Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Torpov]

[QUOTE=Keelwar;34071059]I remember something about being able to download skyrims books as ebooks, where can I get these and would they work on a kindle?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://capane.us/2011/11/24/dovahkiin-gutenberg/[/url]

And there's a Kindle version.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=ColdWave;34071200]So does everyone else here hate the Thalmor/Aldmeri Dominion too? I cannot stand them at all, I used to like High Elves back in the IV days, now they are all just dooche bags.[/QUOTE]

hey it turns out most people in TES world are douche bags.

i mean a lot of dark elves are slave mongers.

[Crpto2007]

is there a way to change your hair style?

[buttspoonce]

do you get a special item at the end of the Dark Brotherhood questline? like how you get the [sp]Nightingale armour[/sp] at the end of the Thieves guild

[Farm]

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;34071867]do you get a special item at the end of the Dark Brotherhood questline? like how you get the [sp]Nightingale armour[/sp] at the end of the Thieves guild[/QUOTE]

Sort of. You get the Blade of Woe from Oblivion towards the end.

[UntouchedShadow]

Just beat the main quest. Wow. Holy wow. Wowza wow. It was pretty fucking awesome.

Anyway, now that I'm done with everything, I'm going to make the Old Spice Guy and go through the game with nothing but unarmed, wearing nothing but ragged trousers.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=ColdWave;34071200]So does everyone else here hate the Thalmor/Aldmeri Dominion too? I cannot stand them at all, I used to like High Elves back in the IV days, now they are all just dooche bags.[/QUOTE]

No. Only superior elves are allowed to have opinions, human scum.

Seriously I can only dislike the thalmor in a really tongue-in-cheek fashion. I thought it was quite obvious to everybody that you're supposed to hate them. Hell, the thalmor hate high elf player characters too.

[editline]6th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;34071841]is there a way to change your hair style?[/QUOTE]

No.

would have been nice if they had a feature to change stuff like war paint and hairstyle.

[Checkers]

I think they put half the budget into the last quest

[Makrin]

Well, the [sp]Wabbajack[/sp] is perhaps the best weapon I've gotten so far, even though all it's done is [sp]summon a Dremora and turn some people into sweetrolls.[/sp]

[dogmachines]

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;34072249]Well, the [sp]Wabbajack[/sp] is perhaps the best weapon I've gotten so far, even though all it's done is [sp]summon a Dremora and turn some people into sweetrolls.[/sp][/QUOTE]
It's just plain fun to use. It was the same in oblivion, even when it turned scamps into deadroths.

[Crpto2007]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;34072115]No. Only superior elves are allowed to have opinions, human scum.

Seriously I can only dislike the thalmor in a really tongue-in-cheek fashion. I thought it was quite obvious to everybody that you're supposed to hate them. Hell, the thalmor hate high elf player characters too.

[editline]6th January 2012[/editline]

No.

would have been nice if they had a feature to change stuff like war paint and hairstyle.[/QUOTE]

damn that really sucks i'm getting sick of my war paint and current hair

[DoctorRictofen]

For those of you looking for a challenge or a good roleplaying balance, this is something I have been doing for a while, play as a character where you never level up so basically play as only level one it makes the game really fun and you actually have to think and create a tactic before running into every battle.

[thisispain]

so i started playing morrowind again

[Abrown516]

[QUOTE=Farm;34071180]Ok, so I'm making this:[/QUOTE]

Please give us an update, it looks fucking amazing! Also you lost me at cardboard.

[Farm]

[QUOTE=Abrown516;34072461]Please give us an update, it looks fucking amazing! Also you lost me at cardboard.[/QUOTE]

Thanks! I just put some cardboard struts and duct tape to hold it in place so it wouldn't warp with all the weight on it, but I'll be taking it out tomorrow, so I'll update then. I will put a tutorial on instructables when it's done so I only posted a couple pictures, I have over 50 so far. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1153142[/url]

[Abrown516]

As well as how to create a net from a 3d model.

