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Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

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bethesda really fucked up making so goddamn many essential characters

no characters should be essential essentiality ruins the rpg feel - am i not supposed to be free to do whatever the fuck i want?

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34044575]bethesda really fucked up making so goddamn many essential characters[/QUOTE] They really make me care about people though. Partly because they don't all look like shit like in oblivion.

[QUOTE=Darth Hater;34043733]Sure it'd be nice if they mixed it up, but it wouldn't make any sense. Why would any Khajiit other then a group of traders come to skyrim, they're not even allowed in settlements. The argonians aren't exactly the most popular citizens either. Skyrim isn't black marsh or Elsweyr, so it's not like anyone is in a hurry to go on vacation. The only reason to make the huge effort of getting to skyrim, the land filled with dragons and racist people in the middle of a civil war, is if you need to get away from something worse where you are, or if you have business there.[/QUOTE] Khajiit with snow leopard style fur patterns, ret-con it so they were there the whole time.

I love lydia's sarcastic "I am sworn to carry your burdens"

[QUOTE=Yadda;34043993]Brace for 1080p screens pics n shit Consider this my final update to my config, not yet though, still working on it.[/QUOTE] 6 new desktop backgrounds. Awesome.

Dude finds dead body "Oh what happened?" *Walks casually away.*

Okay, so I had a bit of an incident after getting arrested. Outside I had no body, however when I went inside this happened: [img_thumb]http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/4711/tesv2012010422374072.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/430/tesv2012010422404922.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1019/tesv2012010422425907.jpg[/img_thumb] My body acted like a ragdoll and spun around strange when I turned the camera, the head was floppy, and my feet stuck upwards.

[QUOTE=KorJax;34043699][IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/KorJax/TESV2012-01-0400-52-23-71.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] This level of detail is why I absolutely love Elder Scrolls games.

[QUOTE=Lambeth;34044748]I love lydia's sarcastic "I am sworn to carry your burdens"[/QUOTE] Lydia is one of the only companion characters in gaming that I actually am able to tolerant. The other one being Alyx Vance from HL2 Damn Lambeth, you're avatar seriously reminds me of Eliza Cassan from DE:HR (it clearly isn't, but oh well). The best companion ever. [img]http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9271/oblivion201104270007361.jpg[/img] actually wait holy shit what the fuck.

[url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5285[/url] Practical my ass.

[QUOTE=mikester112;34045092][url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5285[/url] Practical my ass.[/QUOTE] [img]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/4275-1-1324480123.jpg[/img] Got to love skimpy armor mods in general, specially how the most vital parts of the body are unprotected.

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[QUOTE=Milkie;34045129]retoast I am not a smart man with computers.[/QUOTE] You're on 1280x1024 resolution, with such a tiny resolution you won't be able to tell a difference from 2k to 4k anyways. Don't know if you're computer could even run the texture mods, considering how you're graphics card is quite meh and you only have 2gb ram.

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Find location containing a Hagraven I need to murder. As I get to where it is, I see a magic trap set just below this rock face. As I round the corner I see 3 mages and rape their face. Damn hagraven was being a cunt and shooting fireballs at me, so I fucking FusRoDah'd that cunt off the cliff. A second later I hear a loud boom and bolts of lightning start shooting into the sky. I look down to find this. [t]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/7248/tesv2012010402561157.jpg[/t] The Hag fell right on top of the mage trap I avoided earlier, and as a result it did things I didn't think were possible. Satisfying to say the least though. [t]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2118/tesv2012010402572761.png[/t] Random shit. [t]http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/4467/tesv2012010221112359.jpg[/t] [t]http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5921/tesv2012010403020760.jpg[/t] [t]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9389/tesv2012010403173571.jpg[/t] [t]http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9217/tesv2012010403163162.jpg[/t] Not to mention Derpkeethus. [img]http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/2971/derpkeethus.jpg[/img] Config on front page.

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[QUOTE=Lambeth;34044743]They really make me care about people though. Partly because they don't all look like shit like in oblivion.[/QUOTE] the only one i would mourn would be my companion because that would mean i have to carry my shit

What is with that cave which is located somewhere u cant get up by really struggling to jump up the mountain. Its south from the Troat of the World. I needed to noclip up and it's full of some Bandit related magic people. Not Necromancers but you have to rescue some woman out of there. Its also a really strange cave with a fox named Pumpkin and has a jar stuck in a tree. Let me get some pics of it: [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/651001246787275369/F1569D306B6EB78F49A5B7BFA4B72C99318DEE2F/[/IMG] [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/651001246787282174/9B71CE97EA8AA9BB83E18DA89D37FBB0A74EAA1E/[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Milkie;34045199]So beautiful and I have to run the game on Low Settings.[/QUOTE] You have to run the game on low settings yet you ask if you should download 2k or 4k textures ? I'm confused.

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FRESH FROM THE NEXUS FOLKS [img]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/5303-1-1325673999.jpg[/img]

Im tired of Vorstag and his crappy voice acting. What should I fus roh dah him off of?

[QUOTE=JustGman;34045292]FRESH FROM THE NEXUS FOLKS [img]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/5303-1-1325673999.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/3151-1-1323517860.png[/img]

[QUOTE=JustGman;34045292]FRESH FROM THE NEXUS FOLKS[/QUOTE] We thought the absence of the creation kit would stop them. we were wrong.

[QUOTE=ruarai;34045426]You know delphine, when I was doing the Thalmor quest I didn't want to give her my stuff, so I quickly went to my home (before I gave her anything) and stored most of it away. Anyway, after the quest was over, she gave me all the stuff I had when I found the quest, thats right, she duplicated all my items. I don't know whether I should sell my stuff or whether that would be cheating.[/QUOTE] Find a companion that uses the same skills as you and make an exact clone of yourself.

Why does some players want to play a game with big headed barbie dolls and eyes as big as dinner plates?

[QUOTE=Black;34045470]Why does some players want to play a game with big headed barbie dolls and eyes as big as dinner plates?[/QUOTE] The same people wonder why we want to play the game with such ugly npcs and gay looking armor.

[QUOTE=Black;34045470]Why does some players want to play a game with big headed barbie dolls and eyes as big as dinner plates?[/QUOTE] Same reason people want mods that give characters D cups and no underwear, and while boobs and anime are nice and all it rapes immersion when it's in Skyrim.

[QUOTE=Black;34045470]Why does some players want to play a game with big headed barbie dolls and eyes as big as dinner plates?[/QUOTE] to distract me from the small-headed ugly tiny eyes of the real world.

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