[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;43565587]Or an Eclipse Phase game where two players are cyberninjas, and one guy is a russian boxer, and the detective who's better at combat than all three of them, (probably combined).[/QUOTE]
Cyber[I]samurai[/I]
[B]Magical Burst: Session 6: Split[/B]
[URL]http://pastebin.com/MB2nnpMe[/URL]
Another old session of 9 seperate private chats all nice and orderly, now summarized for your convenience. There's gonna be a summary of our latest game of Mekton coming soon too. Shouldn't take long but all you need to know about it right now is that I am the greatest wingman ever.
[quote]Starting in the park, everyone's roasting marshmallows all hunky dory during school lunch break.
They notice class is about to start and bugger off. All except Satoya the tardcatgirl who doesn't go to school.
Class ends and the NPC trio of Tami, Suzu and Ko take the three players and NPC friend Ally who are at school to the coffee shop.
Tami, who works at the shop, brings out free cake! Everyone likes cake. Cake from a suspiciously frequently namedropped company. But nobody cares. Cake!
Eve spots some guys in suits walking deliberatly slow outside the coffee shop. Suspicious.
Satoya shows up after a text from Ally. Satoya drinks coffee. Satoya gets high off coffee. Eri takes Satoya out of the shop before she breaks it in a caffine high.
Eve talks to the strange blonde girl who talked to her before and gets more odd advice and warnings. Sarah starts to bleed out of nowhere (venting magical Overcharge).
Sarah carted to the hospital. Eri and Satoya part ways at the park. Eri comes back to the shop and helps Tami clean Sarah's blood. She gets a job there too.
Eve goes to the school to talk to the paranormal club about guys in suits. Satoya goes to chat with Princess the pink-haired bitch at the hospital.
Sarah discovers she can stop time and uses that to sneak out of the hospital. Sarah goes home.
Random stuff and chatter, then Eri gets a hit on her magical demon tracker that every magical girl has which leads her back into the coffee shop. She calls Satoya for backup.
Sarah gets a hit on her magical demon tracker. Two hits, actually. She takes the one that leads to the school over the one that leads to the coffee shop.
Eri and Satoya start fighting a demon that isn't hiding inside a nightmare labyrinth of its creation but actively attacking people. In the coffee shop. The place is wrecked by the end of it.
Eve and Sarah find a nightmare labyrinth inside the school. They wander through the maze that resembles the school populated by creepy red eye things for a while and split up. Sarah finds a book that gives not-so-subtle hints in rhyme about stuff. Sarah and Eve regroup in a gym and start tearing shit up once it starts popping out and revealing itself as the big bad demon. Sarah almost dies for a second time after getting bitch slapped by a giant hand for 10 or so damage.
They kill the demon. Sarah gives Eve the seed. They leave. Sarah finds and keeps one of the creepy little eye things as a pet, later named Gekko.
Meanwhile, Satoya and Eri kill the demon in the coffee shop. Satoya buggers off to vent her magical Fury overcharge, which results in widespread rioting. Then she helps the riots along by making magical constructs to tear shit up. Then she gets tranq'd and falls unconscious.
End session.[/quote]
[editline]18th January 2014[/editline]
[B]Mekton: Episode 9: Mechromantic[/B]
[URL]http://pastebin.com/wUQbYn63[/URL]
[quote]After our lovely Clockwork Kingdom escorts left us in the desert dust of the Mechromancer's lair, we chat some with the Mechromancer herself and decide she's less of an ass then those guys from the Kingdom and decide to help her swap her failing life support system.
We let the Mechromancer out of her pod. She's naked and albino. I begin scheming to help Bishop out as she falls into his arms out of her stasis pod thing. We make up a new name for her that she seems to like, since she doesn't remember her original name. She now goes by Arata Hawke.
She gets showered and I, Perseus, the greatest wingman on the planet, bring out two MREs from storage, for myself and Bishop. There's a method to the madness of not bringing out three, or one for our new friend, you see.
Bishop gets de-irradiated in a decontamination chamber, but is still slightly glowing, courtesy of a new bioluminescent mutation he's acquired.
