It was only a matter of time before one of my players ended up as [i]that[/i] player. You know the one who is either the rogue who tries to steal all the loot from the players or the guy who constantly is questioning why the DM is doing what they're doing.
[QUOTE=Shanto;43088901]It was only a matter of time before one of my players ended up as [i]that[/i] player. You know the one who is either the rogue who tries to steal all the loot from the players or the guy who constantly is questioning why the DM is doing what they're doing.[/QUOTE]
It could be a lot worse.
You could be playing with me.
[QUOTE=elowin;43090059]It could be a lot worse.
You could be playing with me.[/QUOTE]
or me
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43090130]or me[/QUOTE]
wow i was actually thinking about adding that
stop reading my mind
Elowin is... entertaining. He was in one of my games and managed to knock out a seagull and cause no other damage in three fights, got high on pesh and attacked a swarm of wasps.
[QUOTE=elowin;43090194]wow i was actually thinking about adding that
stop reading my mind[/QUOTE]
Well, the difference would be that if you said it, you would look like a prick. So really, I've got your back.
now gimmie chocolate
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43090130]or me[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=elowin;43090194]wow i was actually thinking about adding that
stop reading my mind[/QUOTE]
Imagine how poor Ryan must have felt all those months ago, not only playing but GMing for [I]both[/I] of you. At the same time.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;43090333]Imagine how poor Ryan must have felt all those months ago, not only playing but GMing for [I]both[/I] of you. At the same time.[/QUOTE]
And Nerts. Don't forget Nerts. With explosives.
[QUOTE=Rents;43090301]Elowin is... entertaining. He was in one of my games and managed to knock out a seagull and cause no other damage in three fights, got high on pesh and attacked a swarm of wasps.[/QUOTE]
hey that's not true at all, i also cast magic missile on a zombie like once or twice
also you didn't even mention the fact that i was a sorcerer and that i attacked said swarm of wasps with a dagger that's even shittier than a regular dagger
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43090306]Well, the difference would be that if you said it, you would look like a prick. So really, I've got your back.
now gimmie chocolate[/QUOTE]
thx bby iou xoxo
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43090381]And Nerts. Don't forget Nerts. With explosives.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a real blast.
[QUOTE=elowin;43090507]hey that's not true at all, i also cast magic missile on a zombie like once or twice
also you didn't even mention the fact that i was a sorcerer and that i attacked said swarm of wasps with a dagger that's even shittier than a regular dagger[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but you put mercy metamagic on them, zombies don't take non-lethal damage.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43090563]Sounds like a real blast.[/QUOTE]
I accidentally killed another player with a grenade launcher.
[QUOTE=Rents;43090662]Yeah, but you put mercy metamagic on them, zombies don't take non-lethal damage.[/QUOTE]
minor detail
not my fault im not a psycho killer like every other PC in every other DND game ever
[QUOTE=Shanto;43088901]It was only a matter of time before one of my players ended up as [i]that[/i] player. You know the one who is either the rogue who tries to steal all the loot from the players or the guy who constantly is questioning why the DM is doing what they're doing.[/QUOTE]
Every fucking CN rogue I've ever played with insisted on stealing loot from other players.
Scratch that, every CN anything I've ever played with insisted on doing that.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;43090699]Every fucking CN rogue I've ever played with insisted on stealing loot from other players.
Scratch that, every CN anything I've ever played with insisted on doing that.[/QUOTE]
About half my characters are CN and the worst I've done to another player is cast qualm on them a few times.
[QUOTE=elowin;43090507]hey that's not true at all, i also cast magic missile on a zombie like once or twice
also you didn't even mention the fact that i was a sorcerer and that i attacked said swarm of wasps with a dagger that's even shittier than a regular dagger[/QUOTE]
should have coated your dagger in wasps, or made a dagger out of wasps. that shit'll give you an intimidation bonus like nothing else
shit elly-welly get it together
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43090905]should have coated your dagger in wasps, or made a dagger out of wasps. that shit'll give you an intimidation bonus like nothing else
shit elly-welly get it together[/QUOTE]
i'm sorry i only had like 50 gold and i wanted to buy soap
[QUOTE=elowin;43090935]i'm sorry i only had like 50 gold and i wanted to buy soap[/QUOTE]
not taking everything not nailed down 0/10 lrn2bamurderhobo noob
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43090968]not taking everything not nailed down 0/10 lrn2bamurderhobo noob[/QUOTE]
but
but
soap ;'(
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;43090699]Every fucking CN rogue I've ever played with insisted on stealing loot from other players.
