What, his alter ego has to go to medical school too?
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44298811]So yeah I'm playing vtm
help me think of the edgiest character ever[/QUOTE]
Everything they wear is leather and 90% of the words they say are either fuck, shit, piss, or ass.
Congratulations, you have made your very own edgemeister. Twelve year olds everywhere would be proud. :v:
[QUOTE=Rats808;44300140]Everything they wear is leather and 90% of the words they say are either fuck, shit, piss, or ass.
Congratulations, you have made your very own edgemeister. Twelve year olds everywhere would be proud. :v:[/QUOTE]
now go play a malkavian instead like a cool person
toreador best clan
all other clans are dead ug-mos
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;44300460][B]toreador [/B]best clan
all other clans are dead ug-mos[/QUOTE]
classic disco
what if I was a little girl
who was also a necromancer because she wanted to be friends with skeletons
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44301438]what if I was a little girl
who was also a necromancer because she wanted to be friends with skeletons[/QUOTE]
Better get used to the idea that your mother, father, brother, and sister can all fit into a two seater car.
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44301438]what if I was a little girl
who was also a necromancer because she wanted to be friends with skeletons[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of this:
[img]http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-DChHQDk/0/1050x10000/i-DChHQDk-1050x10000.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44301438]what if I was a little girl
who was also a necromancer because she wanted to be friends with skeletons[/QUOTE]
Skeletons are pretty rad
Skeleton bro girl it is then
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44303455]Skeleton bro girl it is then[/QUOTE]
Might want to look into the Giovanni then, or as I call them, the Giovann-icky.
Sounds like it could also work for a Tzimisce, or a Nosferatu.
Honestly it depends on what the rest of the character is.
my regular D&D group from work has all pitched in and we got the rulebook/dice/etc. necessary for playing Edge of the Empire, and I am excited as all hell. I am normally the DM for our D&D campaign, but one of the other guys is GMing for EotE. we've got a wookie pilot, I'm playing a class-IV droid that once belonged to the Imperial Governor of Kashyyk (so that I can translate for our wookie) who's crazy good at brawling and coercion, and we've got a human scoundrel that's an ace with a blaster pistol.
our plan is that once we're all united and good buds, we're going to basically start the Space Taliban. we'll start out smuggling drugs and whatnot, eventually gaining the reputation and money to own our own drug empire. we're going to capture imperial senators/governors/VIP's and send grainy holograms of ourselves making ransom demands and beheading these hostages. personally, though, my biggest worry is that we're going to become too big of a nuisance for the Black Sun, and they will be our most dangerous foes.
[QUOTE=Erector Beast;44304252]my regular D&D group from work has all pitched in and we got the rulebook/dice/etc. necessary for playing Edge of the Empire, and I am excited as all hell. I am normally the DM for our D&D campaign, but one of the other guys is GMing for EotE. we've got a wookie pilot, I'm playing a class-IV droid that once belonged to the Imperial Governor of Kashyyk (so that I can translate for our wookie) who's crazy good at brawling and coercion, and we've got a human scoundrel that's an ace with a blaster pistol.
our plan is that once we're all united and good buds, we're going to basically start the Space Taliban. we'll start out smuggling drugs and whatnot, eventually gaining the reputation and money to own our own drug empire. we're going to capture imperial senators/governors/VIP's and send grainy holograms of ourselves making ransom demands and beheading these hostages. personally, though, my biggest worry is that we're going to become to big of a nuisance for the Black Sun, and will be our most dangerous foes.[/QUOTE]
That's... not why or how the taliban does what it does, but I fucking love Edge so that sounds rad.
i am also a robot in eote
but i'm a pimped out protocol droid with guns that pop out of my arms
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;44305441]That's... not why or how the taliban does what it does, but I fucking love Edge so that sounds rad.[/QUOTE]
i understand both how and why the Taliban does what it does, but we don't have an equivalent cause such as Space Islam for us to try to push on the galaxy, so our religion will be galactic credits, and we will gain as much of them as we can. instead of manufacturing opium to fund our operations, it will be some form of spice, but our methods will be very similar to that of the actual Taliban.
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[QUOTE=LordCrypto;44305752]i am also a robot in eote
but i'm a pimped out protocol droid with guns that pop out of my arms[/QUOTE]
i'm really excited to play my droid. he was customized for use by the Imperial Governor of Kashyyk, and so in addition to speaking Shyriiwook, he has a starting brawn of 4 and a high brawl to be able to go toe-to-toe with Wookie slaves. he also has brass knuckles directly integrated into his fists. his class is a bounty hunter - gadgeteer, and he's been drifting for a while after escaping Kashyyk with his wookie pilot buddy, and he's got decent streetwise and excellent coercion (read: torture).
[QUOTE=Erector Beast;44305971]i understand both how and why the Taliban does what it does, but we don't have an equivalent cause such as Space Islam for us to try to push on the galaxy, so our religion will be galactic credits, and we will gain as much of them as we can. instead of manufacturing opium to fund our operations, it will be some form of spice, but our methods will be very similar to that of the actual Taliban.[/QUOTE]
There are numerous religions and cults in the setting, you could TOTALLY pull a straight up space taliban.
Also Gadgeteers are OP for combat purposes, better than a lot of the other combat focused classes due to free soak and upgrades on gear for fairly minimal XP investment.
