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Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

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[QUOTE=Stinky;34214890]Scrawny women with greatswords keep kicking my ass. I feel insulted when I get the finishing move animation played as I'm killed by a tiny Nord woman as a burly Orc with Steel Plate armor.[/QUOTE] usually when anyone hostile comes up to me I release an unrelenting fart that sends them off something wait

[QUOTE=ShadowShawn;34214993]Has anyone noticed that the giants seem to have a glitching smash. Last time my companion was hit by a giant club, he was sent skyrocketing.[/QUOTE] They always do that when then kill you. Looks weird when their first hit makes you stagger a bit, then the second one has you high fiving the stratosphere.

What was that thread where a guy downloaded every popular Oblivion mod off nexus and did a lets play?

would you guys be interested in a livestream of skyrim, you would decide what the character would do via a IRC chat or something, and we would follow your orders

[QUOTE=Chickens!;34214730]I started taking pics of my travels throughout skyrim, I posted a pic with my new settings and everyone had an orgasm and went to the same spot to take comparison pics so I figured I may as well take some more c: [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630735824418265514/8D3517452C54BEC3FF9334ED0B7EEC358B9DCFA3/[/t][/QUOTE] Everything looks blurry.

[QUOTE=livelonger12;34207634]Haven't really played this yet, so wondering of what all the rave of this is about. So, what is so good about this? It seems quite a bit similar to Oblivion without a lot of innovation - mostly a refined version of Oblivion. Not that it's bad - it looks like a good game - but it doesn't look like anything special to me either.[/QUOTE] Probably already answered but skyrim is better in oblivion in every single way except for questlines and questing to a smaller extent and some of the RPG system design (ie no spellcraft and options are overall more slimmed down) .

I was surprised how cheap the dragon armor is to make. By the time I got to 100 smithing I already had around 60 bones and 60 scales, and other than the dragon materials all you need is some iron and leather, while lower tier items seems to have more expensive recipes. Smithing just seems all around not balanced at all.

Wish every encounter with Draugrs were more like this. Would actually make them slightly more challenging and fun and less of an annoyance. [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876689720430291/D376A0C500E74DD5C730A74AFEFBF73311A8AB47/[/t]

[QUOTE=ThermalArc;34215124]would you guys be interested in a livestream of skyrim, you would decide what the character would do via a IRC chat or something, and we would follow your orders[/QUOTE] Most streaming sites have a chatbox down the right hand side anyway.

[QUOTE=dgg;34215174]Everything looks blurry.[/QUOTE] Any idea how I'd sharpen it up?

[QUOTE=JustGman;34215033]What was that thread where a guy downloaded every popular Oblivion mod off nexus and did a lets play?[/QUOTE] [B]My Adventures in Whoreblivion[/B]

I dont know why but i just cant get into a mage style character who just uses spells :/

[QUOTE=Chickens!;34215382]Any idea how I'd sharpen it up?[/QUOTE] Not really, I suffer from a similar problem with the configurations I use. ENB has a thing for over-blooming and washing out things making it lose contrast and look blurry.

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;34214871]Is Barenziah still around during Skyrim's time? Because what if guys what if Bethesda releases a DLC where you get to fuck Barenziah [sp]barbed cat dick[/sp][/QUOTE] Probably not since she was apparently born over 4000 years before the game takes place.

[QUOTE=Rents;34215236]Most streaming sites have a chatbox down the right hand side anyway.[/QUOTE] not the one I planned to use if it interested people

Well fuck, I now REALLY regret getting Skyrim on my Xbox (because my computer honestly sucks at modern day gaming) because I now have 2 glitched quests! Seriously, you don't see that I have this item already in my inventory and not on that guy whose been dead for weeks? Oh, and one of those quests bugged is part of the Mage quests, which I need to complete for both a new word [I]and[/I] to get better items (because I am a mage.) I'm already so far into the game that restarting would be a huge hassel to get back where I am, and get all the things I have collected. On a lighter note, I think Lydia has FINALLY died after all the shit I've taking her through. To be lighter, last time I thought she died, she somehow caught up with me after a long outage. On the downside, she had some nice crap on her before I lost her.