Scratch that, every CN anything I've ever played with insisted on doing that.[/QUOTE]
I have some asshole in one of my campaigns who uses Web is often as he can [I]against[/I] the players. Last time he did it, he justified it as "I was trying to prevent everyone else from killing this NPC." Meanwhile the party's fighting wolves, and I'm in the middle of a goddamn river.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;43061688]I'm going to GM a [b]Rogue Trader[/b] game of swashbuckling spacefaring stuff sometime in the future, probably next week. I'm looking for four more people, and the time is to be decided. If anyone is down, just tell me here.[/QUOTE]
I'd be up for some Rogue Trader depending on what day/time it is.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;43090699]Every fucking CN rogue I've ever played with insisted on stealing loot from other players.
Scratch that, every CN anything I've ever played with insisted on doing that.[/QUOTE]
I've actually never really had anyone steal something from another player, other than this one time right after the entire party pretty much broke down and everyone tried killing eachother.
and on that note i've seen a lot of PC's trying to kill eachother
[QUOTE=elowin;43091114]I've actually never really had anyone steal something from another player, other than this one time right after the entire party pretty much broke down and everyone tried killing eachother.
and on that note i've seen a lot of PC's trying to kill eachother[/QUOTE]
Now this is a story I want to hear.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43091221]Now this is a story I want to hear.[/QUOTE]
it's kind of a long story
There was a four man party, a wizard, a fighter, a bard and a rogue, everyone started out more or less good.
First session they find a greater rod of wonder.
A little later the wizard steals the evil mcguffin from the big bad lich, after which they run from said lich what with being level 1 character at this point.
After some boring dramatic escape shenanigans they come to a city, but then Abraham Lincoln appears and is like "Dude that evil artifact is evil give it to me before you blow up everything" but the wizard is like "nope" and activates the artifact and then he blew up everything.
He wakes up a couple weeks later because it turns out the artifact kept him alive or some shit, and he somehow gets the rest of the party resurrected and they all leave the completely annihilated city, also none of them have any clothes or weapons or anything other than a couple of magic items at this point because it was all destroyed in the explosion, except for the rogue because he first joined like right afterwards.
then they go fight a beholder and it's army of gnolls naked
So then a little while later they use the greater rod of wonder and accidentally open a gate to hell, they run the hell away from it.
Then the fighter beats up the leader of an orc tribe and assumes leadership of the tribe, and then he goes back to the hell-gate and is like "Yo demons wanna go fuck up this town with me" and the demons are like "yes" and then they go fuck up a town with the orcs and the demons.
Then they ditch the orcs and the demons and go to another town where they try to buy a boat, but nobody wants to sell them a boat so the wizard uses the evil mcguffin twice and a giant tsunami appears and then a volcano appears and erupts.
Then they use the greater rod of wonder on a boat and it turns purple, and they all go into the boat and ride the tsunami over the volcano and into the great unknown.
They end up in a desert, and finally the bard who has pretty much not done anything the entire game attacks the fighter and the wizard, somehow they all manage to knock eachother out except the rogue who stayed out of it.
Rogue is then like "This mcguffin is too evil Abraham Lincoln was right" and steals it, and then he's like "these guys are also immense jackasses" so he decides to steal all their other stuff too, except for the greater rod of wonder because.
So then they all wake up naked a while later but oh no, the big bad evil lich is there and he's like "where the fuck is my mcguffin" and the wizard is goes "idfk" and uses the greater rod of wonder which summons a t-rex which eats the lich and then they all live happily ever after the end
this was a little longer than i planned
[QUOTE=ElTacoLad;43091036]I'd be up for some Rogue Trader depending on what day/time it is.[/QUOTE]
It'll probably be tuesday, time will be sorta early because everyone else is a eurofag.