Arata comes out and sees us eating out MREs. I cleverly ate all of mine quickly and wait for Bishop to make the not-so-difficult deduction that she's probably starving. I kick back and look cool as he realizes this and offers her the rest of his meal.
We chat a bit. I motion for Bishop to say something to Arata since she's clearly starved for both food and conversation. He doesn't. I take control of the situation and bring up the topic of the crazy brother of the lady Cedric banged (also courtesy of my A+ wingman help) who almost offed me but who I totally could have taken if he hadn't offed himself. I start by saying how tough and strong he was, but Arata is clearly familiar with him. And, realizing I wasn't dead, she asks if that means we managed to kill him.
Grinning a fierce internal grin, I say how I would have been dead if not for the help of my good friend, Bishop. Arata seems impressed that Bishop managed to off the guy, as she eagerly awaits the story. I motion for Bishop to tell it.
There's no way he could fuck this up. It's the perfect setup. I got him right there, an infinite amount of possibilities of situations and methods he could elaborate on that aren't true but which make him seem that much more awesome just sitting there, waiting for him to tell them. For the love of god, Bishop, don't tell her how your idiotic suggestion made him off himself! Make yourself the hero! She wants to hear it!
And he fumbles a bit, but manages to do it all the same, despite my belief that he was actually going to tell Arata the real way that it happened and make himself look like an idiot. Arata is clearly impressed with his heroism and tacklehugs him while wearing nothing but a towel.
Damn, I'm good.[/quote]
Slow thread today. Here's part 3 of my group's Pathfinder session from a few weeks ago. I've just been too lazy/busy to cut a third part. We mainly talk about The Hobbit.
[url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/76376868/braintrust%20pf_session1_3.mp3]Link[/url]
Exalted time tonight, gon b gud
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;43565587]Or an Eclipse Phase game where two players are cyberninjas, and one guy is a russian boxer, and the detective who's better at combat than all three of them, (probably combined).[/QUOTE]
thats funny because your dumbass detective was worthless and fucked us over multiple times while the rest of us actually got things done, but yeah keep pretending you're useful in tabletop, in all the games ive been in with you, you haven't once proven that
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;43586227]thats funny because your dumbass detective was worthless and fucked us over multiple times while the rest of us actually got things done, but yeah keep pretending you're useful in tabletop, in all the games ive been in with you, you haven't once proven that[/QUOTE]
ouch
[I]~drama~[/I]
Sure what I wanna see in this thread
[B]Magical Burst: Session 7: Let them Eat Cake[/B]
[url]http://pastebin.com/MfZRzCCD[/url]
[quote]After the previous night's activities of fighting demons and inciting riots, the party awakens to a relatively normal day.
Well, everyone except Satoya, once again playing the problem child.
School comes and goes for the party members Eve, Eri and Sarah, along with their NPC friends Ally, Ko and Suzu. Tami was held up in the hospital for observation after the demon attacked her. She conveniently doesn't remember the demon attack and thinks the damage to the coffee shop, herself, and her father were courtesy of the riots.
The NPC girls suggest getting cake for Tami once she gets out of the hospital. The party agrees. The party and NPC girls get cake.
Satoya, meanwhile, is being experimented on by shady, possibly government agents. While there she discovers that they have a special metal called Arcanium, which can react to magic.
The other party members and NPC girls go to the hospital room where Tami is and eat cake.
Satoya racks up 2 magical mutations worth of magical overcharge fighting simple stuff while under observation and with varying Arcanium bangle magic alterations.
The party and NPC girls, now with Tami, decide to go to an amusement park.
Satoya gets tranq'd again.
End session.[/quote]
Aaand that's enough collating and summarizing logs for me today.
Arcanium
wow
[QUOTE=cdr248;43587081]Arcanium
wow[/QUOTE]
yeah I know I'm genius where's my nobel piece prize for clever names
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;43587098]yeah I know I'm genius where's my nobel piece prize for clever names[/QUOTE]
Second behind Unobtainium from Avatar.
We may or may not have just made the most amazing combined performance in exalted ever
considering we have 3 characters with high perform we should totally become a band
also we may have turned half the city guard bi in the process
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;43586227]thats funny because your dumbass detective was worthless and fucked us over multiple times while the rest of us actually got things done, but yeah keep pretending you're useful in tabletop, in all the games ive been in with you, you haven't once proven that[/QUOTE]
Dude calm the fuck down man. I wasn't trying to start anything. I was mostly kidding, it was also that coupled with the fact that we hadn't really ever been in combat up to that point either.