So I was tired as fuck and wrote some story inspired by TES [quote]"Hedys, Onrek, Lellun, Elsment, Ky'shum!" A hooded man stepped out. "The words of their tongue ring from my own chords, their true value to be imbued in our speech with time. Rise!" Thirty-two other hooded men, wearing black robes, all stood to attention. "Cul'aa!" The ensemble of hooded men all raised their right arms in unison. From each of their hands, an alluring red energy shone out. "Actu shul!" The ensemble lowered their hands slightly, all aiming towards a large statue of an old, also hooded man. "Cul'eu!" The hitherto fiery red energy in each hand briefly shook around as if captured by a quake and began to burn brighter, in to a pink blaze. The hooded men all threw their energy towards the statue, ingraining it with a furious pink colour. The statue began to emanate a brighter burning light. The men did not expect such a reaction from the statue, and all leaned in curiously. A small quake erupted from the statue. Then it stopped. Some hooded men took a step forward, some stepped back. Another quake shook out as dust descended from the ceiling. The statue cracked at its base. A few hooded men turned to run but before their second steps could hit the floor the statue had crushed them, reducing the number of monks to twenty-four. The statue, along with the corpses it had created, appeared to melt down in to a gray sludge before hardening in to the ground. The bodies of nine men were forever to be encased in stone. The others burst in to conversation and panic, trying to figure out why their ritual had gone awry. --- The Neverending Tankard was an old building, warmly favored by each and every resident of Highwatch, and was even more favoured by the drunkards of the town. The aged building was a forerunner to Highwatch itself, once having been an inn run by the Worn-Sword family. The inn stood alone, a place for travellers heading through the forest to head to if they were fatigued or wounded. Many types of folk would come through, including traders, warriors and one night during the eigth age, even the high-blood emperor of Alveri. The high-blood line had been traced all the way back to the second age, a family tree so precious that ensuring the current high-blood produced offspring was considered a more important issue than defending the people or curing their diseases. The high-blood is given the gift of the demigod Aristola, the gift of clairvoyance beyond that of any other. No potion or tome could come close to the high-blood gift of clairvoyance. Many people believed a high-blood without children was protected by the gods until they had offspring as their deaths only ever came within the month of their children becoming the next high-blood. The Nevernding Tankard had once been host to a high-blood, Baswell Dominius. His passing brought people to the Neverending Tankard, with people eventually erecting homes and settling in around the area. The town of Highwatch was founded in the honor of the high-blood shortly after the original owner of the Neverending tankard had perished at the hands of their husband. The old inn-turned tavern happened to be the location of the current high-blood's next publicity tour, also in honour of Baswell Dominius. The town of Highwatch was lit up with conversation and extreme preparation for the High-blood's visit, going so far as a parade being set up in his aristocratic honor. [/quote]

followers die so easy. I had lydia for not even a day once and she died from some bandits. Then I had this old mage dude that went missing for the longest time. I assumed he died doing something but I never found his body. I got another partner who was one of those cat looking species and he died shortly aswell.

I used Lydia as a rubbish bin.

[QUOTE=Crpto2007;34215849]followers die so easy. I had lydia for not even a day once and she died from some bandits. Then I had this old mage dude that went missing for the longest time. I assumed he died doing something but I never found his body. I got another partner who was one of those cat looking species and he died shortly aswell.[/QUOTE] ~ -> help *companion name* 4 -> get companion's ID -> setessential *id* 1 enjoy :dance:

[QUOTE=dgg;34215234]Wish every encounter with Draugrs were more like this. Would actually make them slightly more challenging and fun and less of an annoyance. [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876689720430291/D376A0C500E74DD5C730A74AFEFBF73311A8AB47/[/t][/QUOTE] You could bow them [B]ALL [/B]from the entrance, FYI But if you want fun and a challenge, you're doing it right.

I just attacked some stormcloaks and I got a 40 bounty in whiterun, wat.

[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;34215905]You could bow them [B]ALL [/B]from the entrance, FYI But if you want fun and a challenge, you're doing it right.[/QUOTE] I hate bows. The only reason I have a bow is so I can shoot dragons so they can FUCKING LAND ALREADY.

[QUOTE=Sharker;34216003]I just attacked some stormcloaks and I got a 40 bounty in whiterun, wat.[/QUOTE] Let them attack you first. I pissed off some imperial soldiers by freeing a stormcloak prisoner and they attacked me with no bounty. If you stay near stormcloak soldiers long enough, the get angry and attack you.

Actively using Block is a new concept for me, it makes for some fun fights, but I die a lot more :v: I usually play Stealth Archer or Illusionist Assassin.

I don't know if you guys enjoyed the last 3 videos I've posted here but I've got another one exporting right now :v:

Is there a way to even remove bounty? I accidently attacked a fleeing Imperial in Whiterun and now whenever I come across any Whiterun guards, they start attacking me for some reason. The Imperial didn't die, but I still have 40 bounty there in Whiterun.

I wish the boss fights in this game were more difficult. At the moment it's like. *Boss pops out of coffin* *Slow time* *Run towards boss* *Hit boss a few times before he can cast spells* *Dead*

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xpTuRoYmt4[/media] aand here it is! :dance:

[QUOTE=dgg;34215234]Wish every encounter with Draugrs were more like this. Would actually make them slightly more challenging and fun and less of an annoyance. [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876689720430291/D376A0C500E74DD5C730A74AFEFBF73311A8AB47/[/t][/QUOTE] I had the Dawnbreaker, so one swipe and they all fled.

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