[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;42316645]I'm not cut out for GMing[/QUOTE]
just make every NPC a lesbian chick with giant boobs
[QUOTE=elowin;42316856]just make every NPC a lesbian chick with giant boobs[/QUOTE]
but large-breasted lesbians are much more fun when against the norm
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;42316901]but large-breasted lesbians are much more fun when against the norm[/QUOTE]
Are lesbians ever against the norm four you?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;42316901]but large-breasted lesbians are much more fun when against the norm[/QUOTE]
ok
make every NPC a chick with giant boobs, and then make the occasional lesbian as well.
[QUOTE=Justnobody;42316928]Are lesbians ever against the norm four you?[/QUOTE]
i'm talking about with everyone else.
I prefer medium breasted lesbians.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other
Every woman should be an Amazon while all the men should be scrawny skeleton-looking pipe cleaners!
[QUOTE=croguy;42317723]Every woman should be an Amazon while all the men should be scrawny skeleton-looking pipe cleaners![/QUOTE]
I thought men were supposed to be big burly con-maxers who wear refrigerators as clothing
Am I the only GM who got sick of teenage boys submitting busty blonde lesbians? Maybe?
Because I banned them in all of my games. Unless you happen to be a busty blonde lesbian, anyway.
[QUOTE=Oliolio;42318589]Am I the only GM who got sick of teenage boys submitting busty blonde lesbians? Maybe?
Because I banned them in all of my games. Unless you happen to be a busty blonde lesbian, anyway.[/QUOTE]
What about brunettes?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;42318663]What about brunettes?[/QUOTE]
Case-by-case basis <3
Speaking of busty blonde lesbians, there's a little "project" I've been working on. Seems like a good time to bring it up.
Basically, I've been designing an "erotic fantasy RPG". I got bored several weeks ago, and basically challenged myself to build an RPG like FATAL that doesn't suck. At first it was just a throwaway thing - to see if I could design something like that could actually be played. I have a bunch of projects like these - game ideas (mostly video, not paper), destined to never be made. I find it fun to do the design work, even if it never progresses past a few notes.
But then a few character ideas popped into my head. And then some campaign ideas. World-building commenced. I started considering trying to actually run a game, but let's just say I'd be way too embarrassed to try to float the idea to any of my IRL friends. Which leaves the internet - namely, you all, since I'm not active on any other PnPRPG-related sites or forums.
While the game isn't yet finished, it could probably be made fully playable in a few weeks (depending on how much time I put into it). What I do have right now is a pretty solid core - character creation is solid enough that I made a small perl script to generate random characters, and many of the other elements are at least functionally complete. I've tried to keep things simple, and I think I've at least kept things more streamlined than D&D or Pathfinder did.
In fact, several times I've considered pulling out the sex portions entirely, and trimming it into just a swords-and-sorcery fantasy game. I've put enough unique bits in that it might be good for that. But at this point that would be like ripping magic out of D&D - too much is balanced with those components in mind. There's three main "branches" of the system - combat, magic, and sex - and races and classes are a mix of one to three of those. It even ties into the alignment system.
I don't expect it to turn into a serious game - I'd run it with the [i]expectation[/i] that everyone is doing so "ironically", and likely at least mildly inebriated. And I don't know when I would be running the game (either which weeks/months, or which days and times), since it's not done yet (ps: if you have any suggestions for shit that needs to be in the game, feel free to say so). Hell, the game will be almost completely unplaytested. And I'm not the most experienced GM, and I've never even played online.
But if I was going to let silly things like "logic" stop me, I would never have even finished the character sheet template. This started out as a bad idea that could either turn out horribly, or hilariously. I am very hopeful that it will be the latter, but I feel like it will depend a lot on the players.
So, would anyone here even [i]consider[/i] playing in this game, if I were to run it? I'm not asking for commitments or anything now - just trying to figure out if I should bother finishing the game, or if I should just delete it all.
