is de aware all hacking minigames are still labelled grineer cipher
like, do the corpus and the orokin outsorce all their security to the grineer
[QUOTE=Max;44489959]Anyone wanna nominate themselves for Tactician?
(Note right now I'm just gonna pick someone I trust, so if you're not an active poster you probably shouldn't even bother)[/QUOTE]
I'll put my name down.
Vote GuyonBroadway for a new era of tonnes of potatoes... or whatever it is we need to build more koi ponds.
I installed the new geforce beta drivers and did really notice a FPS increase. Like, tier 3 void actually felt like full motion video and not a picture slideshow tonight.
Just a thought - who is the person who actually *created* the Facepunch clan? Because I'm not sure how the alliance invite thing will work.
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44490374]is de aware all hacking minigames are still labelled grineer cipher
like, do the corpus and the orokin outsorce all their security to the grineer[/QUOTE]
The way I imagine it is that the Corpus used to have their own advanced ciphers, but when some Corpus spies went to go hack a Grineer base, they found that the Grineer security cipher, being coded entirely by an inbred psychopathic clone suffering from heavy inbreeding and possessing fingers like mouldy kebabs, was entirely impossible for them to break because none of the Corpus could figure out what the fuck they were reading, what the fuck "[if NOTStronkGriner OR =TenoSonOfAGunta DO goto LINE notHACKAMN]" even meant, or how the code even worked.
So the Corpus bought the Grineer's ciphertech, and for a while no Tenno could break them because the sheer what-the-fuck of the source code crashed the Tenno's neural circuitry the instant they connected. Thankfully, the Lotus had a cunning plan - she drank twelve kegs of General Ruk's Grineer-Made UltraVodka (Now with a dash of GreedyMilk for extra kick!), and two days later she woke to discover not only had she attached nine extra-large googly eyes to her visor/helmet thing and passed out in a puddle of her own vomit, but she also had managed to code a hacking program for the Grineer Cipher. The Lotus had no idea how the fuck it worked, or why she had written out the script to a terrible Rhino/Ash slashfic in the comments, but she uploaded it to the Tenno's systems anyway, and since then the Tenno have been the only faction capable of breaking Grineer ciphers in the galaxy.
[QUOTE=Jetamo;44490550]Just a thought - who is the person who actually *created* the Facepunch clan? Because I'm not sure how the alliance invite thing will work.[/QUOTE]
I imagine that any Warlord could do an invite, just in case the original clan-maker left.
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;44490578]The way I imagine it is that the Corpus used to have their own advanced ciphers, but when some Corpus spies went to go hack a Grineer base, they found that the Grineer security cipher, being coded entirely by an inbred psychopathic clone suffering from heavy inbreeding and possessing fingers like mouldy kebabs, was entirely impossible for them to break because none of the Corpus could figure out what the fuck they were reading, what the fuck "[if NOTStronkGriner OR =TenoSonOfAGunta DO goto LINE notHACKAMN]" even meant, or how the code even worked.
So the Corpus bought the Grineer's ciphertech, and for a while no Tenno could break them because the sheer what-the-fuck of the source code crashed the Tenno's neural circuitry the instant they connected. Thankfully, the Lotus had a cunning plan - she drank twelve kegs of General Ruk's Grineer-Made UltraVodka (Now with a dash of GreedyMilk for extra kick!), and two days later she woke to discover not only had she attached nine extra-large googly eyes to her visor/helmet thing and passed out in a puddle of her own vomit, but she also had managed to code a hacking program for the Grineer Cipher. The Lotus had no idea how the fuck it worked, or why she had written out the script to a terrible Rhino/Ash slashfic in the comments, but she uploaded it to the Tenno's systems anyway, and since then the Tenno have been the only faction capable of breaking Grineer ciphers in the galaxy.[/QUOTE]
So why can Corpus use Grineer alarms when they take over Grineer missions?
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;44490578]The way I imagine it is that the Corpus used to have their own advanced ciphers, but when some Corpus spies went to go hack a Grineer base, they found that the Grineer security cipher, being coded entirely by an inbred psychopathic clone suffering from heavy inbreeding and possessing fingers like mouldy kebabs, was entirely impossible for them to break because none of the Corpus could figure out what the fuck they were reading, what the fuck "[if NOTStronkGriner OR =TenoSonOfAGunta DO goto LINE notHACKAMN]" even meant, or how the code even worked.
So the Corpus bought the Grineer's ciphertech, and for a while no Tenno could break them because the sheer what-the-fuck of the source code crashed the Tenno's neural circuitry the instant they connected. Thankfully, the Lotus had a cunning plan - she drank twelve kegs of General Ruk's Grineer-Made UltraVodka (Now with a dash of GreedyMilk for extra kick!), and two days later she woke to discover not only had she attached nine extra-large googly eyes to her visor/helmet thing and passed out in a puddle of her own vomit, but she also had managed to code a hacking program for the Grineer Cipher. The Lotus had no idea how the fuck it worked, or why she had written out the script to a terrible Rhino/Ash slashfic in the comments, but she uploaded it to the Tenno's systems anyway, and since then the Tenno have been the only faction capable of breaking Grineer ciphers in the galaxy.[/QUOTE]
Alternate theory, the corpus put down "Grineer Cypher" so the grineer try to use their own access codes and are utterly baffled as to why it does not work.
It distracts them long enough to get the Moa's in position.
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;44490638]So why can Corpus use Grineer alarms when they take over Grineer missions?[/QUOTE]
Cheaper than making their own!
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;44490638]So why can Corpus use Grineer alarms when they take over Grineer missions?[/QUOTE]Because there is just a single button that says "Activate Alarm!"
