[QUOTE=MeltingData;42842722]So my DM is allowing me to get one magic item in D&D. It can be whatever I want from any book, or something that I can think of. Anyone got ideas for something hilariously game-breaking?[/QUOTE]
is your DM mentally challenged or does he want you to break everything
[I]Sphere of annihilation[/I]. Just be all "fuck the po-leece" and ruin the campaign.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;42842722]So my DM is allowing me to get one magic item in D&D. It can be whatever I want from any book, or something that I can think of. Anyone got ideas for something hilariously game-breaking?[/QUOTE]
Say that you have been cursed with a ring you can never remove that causes every living thing you touch to spontaneously combust instantly.
[QUOTE=zin908;42842957]Say that you have been cursed with a ring you can never remove that causes every living thing you touch to spontaneously combust instantly.[/QUOTE]
what if you jack off
[QUOTE=Wingz;42842965]what if you jack off[/QUOTE]
im pretty sure your penis is not sentient
[QUOTE=cdr248;42843052]im pretty sure your penis is not sentient[/QUOTE]
anything is possible with a little magic
[QUOTE=Wingz;42843091]anything is possible with a little magic[/QUOTE]
animate rope
[QUOTE=cdr248;42843268]animate rope[/QUOTE]
We've talked about this. It doesn't work on living materials.
We literally had this conversation like 20 pages ago or something.
[QUOTE=Rats808;42843423]We've talked about this. It doesn't work on living materials.[/QUOTE]
Become undead
Use spell
???
Sell videos
Profit
[QUOTE=elowin;42842783]is your DM mentally challenged or does he want you to break everything[/QUOTE]
I have no idea. We're doing a favor for the ultimate god of the world. Which is essentially just passing a will save vs illusion.
[QUOTE=Rats808;42843423]
[QUOTE=cdr248;42843268]animate rope[/QUOTE]
We've talked about this. It doesn't work on living materials.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=cdr248;42843052][B]im pretty sure your penis is not sentient[/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=cdr248;42843670][/QUOTE]
I dunno dude, my penis is a pretty convincing guy.
[QUOTE=cdr248;42843670][/QUOTE]
Living=\=Sentient
They aren't mutually exclusive. Your dick is alive, otherwise you'd be a eunuch.
Yeah if you thought life qualified you for being sentient obviously you've never watched My Super Sweet 16
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;42843532]We literally had this conversation like 20 pages ago or something.[/QUOTE]
Man this thread is like an ouroboros of dicks, anime rpgs and older editions of d&d
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;42849099]Man this thread is like an ouroboros of dicks, anime rpgs and older editions of d&d[/QUOTE]
Ladies and gentlemen we have our next thread title.
D&D General v4 An Ouroboros of Dicks, Anime RPGS, and Older Editions of D&D
D&D General v3.5 surely
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;42849435]D&D General v3.5 surely[/QUOTE]
Here here, D&D 3.5 it shall be.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;42849451]Here here, D&D 3.5 it shall be.[/QUOTE]
After that is it D&D General vPathfinder?
The rest of the party is now scared of my barbarian chick character because she alone could push a boulder the three of them combined couldn't move.
[sp]http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/m-p/muleback-cords Best low level item[/sp]
My party just tried to murder me! The "lawful good" character, who earlier suggested that I murder a captive I had taken in cold blood, betrayed me to his enemies because I wanted to conquer the land in my own name with the undead!
I've done no evils compared to the "good" party members, the buttlords. Oh well, I got away. Now it's time to be the big bad of the campaign and wipe the treacherous scum from the face of the earth!
[QUOTE=Rents;42853254]The rest of the party is now scared of my barbarian chick character because she alone could push a boulder the three of them combined couldn't move.
[sp]http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/m-p/muleback-cords Best low level item[/sp][/QUOTE]
Best used in conjuction with
[url]http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/belt-heavyload[/url]
To carry silly heavy loads.
[QUOTE=Rents;42853254]The rest of the party is now scared of my barbarian chick character because she alone could push a boulder the three of them combined couldn't move.
[sp]http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/m-p/muleback-cords Best low level item[/sp][/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Chronische;42853302]My party just tried to murder me! The "lawful good" character, who earlier suggested that I murder a captive I had taken in cold blood, betrayed me to his enemies because I wanted to conquer the land in my own name with the undead!
I've done no evils compared to the "good" party members, the buttlords. Oh well, I got away. Now it's time to be the big bad of the campaign and wipe the treacherous scum from the face of the earth![/QUOTE]
i wish my party tried to murder me. Seems fun enough
My character in our deadlands game is a sheriff, and one of the other players is basically a murderer/theif
I look forward to arresting them asap
[QUOTE=cdr248;42853360]i wish my party tried to murder me. Seems fun enough[/QUOTE]
Well it's GOING to be fun for me. Not so much for them. I have some powerful allies to back me up, ones that they can't even really hurt.
[QUOTE=cdr248;42853360]i wish my party tried to murder me. Seems fun enough[/QUOTE]
It's pretty fun.
I've had my party try to murder me on countless occasions.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;42853107]After that is it D&D General vPathfinder?[/QUOTE]
D&D General v There's nothing after 3.5ed
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