I've been watching my brother play this for the past day and I keep laughing my ass off at all the references. Like how if [sp] you go into Stan's room and go to the closet you can hear Tom Cruise say "I'm never coming out!"[/sp] I started laughing like a retard and my brother just looked at me.
I love South Park and watch the show a lot, but my brother doesn't watch it as much. He is confused at a lot of things, like the penis mouse.
The storyline is ok, but the gameplay is god damn fucking terrible.
Especially those mashing attacks where you have to destrouy your mouse/keyboard to accomplish anything..
For example, i'm at a mission where I gotta countearacct cartman's farts by mashing S, it's seemingly impossible without a macro of some hack
Guess you're not really a fan of the show? What did you expect from a game with turn based battle?
I like that you're at least involved when you attack and have the ability to block and I don't really have any problem with the button mashing, it's not THAT hard?
If you're really having problem connect a controller?
I still love every minute iv'e spent playing the game I'm 9 hours in and it still doesn't fail to amuse me.
[QUOTE=NMDanny;44140064]The storyline is ok, but the gameplay is god damn fucking terrible.
Especially those mashing attacks where you have to destrouy your mouse/keyboard to accomplish anything..
For example, i'm at a mission where I gotta countearacct cartman's farts by mashing S, it's seemingly impossible without a macro of some hack[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it makes me glad I bought it for 360, I don't think I'd like using a kb/mouse for the style of combat they went with.
[QUOTE=Xubs;44140345]I'm using mouse and keyboard and I find it perfectly fine to control. I used my 360 controller and found it to be just as equal, at least for me[/QUOTE]
Good to know! \/\/\/
How long is the game?
Might get this to hold me over until Titanfall
[QUOTE=aydin690;44140952]How long is the game?[/QUOTE]
I had all the friends, and story complete at about 10 - 11 hours. The only thing that left to do was to go around and gather up all the different hairs/armors/weapons, which I honestly didn't care to do.
Anyone else think this game was too easy? I was playing as a Thief on Hardcore, beat the game earlier today. I only died twice from combat the entire game, and that was early on when I was still learning how to time blocks. I rarely even used magic because I was trying to make it harder on myself.
Also, (end game spoiler) during the cutscene with [sp]Morgan freeman and kenny steals the stick, everyone except for Jimmy, Kenny, Morgan, and the government guy were invisible.[/sp] This happen to anyone else?
[QUOTE=GameDev;44140963]Might get this to hold me over until Titanfall[/QUOTE]
No offense, but buying a 60 dollar game to hold you over for another 60 dollar game coming out in under a week seems extreme.
[QUOTE=Whyt546;44141327]
Also, (end game spoiler) during the cutscene with [sp]Morgan freeman and kenny steals the stick, everyone except for Jimmy, Kenny, Morgan, and the government guy were invisible.[/sp] This happen to anyone else?[/QUOTE]
Yes it did, did you minimize the game? Because I did and thought it was because of that.
The Hasselhoff surgery makes it worth 60 dollars
[QUOTE=GetBent;44141558]Yes it did, did you minimize the game? Because I did and thought it was because of that.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, like 4 hours prior.
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;44141747]Feels great to be stuck because my hands can't bash a button fast enough. Yay.[/QUOTE]
you can always [sp]git gud[/sp]
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;44141747]Feels great to be stuck because my hands can't bash a button fast enough. Yay.[/QUOTE]
if youre using an xbox controller the only way i can do it is to swipe my finger left and right across the button really fast and that works pretty well.
[QUOTE=Waluigi;44140984]I had all the friends, and story complete at about 10 - 11 hours. The only thing that left to do was to go around and gather up all the different hairs/armors/weapons, which I honestly didn't care to do.[/QUOTE]
That's disappointingly short. I would expect at least 40 hours of game play out of a 60 dollar rpg...
[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=bloboo;44141853]
Also how do I [sp]remove al gore[/sp] <- spoilered because the surprise was funny, part of al gore side quests.[/QUOTE]
[sp]Go back to him and fight him[/sp]
[QUOTE=Waluigi;44140984]I had all the friends, and story complete at about 10 - 11 hours. The only thing that left to do was to go around and gather up all the different hairs/armors/weapons, which I honestly didn't care to do.[/QUOTE]
I must be really close to the end then? I've been playing 11 hours and I'm in the [sp]abortion clinic.[/sp] Or I'm slower because I do everything i can between main missions.
oh shit im at the part where [sp]your parents start having sex[/sp] and with the hasselhoff face you can see him just looking through the grate and i burst out laughing
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;44141953]oh shit im at the part where [sp]your parents start having sex[/sp] and with the hasselhoff face you can see him just looking through the grate and i burst out laughing[/QUOTE]
Yeah I just past that part. That entire part made the game worth the purchase.
TIMMAH
[sp]AND it's gone[/sp]
Oh dear jesus. I added a Bleed 2 modifier to my bouncy ball that bounces around and hits everything nine times, given them all lots of Bleed debuffs. It doesn't do too much damage on the initial ball, but it insta-downs things with over 1k HP left after their attack from the Bleed itself.
[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]
Most OP bullshit I have ever seen.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;44142377]Oh dear jesus. I added a Bleed 2 modifier to my bouncy ball that bounces around and hits everything nine times, given them all lots of Bleed debuffs. It doesn't do too much damage on the initial ball, but it insta-downs things with over 1k HP left after their attack from the Bleed itself.
[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]
Most OP bullshit I have ever seen.[/QUOTE]
later in the game there's a apply 5 bleed on perfect attack thing you can get
[QUOTE=Wii60;44142469]later in the game there's a apply 5 bleed on perfect attack thing you can get[/QUOTE]
Doing the math, three people will get a 15-Bleed debuff each. Jesus.
[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]
Where do you get that?
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;44143165]Doing the math, three people will get a 15-Bleed debuff each. Jesus.
[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]
Where do you get that?[/QUOTE]
i dont remember but i got it very late in the game
also the bleed only stacks to 5 i think. i used it on my batarang.
This game is fucking brilliant.
[QUOTE=Wii60;44143328]i dont remember but i got it very late in the game
also the bleed only stacks to 5 i think. i used it on my batarang.[/QUOTE]
Bleed only stacks to 5.
I was literally laughing for five minutes straight when [sp]Jew was a class[/sp]
i just cleared the [sp]alien space ship[/sp] part, how far am i into the game?
Disapointed I never ran into Towlie or a jakkovosaur or dr mephisto
or the prehistoric ice man from 1996
[QUOTE=Nif90;44144212]i just cleared the [sp]alien space ship[/sp] part, how far am i into the game?[/QUOTE]
1/3
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