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=DoctorRictofen;34072413]For those of you looking for a challenge or a good roleplaying balance, this is something I have been doing for a while, play as a character where you never level up so basically play as only level one it makes the game really fun and you actually have to think and create a tactic before running into every battle.[/QUOTE]

So when you're supposed to level up, don't put points into your stats or perks? Sounds like an interesting challenge.

[Farm]

[QUOTE=Abrown516;34072524]As well as how to create a net from a 3d model.[/QUOTE]

Take a look at my thread in DIY, I have a link to the papercraft download, If you don't know how to papercraft, there are plenty of good tutorials out there, but this is a fairly labor intensive build so I'd start small. To make your own, buy Pepekura Designer.

[Crpto2007]

How the fuck am i supposed to defeat Acanno ? I think that's his name

[DoctorRictofen]

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;34072538]So when you're supposed to level up, don't put points into your stats or perks? Sounds like an interesting challenge.[/QUOTE]

It can get pretty tough sometimes with the harder bosses but it's still fun.

[Ryuken]

besides the main, the guilds and the daedric quests, is there anything interesting to do? all i seem to find is "search for x items for me" stuff

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=Ryuken;34073480]besides the main, the guilds and the daedric quests, is there anything interesting to do? all i seem to find is "search for x items for me" stuff[/QUOTE]

Elder Scrolls at its finest. 80% of quests involve fetching something. The other 20% either consists of the main quest or random hard to find quests.

[notgeogzm]

So Lydia got [b]FUCKED UP[/b] by a snow dragon earlier on in the game and just now I'm reading that I was supposed to get the last of her will from a courier. Why haven't I got it?

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=Ryuken;34073480]besides the main, the guilds and the daedric quests, is there anything interesting to do? all i seem to find is "search for x items for me" stuff[/QUOTE]

Wait for the mods for one thing. Personally I can't wait for a mod that expands upon the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary you get after beating the guild questline. I would love to be able to recruit my own assassins into the guild, and go on more interesting contracts than "kill randomly generated NPC in x town with no witnesses to be found".

[wizlord]

my fav DB quest was the one where you went to the town and killed the guy, that one was great

[Stizzles]

[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;34072005]Just beat the main quest. Wow. Holy wow. Wowza wow. It was pretty fucking awesome.

Anyway, now that I'm done with everything, I'm going to make the Old Spice Guy and go through the game with nothing but unarmed, wearing nothing but ragged trousers.[/QUOTE]

Level up alchemy (to make perfumes, duh), buy a horse and gather as many diamonds as you can.

[t h e]

I was roaming randomly and this mad woman comes [i]literally out of nowhere[/i]. I was so far away from the towns, too, and then she said "I know you! You have the Wabbajack!" And she told me to blast her with the Wabbajack but FUCK I DIDN'T HAVE MY WABBAJACK.

From thereon I carried my wabbajack with me everywhere I went. It's a hell of a weapon

[Stizzles]

Weren't arrows supposed to be quite rare?
Because I can easily gather thousands of arrows just by picking up whatever I find on dead bandits.
I DON'T NEED THIS MANY ARROWS, WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL OF THIS

[Conely]

[QUOTE=t h e;34074047]I was roaming randomly and this mad woman comes [i]literally out of nowhere[/i]. I was so far away from the towns, too, and then she said "I know you! You have the Wabbajack!" And she told me to blast her with the Wabbajack but FUCK I DIDN'T HAVE MY WABBAJACK.

From thereon I carried my wabbajack with me everywhere I went. It's a hell of a weapon[/QUOTE]

It's almost as if you're now slightly crazy what with carrying it around with you everywhere. Some random cat lady has mentally broken you.

[dogmachines]

[QUOTE=t h e;34074047]I was roaming randomly and this mad woman comes [i]literally out of nowhere[/i]. I was so far away from the towns, too, and then she said "I know you! You have the Wabbajack!" And she told me to blast her with the Wabbajack but FUCK I DIDN'T HAVE MY WABBAJACK.

From thereon I carried my wabbajack with me everywhere I went. It's a hell of a weapon[/QUOTE]
I hit a Dragon Priest with it once. Turned him into a chicken. When I hit him he turned back into a Dragon Priest. That didn't end well.