Whats the best clothes? I'm currently wearing the Woodsman outfit cause of that Thorns. But I need new stuff as its only level 9 and i'm 13.
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I'm at the part where you [sp]pose as Bebe's girlfriend[/sp]
[QUOTE=Chains!;44203723]Whats the best clothes? I'm currently wearing the Woodsman outfit cause of that Thorns. But I need new stuff as its only level 9 and i'm 13.
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I'm at the part where you [sp]pose as Bebe's girlfriend[/sp][/QUOTE]
That would depend on what class you're playing. As a mage I never switched out anything other than my hat and gloves since the default robes (which upgrade as you play through the story) gave me a big bonus to fire damage.
Finished beating it last night fir the first time.
It's been a long time since I've been so satisfied with a singleplayer-only game, and I must say, I wish it was longer.
[QUOTE=Rellow;44203875]That depend on what class you're playing. As a mage I never switched out anything other than my hat and gloves since the default robes (which upgrade as you play through the story) gave me a big bonus to fire damage.[/QUOTE]
I'm playing as a thief.
Be sure to use Sweet Katana and Crossbow from Jimbo's shop once you get to level 14, they make any battle trivial.
Oh my god, I keep getting goosebumps listening to the character creation song
It's soooo good!
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[QUOTE=Computrix;44203889]Finished beating it last night fir the first time.
It's been a long time since I've been so satisfied with a singleplayer-only game, and I must say, I wish it was longer.[/QUOTE]
Here is hoping for Story DLC, I don't care what it costs
Went to heal during the [sp]Giant fetus boss battle[/sp] and it just froze.
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Whats the best strapon for the katana? I'm currently using 50 fire damage on perfect.
So for some reason my game decided to stop rendering wigs, hats and face stuff. I want to look like a girl dammit!
Got the hoff surgery just so I can get the trophy at the end of the game.
um. so i just got to the end of the first day and [sp]am going through the alien ship, and i came across a homeless dude who had hitler's voice[/sp]
this game is incredible
Cartmans audio broke at the end of the game.
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How are you supposed to [sp]disarm the snuke? everytime I get to the third part, how are you supposed to do the tube?[/sp]
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Finally managed to do it, christ that was stupid. Glad I didn't have to do the abortions that were censored.
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Finished the game, now for some clean up.
Annnnnddd got the platinum:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/0Ud5AUI.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Chains!;44201360]How do you beat [sp]Al Gore?[/sp] I'm a level 10 thief and I always die by the third turn. I get him to about half health before it all goes wrong. Tried 6 times now. Want to get it done cause the message spam is irritating.[/QUOTE]
I was like, one turn away from losing. Think I did it before I was supposed to, but my usual strategy at that time (darts with the bleed effect) worked.
Have since upgraded to beer bottle and the upgraded bleed strapon followed by a sword with stuff that increases damage on debuffed enemies. This game is like, not balanced [I]at all[/I] :v:
I just received a 141 MB update on Steam - anyone know what it is?
[sp]Holy christ, that underpants gnome scene. Did not expect my dad's balls to come flying towards me during the battle with the underpants warlock.[/sp]
Super Bouncy Ball + bleed strapon is OP as fuck. Ricochets [b]9[/b] times. Insta 5 bleeds on everything.
they definitely are overplaying the whole shtick with jimmy's stutter at this point. once or twice is funny, but now i've hit the third time and it's just annoying
[QUOTE=Altimor;44203438][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0co58VkLak#t=13m59s[/URL]
Doesn't sound like that at all to me[/QUOTE]
it's SANCTUS something. it means holy or saint in latin.
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[QUOTE=BrickInHead;44208593]they definitely are overplaying the whole shtick with jimmy's stutter at this point. once or twice is funny, but now i've hit the third time and it's just annoying[/QUOTE]
the whole point is that you can skip it and if you don't you're only doing it to yourself
[QUOTE=Rusty100;44209754]it's SANCTUS something. it means holy or saint in latin.
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the whole point is that you can skip it and if you don't you're only doing it to yourself[/QUOTE]
except the part where there's a slight flaw in the port: sometimes button inputs won't register depending on what was pressed prior to entering a cutscene or specific action. so it makes it impossible to press b!
and even if it was possible, having the same joke three times is just kinda lame tbh
pressing b is for casuals all the pros can press SPACEBAR
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which always works
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also, the whole game was filled with recurring jokes. doublealso, i was pretty sure they only did jimmy's stutter at the end of a cutscene twice?
[QUOTE=Rusty100;44210382]pressing b is for casuals all the pros can press SPACEBAR
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which always works
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also, the whole game was filled with recurring jokes. doublealso, i was pretty sure they only did jimmy's stutter at the end of a cutscene twice?[/QUOTE]
they did it another time during his side quest at the farm.
I love how if you pick spray-tan color skin and the jew class, Eric compares you to Kyles mom.
I guess it's just a Jersey thing.
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;44199180]sounds like
"jews! ha! jews!"[/QUOTE]
i always thought it was "jews, suck"
makes more sense as well
nah its SANCTUS *sounds like SIGHT*, itll be a random latin phrase
Grossed out Mongorians are the best thing ever.
pretty sure he says "no jews, kikes"
[QUOTE=NoaJM;44207649]I just received a 141 MB update on Steam - anyone know what it is?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://forums.obsidian.net/topic/65338-patch-notes/[/url]
[QUOTE]March 11, 2014 - 1:30PM PST
A small Steam update was released. This preps the build for the German release. We are continuing to work on additional fixes for a new patch.
Obsidian does not currently have an ETA for the German release. We will update everyone as soon as we can.[/QUOTE]
The scenes where you are taught [sp]how to fart the various farts[/sp] are absolutely frustrating. [sp]The sneaky squeaker[/sp] was nearly impossible to get right because the game didn't register my button inputs during the scene so I just got to listen to [sp]Randy tell me that a child could dodge my farts[/sp] for ever until I finally reloaded a few times and got it to work.
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[QUOTE=Chains!;44201360]How do you beat [sp]Al Gore?[/sp] I'm a level 10 thief and I always die by the third turn. I get him to about half health before it all goes wrong. Tried 6 times now. Want to get it done cause the message spam is irritating.[/QUOTE]
Funny, I steamrolled [sp]Him and Manbearpig[/sp] in one go at level 10 warrior.
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Just look for a weapon that he is weak to.
[sp]Clyde, you SON OF A BITCH.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44217207][sp]Clyde, you SON OF A BITCH.[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]I definitely saw Clyde coming back somehow. He also doesn't really like any of the main characters so it only made sense he'd make his own faction. And Craig is a thief, thieves are backstabbing assholes. [/sp]
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