As if the volcano wasn't bad enough. Poor Pompeii.
For the full effect, listen to this while looking at the picture:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90Cw4l-8NY[/media]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/unce%20unce%20unce%20unce.png[/img]
This blog is amusing.
[QUOTE=Rents;43821984][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/unce%20unce%20unce%20unce.png[/img]
This blog is amusing.[/QUOTE]
Did he use a giant diamond as a disco ball, though? :v:
[QUOTE=Rents;43821984][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/unce%20unce%20unce%20unce.png[/img]
This blog is amusing.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, that place is gold.
[img]http://puu.sh/6NafV.png[/img]
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Oh, and another one for stories that need more context.
[url]http://tales-from-the-tabletop.tumblr.com/[/url]
After looking at some mutants and mastermind stories I'm kind of interested in playing it now. Anyone got a game?
[QUOTE=darkrei9n;43822759]After looking at some mutants and mastermind stories I'm kind of interested in playing it now. Anyone got a game?[/QUOTE]
Elowin's [I]supposed[/I] to run one at some point.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43822845]Elowin's [I]supposed[/I] to run one at some point.[/QUOTE]
He's busy being a ninjorr right now. We're probably all going to die though, so he may have some time opening up!
[QUOTE=Chronische;43822860]He's busy being a ninjorr right now. We're probably all going to die though, so he may have some time opening up![/QUOTE]
It is true that being as awesome as I am is very exhausting, but I am still capable of playing more than one game a week you know.
how do i evil
I thought you were already in several other games already.
[editline]7th February 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43823204]how do i evil[/QUOTE]
Depends on what kind. General evil would just be disregard of the lives of people you don't care about.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43822845]Elowin's [I]supposed[/I] to run one at some point.[/QUOTE]
Yea i made a character for that and i was wondering if it had mysteriously vanished as many past facepunch related games and endeavors have.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43823204]how do i evil[/QUOTE]
i have the perfect idea of how you could be evil
consider all males beneath humans, slaves at best
so basically what you normally do
[editline]7th February 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fremontsmith;43823280]Yea i made a character for that and i was wondering if it had mysteriously vanished as many past facepunch related games and endeavors have.[/QUOTE]
one of the other players somehow still hasn't finished his character afaik
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43823204]how do i evil[/QUOTE]
Apply tumblr logic to the real world.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43823204]how do i evil[/QUOTE]
Be selfish and try to only do actions that will benefit yourself, don't go on some randomly railroaded quest for the good of the land unless it can benefit you in some way beyond what simply getting rid of it will do.
There are of course several facets of being 'evil', you could also just murder any npc that looks at you funny. Drop dead bodies down wells at night, poison cattle, and generally try to make people afraid
There was recently a post over on [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1x7hya/so_my_dm_is_telling_me_to_be_chaotic_evil/]reddit[/url] recently.
[QUOTE=elowin;43823288]i have the perfect idea of how you could be evil
consider all males beneath humans, slaves at best
so basically what you normally do[/QUOTE]
I asked for evil.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43823821]I asked for evil.[/QUOTE]
Careful, don't cut yourself on that edge :v:
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43823821]I asked for evil.[/QUOTE]
Do the same for females? :v:
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43824357]Do the same for females? :v:[/QUOTE]
Woah, woah, woah. Settle down there, Satan.
Pathfinder tonight. I've learned that my players are like a bunch of magpies. Last session while investigating a local forest because of fey attacks, a little metal brownie that had Adamantine skin was hopping around to lead them to the local Satyr King.
As he pranced past our fighter he provoked an Attack of Opportunity that ended with them skinning him and putting his dripping pelt into a bag of holding. RIP Glitterbelly the Brownie
[editline]7th February 2014[/editline]
[quote]Knee-high to a human, this large-headed creature has an almost manically friendly look on its expressive face.[/quote]
Not anymore he doesn't
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;43825340]Pathfinder tonight. I've learned that my players are like a bunch of magpies. Last session while investigating a local forest because of fey attacks, a little metal brownie that had Adamantine skin was hopping around to lead them to the local Satyr King.
As he pranced past our fighter he provoked an Attack of Opportunity that ended with them skinning him and putting his dripping pelt into a bag of holding. RIP Glitterbelly the Brownie
[editline]7th February 2014[/editline]
Not anymore he doesn't[/QUOTE]
And then when we met the satyr king and decided not to start a fight, you ended the conversation with him telling his guards to kill us.
How do you expect us to not go murderhobo when trying to be friendly leads to us having to go murderhobo anyways?
[QUOTE=Rats808;43825776]And then when we met the satyr king and decided not to start a fight, you ended the conversation with him telling his guards to kill us.
How do you expect us to not go murderhobo when trying to be friendly leads to us having to go murderhobo anyways?[/QUOTE]
One chaotic neutral fey ordering his guards to fight you on a whim doesn't equate to diplomacy being useless
Seriously, why the fuck can't my players actually play the damn game?
Session yesterday? Canceled because one player had to go do tax stuff. Rescheduled to today - also bailed. Week before, both remaining players had to skip (the third has had to take an extended leave - I've written him out of the story in such a way as to be able to easily bring him back once he can play again). And someone had to bail the week before that. And the week before that.
It's supposed to be a weekly game - every Thursday, after work. I haven't run a session in three weeks because of the constant bailing. We all work in the same damn room - should be easy. And the two remaining players now live together and carpool to work, so there should be even less of an excuse.
Normally it's at least a good excuse, but today it was literally "I don't feel like playing Pathfinder". I've gotten a "solemn vow" that we'll finally get to it on Monday, but I have my doubts.
Between this game being near-dead, and my other game wrapping up, it seems I may have time to try an online game. I'm going to try to finish my own RPG ruleset - I've got an idea for how to make no20 work, and it might be very interesting to play that.
we're in the same situation with our metro game. shit keeps turning up.
the joys of getting feared on the second round of a fight and then getting to spend an hour sitting in the corner doing nothing
I think I now understand why so many frikkin classes have good will saves
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;43825340]Pathfinder tonight. I've learned that my players are like a bunch of magpies. Last session while investigating a local forest because of fey attacks, a little metal brownie that had Adamantine skin was hopping around to lead them to the local Satyr King.
As he pranced past our fighter he provoked an Attack of Opportunity that ended with them skinning him and putting his dripping pelt into a bag of holding. RIP Glitterbelly the Brownie
[editline]7th February 2014[/editline]
Not anymore he doesn't[/QUOTE]
I also started a Pathfinder game this week. One of my players has decided that his character has a disposition for schizophrenic episodes randomly during the session. I've told him that I'm taking over choosing when it happens to avoid breaking the game flow, but we'll see how that works out.
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;43828168]the joys of getting feared on the second round of a fight and then getting to spend an hour sitting in the corner doing nothing
I think I now understand why so many frikkin classes have good will saves[/QUOTE]
Then returning and one-shotting everything in the nearby area.
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;43828168]the joys of getting feared on the second round of a fight and then getting to spend an hour sitting in the corner doing nothing
I think I now understand why so many frikkin classes have good will saves[/QUOTE]
that does suck
still nothing like getting crippled to the point of being incapable of doing anything for 3 sessions
[QUOTE=elowin;43829106]that does suck
still nothing like getting crippled to the point of being incapable of doing anything for 3 sessions[/QUOTE]
I'm still sorry about this :(
The party's traded a goofy Drowish Bard for a fat, drunken Knight that got ditched by his peers.
There is no escape from the useless NPCs in my Pathfinder game
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