[QUOTE=Chronische;44306885]There are numerous religions and cults in the setting, you could TOTALLY pull a straight up space taliban.
Also Gadgeteers are OP for combat purposes, better than a lot of the other combat focused classes due to free soak and upgrades on gear for fairly minimal XP investment.[/QUOTE]
Hell, you could be a Sith taliban, if you wanted to.
Or a Jedi taliban. Sith and Jedi at the end of the day are just religion.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;44311768]Hell, you could be a Sith taliban, if you wanted to.
Or a Jedi taliban. Sith and Jedi at the end of the day are just religion.[/QUOTE]
Also the Yuuzhan Vong are basically Space Taliban with a creepy S&M fetish and force immunity. Have to go deep into the EU for that, though.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;44311829]Also the Yuuzhan Vong are basically Space Taliban with a creepy S&M fetish and force immunity. Have to go deep into the EU for that, though.[/QUOTE]
The yuuzhan vong isn't true to the Star Wars feel. It's 40k lite.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;44311987]The yuuzhan vong isn't true to the Star Wars feel. It's 40k lite.[/QUOTE]
Still better than the prequels.
who wants to play paranoia? if you're unfamiliar with the system, look it up. it's extremely fun. newcomers to the system are welcome (and preferred). we would probably play on the weekends at a time everyone can agree on, near the EST time zone. the game will be very silly and laid back, and we will play via voice. don't expect a long campaign, your characters will likely die every few sessions. if you can't play over voice, then you won't get in, sorry. paranoia is more about having fun than roleplaying, and i feel typing would slow everything down. PM me if you're interested.
i would do it in an instant if i wasnt in 4 games atm
help me
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;44313126]i would do it in an instant if i wasnt in 4 games atm
help me[/QUOTE]
Oh god, you're right. I'm now part of three games. Help guys, I'm drowning myself in tabletop games.
So, so far for the mystery RPG, the party is as follows.
Janitor Knight, Heavy Metal Bard, Dumbass Mad Scientist, Boomerang Ninja, and Math Wizard (Disco is still working on her character.)
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;44313278]So, so far for the mystery RPG, the party is as follows.
Janitor Knight, Heavy Metal Bard, Dumbass Mad Scientist, Boomerang Ninja, and Math Wizard (Disco is still working on her character.)[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna be in a game with Disco? Oh happy day!
that'd be Janitor DARK Knight tyvm
[QUOTE=gman003-main;44312096]Still better than the prequels.[/QUOTE]
i dont know about that even
they're both pretty fucking stupid
[QUOTE=elowin;44313953]i dont know about that even
they're both pretty fucking stupid[/QUOTE]
NJO had some decent stories inside it. A lot of typical EU garbage, but some clever ideas and some good books were in there nonetheless. Yeah, it got too grimdark, but the EU needed a kick, some new enemies, because they'd basically solved every problem in the galaxy by that point.
The prequels barely had anything I'd keep if I got to reboot Star Wars (yes, I have thought about this - the only thing that would escape completely unscathed is ESB). It got things wrong both at the high level (no epic character arcs, no good characterization, overuse of CGI over story) and the low (Gungans, trade disputes, copy-pasting characters in for fanservice).
So, today was our second Star Wars Saga session.
It was probably one of the most unfavorable things I have ever played in.
I am a Jedi martial artist and I am trying to become a very effective one too (lots of defense bonuses despite no armor, can attack two enemies at the same time without any penalties, etc). Me, an Ithorian Noble (our boss/diplomat/healing bus), his medical droid, a Trandosian Soldier (Lizard-man, boss with a rifle [i]most of the time[/i]) and a Torguta Pilot (clever guy, real nice) were working for this one small group of caravan people on Dantooine. We are level 2 at the moment and there was this really pissed off thug that we kicked the shit out of, appeared while in the middle of our travel with 9 other thugs to kill us.
Good God were we unlucky, seriously, where do I begin? Our Soldier kept missing [B]4 times in a row[/B], with a really shitty initiation while every other thug had the highest possible, our Torguta Pilot couldn't get a decent shot at this one dick-head that crit [b]3 times in a row[/b] against me, almost killing me instantly (and he critted again on his fifth turn) and I was being attacked by almost everyone, thankfully I played smart and had like +15 defense against ranged attacks and +10 against all others. Though that still didn't stop him critting me all the time, I had to spend my destiny point just to negate one of his attacks and keep the melee thugs from swarming others.
Most of the battle, we were only able to take down 2 thugs while everyone kept missing... But then, something happened.
[b][i]One way or another, every thug crit-failed or couldn't hit anyone at all.[/i][/b] This actually benefited us far more than usual, because our Trandosian has a feat that whenever someone crit-fails, he gets an instant standard action to use, letting him kill a majority of his foes.
I was livid most of the time, when the boss of the thugs finally died I said in the most menacing voice I ever possibly could "Flavor text his death, I want to hear his screams".
I even wrote "I LOVE COCKS PLEASE FEED ME DICKS" and "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT RAPE ME AND USE ME AS A CUMDUMPSTER" in bold red text above the guy who kept critting.
But yes, eventually they all started to crit-fail (including the 3-crit in a row hotshot) and we won the battle through sheer luck. I swear to God, if it wasn't for this one little talent of mine which gave me defense against ranged attacks, [b][i]we'd all die on our second session[/i][/b].
At least we got payed 800 credits each.
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