I would [I]consider[/I] playing it, but the sexual nature of the game and the fact that we're all men, leads me to sense incredible awkwardness.
[QUOTE=lintz;42319334]I would [I]consider[/I] playing it, but the sexual nature of the game and the fact that we're all men, leads me to sense incredible awkwardness.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I can understand that. That's the main reason I've not posted about it before - because it really does sound very awkward.
I really do intend for it to be a very sarcastic take on the genre. Less "porn", more "making fun of porn". That's why I've refused to put in my own kinks - it's not a game to jack off to, it's a game to ham it up and do silly things in. At least, that's how I would try to run the game.
If it's more sarcastic and piss takey, like, really notching things up to 11 so they're funnier than they are sexual, I might be interested.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;42319399]Yeah, I can understand that. That's the main reason I've not posted about it before - because it really does sound very awkward.
I really do intend for it to be a very sarcastic take on the genre. Less "porn", more "making fun of porn". That's why I've refused to put in my own kinks - it's not a game to jack off to, it's a game to ham it up and do silly things in. At least, that's how I would try to run the game.[/QUOTE]
So... Oglaf?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;42319637]So... Oglaf?[/QUOTE]
Actually, yeah, that sounds like a much better description of what I'm aiming for.
Dude in the Fallout campaign I was playing as the adopted daughter of my old character and I got help from our (female, busty, well-endowed in the ass department) bartender, done by our male GM, with relationship advice. It was dubbed "straight dudes pretending to be girls relationship advice simulator 2013"
I've also written porn of my friends just to fuck with 'em. The editors were three other friends who were even closer to said friends and thought it was hilarious.
This game is so up my alley. I'm in.
Well this went better than I expected. Looks like I''ll be finishing this project then. I'll try to get the character creation parts done first, so you all can start making your own characters - I have a few ideas that can be used if you draw blanks.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;42319654]Actually, yeah, that sounds like a much better description of what I'm aiming for.[/QUOTE]
As long as I can play an Orgasmancer Prime, I'm totally in.
*edit*
Or be [B][I][U]the best[/U][/I][/B] fellator ever.
[QUOTE=Oliolio;42320299]As long as I can play an Orgasmancer Prime, I'm totally in.
*edit*
Or be [B][I][U]the best[/U][/I][/B] fellator ever.[/QUOTE]
I'll be starting everyone at level one or two (out of ten). It doesn't make sense to make the first campaign ever an epic-level one. So you can't start as the supreme fellator. But that might be a good personal quest - to [i]become[/i] the best (like no one ever was...). I can see a character like that working.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;42320380]I'll be starting everyone at level one or two (out of ten). It doesn't make sense to make the first campaign ever an epic-level one. So you can't start as the supreme fellator. But that might be a good personal quest - to [i]become[/i] the best (like no one ever was...). I can see a character like that working.[/QUOTE]
So I can cast orgasm, but not orgy. Got it. :v:
I might be interested, depending heavily on what day/time it would happen. As well as other shit.
It sounds like it could be hilarious, though.
Same applies to me as above
the closest thing any of us will ever get to sex
[QUOTE=cdr248;42320635]the closest thing any of us will ever get to sex[/QUOTE]
Speak for yourself.
[QUOTE=Oliolio;42320299]As long as I can play an Orgasmancer Prime, I'm totally in.
*edit*
Or be [B][I][U]the best[/U][/I][/B] fellator ever.[/QUOTE]
Savin' towns by blowin' dudes.
[sp]roll for gag reflex[/sp] I'm so ashamed
I'd play this if it wasn't for time differences, anything Oglaf-esque is great
[QUOTE=Oliolio;42320299]As long as I can play an Orgasmancer Prime, I'm totally in.
*edit*
Or be [B][I][U]the best[/U][/I][/B] fellator ever.[/QUOTE]
You will be Dicklord: Buttmaster!
[QUOTE=cdr248;42320635]the closest thing any of us will ever get to sex[/QUOTE]
Who needs real women anyways when you can have dragons.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