Also, saying that I've never been useful in tabletop is a bit of an exaggeration, and also a fucking dick move.
so I'm statting up a complete crafting system for Fallout and I actually started looking up the ways to make substitute coffee and shit
and I've got the Anarchist's Cookbook laying around and am planning to include the explosives recipes from it
where's the line between realism and obsession and how long ago did I cross it
Exalted story time:
[quote]The session started with them going through the security checkpoint on the docks, with all of their weapons being checked and shit. Prince went ahead and talked with Jetstream, and they agreed to a duel in the agricultural district. Prince realized quick that he would die if he went with a full on fight, so he instead chose to lose. He lost an arm and an eye in the process, as Jetstream fucked both of them up in one attack.
Then they started trying to find Jetstream after he leaped away over one of the walls seperating the districts. After a few hours they went to the top of the Deheleshen Lighthouse and found Sam leaning against the railing. He congratulated them on finding him, then, mentioning that he had a real mission now, jumped off the lighthouse. Three of the people who were there looked over the edge and saw his well-toned ass quickly descending in to the crowds below.
They asked around and basically got that he left the city. Then they decided to try and rally the army they went to Lookshy for in the first place. They went to the Old City.
The guards outside the Lookshy Manse, where they learned the Chumyo's office was, were quite resilient to their social attacks. That is, until Wolf went full-on Kill La Kill and; well, here's the actual text:
[quote]Wolf slowly takes off his shirt, and bares his chest. It begins. A pink mist forms around him, his eyes romantically sparkle and shine. His nipples glow a lovely pink and become orbs of bright light. Beacons of attractiveness. He body is glistening in oils. He swipes his hair back and looks seductively at the guards. He holds a donut in one hand.
"We are here to achieve Justice! For the people of Lookshy! The citizens who demand that Righteousness is achieved! We are here to prevent Chaos and Destruction from enveloping your world! Thorns is moving in force, my well built and strapping young guards! The Mask comes to remove all you hope and love! But we will not let that happen! We shall help you! For we are...
NUDIST
BEACH!"[/quote]
And then Orchid and Cloud backed him up. There was a clang in the armor of every guard there, and they let them in.
The session ended with them meeting Chumyo Haroi Teresu.[/quote]
Video example of what Wolf did:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k3QySd3AjI[/media]
[editline]18th January 2014[/editline]
It sounds like a short session but really it's because about 25% of what happened was us arguing with Flicker's player about how he kept trying to do stupid shit and then bitching when we told him it wasn't necessary.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43588286]Second behind Unobtainium from Avatar.[/QUOTE]
I need to top both of these. How about boxing gloves made of Fistainium?
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;43588478]so I'm statting up a complete crafting system for Fallout and I actually started looking up the ways to make substitute coffee and shit
and I've got the Anarchist's Cookbook laying around and am planning to include the explosives recipes from it
where's the line between realism and obsession and how long ago did I cross it[/QUOTE]
Meanwhile I statted up snake-dog hybrids, and came up with dog power armor, and allowed dogs to use back-mounted laser miniguns and such. Deathclaws next.
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;43588542]I need to top both of these. How about boxing gloves made of Fistainium?[/QUOTE]
Codpieces made of fuckinium. It could go on. This could be a thing. This is a thing now. I'm tired of this thing.
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;43588542]I need to top both of these. How about boxing gloves made of Fistainium?[/QUOTE]
Brick was not born, but rather, he is a chiseled sculpture made of pure Fistainium come to life.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;43588641]Brick was not born, but rather, he is a chiseled sculpture made of pure Fistainium come to life.[/QUOTE]
Oh that reminds me, I found a way using some of the batshit insane physics that will be used later in Mekton (No spoilers on that, so I wont say what the fuck I have planned :v:), I accidentally made a proper origin story for Brick, and how he seemingly hops universes.
I've confirmed that Magical Burst will always result in lesbians.
Satoya had an impromptu forced makeout session with Sarah. Twice.
