Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards
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[QUOTE=KmScMT;34017267]you know, i don't think i ever saw an actual rapemod (or anything similar) for oblivion
couldn't even find a simple horsecock[/QUOTE]
And why would you be looking for a horse cock?
Oh, right, avatar
I can't understand why anyone would want a troll penis mod.
[editline]2nd January 2012[/editline]
Also fuck the forsworn. so ungrateful.
Hey, whoa, okay hold up.
[SP]Even though you saved their king, he very explicitly said that because you're a Nord, they'll attack you on sight if they see you, even though you saved their pathetic asses.[/SP]
[QUOTE=NoShogun;34017328]I can't understand why anyone would want a troll penis mod.
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Somewhere there's a 40 year old man with a troll fetish thinking the exact opposite
[editline]2nd January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=ewitwins;34017473]Hey, whoa, okay hold up.
[SP]Even though you saved their king, he very explicitly said that because you're a Nord, they'll attack you on sight if they see you, even though you saved their pathetic asses.[/SP][/QUOTE]
What if you [sp]aren't a nord?[/sp]
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;34017070] I need to find a mod that fixes destruction magic being too damn weak[/QUOTE]
Two mods for the OP if you'd like,
[b]Let it all Out[/b] - Make Shouts a little better, still not as good as they should be: [url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2311[/url]
[b]Midas Magic[/b] - 20 awesome unique new spells: [url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=3413[/url]
Here are two that might help your destruction problem.
[b]Balanced Magic[/b] - Makes using magic more fair, but not overpowered, beginning destruction skills are now useful later: [url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2275[/url]
[b]Improved Destruction Magic[/b] - Makes you a little overpowered without feeling overpowered: [url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=611[/url]
[QUOTE=ewitwins;34017473]Hey, whoa, okay hold up.
[SP]Even though you saved their king, he very explicitly said that because you're a Nord, they'll attack you on sight if they see you, even though you saved their pathetic asses.[/SP][/QUOTE]
I was an imperial.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;34017070]
Have been recommended before, I need to find a mod that fixes destruction magic being too damn weak
[editline]2nd January 2012[/editline]
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It isn't weak in the slightest. I can easily kill a bear just with runes and firebolt.
Anybody know how to fix that bug where your follower stays in the kneeling position after being reduced to no health?
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;34017761]Anybody know how to fix that bug where your follower stays in the kneeling position after being reduced to no health?[/QUOTE]
Try healing them or using Unrelenting Force (Just guessing)
[editline]2nd January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;34017732]It isn't weak in the slightest. I can easily kill a bear just with runes and firebolt.[/QUOTE]
When you're at lower levels it's fine, but when you get to level 40 and you've got 80-100 destruction it feels really weak compared to One-handed. Damage doesn't scale as you level up with destruction, it just decreases the amount of magicka required to cast. So you might be able to spam fireballs but there's still a limit to how fast you can kill your foes, and when you're fighting 4+ draugr deathlords at once it gets annoying. The master level spells take way too much magicka for the damage too.
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;34017761]Anybody know how to fix that bug where your follower stays in the kneeling position after being reduced to no health?[/QUOTE]Have you tried waiting a few hours? It happened to me and it was annoying when Lydia did that sometimes.
Ever since I saw Ahtar's axe I've been wanting to make a character that specializes in two-handed.
I mean, look at this: [url]http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Headsman%27s_Axe[/url]
[QUOTE=ewitwins;34017473]Hey, whoa, okay hold up.
[SP]Even though you saved their king, he very explicitly said that because you're a Nord, they'll attack you on sight if they see you, even though you saved their pathetic asses.[/SP][/QUOTE]
I'm an Argonian
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;34018002]Ever since I saw Ahtar's axe I've been wanting to make a character that specializes in two-handed.
I mean, look at this: [url]http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Headsman%27s_Axe[/url][/QUOTE]
It says the weapon is affected by One-handed skill...
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how do I get this nexus mod manager to work it keeps giving me an error whenever I install it
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;34017761]Anybody know how to fix that bug where your follower stays in the kneeling position after being reduced to no health?[/QUOTE]
I got fed up with one of my followers and decided to hell with it, I'll just waste him with an Unrelenting Shout. He got up.
The best mods are the ones that add new things while keeping it balanced and lore-friendly.
[editline]2nd January 2012[/editline]
[url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1002[/url]
Another one (maybe) for the OP. The weapon models are really, really good. Some of the swords (Azurbrand, the argonian blades, hunting knife) look like they came straight out of Skyrim while a few others don't fit in as much but aren't anything out of place.
They're all really easily craftable which may be a problem, but none of them are ridiculously imbalanced. The guy says he plans on making the stronger ones part of leveled loot or giving them to bosses once the CK comes out.
Can anyone upload a vanilla d3d9.dll for me? I just need that file, because I cannot launch my game, and I really don't want to reinstall. Verifying cache doesn't work.
After a month of solid excellent performance, skyrim is now at the level of constant crashing, and 70% of the models go either jet black or invisible... Are there any fixes for these sort of bugs?
[QUOTE=ZZTop;34016918]Skyrim mods AKA everything needs a penis
[img]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/3684-1-1323905449.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=3684[/url][/QUOTE]
Alduin's cock, eater of worlds.
Is it possible to kill [sp]Jarl[/sp] Maven Black-Briar?
Does anyone else experience constant drops in FPS around the outer perimeter of Whiterun? I'm using the performance enhancer but it doesn't seem to help at all in that specific area.
Reposting for new page[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;34018383]Can anyone upload a vanilla d3d9.dll for me? I just need that file, because I cannot launch my game, and I really don't want to reinstall. Verifying cache doesn't work.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;34018383]Can anyone upload a vanilla d3d9.dll for me? I just need that file, because I cannot launch my game, and I really don't want to reinstall. Verifying cache doesn't work.[/QUOTE]
d3d9.dll is used only in ENB and FXAA injector (and possibly other graphical mods I don't know about) so by default there isn't one in the skyrim directory
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;34018533]d3d9.dll is used only in ENB and FXAA injector (and possibly other graphical mods I don't know about) so by default there isn't one in the skyrim directory[/QUOTE]
Hmm. I wonder why my game is crashing on startup, then.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;34018142]how do I get this nexus mod manager to work it keeps giving me an error whenever I install it[/QUOTE]
it says to move the mod manager install info out of program files but I don't know where that is
does anybody just know where I install this fucking thing to
[QUOTE=ZZTop;34016918]Skyrim mods AKA everything needs a penis
[img]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/3684-1-1323905449.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=3684[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9536660/Kill%20me%20now.png[/img]
[QUOTE=lemoncurry;34018429]After a month of solid excellent performance, skyrim is now at the level of constant crashing, and 70% of the models go either jet black or invisible... Are there any fixes for these sort of bugs?[/QUOTE]
Do you have the 4GB patched .exe installed?
[QUOTE=Blitzkreig;34018728]Do you have the 4GB patched .exe installed?[/QUOTE]
Isn't the game already patched for that
Is there a mod to organize save files? I only have 30 some, but many of them are different characters and are in a random order.
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