[QUOTE=elowin;43091629]it's kind of a long story
There was a four man party, a wizard, a fighter, a bard and a rogue, everyone started out more or less good.
First session they find a greater rod of wonder.
A little later the wizard steals the evil mcguffin from the big bad lich, after which they run from said lich what with being level 1 character at this point.
After some boring dramatic escape shenanigans they come to a city, but then Abraham Lincoln appears and is like "Dude that evil artifact is evil give it to me before you blow up everything" but the wizard is like "nope" and activates the artifact and then he blew up everything.
He wakes up a couple weeks later because it turns out the artifact kept him alive or some shit, and he somehow gets the rest of the party resurrected and they all leave the completely annihilated city, also none of them have any clothes or weapons or anything other than a couple of magic items at this point because it was all destroyed in the explosion, except for the rogue because he first joined like right afterwards.
then they go fight a beholder and it's army of gnolls naked
So then a little while later they use the greater rod of wonder and accidentally open a gate to hell, they run the hell away from it.
Then the fighter beats up the leader of an orc tribe and assumes leadership of the tribe, and then he goes back to the hell-gate and is like "Yo demons wanna go fuck up this town with me" and the demons are like "yes" and then they go fuck up a town with the orcs and the demons.
Then they ditch the orcs and the demons and go to another town where they try to buy a boat, but nobody wants to sell them a boat so the wizard uses the evil mcguffin twice and a giant tsunami appears and then a volcano appears and erupts.
Then they use the greater rod of wonder on a boat and it turns purple, and they all go into the boat and ride the tsunami over the volcano and into the great unknown.
They end up in a desert, and finally the bard who has pretty much not done anything the entire game attacks the fighter and the wizard, somehow they all manage to knock eachother out except the rogue who stayed out of it.
Rogue is then like "This mcguffin is too evil Abraham Lincoln was right" and steals it, and then he's like "these guys are also immense jackasses" so he decides to steal all their other stuff too, except for the greater rod of wonder because.
So then they all wake up naked a while later but oh no, the big bad evil lich is there and he's like "where the fuck is my mcguffin" and the wizard is goes "idfk" and uses the greater rod of wonder which summons a t-rex which eats the lich and then they all live happily ever after the end
this was a little longer than i planned[/QUOTE]
And how many illegal drugs were used as fuel for this again?
[QUOTE=elowin;43091629]it's kind of a long story
There was a four man party, a wizard, a fighter, a bard and a rogue, everyone started out more or less good.
First session they find a greater rod of wonder.
A little later the wizard steals the evil mcguffin from the big bad lich, after which they run from said lich what with being level 1 character at this point.
After some boring dramatic escape shenanigans they come to a city, but then Abraham Lincoln appears and is like "Dude that evil artifact is evil give it to me before you blow up everything" but the wizard is like "nope" and activates the artifact and then he blew up everything.
He wakes up a couple weeks later because it turns out the artifact kept him alive or some shit, and he somehow gets the rest of the party resurrected and they all leave the completely annihilated city, also none of them have any clothes or weapons or anything other than a couple of magic items at this point because it was all destroyed in the explosion, except for the rogue because he first joined like right afterwards.
then they go fight a beholder and it's army of gnolls naked
So then a little while later they use the greater rod of wonder and accidentally open a gate to hell, they run the hell away from it.
Then the fighter beats up the leader of an orc tribe and assumes leadership of the tribe, and then he goes back to the hell-gate and is like "Yo demons wanna go fuck up this town with me" and the demons are like "yes" and then they go fuck up a town with the orcs and the demons.
Then they ditch the orcs and the demons and go to another town where they try to buy a boat, but nobody wants to sell them a boat so the wizard uses the evil mcguffin twice and a giant tsunami appears and then a volcano appears and erupts.
Then they use the greater rod of wonder on a boat and it turns purple, and they all go into the boat and ride the tsunami over the volcano and into the great unknown.
