Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Jauho]

I downloaded a mod that replaces the dragon battle song with Erocks metal cover of it.

It's fucking amazing.

[xxfalconxx]

I just punched someone so hard they fell through the floor.

And I'm on the ground floor.

[leontodd]

[QUOTE=TomZa;34212720]I downloaded a mod that replaces the dragon battle song with Erocks metal cover of it.

It's fucking amazing.[/QUOTE]

For anyone who hasn't heard it:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDE2VQzghp4[/media]

[Jedi_Rayne]

Anyone see this? Use your mic to do dragon shouts.
[url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5626[/url]

Figured I was probably late on this.
Anyone try it out yet and see what it is like?

[Dreyzie]

This is probably late, but I was on my way to do a random quest, and I happened to stumble upon a headless horseman chillin' on a bridge.

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/613847892701579100/8FA246995DC1218844A08CD8EDFF6F4970E70A19/[/img]

I rode alongside of him for about 10 minutes, but he seems to just wonder around the map. It was so cool, and yet so weird at the same time.

[salty peanut]

no he goes somewhere if you follow him enough

looks like you were getting close

[Nerts]

I didn't know Sleepy Hollow was in Skyrim.

[Exnem]

before you know it you are getting flaming pumpkins thrown at you

[Dreyzie]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;34213848]no he goes somewhere if you follow him enough

looks like you were getting close[/QUOTE]Oh, good thing I saved right there. :v:

[Biotoxsin]

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;34211694]Make a timelapse video of yourself walking to windhelm :v:[/QUOTE]

If you get on a horse before you fast travel it ignores the carry weight

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;34213968]If you get on a horse before you fast travel it ignores the carry weight[/QUOTE]I've also noticed that having an arrow drawn on your bow also means you can walk somewhat faster to the horse. Not sure if this stacks with the Ranger perk, need to try that.

[Falcqn]

Augh Farkas you sadistic bastard.

Me, a lowly level six comes along and asks ol' Farky if he had any work for me.
He says that some citizens have been bitching about falmer pissing on their lawns and I should go kill all the falmer in Shimmermist Cave. "Lol sure, no problem" I think, and accept the quest.

The first falmer I came across was pretty tough, but I didn't die so I just used some buff potions for the next few I came across. The chauruses (chauri? chaurus? chauro?) in the later rooms were a bit of a problem, kept killing me every time I tried to wipe 'em out so I just went and got up to level 9. No big deal, chaurususudes dead.

I noticed I was getting pretty close to the target, the "Leader of Shimmermist Cave". The doors into the room he was in were made of the same golden metal that the dwarven greatsword I nabbed earlier was made of. "Cool" I think, "Dwemer ruins, maybe I should expect some decent loot". What I did [B]not[/B] expect, however, was the [B][I][U]DWARVEN FUCKING CENTURION[/U][/I][/B] that jumped out of fucking nowhere and raped me and Lydia harder in the ass than anything I could imagine.

Jesus fuck, I can't even progress The Companions' story without completing this quest.
Fuck you Farkas.
Fuck you.

[Killuah]

[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;34212315]how do I level up alteration quickly? playing as a racist-asshole-stereotypical high elf thief/assassin and it's taking a long time to be an alteration thief/assassin. I love starting fights with fury but I'm always found out.[/QUOTE]

Magicians light spam.

[Daemon White]

[QUOTE=The Ultimate;34212431]COMES OUT OF HOUSE WANTING TO DO QUESTS.

LOL DRAGON COMES

"Cannot fast travel with enemies near by."

All my rage.[/QUOTE]

For me: Windhelm, and around random burial grounds I already defeated.

[Megadick]

Orcish armor is sexy, wtf are the guards talking about

[Daemon White]

I like the scaled armour. It's tough and doesn't look extravagant.

[img]http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/c/c0/Skyrim_armor_wearing_complete_set_of_scale_armor.jpg[/img]

Although I don't wear helmets.

[salty peanut]

alright I'm getting bored of warrior characters

I think I'll try going stealthy thief next

daggers and magic and all that shit

[Exnem]

[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/632988191115745876/AAFB3688E1A989238C157C5415D8789022E841B3/[/thumb]
Lol he sells daedra hearts

[Zethiwag]

[QUOTE=Daemon White;34214537]I like the scaled armour. It's tough and doesn't look extravagant.

[img]http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/c/c0/Skyrim_armor_wearing_complete_set_of_scale_armor.jpg[/img]

Although I don't wear helmets.[/QUOTE]

I like the facepaint-arrow colour theme you have going on there.

Also, more than 200 hours in and I still haven't seen the Headless Horseman...

[Walrus.]

Thieves guild armor and krosis is my sneaky setup, as long as you don't get seen in combat you don't even need armour.

[Chickens!]

I started taking pics of my travels throughout skyrim, I posted a pic with my new settings and everyone had an orgasm and went to the same spot to take comparison pics so I figured I may as well take some more c:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630735824418265514/8D3517452C54BEC3FF9334ED0B7EEC358B9DCFA3/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630736391249844267/2627A481214A928D4B21CFFD71BBD5A5ED54FB01/[/t]

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630735824418270277/60A93D61051A3F4804802344FC06B5CDE42479CA/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630736391297873468/85BAC4B7D5F05149EE70803131FD4C6CF63BC008/[/t]

[salty peanut]

cool pictures but that night time sky looks like puke

[Sharker]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ3W5BpN6Qg[/media]

God damnit bethesda can't you do anything right?

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;34214778]cool pictures but that night time sky looks like puke[/QUOTE]

Yeah I set the intensity too high in the config, gotta undo.

[Cuntsman]

Is Barenziah still around during Skyrim's time?

Because
what if
guys what if
Bethesda releases a DLC where you get to fuck Barenziah
[sp]barbed cat dick[/sp]

[Stinky]

Scrawny women with greatswords keep kicking my ass. I feel insulted when I get the finishing move animation played as I'm killed by a tiny Nord woman as a burly Orc with Steel Plate armor.

[1337KiLLeR]

[QUOTE=1337KiLLeR;34199660]I've completed every single quest in Skyrim, I've found all 24 stones of barenziah[sp]and the Crown[/sp], completed 126 Thieves Guild quests (those given to you by Delvin and Vex; I also became the guild master), completed every companion quest [sp](cured Farkas' and Vilkas werewolfery, found all of Hercine's artifacts)[/sp], completed every mage guild quest [sp](all master magic training, I also got Keening)[/sp], every Dark Brotherhood quest (including those given to you by Nazir), completed the Imperials/Stormcloacks quests (sided with the Empire) and I killed [sp]Alduin[/sp] with 5 hits from a legendary iron sword that did 300 dmg per hit (plus 35 fire dmg) on Master Difficulty.

I'm bored now. I'm not really in the mood to keep playing as this character, but neither am I in the mood to start all over again.
What shall I do?

[B]Edit:[/B]
Oh, I also completed the Bard's College quest, and given the Flute, Drum and the Lute to the teachers.[/QUOTE]

I was serious when I asked "What shall I do?".
So, what shall I do?

[Chickens!]

Is there a way to automatically update my mods using NMM?

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=Chickens!;34214929]Is there a way to automatically update my mods using NMM?[/QUOTE]

No, but it tells you when they're out of date and links you to the latest version.

[editline]15th January 2012[/editline]

Also, SkyUI is the most useful mod for inventory hoarders.

[ShadowShawn]

Has anyone noticed that the giants seem to have a glitching smash. Last time my companion was hit by a giant club, he was sent skyrocketing.