and duct tape, I would be using this mod.

tl;dr HD mod that isn't resize + sharpen[/QUOTE]

I quite like this but I wonder why they decided to make it so... dark brown instead of keeping it lighter like the vanilla texture.

[Falez]

[QUOTE=G71tc4;34483215]Okay, so here's the guidelines so far

I'm gonna give it another hour, get your submissions in :V[/QUOTE]

You cannot disarm traps, but can avoid from triggering them (Except for pressure plates, you have to trigger them if you happen to notice one)

[TheCumScoundrel]

[QUOTE=gullegull;34481911]Wait for the CK and make a weapon called "The Fists of Holy Righteousness" which basically are glowing fists. maybe use the glow effect from the Dawnbreaker :v:[/QUOTE]

or i could enchant some gauntlets with turn undead.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=turtlehead;34483690]I quite like this but I wonder why they decided to make it so... dark brown instead of keeping it lighter like the vanilla texture.[/QUOTE]I'm guessing it fits whatever graphics mod they're using better. Not too fond of them being darker, myself, but I figure it can easily be fixed.

[V_Buns]

My friend was telling me of a character he made on the spot.

He made a Jesus-looking Khajiit, and named him Khajesus.

"He baptises the sinners in flames and purifies them with his fist."

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34483599][url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=3261[/url]
So far they've done iron + banded iron armour and shields. I look very forward to this mod expanding to encompass all armours in the game, I hope they also consider doing the weapons as well. If it weren't for my computer being held together with chewing gum and duct tape, I would be using this mod.

tl;dr HD mod that isn't resize + sharpen[/QUOTE]

oh nice

the default iron armor just looks so unbelievably shitty

[Dragory]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34483599][url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=3261[/url]
So far they've done iron + banded iron armour and shields. I look very forward to this mod expanding to encompass all armours in the game, I hope they also consider doing the weapons as well. If it weren't for my computer being held together with chewing gum and duct tape, I would be using this mod.[/QUOTE]

"This file has currently been set to hidden by the author of the file. You cannot look at this file page or download any files relating to this file until the author makes the file visible to the public again."

:(

[DJ999]

[QUOTE=G71tc4;34483215]Okay, so here's the guidelines so far I'm gonna give it another hour, get your submissions in :V[/QUOTE] In addition to not walking left, you cannot walk diagonal(any direction) either.