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Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

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[QUOTE=demoniclemon;34138622]...But if you finish the sentence using arrow or knee, I'll fucking cut you.[/QUOTE] That why I didn't finish it. Didn't want to start a shitstorm

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;34138216][URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/72/132589905556.jpg/][IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9998/132589905556.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] That most certainly isn't heavy armor. I'm guessing this is some fetish.

[QUOTE=Sharker;34138706]That most certainly isn't heavy armor. I'm guessing this is some fetish.[/QUOTE] Iron Helmet would could as [del]light[/del] heavy armor. :eng101:

[QUOTE=Sharker;34138706]That most certainly isn't heavy armor. I'm guessing this is some fetish.[/QUOTE] It's obviously a parody of the Nexus Modders and their hilariously impractical and sometimes impossible clothing.

I wish I would have recorded this, but i guess my story will have to do. I was walking towards the dragon nest between Whiterun and Rorikstead when I came across a little pond with a few mudcrabs. I was thinking what a great way to get my block skill up. So i sat there for a couple of minutes and leveled my block skill up by like 7 points. I got tired of waiting so I kill all the mudcrabs except one. I just blocked a few hits when I took a swing and saw that it only had a tiny sliver of health left. I thought I took the final swing at it and "killed" it. I started walking away from the mudcrab when my health dropped to about nothing. I started running and once I was out of stamina I looked behind me to see the mudcrab I had "killed". I healed up and attacked the "harmless" mudcrab. It almost killed me and was still at 0 health left. It hit me again and almost killed me. I then proceeded to run for my dragonborn life. I occasionally looked back to see the mudcrab one-hit kill a dragon and multiple giants. Halfway back to Whiterun the "invincible" Mudcrab started flying now glitched in one fixed position, but could now move just as fast as me. The Deathcrab (as I called it) was killing everything in one hit and made me fail multiple quests. I finally make it to Whiterun and go inside the city, expecting the Deathcrab to stay outside like a regular creature in Skyrim. I was not so lucky. It somehow had followed me into town and was killing all the guards. (thankfully not important NPCs) So I ran out of Whiterun and just ran for my life. Until I came across an afflicted refugee. I was just thinking you poor soul, when the afflicted ran up to the Deathcrab and started puking acid. The afflicted and the Deathcrab fought for about 30secs. The result afflicted had won and gave me the quest: The Only Cure. Moral of the story 1.) Mudcrabs can be Deathcrabs and ruin half your game. + 2.) always carry a video camra to record some shit that everyone will have a laugh at. P.S. (I still don't know why I did not load before meeting the Deathcrab)

>Become a werewolf via companions quest >Clear out werewolf hunter nest with archer lady as my companion. >Perfectly fine with me being a werewolf at the start of the dungeon >attempts to murder me at the end WHY LADY, WHYYYY

little feels worse than accidentally eating the throat of the best companion (kharjo) as a werewolf

I have a sneak-archer, a onehanded plain nord, and an unarmed orc for characters but I haven't really even tried focusing on any mage skills, is it really that bad? I hear conjuration is OP but mudcrabs being able to kill you that fast kinda throws me off.

[QUOTE=KmScMT;34139378]little feels worse than accidentally eating the throat of the best companion (kharjo) as a werewolf[/QUOTE] You lost the best companion to sacrifice for Boethiah's Calling.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;34138573]Poison of exquisite mammaries and extraordinary buttocks? What a horrid pageking, I need some content fast. [t]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/5171-1-1326164126.jpg[/t] Started my first true mage character, and as always, just learned Storm Call at level 5. Somebody made a demo video of my mod! And from what videos I have seen, he's used it in all of them since making this one. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dKh2NWQMms&list=UULn8jzSQ_FfeqL2x7LNTHHg&index=6&feature=plcp[/media] This is a video of my "classic" version, which is more "fantasy" like and less "realistic" like the confident file. But I also have another file much like it.[/QUOTE] Well I recorded a bunch of scenes I picked out to test the mod and, I think I'm doing something wrong. A lot of my shots just look like the gamma is having problems. As an example, here is before: [url]http://puu.sh/cWF2[/url] and here is after: [url]http://puu.sh/cWFm[/url] I think without the mod looks better, which is why I think I did something wrong. Your shots look like they are toned much better than what I'm seeing.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;34139977]You lost the best companion to sacrifice for Boethiah's Calling.[/QUOTE] don't worry i reloaded

