Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Nitro836]

Sabjorn's rigged tasting ceremony.

Legionnaire drinks the rigged mead, "tastes like shit" he says and decides to take Sabjorn to Dragonsreach prison.

...while it's under Stormcloak control.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Toomuchfags;34159641][t]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/5696-3-1326139687.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

The one to the right looks like some kind of armored Muslim women clothing. The shoulders look a bit weird, thr... oh...

Anyway, does anyone know if an application called "[url=http://www.iobit.com/gamebooster.html]game booster[/url]" is any good? I just heard about it, but to me, it looks like some kind of "scan and pay for the "premium" version" thing.

[selby3962]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34160544]The one to the right looks like some kind of armored Muslim women clothing. The shoulders look a bit weird, thr... oh...

Anyway, does anyone know if an application called [url=http://www.iobit.com/gamebooster.html]game booster[/url]" is any good? I just heard about it, but to me, it looks like some kind of "scan and pay for the "premium" version" thing.[/QUOTE]

It's good, works well but don't expect it to be a miracle worker. It's not going to make much of an impact in Skyrim because a lot of the optimisation problems are due to faults in the game itself.

[Helari]

[QUOTE=markfu;34155768]Same thing happened to me. If I wasn't healing at the time an ancient used its breath attack, I'd die in about 3 seconds. You need to put resist fire/shock/frost enchants on your gear.

[editline]10th January 2012[/editline]

Especially if you don't have a shield.[/QUOTE]

You can also use turn ethereal, it lasts about as long as a dragons breath attack and usually is already powered up when the dragon circles back down to attack again.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=selby3962;34160693]It's good, works well but don't expect it to be a miracle worker. It's not going to make much of an impact in Skyrim because a lot of the optimisation problems are due to faults in the game itself.[/QUOTE]

I guess I'll try combining it with a optimization mod, I hope there will be better ones when the CK is out unless Bethesda patches the issues.

[BloodYScar]

Any mod that makes EVERY human drop a human heart? Im kinda sick of getting them through dwemer ruins when they should be in every NPC.

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=BloodYScar;34161266]Any mod that makes EVERY human drop a human heart? Im kinda sick of getting them through dwemer ruins when they should be in every NPC.[/QUOTE]

...You want to rip the heart out of [I]every[/I] person you kill?

[BloodYScar]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;34161313]...You want to rip the heart out of [I]every[/I] person you kill?[/QUOTE]

I want the option to do so!

[QUOTE=MrHolland;34153981]
[img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7148/6676329945_92efaf63c7_b.jpg[/img]

[img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7013/6676330913_4427d46e42_b.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Got a link for the config?

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;34161313]...You want to rip the heart out of [I]every[/I] person you kill?[/QUOTE]

But it's for science, of course!

[CowThing]

The [url=http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2730]Better Sorting[/url] mod should be in the OP. It's a really nice mod, makes it a lot easier to find what you want. Best part is it works with Skyui and there's an extra download that makes it work with the categorized favorites mod.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Mabus;34159743]I really hope someone does a re-texture of a chicken, and names it "Better Cocks" on the Nexus.[/QUOTE]

I'd do it but Ive already been banned from there once and Im sure my alternate account is on some sort of gestapo watch-list :[

[markfu]

[QUOTE=Mabus;34159743]I really hope someone does a re-texture of a chicken, and names it "Better Cocks" on the Nexus.[/QUOTE]

Like the Oblivion mod named "Pick up chicks"?

[Wabfloyd]

[QUOTE=BloodYScar;34161399]Got a link for the config?[/QUOTE]

Nope, top one's just regular enb with much lower bloom, more desaturation and these cloud textures [url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2616[/url]

Bottom one is vanilla skyrim.

[JackAttack]

There should be a mod that makes the model effected by what you loot. Like loot dragon bones and a leg goes missing or a human heart where the model has a hole in its ches.

Oh yeah where do ypu get the dragon scales from if they all evaporate.

[CowThing]

[QUOTE=jackattack;34161654]There should be a mod that makes the model effected by what you loot. Like loot dragon bones and a leg goes missing or a human heart where the model has a hole in its ches.

