• South Park™: The Stick of Truth™
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[QUOTE=bisousbisous;44174349]You guys need to learn how to button mash. Use one finger on each hand and quickly alternate between them. The only button mashing I couldn't do were the toilet ones.[/QUOTE] I'm proud of myself, because I successfully single-fingered the shitting sequence. My tip for those, who have trouble with button-mashing QTEs - exercise with balls. [I]Obligatory EDIT: Exercise balls, the tiny o... whatever.[/I]
People have trouble with the button mash QTEs? Wow. I legitimately didn't think people couldn't button mash fast enough since I've been doing it since the PS1 and PS2 with ease.
If I mash too fast the presses don't register at all. If I mash them a bit below that speed, I can only get 2/3 of the way. I was able to get past the QTEs by binding a mouse key to S though, so I believe it's a bug.
I enjoyed the whole Canada section immensely.
jesus christ that [sp]princess kenny anime part[/sp] at the end fucking killed me now i'm rewatching a bunch of the south park episodes i really liked.
[QUOTE=guy;44175703]I enjoyed the whole Canada section immensely.[/QUOTE] You know what a Dire Bear is, right?
They got the Newfie down perfectly [editline]8th March 2014[/editline] You won't find better sodomy in all of Canada
This game is seriously worth the $80 AUD I spent on it, fucking addicting as hell, I just want more content tbh
I had to google to find out you have to use the arrow keys for the rhythm minigame :|
[QUOTE=Altimor;44176111]I had to google to find out you have to use the arrow keys for the rhythm minigame :|[/QUOTE] Really? I would've thought the arrows were self-explanatory
[QUOTE=Altimor;44176111]I had to google to find out you have to use the arrow keys for the rhythm minigame :|[/QUOTE] Rhythm...minigame...?
[QUOTE=Frosty701;44176127]Rhythm...minigame...?[/QUOTE] It has to do with the goths.
At first I tried using WASD with the Rhythm game, but every note gave a "WRONG" sound. So tried not pressing any buttons, thinking that would be the goth way to do it - no dice. So then I tried arrow keys and it worked.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;44176170]It has to do with the goths.[/QUOTE] One of Jimmy's moves has you do the same minigame too.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;44175347]People have trouble with the button mash QTEs? Wow. I legitimately didn't think people couldn't button mash fast enough since I've been doing it since the PS1 and PS2 with ease.[/QUOTE] I like to believe I got at button mashing through that one part in Star Fox Adventures where you have to mash like your life fucking depends on it until your brain pops a blood vessel from all the excess pressure. Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;44176170]It has to do with the goths.[/QUOTE] Oh that.
Doing the part [sp]where you dress up like a girl[/sp] was hilarious because I had the [sp]hasselhoff face[/sp]. Since it completely hides all headgear/facial hair/hairstyles, it's basically just[sp] hasselhoff wearing a dress. Who is also getting an abortion.[/sp]
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;44176071]This game is seriously worth the $80 AUD I spent on it, fucking addicting as hell, I just want more content tbh[/QUOTE] Bro $69 at jbhifi. People gotta stop shopping at EB, they always over price games.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;44175347]People have trouble with the button mash QTEs? Wow. I legitimately didn't think people couldn't button mash fast enough since I've been doing it since the PS1 and PS2 with ease.[/QUOTE] Disabled gamers have problems with it. There's one guide posted on steam("how to poop like a master" or something like that) that tells people to download a program that does the QTE for them if they're having trouble with it.
[QUOTE=Zet;44177510][B]Disabled gamers[/B] have problems with it. There's one guide posted on steam("how to poop like a master" or something like that) that tells people to download a program that does the QTE for them if they're having trouble with it.[/QUOTE] Gee, if I didn't know better I would've interpreted that as a particularly acid filled insult. I consider myself only a bit below average when it comes to button mashing and I despised the [sp]probing scene[/sp] and still can't poop successfully because it demands just a bit too much rapid mashing out of me.
I have the [sp]passport[/sp] now how do I get to [sp]Canada[/sp]? There's rat bocking the road and I can't figure out how to get past them.
[QUOTE=Pnukup;44177772]I have the [sp]passport[/sp] now how do I get to [sp]Canada[/sp]? There's rat bocking the road and I can't figure out how to get past them.[/QUOTE] Look at them, and fart with dragonshout.
There's one thing that this game doesn't really take the piss out of, and that's RPG romances (the tripe you get in Bioware games and the poorly written quality of it) Since Bebe says "That's Hot!" when the girls get informed that Douchebag doesn't really talk, and how they make Douchebag Bebe's fake boyfriend to find out who the two faced bitch is. Then there's [url=http://i.imgur.com/FEd1MkY.png]this[/url], so I reckon that if they do release DLC for this game, one of the DLCs will take place during this weekend at Bebe's house. Where I assume Bebe will make romantic advances on Douchebag (of course she will think that Douchebag is playing hard to get since he doesn't say anything)
Douchebag on kenny action.
Any tips on how to defeat [sp]Kenny[/sp]?
[QUOTE=Pnukup;44178780]Any tips on how to defeat [sp]Kenny[/sp]?[/QUOTE] Use bleed attacks and make sure you use lots of health potions. (Or like in my second playthrough, have the game glitch out during Butter's Professor Chaos thing, causing Butters to be permanently stuck in that state and unable to do anything, and at the same time Douchebag becomes completely invisible and has no invisible health bar. Fortunately spells make a sound so you can fight through it by listening for the sounds and guess what your health is and when to use health potions)
Hopefully they make a new story DLC, I enjoyed this game so much!
This game was to short I wanted to see some more epicness. Every 5 minutes of playing I was laughing it was so awesome and amazing. DLC should be good.
Welllllll fuck. You can only have one save game? Because I just lost mine. That's 8 hours down the drain...
[QUOTE=Skyward;44180441]Welllllll fuck. You can only have one save game? Because I just lost mine. That's 8 hours down the drain...[/QUOTE] Uh, no. You can backup checkpoint saves using the Save Game option of the start menu and load it at anytime.
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