...granted the second time Sarah suplexed her but that's a different story.
Eve is in lesbian with Ally and it's starting to look like Eri might be in lesbian with Tami.
Doesn't matter that Satoya recently got married to a guy she'd known for a grand total of 5 minutes beforehand she's probably still a lesbian at heart or at least bi.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;43593051]I've confirmed that Magical Burst will always result in lesbians.
Satoya had an impromptu forced makeout session with Sarah. Twice.
...granted the second time Sarah suplexed her but that's a different story.
Eve is in lesbian with Ally and it's starting to look like Eri might be in lesbian with Tami.
Doesn't matter that Satoya recently got married to a guy she'd known for a grand total of 5 minutes beforehand she's probably still a lesbian at heart or at least bi.[/QUOTE]
Suddenly this is the greatest game of all time, Macho Women With Guns now falls to second place.
This thread is too damn high-fantasy and heroic, who wants to hear how my Dark heresy cell drugged a BBEG after an accidental mindwipe and drowned her in her own bathtub?
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;43593051]I've confirmed that Magical Burst will always result in lesbians.
Satoya had an impromptu forced makeout session with Sarah. Twice.
...granted the second time Sarah suplexed her but that's a different story.
Eve is in lesbian with Ally and it's starting to look like Eri might be in lesbian with Tami.
Doesn't matter that Satoya recently got married to a guy she'd known for a grand total of 5 minutes beforehand she's probably still a lesbian at heart or at least bi.[/QUOTE]
This is what happens when teenagers play as girls. I've had 1 girl character and she became a lesbian.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43593064]Suddenly this is the greatest game of all time, Macho Women With Guns now falls to second place.[/QUOTE]
I invited you to join us when I was originally recruiting players but you said nooo so you have nobody to blame but yourself for not getting in on this magical lesbian action
everybody wants to get in on magical lesbian action
oh for fucks sake I knew that'd happen
this is why you don't let horny teenage weeaboos play rpgs together without at least one sane person keeping them in check
[QUOTE=cyclocius;43593156]This thread is too damn high-fantasy and heroic, who wants to hear how my Dark heresy cell drugged a BBEG after an accidental mindwipe and drowned her in her own bathtub?[/QUOTE]
The players investigation into a Deamons rebirth and an attached cult had led them to the Hab Unit Daesodum. They had a key to an apartment somewhere in this building, a key they'd dredged from the corpse of a Nurgle Cultist who drowned in a Sewer. He had a letter that warned his cult of agents of the Inquisition, and notes on a ritual to summon a Deamon. This Witch was going to die.
30 floors and 727 doors later, they found a room that the key matched. It was a nice apartment, open plan with a fairly attractive occupant. She demanded to know what the Cell were doing here and made to move towards the intercom to alert security. The group Psyker, Thadius, pulls out a whip and (rolling a 04), whips the console off the wall in a flash of sparks and plastic. The Untouchable and the Arbites detective moved in as well. Repeated questioning of ownership of the key they had showed her to be lying. She wasn't surprised to hear the owner of the key had turned up dead in a sewer, she knew what was going on.
She reached out with her mind, attempting to blow the minds of everyone in the room and flee in the confusion. I pour enough psy rating in to push through the Untouchables anti-psychic field. This also proves enough of a double edged sword for me to impale myself on. She blacks out and comes to, screaming horribly at the three scarred and armed individuals in her apartment. Who had her in a net.
She knew nothing, she didn't know what day it was, what year it was, what planet they were on or what her name was. But she was involved, a Psyker of great power. Killing her could martyr her, it could shout “Inquisition, hide!” or it could put a price on the Cells head beyond all measure. So they safely removed her, they forced her to swallow a whole bottle of sleeping pills and held her in the bathtub for half an hour, until her pulse had stopped and her brain was most assuredly dead.
GG GM.
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;43593339]oh for fucks sake I knew that'd happen
this is why you don't let horny teenage weeaboos play rpgs together without at least one sane person keeping them in check[/QUOTE]
you dont need a sane person you just need someone who will murder them if they're being weaboo twats
[QUOTE=elowin;43593410]you dont need a sane person you just need someone who will murder them if they're being weaboo twats[/QUOTE]
Same thing.
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