Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Crest]

[QUOTE=Funsize;34121103]A bit late to the party, just thought I would upload my own.
[t]http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8272/tesv2012010914243080.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

Damn, ENB right? Is it a config like Yadda?

[Arvuti]

[QUOTE=Mon;34115681][url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/news/article.php?id=46[/url]

pffftaaaahahahahahahaaa haha ha ha

hehehe he

mm

[B]BAHHH[/B]HAHAHAHAHAHaahahaaha

[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]

dffssssfsfsfsfhahaha oh god its killing me[/QUOTE]

That mod sucks ass, how the hell did he win.

[img]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/70-3-1325218222.jpg[/img]

over 1 000 000 views, 400 000 downloads...sigh god damn you nexus.

[gbtygfvyg]

Thanks my mom was standing directly behind me.

[Arvuti]

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;34122817]Thanks my mom was standing directly behind me.[/QUOTE]

You're problem that you were browsing fp while one of you're parents were in the room, atleast it wasn't some fucked up mod like the troll dick one.

[Crest]

I fapped about 3 times to the sex mods in Fallout3. Actually the prostitution mods where you can fist anyone. Even mutants.

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;34122845]You're problem that you were browsing fp while one of you're parents were in the room[/QUOTE]

That's what media tags were for back in the day, but thank god for assholes to put the blame on the users.

[BananaFoam]

Has anyone found a mod to remove the "essential" variable to all essential npc's and make them killable, save for the main questline people?

If not, we need to round up the scripting elders of Facepunch and have them make it for us.

[Biotoxsin]

[QUOTE=BananaFoam;34123468]Has anyone found a mod to remove the "essential" variable to all essential npc's and make them killable, save for the main questline people?

If not, we need to round up the scripting elders of Facepunch and have them make it for us.[/QUOTE]

I think the reason they did it like they did is to ensure that radient quests can function. (assuming I'm right) removing the essential status of a bunch of NPCs could really screw things up if you want to keep playing on a single character

[BananaFoam]

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;34123586]I think the reason they did it like they did is to ensure that radient quests can function. (assuming I'm right) removing the essential status of a bunch of NPCs could really screw things up if you want to keep playing on a single character[/QUOTE]

Well hows about you just don't fucking kill the now non-essential characters. It just pisses me off trying to murder a town or enemy camp only to find out it has 3+ essentials and therefore can never be destroyed.

It's just handholding and it's unnecessary.

[ThermalArc]

When you finish the civil war questline, the faction tell you to kill everyone in the opposite military camp you will run across. BUT NO, essential NPC in every single camp!

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;34122678]Is Voice of the Emperor good for fucking anything anymore?
It seems like everyone's disposition of you is set in stone in Skyrim whereas in Oblivion and especially Morrowind I could solve TONS of quests just by using that on people to tell me what I want.

Argonian's water breathing also seems useless now.[/QUOTE]

I'll concede I fucking hated the speech minigame in oblivion, but I'd rather have a dumb speech minigame and disposition than no disposition at all. This is the problem with Bethesda's half-assed designers. Rather than coming up with an intuitive and realistic system for disposition, they just do they incredibly lazy thing and remove disposition entirely.

Speech is trash now because you can only use speech at the games discretion, IE: when the game [I]wants[/I] you to use speech. That stuff is acceptable in games like fallout 3 because you put points into speech at [I]your discretion[/I], but in skyrim speech skill progress is reliant on usage, but you can only use it when A) you have a crapload of stuff to sell or B) when the game gives you linear speech checks.

So essentially there's absolutely no roleplay value to speech, it's just there and everybody uses it at the same pace. The only applicable use for it is to buy speech training.

In oblivion and morrowind it was cool how you could become buddies with a guard or something, and you could get off the hook if you got a bounty because you are friends with said guard, due to your speech skill. Instead skyrim has this black and white action-based depiction of disposition, so just being an awesome guy or a having a silver tongue is not enough to make people like you and you don't get any of the RP benefits of having people like you.

[Darth Hater]

[QUOTE=BananaFoam;34123468]Has anyone found a mod to remove the "essential" variable to all essential npc's and make them killable, save for the main questline people?

If not, we need to round up the scripting elders of Facepunch and have them make it for us.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, these mods. Why isn't this on the front page. Has nobody seen it before? I swear I've posted it 6 or 7 times. I know it's not perfect, but it solves most of the problems. The first link disables the essential flag for everyone, quest related or not. The second link has a few options, including protecting only people involved in the MQ and removing the essential flag for only the Stormcloak/Imperial field commanders.

