Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Scarbo]

[QUOTE=Sirdrone536;34126578]Well they were basically scaly humans in daggerfall so.....[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Don Knotts;34126565]Reptar: the porno[/QUOTE]

STOP QUOTING IT DEAR GOD

[wwlfr]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34125223][img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

They look and react like balloons.

[Jallen]

Gah I wish I didn't cure the werewolf disease. I did it at like level 10 because I wanted to go to sovngarde rather than that daedric place, but I should have just kept it and cured it later on.

[Sirdrone536]

[QUOTE=Jallen;34127044]Gah I wish I didn't cure the werewolf disease. I did it at like level 10 because I wanted to go to sovngarde rather than that daedric place, but I should have just kept it and cured it later on.[/QUOTE]

If anyone has dibs on you it's Akatosh since you are a dova

[Stizzles]

no one has dibs on shit because you're a HERO

[Gilboron]

[QUOTE=Baboo00;34122724]Killing dragons should have the opposite feel: "killing the human as the fly" instead.[/QUOTE]

That's one of the issues I have with dragons in this game; they look huge and cool and all, but in practice they're just another strong enemy. You just hit them with attacks until they die, which makes it hard to balance them; the only way to make them stronger or weaker is to change their damage and health, which is really hard to keep balanced for an open-ended game like Skyrim.

They should have made them more like actual boss fights in which you [I]had[/I] to use your shouts strategically. (And I don't just mean [sp]Dragonrend to win[/sp])

And I still won't be satisfied until I can kill a Dragon mid-air and hang glide his corpse to the ground.

[Exnem]

My game has finally taken a final piss on me. I can't fast travel anymore. Whenever I try to fast travel it says "You cant fast travel while you are jumping or flying in the air" I need to start over.

[A White Guy]

[QUOTE=Black;34127248]My game has finally taken a final piss on me. I can't fast travel anymore. Whenever I try to fast travel it says "You cant fast travel while you are jumping or flying in the air" I need to start over.[/QUOTE]

Or try "coc whiterun" in console

Fixed the "Can't fast travel while guards are chasing you" issue I had awhile back

[Flak]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34125223]since i know you guys love looking at these mods
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

That texture for them is terrible.

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34125223]since i know you guys love looking at these mods
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/2v3gdz.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

fuck I'm hiding in a corner with wi-fi at school and I almost laughed too loudly

[D_M_]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;34127321]fuck I'm hiding in a corner with wi-fi at school and I almost laughed too loudly[/QUOTE]

I scrolled over that when two friends were watching today at school :v:

[Skyward]

Why is it when I try to start Skyrim, the steam "preparing to launch window" pops up, and nothing happens?

I tried reinstalling it, but it didn't help.

[Nerts]

Restart steam.

[Exnem]

[QUOTE=Dantai;34127270]Or try "coc whiterun" in console

Fixed the "Can't fast travel while guards are chasing you" issue I had awhile back[/QUOTE]
Thanks! It worked !

[GoldenDragon]

Okay this is hilarous, I just FUS'd a guard right after I did the same to the Talos preacher in Whiterun and I didn't get any bounty at all, he just got up and walked off like nothing happened.

Pageking, have a random picture of me shouting a bandit chief off a high place:

[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/TESV_2011-12-14_04-35-23-97.png[/t]

[tratzzz]

I can't really get into this game. I have only played like 3 hours and I just learned Fus Ro and the other shout from the Greybeards. It didn't really seem like that fun for this time.

Also, I killed the first dragon when I was level 2.

[Kai-ryuu]

[url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5754#[/url]

SO HARDCORE REALISM

[Ganerumo]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;34125271]It makes no sense, why the fuck do Argonians have boobs and why don't Khajiits have six?

I am impressed that they are animated though, however poor it is.[/QUOTE]

Well argonians are technically trees, not reptiles, so my guess is they either don't actually have a reptilian way of reproduction, or the hist gave them boobs because it makes them more human.

For khajiits, probably evolution that gave them only two with time because six was too much for the number of babies they have at a time which is considerably lower than with a regular cat.

Or it's just because Bethesda didn't want to bother with a very elaborate design for the bodies and prefered to spend time on the faces, which they made remarkably well.

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;34129433][url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5754#[/url]

SO HARDCORE REALISM[/QUOTE]
By Odin's beard, what the hell is that?

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;34129490]Well argonians are technically trees, not reptiles, so my guess is they either don't actually have a reptilian way of reproduction, or the hist gave them boobs because it makes them more human.[/QUOTE]
Trees? Like those with leaves and branches? Da fuck...

[markfu]

[img]http://images.uesp.net/e/e6/Lore-people-Argonian_Concept_Art.png[/img]

sup

[POLOPOZOZO]

Lol what my gtx 570 can't handle enb series.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=markfu;34129688][img]http://images.uesp.net/e/e6/Lore-people-Argonian_Concept_Art.png[/img]

sup[/QUOTE]

Argoian priest.

I love how the concept are for argonians look nothing like the final product.

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34129918]Argoian priest.

I love how the concept are for argonians look nothing like the final product.[/QUOTE]
Secretly I quite happy about that.

[krakadict]

whats the point playing master? i expected better AI combat that block use magic but all we got is "huehuehue AI X2 damage while we cut the player damage to .5! huehue" there's no point what so ever to play master unless you like beating on a mages for 5 mins

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=krakadict;34130315]whats the point playing master? i expected better AI combat that block use magic but all we got is "huehuehue AI X2 damage while we cut the player damage to .5! huehue" there's no point what so ever to play master unless you like beating on a mages for 5 mins[/QUOTE]
There is no reason. It´s total bollocks and boring beyond all hell.

[Col. Buggernuts]

I wish that difficulty in games was more than damage and health value changes. Crysis had a thing where on the hardest difficulty, the enemy spoke their own language (Korean) instead of English, which I thought was an excellent touch. More clever changes like that i'd love to see.

[Kai-ryuu]

[url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5727[/url]

this mod deserves more attention I think. It adds Narsil and Anduril from LOTR and they're a lot better than what 90% of the nexus is composed of.

fyi for those not versed in lotr lore [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narsil[/url]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/W7Lkb.jpg[/IMG]

[Ganerumo]

[QUOTE=Dominicus;34129517]Trees? Like those with leaves and branches? Da fuck...[/QUOTE]

Yep, they are trees who were granted humanoid form by the hist.

[ewitwins]

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;34130454][url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5727[/url]

this mod deserves more attention I think. It adds Narsil and Anduril from LOTR and they're a lot better than what 90% of the nexus is composed of.

fyi for those not versed in lotr lore [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narsil[/url]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/W7Lkb.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

They're nice looking swords, but they look a bit silly duel-wielded.

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;34130505]Yep, they are trees who were granted humanoid form by the hist.[/QUOTE]
They diverted quite far from that path, looking at the Argonians nowadays.