Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards
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Fresh out of Wikileaks.
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Timed myself. Dragon flew around blasting his undodgeable frost breath at me for TEN FUCKING MINUTES. Didn't land once.
[QUOTE=NoShogun;34083982]Timed myself. Dragon flew around blasting his undodgeable frost breath at me for TEN FUCKING MINUTES. Didn't land once.[/QUOTE]
[sp]dragonrend[/sp]
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;34082842]I believe you mean "exploiting is so OP." Anything becomes dangerous when you plaster yourself in enchanted items. my daedric warhammer on my orc currently does 130 per hit, without power strikes or critical hits (which I deliver all the time) if I were using enchanting exploits like that it'd be deliver 300+ damage per hit.[/QUOTE]
It's not exactly exploiting to enchant your items. It's an exploit to buff them up in that endless cycle thing.
-snip, late-
Traded a shitload of items for Skyrim when it came out and I got greeted with [url="http://i.imgur.com/pCifE.png"]this[/url] today. I wrote Steam support a lovely 23 paragraphs about it. I'm going to go kill myself now, bye!
[QUOTE=AnalAnnihilator;34084166]Traded a shitload of items for Skyrim when it came out and I got greeted with [url="http://i.imgur.com/pCifE.png"]this[/url] today. I wrote Steam support a lovely 23 paragraphs about it. I'm going to go kill myself now, bye![/QUOTE]
Did you get to what level?
[QUOTE=JustGman;34084031][sp]dragonrend[/sp][/QUOTE]
Don't have it yet, would like to be able to kill dragons now and then without having to use a particular shout.
[QUOTE=AnalAnnihilator;34084166]Traded a shitload of items for Skyrim when it came out and I got greeted with [url="http://i.imgur.com/pCifE.png"]this[/url] today. I wrote Steam support a lovely 23 paragraphs about it. I'm going to go kill myself now, bye![/QUOTE]They used to suspend your account if you got a gift that broke rules, good to see they don't do that any more.
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Hail Sithis[/QUOTE]
Ayyyyy, macarena!
Welp, got that mod that gives you some non-playable armor - so here's me executing Marcurio with the Headsman's Axe and full Executioner garb.
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I'm so going to mod a Headsman questline (capture criminals and publicly execute them yourself) for Skyrim when the modding tools come.
Anybody know if they're fixing the glitch where male Shrouded Cowls have no masks? It's kinda getting to me now, I want a full-face light helmet which isn't Nightingale.
Am I the only one who has around 15 various enchanted rings/necklaces on my person at all times? I can't be arsed to blow all of my money on grand soul gems and the disenchanting rapes the bonus about a 1/3 of the original percent.
[QUOTE=Walrus.;34085309]Am I the only one who has around 15 various enchanted rings/necklaces on my person at all times? I can't be arsed to blow all of my money on grand soul gems and the disenchanting rapes the bonus about a 1/3 of the original percent.[/QUOTE]
If you can't enchant things as powerful as the ones you find you need to work on your enchanting.
how come all you guys are just nitpicking every shitty aspect of this game?
I was playing a fresh character, and got the Mirminurulmumumumum fight, I'd ramped up the difficulty with a few mods and the in game settings, and was having more trouble than expected. I was on seriously low HP, but the dragon had hit the amount of HP that makes it land. I ducked into the guard tower, and who rolled over the hills, swords raised?
Cat Squad.
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Fuck YES.
[url=http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/631861724248589676/E8B11C6F345C5FB32B74969A7F89EA599D621C2A/]Also Kharjo for best follower ever.[/url]
lol i luv it xD
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This guy makes raywilliamjohnson look like a genius
[QUOTE=Ermac20;34085384]how come all you guys are just nitpicking every shitty aspect of this game?[/QUOTE]
We have nothing better to do.
I personally like cicero the most. His 1 handed fucks up everything.
[QUOTE=Ermac20;34085384]how come all you guys are just nitpicking every shitty aspect of this game?[/QUOTE]
It's 2AM here. It's either that or have a wank.
Full thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1153142?p=34081047#post34081047[/url]
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Update time! I went to Lowes today and bought some stuff, including that spray foam I needed. I coated the inside of the helmet and put duct tape on it to make sure it keeps it shape, as I had to take out the cardboard I had been using previously. Once this cures (8 hours, so I'll do this tomorrow) I'll sand it down and paper mache the inside, and paint it. You would be surprised how much thickening the inside that is exposed (the neck part, as the helmet is a bit large for my non-dragonborn head) makes the rest look stronger. I want to do more, but that's all I can do today. Stupid foam, slowing my productivity.
[QUOTE=stepat201;34085412]lol i luv it xD
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This guy makes raywilliamjohnson look like a genius[/QUOTE]
What? Are you insulting Angry Joe? That's not a good idea my friend.
Add this to Exploits section.
Side with Faendal in his quest in Riverwood. He will become your follower. You can then buy Archery training from him, access his inventory, and take the money back for essentially free Archery training until skill level 50.
EDIT: I know everyone knows about it, but if you're going to have an Exploits section on the first post you should have some basic exploits.
God damn morrowind is so horribly unbalanced, I was even forced to turn on god mode because this one guy could kill me in 3 hits.
[QUOTE=1337KiLLeR;34085540]What? Are you insulting Angry Joe? That's not a good idea my friend.[/QUOTE]
Am I missing something? It's the first video of his I've watched. I could understand if he was a parody, or mentally handicapped, is it something like that?
i think its cool how you can go first person when you're riding a horse
[QUOTE=stepat201;34085969]Am I missing something? It's the first video of his I've watched. I could understand if he was a parody, or mentally handicapped, is it something like that?[/QUOTE]
Ehhr... no... he likes to make all of his reviews like that so we don't get that bored half way trought.
Sometimes I disagree with the ratings he gives, but he's a good reviewer.
[QUOTE=Gay Greek Guy;34085990]i think its cool how you can go first person when you're riding a horse[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=Scarbo;34086135]what[/QUOTE]
I "think" it's cool, how you; can go "First PErson",,, when you are riding a - Horse.