They end up in a desert, and finally the bard who has pretty much not done anything the entire game attacks the fighter and the wizard, somehow they all manage to knock eachother out except the rogue who stayed out of it.
Rogue is then like "This mcguffin is too evil Abraham Lincoln was right" and steals it, and then he's like "these guys are also immense jackasses" so he decides to steal all their other stuff too, except for the greater rod of wonder because.
So then they all wake up naked a while later but oh no, the big bad evil lich is there and he's like "where the fuck is my mcguffin" and the wizard is goes "idfk" and uses the greater rod of wonder which summons a t-rex which eats the lich and then they all live happily ever after the end
this was a little longer than i planned[/QUOTE]
That's a kinda the gist of that adventure(THOUGH YOU LEFT OUT MANY HILARIOUS DETAILS AND THE ORDER OF THINGS HAPPENING IS WRONG) As I seems to remember this entire adventure almost perfectly.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43091942]And how many illegal drugs were used as fuel for this again?[/QUOTE]
The perfect amount.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=DrugUnit;43092274]That's a kinda the gist of that adventure(THOUGH YOU LEFT OUT MANY HILARIOUS DETAILS AND THE ORDER OF THINGS HAPPENING IS WRONG) As I seems to remember this entire adventure almost perfectly.[/QUOTE]
I will give you all the money in my Steam wallet ($1.06) if you tell us the whole story, as unabridged and detailed as possible, in the correct order.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
I can even throw in a key or two for games I already owned that I got from Humble Bundles.
[QUOTE=elowin;43091629]it's kind of a long story
There was a four man party, a wizard, a fighter, a bard and a rogue, everyone started out more or less good.
First session they find a greater rod of wonder.
A little later the wizard steals the evil mcguffin from the big bad lich, after which they run from said lich what with being level 1 character at this point.
After some boring dramatic escape shenanigans they come to a city, but then Abraham Lincoln appears and is like "Dude that evil artifact is evil give it to me before you blow up everything" but the wizard is like "nope" and activates the artifact and then he blew up everything.
He wakes up a couple weeks later because it turns out the artifact kept him alive or some shit, and he somehow gets the rest of the party resurrected and they all leave the completely annihilated city, also none of them have any clothes or weapons or anything other than a couple of magic items at this point because it was all destroyed in the explosion, except for the rogue because he first joined like right afterwards.
then they go fight a beholder and it's army of gnolls naked
So then a little while later they use the greater rod of wonder and accidentally open a gate to hell, they run the hell away from it.
Then the fighter beats up the leader of an orc tribe and assumes leadership of the tribe, and then he goes back to the hell-gate and is like "Yo demons wanna go fuck up this town with me" and the demons are like "yes" and then they go fuck up a town with the orcs and the demons.
Then they ditch the orcs and the demons and go to another town where they try to buy a boat, but nobody wants to sell them a boat so the wizard uses the evil mcguffin twice and a giant tsunami appears and then a volcano appears and erupts.
Then they use the greater rod of wonder on a boat and it turns purple, and they all go into the boat and ride the tsunami over the volcano and into the great unknown.
They end up in a desert, and finally the bard who has pretty much not done anything the entire game attacks the fighter and the wizard, somehow they all manage to knock eachother out except the rogue who stayed out of it.
Rogue is then like "This mcguffin is too evil Abraham Lincoln was right" and steals it, and then he's like "these guys are also immense jackasses" so he decides to steal all their other stuff too, except for the greater rod of wonder because.
So then they all wake up naked a while later but oh no, the big bad evil lich is there and he's like "where the fuck is my mcguffin" and the wizard is goes "idfk" and uses the greater rod of wonder which summons a t-rex which eats the lich and then they all live happily ever after the end
this was a little longer than i planned[/QUOTE]
What's a mcguffin?
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43092687]What's a mcguffin?[/QUOTE]
A thing that does stuff so the plot can advance.
[QUOTE=Rents;43092715]A thing that does stuff so the plot can advance.[/QUOTE]
What's it look like?
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