I don't think that the world of Skyrim is very realistic. Accepting all of the lore, the people don't behave rationally. This is a world where practically any mage anywhere can make someone go crazy and start attacking people, and yet the guards will attempt to kill anyone starting trouble without asking questions. Also about half the caves have ghosts of some previous adventuring party saying "Doh ho ho, come on fellows, how dangerous could it be?" and then they get slowly picked off one by one. EVERY CAVE IS FULL OF MONSTERS. You can figure that out within 5 minutes of playing the game! Also roughly half of the mages in the game have gone rouge and are "studying necromancy" - which is punishable by death. And yet you can buy necromancy spells almost anywhere...

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;34139194]>Become a werewolf via companions quest >Clear out werewolf hunter nest with archer lady as my companion. >Perfectly fine with me being a werewolf at the start of the dungeon >attempts to murder me at the end WHY LADY, WHYYYY[/QUOTE] Same thing happened during a Fort takeover during the civil war. None of my sides soldiers had any trouble with me being a werewolf, however Hadvar turned aggressive towards me.

[QUOTE=Sharker;34138706]That most certainly isn't heavy armor. I'm guessing this is some fetish.[/QUOTE] Its called Inflammation.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;34139998]Well I recorded a bunch of scenes I picked out to test the mod and, I think I'm doing something wrong. A lot of my shots just look like the gamma is having problems. As an example, here is before: [url]http://puu.sh/cWF2[/url] and here is after: [url]http://puu.sh/cWFm[/url] I think without the mod looks better, which is why I think I did something wrong. Your shots look like they are toned much better than what I'm seeing.[/QUOTE] Consider turning off FXAA Or trying a different build.

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648750222873176185/F6CF5609D68E84C461EEC833C0F505F81DBC4330/[/img] i have the strangest boner right now

[QUOTE=Larikang;34140197]Also roughly half of the mages in the game have gone rouge and are "studying necromancy" - which is punishable by death. And yet you can buy necromancy spells almost anywhere...[/QUOTE] They didn't go rogue because of that, they mention that necromancy has been allowed since the rules of the mage's guild in cyrodill have been long abandoned.

Those ENB mods seem to crash my game on launch, i've tried Yadda's and banned_user's. A black window appears and then immediatley closes. I've also added bFloatPointRenderTarget=1 to SkyrimPrefs, disabled Steam Community In-Game and turned off AA

SKSE_Loader may fix your issue. If not, make sure you are installing it in the correct place.

Ulgh! I'm so sick of Skyrim's total lack of alt-tab tolerance... It's 2012 for fuck's sake! Seriously, Skyrim reacts so poorly to alt_tabbing to the desktop that it's stunning. Want to get back into the game? You'll need to alt-tab TWICE to get back in. Once to get the pitch-black game window up, and twice to get the game going again. And after an indeterminate number of times doing this, Skyrim will start dropping pieces of the graphics... Flames, blizzards, fog, water, distance models, pieces of your armor... it starts vanishing with your continued alt-tabs in and out of the game, and if you do it too much you'll bring up the the window only for Skyrim to instantly shut down and fling you suddenly back to the desktop...I guess I'm at least glad that it's crashes are quick... Restarting the game is the only thing to fix it too. Makes me glad that Bethesda didn't feel the need to tack on a bunch of animated logos for various affiliated studios, skippable or not, which means I can save, quit the game, restart it and get back to robbing Whiterun blind in very short order. But still, I never had these problems with the Fallout games, old as they are. Portal 2 and Crysis 2 both came ready to hit the desktop and jump back into the game without any stalling or complaints. Look, I know Skyrim on the PC is basically a port, but this is NOT an obscure grievance...

