I died laughing at the pictures and the ramp of dead bodies.
Isn't this kinda what destroy all humans was like, only instead of alien, you're a viking?
[QUOTE=SMC]Can I fly into the clouds and shoot lightning down at people when I fuck shit up?[/QUOTE]
Well, since this game will be so godly that every other game will be made obsolete, it will have every weapon and ability ever conceived.
[QUOTE=extremejon]Well, since this game will be so godly that every other game will be made obsolete, it will have every weapon and ability ever conceived.[/QUOTE]
You should do it RPG style, where you get better powahs if you level up. Like cap the levels at 50, and at level 50 you can shoot dead mackerels out of your mouth and blow up buildings with them.
[QUOTE=VassikinX3]Needs more back story. The viking can't just suddenly learn how to drive and fly.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you and your rationality. This is a game I would not stop playing for a very long time.
In addition, there should be a guitar which, when played, would make your enemy's heads explode.
Lua scripting and custom gamemodes. Capture the pig. 256 player controlled vikings have to try and capture the pig for their own. The one that manages to eat it becomes manly enough to eat transform other vikings into babies.
[QUOTE=JackBlacknes]You should do it RPG style, where you get better powahs if you level up. Like cap the levels at 50, and at level 50 you can shoot dead mackerels out of your mouth and blow up buildings with them.[/QUOTE]
No.
No RPG.
You get new stuff by breaking things.
The End.
At level 50 you should get Kamina's sunglasses, and your screaming would be replaced with yelling "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".
It needs an optional game mode where you buy an orphanage and force them to mine gold for you to make a kickass gold monster truck which runs on orphan blood
[QUOTE=JackBlacknes]You should do it RPG style, where you get better powahs if you level up. Like cap the levels at 50, and at level 50 you can shoot dead mackerels out of your mouth and blow up buildings with them.[/QUOTE]
No, you should start out awesome.
[QUOTE=extremejon]Stuff I drew
On the pause menu you will be alerted of nearby opportunities to be a dick to somebody. In example:
[url]http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1284/thuppaaw9.png[/url]
Also this
[url]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/extremejon/VREEOW.png[/url][/QUOTE]
The graphics are amazing!
ITT: Valve's next game...
[QUOTE=VassikinX3]Needs more back story. The viking can't just suddenly learn how to drive and fly.[/QUOTE]
Ummmm, why?
[QUOTE=extremejon]No.
No RPG.
You get new stuff by breaking things.
The End.[/QUOTE]
OK then, when 3/4 of the world is destroyed, you get to fart uranium gas and give everyone within 500 feet of you radiation poisoning, then you get to watch them puke out their stomachs?
[QUOTE=JackBlacknes]OK then, when 3/4 of the world is destroyed, you get to fart uranium gas and give everyone within 500 feet of you radiation poisoning, then you get to watch them puke out their stomachs?[/QUOTE]
YES.
Also, final boss is Flava Flav.
[QUOTE=JackBlacknes]Also, final boss is Flava Flav.[/QUOTE]
lol so funne and randoum
No because he wears a viking helmet, and is basically a poser viking. You should teach him who the real vikings are?
This must include online!
Game Modes:
FUCK SHIT UP: OVER THE INTERNETS
CAPTURE THE MOTHER FUCKING PIG
FUCK UP OTHER VIKINGS
FUCK UP VIKINGS ON THE OTHER TEAM
Can't agree any more.
Release date?
[QUOTE=Mister P]This must include online!
Game Modes:
FUCK SHIT UP: OVER THE INTERNETS
CAPTURE THE MOTHER FUCKING PIG
FUCK UP OTHER VIKINGS
FUCK UP VIKINGS ON THE OTHER TEAM[/QUOTE]
CTF is now CAPTURE THE WENCHES AND BOOZE
[QUOTE=Vandl92]Release date?[/QUOTE] It's simply too awesome to release.
[QUOTE=SeanTucker]At level 50 you should get Kamina's sunglasses, and your screaming would be replaced with yelling "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".[/QUOTE]
no
no
If you began to work on this project, I would gladly help by the way.
email gabe!
I've got a better idea:
BonerQuest
the mmo
Go ahead and email Gabe or someone.
Make sure they know you're serious, and make sure they put your name in the credits or something.
I'm serious.
[b]Edit:[/b]
If this game ever becomes real we need a forum for it, and a viking emote.
[QUOTE=KorJax]I've got a better idea:
BonerQuest
the mmo[/QUOTE]
no
no
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