Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards
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[QUOTE=The golden;34112961]Most FPS increaser mods for games are for those performance nuts who get erections over seeing their FPS go up beyond any noticeable or useful point.[/QUOTE]
Donno, bro. Having 260 FPS in WoW always made the ladies go wild for me.
i'm not sure if this is a bug or not but whenever I wear the morokei mage mask my face becomes invisible
I hate how it's impossible to become some viking badass character that destroys all the towns because of all the damn "essential" npc's. Seriously I tried sacking Whiterun and an old lady ended up kiting more damage on me than anybody because she wouldn't die.
Please tell me there is, or there is going to be a mod that solves this problem? I know there is for children already, but that's only like 10% of the essential population.
[QUOTE=General J;34113079]I hate how it's impossible to become some viking badass character that destroys all the towns because of all the damn "essential" npc's. Seriously I tried sacking Whiterun and an old lady ended up kiting more damage on me than anybody because she wouldn't die.
Please tell me there is, or there is going to be a mod that solves this problem? I know there is for children already, but that's only like 10% of the essential population.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2570"]go wild[/URL]
The fus ro dah videos on youtube are priceless
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or0QXOCUe0Q&feature=related[/media]
[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]
and this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqzxCzDZO9c&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;34113309]The fus ro dah videos on youtube are priceless
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or0QXOCUe0Q&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
I like the one with the [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAo1nttwmQA"]ducklings.[/URL]
[QUOTE=The golden;34112961]Most FPS increaser mods for games are for those performance nuts who get erections over seeing their FPS go up beyond any noticeable or useful point.[/QUOTE]
Or it's for people who want to be able to turn up their graphics slightly, whether with vanilla or mods.
Or people who just want smoother gameplay.
Or people who want to be able to walk through Markarth.
[QUOTE=Dominicus;34110728]Murder an NPC and the next time you're sleeping you'll be greeted by someone from the Dark Brotherhood.[/QUOTE]
wait what? I've murdered several npcs and i've never been confronted by them
[QUOTE=The golden;34112961]Most FPS increaser mods for games are for those performance nuts who get erections over seeing their FPS go up beyond any noticeable or useful point.[/QUOTE]
For me to get good FPS I have to run the game on low settings (though I keep the character render distance high so I can see people from far away). 10 extra FPS is really good for someone who doesn't have the best graphics card.
yeah I hate Markarth, since upgrading to a 2500k I can now walk through Whiterun at 30-40fps instead of about 20, Markarth? nope
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;34113441]wait what? I've murdered several npcs and i've never been confronted by them[/QUOTE]
Has to be an innocent, I think.
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;34113441]wait what? I've murdered several npcs and i've never been confronted by them[/QUOTE]
It's been months since I last played Oblivion. As someone pointed out before you'll get a little message when you kill someone; "You actions have been observed by forces unseen". Or something along those lines. When that's the case you'll be greeted when you sleep in an inn.
Dragons are so dreadfully boring. They are easier to defeat than fucking trolls, sometimes even bears can be harder. And goddamn do they spawn often and usually refuses to fight me or land near me because there is a fucking rabbit 1 kilometer away from me.
However, dragons can also be funny when they wipe out a whole camp and such. Silly dragons:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793361497/8DF7A643C03BAFADE416633540926875A57ECE99/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793341868/78921E6BCB6A836FD8CC18B6A61F41332CBDE28B/[/t]
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793075601/00435C031A89848D2920151321A178618E9010F1/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793068006/5C09A6F208A379E60DEE7457E42E45346B166F0B/[/t]
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793070845/C833B0CB3A133B9B3A60FE1543852F1DDA1F45CB/[/t]
Bear fight!
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793064053/451DA07B2D7C3B74E1D1FD8D8BE6DE2012C87DE8/[/t]
Silly silly stealth
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793336021/5CF4519C6F83172382B9F0C9439F535EF197DA4D/[/t]
Silly Jon
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793348139/69BFA9D8C19D915918BA5E018E488821E3505EE1/[/t]
dragons are nothing but an annoyance most of the time
[QUOTE=Chickens!;34108897]If you're going to do it like that you may aswell just open console and do "player.setav smithing 100"[/QUOTE]
I like mining and buying ores and smelting them, then making full sets of armor and weapons. I then sell it back or give it to an off-duty companion.
[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]
Also download the deadly dragons mod in the op
Regenerating nether drake
I set it to unconscious, moved it to me, and started whacking it with my flawless blades sword and ebony sword, and after like 20 hits still had 90% of it's hp. I think it's designed to be immortal, I killed it with the console and it had a seizure midair then flew over a mountain
[QUOTE=dgg;34114084]
Silly Jon
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876122793348139/69BFA9D8C19D915918BA5E018E488821E3505EE1/[/t][/QUOTE]
poor jon
he's so lonely
I hope that pole loves him back
[QUOTE=Megadick;34114143]I like mining and buying ores and smelting them, then making full sets of armor and weapons. I then sell it back or give it to an off-duty companion.
[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]
Also download the deadly dragons mod in the op
Regenerating nether drake
I set it to unconscious, moved it to me, and started whacking it with my flawless blades sword and ebony sword, and after like 20 hits still had 90% of it's hp. [B]I think it's designed to be immortal, I killed it with the console and it had a seizure midair then flew over a mountain[/B][/QUOTE]
Nope, that's normal dragon behavior.
Skyrim.
I think it's strange how you deal more damage to Dragons than NPCs do.
Also, if Dragon attacks are a larger Area of Effect, say;
When a dragon lands, it might lash out with its tail, or rake its wings about it, knocking everyone back and dealing a fair chunk of damage.
Script for the Dragonborn FUS RO DAH soundtrack:
DUVAKING
DRAGON PORN
MUSTARD JAR (Fus ro dah)
PRAISE THE LORD
FUCKING COOL
OH MY GOD
ME GUSTA
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;34114307]Script for the Dragonborn FUS RO DAH soundtrack:
DUVAKING
DRAGON PORN
MUSTARD JAR
PRAISE THE LORD
FUCKING COOL
OH MY GOD
ME GUSTA[/QUOTE]
CHOCOLATE BAR!
[QUOTE=Dominicus;34114268]Lookin' quite good.[/QUOTE]
It's about as good as I can go on a Q6600 and a GTX460/ it could look much better.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;34114334]It's about as good as I can go on a Q6600 and a GTX460/ it could look much better.[/QUOTE]
Where is it?
Between the Guardian stones and Riverwood, just outside the town, looking back towards the stones.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;34114250]I think it's strange how you deal more damage to Dragons than NPCs do.[/QUOTE]
Perks add a ton of damage.
[QUOTE]It's about as good as I can go on a Q6600 and a GTX460/ it could look much better.[/QUOTE]
Nah, even with two 580 Skyrim + ENB and SSAO stutter like an old bitch.
Plus, you know, you're the ULTIMATE DRAGONSLAYER.
It only makes sense you'd do more damage to a dragon than normal people.
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;34114106]dragons are nothing but an annoyance most of the time[/QUOTE]
I just installed these mods:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IUsjB.png[/IMG]
Now I spent 35 elven arrows from my level 21 character on a single ancient frost dragon only to bring him below 3/4 health. Makes it seem so boss.
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