Oh yeah where do ypu get the dragon scales from if they all evaporate.[/QUOTE]

you catch the scales in a bottle then they condense back into scales after a while, which is why you only ever get 1-3 scales.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;34153869]I would like Skyrim's alchemy a lot more if 1. you didn't need to make a shitload of potions to level it[/QUOTE]

Alchemy isn't a case of iron daggers, you need to make potions of high intensity to level it up quickly, and thats not hard to do. It would be a balanced system if things like smithing and enchanting weren't so laughably easy to level up, but nonetheless alchemy is the only crafting skill that isnt totally fucked in that regard.

In that thing I showed (deathbell + salt pile + red mountain flower) the potion is very strong and valuable, and it levels the skill very quickly. Im at level 56 alchemy and making about 5 of those potions will raise me a level. (and the ingredients are highly common) Deathbell is everywhere around the Morthal marshes, red mountain flower are scattered everywhere in the rift forests & whiterun tundra, and salt piles can be found in just about any merchant stock, and just about every dungeon has bags of them laying around.

[Daemon White]

After a bit of modding, Here is my result.

Vanilla
[IMG_thumb]http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/67403LOC4 Vanilla.png[/IMG_thumb]

Modded
[IMG_thumb]http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/38267LOC4 Full.png[/IMG_thumb]

[Col. Buggernuts]

That Arondil bloke is a right old pervert, probably spends his free time browsing /d/ considering what he's been doing with those battlemaiden ghosts.

[Gay4Grandad]

[QUOTE=MrHolland;34153981]

[img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7013/6676330913_4427d46e42_b.jpg[/img]

I used to be in the Imperial Legion, then I- GAH FUCK! MY FUCKING EAR, SHIT! OW.
[/QUOTE]

Is it me, or does this look like a screenshot from an Assassin's Creed game?

[Sharo]

Soo, Extra Credits' latest video? That been posted yet?

[url]http://penny-arcade.com/patv/episode/skyrims-opening[/url]

I agree with a lot of it, but on the other hand, this is sort of the theme they've been running with. It was exactly the same way in Oblivion as well, and I agree that the beginnings of either of the games were less than impressive. The moment that amazed me and made me realize what I was getting into when I played Oblivion, was the moment I stepped outside of the sewers. And I think the same goes for Skyrim; there's nothing really impressive about the intro, the moment you feel like you're actually playing Skyrim is when you step outside the cave.

[Cuntsman]

How long does it take for dragons to respawn? I can't get to the pale imperial legion camp because my game keeps crashing

[Kai-ryuu]

[url]http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5921[/url]

so anime kawaii ugu ^____________________________________________^

[Qaus]

I just realized that the game runs better in fullscreen. :sigh:

[OwnedByTheDog]

How do I use the face mask when I'm wearing the Dark Brotherhood armor?

[djjkxbox360]

[QUOTE=Raijin;34162605]I just realized that the game runs better in fullscreen. :sigh:[/QUOTE]

Also looks better

[Qaus]

[QUOTE=djjkxbox360;34162915]Also looks better[/QUOTE]

Yeah but I like being able to switch windows and stuff while playing games.

[KorJax]

Just use Steam Overlay..?

And Alt+tab works fine for me fullscreen.

[Qaus]

steam overlay doesn't seem to work for me when using the script extender

[editline]11th January 2012[/editline]

i guess alt+tab is fine for ONE game.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Raijin;34163112]steam overlay doesn't seem to work for me when using the script extender

[editline]11th January 2012[/editline]

i guess alt+tab is fine for ONE game.[/QUOTE]

It works for me, but I have problems uploading screenshots.

[Daemon White]

[QUOTE=The golden;34161993]The sun is still in the sky, why is it black as night? Have you ever seen a real sunset?

Also, what did you do to the water? Looks like Oblivion water now.[/QUOTE]

That is an issue of a lighting mod. The water is the Realistic Water Textures Mod. I recieved similar feedback from another forum, so I'm changing things around tonight.