• D&D General v3
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[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;42579422](everybody but Bord rolled a minimum of 4 less on their initiative,[/QUOTE] I think lower initiative is better in 2nd though.
[QUOTE=Glent;42579809]I think lower initiative is better in 2nd though.[/QUOTE] It is, I should have phrased that differently. But then saying "4 more" would likely be confusing. Fucking ad&d initiative.
Party didn't let me saw off a live guy's head with a dull switchblade 0/10 worst gm
[QUOTE=cdr248;42581228]Party didn't let me saw off a live guy's head with a dull switchblade 0/10 worst gm[/QUOTE] Air vehicle driver parked and took off in my petunia garden, completely tearing it up. I'm restraining myself from murdering him.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;42581287]Air vehicle driver parked and took off in my petunia garden, completely tearing it up. I'm restraining myself from murdering him.[/QUOTE] I don't have any more petunias after one fell on a corpse. My life is ruined.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;42581297]I don't have any more petunias after one fell on a corpse. My life is ruined.[/QUOTE] You [I]did[/I] steal it from my garden, you bastard.
Our part is filled with psychos and the mentally retarded. Save us Bruce.
GM not letting me wear mirror shades, thermal goggles and a gas mask at the same time 0/10 [editline]20th October 2013[/editline] [b]Cyberpunk: Session 5: Didn't Stand a Chence[/b] [url]http://pastebin.com/K0zV8E4K[/url] Shit happens, we raid Chen's place, it's a load of piss. Loot at the end. I don't care enough to type more right now.
I was really bored today so I wrote up a bunch of things to try and codify dicking around with time travel Mostly I just made tables for people to roll large numbers of dice on Anywho if anyone's interested the gdoc is here: [URL="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FR7dVhA80qnm6P3jSYmmyfOSZmONcBO71Ih5AFEZdIs/edit?usp=sharing"]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FR7dVhA80qnm6P3jSYmmyfOSZmONcBO71Ih5AFEZdIs/edit?usp=sharing[/URL] I'm not sure how coherent it is, since my brain kind of melted while I was drawing it up. I'm probably going to redo a bunch of the tables some other time, hopefully with less things stolen from futurama But I'll save that for another day when I'm less tired
I've got an opening in the Cyberpunk 2020 game I'm GMing! First come, first serve. We're playing each Saturday night, starting at 12.00 PM GMT. I think, at least, I'm not good at the whole timezone thing. Please don't be a goofy character or a total psycho, we've already got these in spades.
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;42582350]I've got an opening in the Cyberpunk 2020 game I'm GMing! First come, first serve. We're playing each Saturday night, starting at 12.00 PM GMT. I think, at least, I'm not good at the whole timezone thing. Please don't be a goofy character or a total psycho, we've already got these in spades.[/QUOTE] I'll have you know a luchadore who can destroy a man in one turn is a perfectly sound concept. [editline]20th October 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=SiberysTranq;42582314]I was really bored today so I wrote up a bunch of things to try and codify dicking around with time travel Mostly I just made tables for people to roll large numbers of dice on Anywho if anyone's interested the gdoc is here: [URL="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FR7dVhA80qnm6P3jSYmmyfOSZmONcBO71Ih5AFEZdIs/edit?usp=sharing"]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FR7dVhA80qnm6P3jSYmmyfOSZmONcBO71Ih5AFEZdIs/edit?usp=sharing[/URL] I'm not sure how coherent it is, since my brain kind of melted while I was drawing it up. I'm probably going to redo a bunch of the tables some other time, hopefully with less things stolen from futurama But I'll save that for another day when I'm less tired[/QUOTE] I want to turn this into Time Cops.
[QUOTE=cdr248;42581228]Party didn't let me saw off a live guy's head with a dull switchblade 0/10 worst gm[/QUOTE] This happened in our Spycraft game. During a stealth mission. His screaming alerted the entire mansion and it all ended with a huge police siege and a battle against a SWAT team. [editline]20th October 2013[/editline] Although rather than trying to saw off someone's head he was trying to cut off their face.
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;42582350]I've got an opening in the Cyberpunk 2020 game I'm GMing! First come, first serve. We're playing each Saturday night, starting at 12.00 PM GMT. I think, at least, I'm not good at the whole timezone thing. Please don't be a goofy character or a total psycho, we've already got these in spades.[/QUOTE] We have Entropy the psychopathic ultraedgy sax player, his now late brother Orphaner who cut off his own hand just so he could stick a buzzsaw on instead, Aguila the luchador who can pretty much one shot a guy to death with his fist, Merchant the old crime boss who wanted to saw a live guy's head off, and Bruce. I don't see what you're talking about.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;42584727]We have Entropy the psychopathic ultraedgy sax player, his now late brother Orphaner who cut off his own hand just so he could stick a buzzsaw on instead, Aguila the luchador who can pretty much one shot a guy to death with his fist, Merchant the old crime boss who wanted to saw a live guy's head off, and Bruce. I don't see what you're talking about.[/QUOTE] I'd like to note here that his late brother is dead because he went crazy, attempted to deface Bruce the cop, and ultimately got tackled by me from across the room and put into a lucha deathgrip before being slammed against a wall for 18 damage, and being shot 4 times in the face for 88 damage. And this was all in Entropy's house. Home improvement is a brutal thing, people.
Not to mention that after that no one really seemed to give a fuck. Entropy just sat there like it was nothing.