[B]Essential NPCs Begone[/B]:[URL]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2570[/URL]

[B]No Essential NPCs[/B]:[URL]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=4864[/URL] This one is actually better, but it requires script dragon, which some people don't like to use.

[Ronin]

So I completely refucked with all of my config settings, turns out I had several things turned off that I shouldn't have had off. And I modified a few other files. I quite like how it turned out and I am completely [b][i]DONE[/b][/i] with modifying this crap.

[t]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/3982/tesv2012010817224726.jpg[/t]

[t]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3508/tesv2012010817370030.jpg[/t]

[t]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3416/tesv2012010820084379.jpg[/t]

[t]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4707/tesv2012010822344393.jpg[/t]

[url=http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5171]Grab it while you can lads![/url]

Try this if you aren't sure you like the "confident" enb file.

[Ganerumo]

[QUOTE=Rockersm;34118475]No, it isn't.

Sources:

[url]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1592197/[/url][/QUOTE]

The guy who made the voice of clarence in Penumbra did some voice for the prince of bel air though :v:

[Crest]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;34124427]So I completely refucked with all of my config settings, turns out I had several things turned off that I shouldn't have had off. And I modified a few other files. I quite like how it turned out and I am completely [b][i]DONE[/b][/i] with modifying this crap.

[t]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/3982/tesv2012010817224726.jpg[/t]

[t]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3508/tesv2012010817370030.jpg[/t]

[t]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3416/tesv2012010820084379.jpg[/t]

[t]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4707/tesv2012010822344393.jpg[/t]

[url=http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5171]Grab it while you can lads![/url]

Try this if you aren't sure you like the "confident" enb file.[/QUOTE]

Assuming the peformance hit isn't hard enough I'll use this in my LP. Looks fantastic.

[Ronin]

The best way to get improved performance is to lower the aniso level from 16 down to 8 in the enbconfig.ini if it is too much for your recording.

And if you do decide to continue using it, post your let's play on my mod page so people can see it in action. And so you can boost your count (if anyone even uses my config apart from facepunchers.)

[Crest]

If you're looking for a show off before/after video I'll put one together tomorrow for you to post.

I'm not really worried about it being unplayable as I have the game being set far past ultra. I can drop plenty if I need to, just curious.

[Ronin]

No worries mate, and if you did make a before/after video that would be very generous and much appreciated. I've tried my hand at making a video but it never turned out how I intended, I'm sure whatever you do will be 500x better than what I did.

[hypno-toad]

Having now invested roughly the same amount of time in skyrim as I have put into morrowind, I can say without the slightest trace of irony, that bears in skyrim are 1,000,000x more annoying than Cliff Racers.

[Droogie]

[thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2012-01-09_00003.jpg[/thumb]
guess jaree-ra's cleaned up his act and gotten a job now, good on him

[lektro]

since i know you guys love looking at these mods
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img]

[Ronin]

It makes no sense, why the fuck do Argonians have boobs and why don't Khajiits have six?

I am impressed that they are animated though, however poor it is.

[Sickle]

Oh nice, animated boobs.

Even though it's quite easy to google the same shit instead of polluting your game.

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34125223]since i know you guys love looking at these mods
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
What the blueberry fuckmuffins is that...

[xenodrox]

[QUOTE=Dominicus;34125481]What the blueberry fuckmuffins is that...[/QUOTE]

I can't even think of a funny quip to throw at it, I can only stare in a mix of horror and fascination. It's like ... booby tentacles or something. Like a pair of bloated, stubby anacondas, just waiting to wrap themselves around my head and crush my skull.

[Stizzles]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34125223]since i know you guys love looking at these mods
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

It's... [I]mezmerizing...[/I]

[Minilandstan]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;34125271]It makes no sense, why the fuck do Argonians have boobs and why don't Khajiits have six?[/QUOTE]

Because hist and the fact i'd rather not look at 6 breasts every time I talk to a khajiit

[hypno-toad]

Holy balls, Illia companion of the year all years.

You know those asshole arch necromancers and arch conjurers that are like magical gods and they kill you and your companion effortlessly? Illia is one of those, but in follower form. She just effortlessly wasted an entire nest of trolls with no armor or weapons

Totally addtofaction 19809'ing this shit

[editline]9th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;34126298]Because hist and the fact i'd rather not look at 6 breasts every time I talk to a khajiit[/QUOTE]

Forsworn armor :pwn:

[Don Knotts]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34125223]since i know you guys love looking at these mods
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

Reptar: the porno

[Sirdrone536]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34125223]since i know you guys love looking at these mods
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

Well they were basically scaly humans in daggerfall so.....