[QUOTE=J-Dude;34142047]Ulgh! I'm so sick of Skyrim's total lack of alt-tab tolerance... It's 2012 for fuck's sake! Seriously, Skyrim reacts so poorly to alt_tabbing to the desktop that it's stunning. Want to get back into the game? You'll need to alt-tab TWICE to get back in. Once to get the pitch-black game window up, and twice to get the game going again. And after an indeterminate number of times doing this, Skyrim will start dropping pieces of the graphics... Flames, blizzards, fog, water, distance models, pieces of your armor... it starts vanishing with your continued alt-tabs in and out of the game, and if you do it too much you'll bring up the the window only for Skyrim to instantly shut down and fling you suddenly back to the desktop...I guess I'm at least glad that it's crashes are quick... Restarting the game is the only thing to fix it too. Makes me glad that Bethesda didn't feel the need to tack on a bunch of animated logos for various affiliated studios, skippable or not, which means I can save, quit the game, restart it and get back to robbing Whiterun blind in very short order. But still, I never had these problems with the Fallout games, old as they are. Portal 2 and Crysis 2 both came ready to hit the desktop and jump back into the game without any stalling or complaints. Look, I know Skyrim on the PC is basically a port, but this is NOT an obscure grievance...[/QUOTE] This is a pretty good solution for alt tab issues: [URL]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=4[/URL] It lets you run the game in windowed mode, but it looks full screen. Alt tab then doesn't become an issue at all.

Yeah I've been using SKSE up until now, tried using the old launcher, no luck. It's a 560 ti, btw. 290.53 drivers.

I haven't the faintest of ideas sadly, may have a conflicting mod?

[QUOTE=Omolong;34142077]This is a pretty good solution for alt tab issues: [URL]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=4[/URL] It lets you run the game in windowed mode, but it looks full screen. Alt tab then doesn't become an issue at all.[/QUOTE] Hey, thanks :) Testing it now. Seems okay so far, although the loading screen for my save froze for a few seconds... Have to see if this is worth it.

[QUOTE=J-Dude;34142413]Hey, thanks :) Testing it now. Seems okay so far, although the loading screen for my save froze for a few seconds... Have to see if this is worth it.[/QUOTE] All I have to do to get back in game is press Alt-Tab once again at my desktop and it opens a tiny window with everything I have open. I just use my arrow keys and press enter on Skyrim and im in-game within seconds of Alt-Tabbing.

I still see no point to being a vampire, I hope someone makes a mod that makes them more practical, like adding a cloak to shield you from sunlight but with drawbacks (making you attack slower since your movement is being limited?), I also don't mind adding a transformation that's Van Helsing's Dracula-esque, I mean come on who wouldn't want to turn into one of these bad boys. [t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BK-r2kjulUI/TYW9gkPtM2I/AAAAAAAAADM/jDDlz83lbsw/s1600/Van-Helsing_7.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Larikang;34140197]I don't think that the world of Skyrim is very realistic. Accepting all of the lore, the people don't behave rationally. This is a world where practically any mage anywhere can make someone go crazy and start attacking people, and yet the guards will attempt to kill anyone starting trouble without asking questions.[/QUOTE] Considering that the player would learn these spells faster than anyone else because he is the player! And the player don't want to waste his time learning a spell, he just eats a spell tome and instantly learn it, for others it would require training. Also, illusion spells are only visible to the caster, like clairvoyage, which is why nobody see the red glow around the person. [QUOTE=Larikang;34140197]Also about half the caves have ghosts of some previous adventuring party saying "Doh ho ho, come on fellows, how dangerous could it be?" and then they get slowly picked off one by one. EVERY CAVE IS FULL OF MONSTERS. You can figure that out within 5 minutes of playing the game![/QUOTE] It is an action RPG, of course every cave is full of deadly creatures, how else should you level up? By crafting and helping people find stuff in completely empty caves? [QUOTE=Larikang;34140197]Also roughly half of the mages in the game have gone rouge and are "studying necromancy" - which is punishable by death. And yet you can buy necromancy spells almost anywhere...[/QUOTE] According to what people say in the game, necromancery is legal at the college of Winterhold because it is an organization outside of the mages guild which I guess got obliterated when the imperial city (including the arcane university) got [sp]destroyed[/sp] during the oblivion crisis.

[IMG]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkz09ut5y1qgdo3co1_1280.png[/IMG] [I]In a clash of the titans, I am the only victor.[/I]

Banned, have you considered upgrading to .102 of ENBseries?

Is there mr. krabs mudcrab mod yet? i want

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