[QUOTE=cdr248;42585485]Not to mention that after that no one really seemed to give a fuck. Entropy just sat there like it was nothing.[/QUOTE] He knew it was bound to happen eventually. He wasn't going to attack his own brother, but he wasn't going to defend him and kill the people he needed. In fact, if I get the chance next game, I will describe how Entropy visits his brother's grave and puts a single petunia on it.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;42586033]He knew it was bound to happen eventually. He wasn't going to attack his own brother, but he wasn't going to defend him and kill the people he needed. In fact, if I get the chance next game, I will describe how Entropy visits his brother's grave and puts a single petunia on it.[/QUOTE] be sure to shed a single tear
[QUOTE=MeltingData;42585244]I'd like to note here that his late brother is dead because he went crazy, attempted to deface Bruce the cop, and ultimately got tackled by me from across the room and put into a lucha deathgrip before being slammed against a wall for 18 damage, and being shot 4 times in the face for 88 damage. And this was all in Entropy's house. Home improvement is a brutal thing, people.[/QUOTE] For people who don't know the system: in Cyberpunk, people only have 12 HP before they start going into Mortal state and have to roll to not die! Basically dude got brutalized (and that kids is why you don't min max and create a character who's 1 Humanity Point away from snapping and going into murderous rage)
[QUOTE=imadaman;42577759]I'd just like to inform that the new, rewritten edition of VeloCITY is out.[/QUOTE] Did I have links here? I think I did. Not sure. Anyway. [url=http://1d4chan.org/images/f/f0/VeloCITY_2013_rewrite_102.pdf]Link.[/url]
[t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/612ec1823376d82e9c159ac38413f573/tumblr_muxutej5zN1ropxb6o1_1280.jpg[/t] What is it with prisons that causes them to go batshit whenever a party visits them? Especially when some of the prisoners are magic users and the suppression field gets turned off, shit gets real silly then. [sp](The roughly-triangular post-it note is a gargantuan monstrous fiendish centipede. That fucker /hurt/. The big yellow d6 was a fiendish rhinoceros, getting the tar beaten out of it by our Enlarged crusader. The ork is an astral construct, the d10s are large dire wolves)[/sp] Of course, when you have a conjurer-psion and a druid shit gets sillier in our favor.
[QUOTE=DarkMonkey;42587927][t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/612ec1823376d82e9c159ac38413f573/tumblr_muxutej5zN1ropxb6o1_1280.jpg[/t] What is it with prisons that causes them to go batshit whenever a party visits them? Especially when some of the prisoners are magic users and the suppression field gets turned off, shit gets real silly then. [sp](The roughly-triangular post-it note is a gargantuan monstrous fiendish centipede. That fucker /hurt/. The big yellow d6 was a fiendish rhinoceros, getting the tar beaten out of it by our Enlarged crusader. The ork is an astral construct, the d10s are large dire wolves)[/sp] Of course, when you have a conjurer-psion and a druid shit gets sillier in our favor.[/QUOTE] Does the Dr. Pepper stand for Cthulhu?
I thought that you guys were joking when you acted surprised about a Facepunch/online D&D game finishing, but now that our DM seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth without a word, I'm starting to see you might have been serious. I hope he comes back, I was really enjoying that game. [editline]wups[/editline] Only just realised I wrote 'D&D' instead of 'DM'.
Hey guys, I have been thinking of DMing a Low Fantasy/Sci-fi GURPS campaign, if anyone is interested shoot me a message.
Man, players doing unexpected stuff is awesome. My (first) PF group just managed to justifiably lay claim to an ancient manor to use as a base of operations. Didn't plan that at all, but it makes sense even in-story. Also, has anyone ever tried having one PC in two different campaigns? Basically, I have my own PC in one of my campaigns for whenever I hand the GM role off to someone else, and I'm considering using him in the other for the same purpose. But something about that strikes me as a horrible idea. Anyone ever try that?
[QUOTE=gman003-main;42590825]Man, players doing unexpected stuff is awesome. My (first) PF group just managed to justifiably lay claim to an ancient manor to use as a base of operations. Didn't plan that at all, but it makes sense even in-story. Also, has anyone ever tried having one PC in two different campaigns? Basically, I have my own PC in one of my campaigns for whenever I hand the GM role off to someone else, and I'm considering using him in the other for the same purpose. But something about that strikes me as a horrible idea. Anyone ever try that?[/QUOTE] I pretty much have one base character that I modify for every RP. It's perfectly fine as an idea, as long as you can keep the two separate character threads separate.
[QUOTE=lintz;42590899]I pretty much have one base character that I modify for every RP. It's perfectly fine as an idea, as long as you can keep the two separate character threads separate.[/QUOTE] I was actually going to keep the threads the same. In the first game, he's already a bombastic JUSTIIIICE-screaming paladin, and in the second (being a PF/WH40K crossover) I was planning to make a paladin of Khorne. I figured making him straight-up the same character, keeping loot from both, would be a good way to give the character depth - he only shows up every so often, so this would give him a life outside what each band of players sees. It might also help with character progression - he skipped straight to second level to match the first PCs, but hasn't gained much since while the PCs are knocking on fourth level. Running him every so often in two campaigns ought to keep him closer to the other player's level.
[QUOTE=imadaman;42586487]Did I have links here? I think I did. Not sure. Anyway. [url=http://1d4chan.org/images/f/f0/VeloCITY_2013_rewrite_102.pdf]Link.[/url][/QUOTE] Edit: Never mind figured it out This looks fucking rad though, just from a setup standpoint The mechanics are pretty neat too
GMing a campaign of Mekton Zeta, if you like giant robot fighting, PM me to reserve a spot, and if you don't. I hate you and want nothing to do with you.
What he said ^^^ Giant robots fighting giant robots. Please don't let us die we need players.
One spot left, pm me quickly, so we can get the planning done.
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