[QUOTE=thisguy123;44490644]Alternate theory, the corpus put down "Grineer Cypher" so the grineer try to use their own access codes and are utterly baffled as to why it does not work.
It distracts them long enough to get the Moa's in position.[/QUOTE]
A bit the "How to entertain an iIdiot: flip page" kinda deal with their genetic decay.
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44490374]is de aware all hacking minigames are still labelled grineer cipher
like, do the corpus and the orokin outsorce all their security to the grineer[/QUOTE]
This would explain why hacking them is so easy.
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44490374]is de aware all hacking minigames are still labelled grineer cipher
like, do the corpus and the orokin outsorce all their security to the grineer[/QUOTE]
Maybe It's time to poke this thread on their forum?
p sure they're right around the corner tm
[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;44490956]They already talked about how there will be different hacking minigames "in the future."[/QUOTE]
To be fair, considering what's to come tomorrow/ nearly thursday it can take a backseat.
Control the solar rails, control the universe
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;44491219]Control the solar rails, control the universe[/QUOTE]
On that subject I will form a team, a crack team of privateers with the goal of taking down enemies to our great alliance.
Pre-requisites for joining this team is having Framey jones and being able to talk or type in a pirate accent (scottish/irish will also suffice)
Team theme music
[vid]www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/vid]
Ok what's up with the video tags?
It is the corpus? Did they mess with the viedo tags?
or did Grineer sabotuers get into google servers again?
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/URL]
[QUOTE=thisguy123;44491376]On that subject I will form a team, a crack team of privateers with the goal of taking down enemies to our great alliance.
Pre-requisites for joining this team is having Framey jones and being able to talk or type in a pirate accent (scottish/irish will also suffice)[/QUOTE]
Micspamming Alestorm optional, but encouraged.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;44491376]On that subject I will form a team, a crack team of privateers with the goal of taking down enemies to our great alliance.
Pre-requisites for joining this team is having Framey jones and being able to talk or type in a pirate accent (scottish/irish will also suffice)
Team theme music
[vid]www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/vid]
Ok what's up with the video tags?
It is the corpus? Did they mess with the viedo tags?
or did Grineer sabotuers get into google servers again?
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/URL][/QUOTE]
I am Scottish, and my family hails from a fishing town (Great-Great-Grandpa was a Whaling Boat Skipper), so I can probably manage Scottish Pirate, and I'll be going after Framey Jones like a heat-seeking missile as soon as U13 hits.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;44491376]On that subject I will form a team, a crack team of privateers with the goal of taking down enemies to our great alliance.
Pre-requisites for joining this team is having Framey jones and being able to talk or type in a pirate accent (scottish/irish will also suffice)
Team theme music
[vid]www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/vid]
Ok what's up with the video tags?
It is the corpus? Did they mess with the viedo tags?
or did Grineer sabotuers get into google servers again?
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/URL][/QUOTE]
I can play a pipe organ with my face, am I in?
[QUOTE=lapsus_;44490990]p sure they're right around the corner tm[/QUOTE]
You mean Soon™
[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;44491635]I think our tacticians should have at least over 5000 hours of playtime on an RTS game.[/QUOTE]
I Brought into the Planetary Annhilaton Alpha So I have experience with both stratergy and tactics along with inter galatic anti planetary ordenance.
I have literally seen one planet crashed into another and used a stargate on said planet to get the commander unit off planet BEFORE it hit the other planet.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;44491376]On that subject I will form a team, a crack team of privateers with the goal of taking down enemies to our great alliance.
Pre-requisites for joining this team is having Framey jones and being able to talk or type in a pirate accent (scottish/irish will also suffice)
Team theme music
[vid]www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/vid]
Ok what's up with the video tags?
It is the corpus? Did they mess with the viedo tags?
or did Grineer sabotuers get into google servers again?
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/URL][/QUOTE]
You used wrong tag [vid] which is meant for html5 objects: mp3, mp4, webm, ogg and so on.
For example:
[vid]http://horobox.co.uk/u/creec_1397087387.mp3[/vid]
You use [media] tags for youtube videos.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;44491376]
Team theme music
[vid]www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/vid]
Ok what's up with the video tags?
It is the corpus? Did they mess with the viedo tags?
or did Grineer sabotuers get into google servers again?
[video=youtube;605NHDqy7R4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4[/video][/QUOTE]
you're using webm tags for that first one, just fyi :v:
[QUOTE=thisguy123;44491939]I Brought into the Planetary Annhilaton Alpha ...[/QUOTE]
Congratulations on your terrible choice. Pay 90 euro for an Alpha game.
Not gonna add more because "opinions"
Edit: Oh and one more. UberScamEnt.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9hACSKW.png[/IMG]
My BOdy is ready.
[QUOTE=coverop;44491989]Congratulations on your terrible choice. Pay 90 euro for an Alpha game.
[b]Not gonna add more because "opinions"[/b]
Edit: Oh and one more. UberScamEnt.[/QUOTE]
Then don't bring it up. You're starting shit for no reason.
[QUOTE=coverop;44491989]Congratulations on your terrible choice. Pay 90 euro for an Alpha game.
Not gonna add more because "opinions"
Edit: Oh and one more. UberScamEnt.[/QUOTE]
You brought a fucktonne of boosters for SMNC and were heavily involed in it's trading sceene.
People in glass houses and whatnot!
[QUOTE=Fayez;44492038][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9hACSKW.png[/IMG]
My BOdy is ready.[/QUOTE]
The pain you must have endured to do that...
Profit numbs the feeling
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