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Rearadmiral, consider me a interested person if you ever need someone to play in your surreal, Hideo Kojima games.

Even though I don't like Kojima, count me in for a RearAdmiral game.

Child slaves? Where do I sign up? I was the campaign advisor for Kony in the 2012 elections, I can play an administrative role with great ease.

[QUOTE=draugur;45709616]Child slaves? Where do I sign up? I was the campaign advisor for Kony in the 2012 elections, I can play an administrative role with great ease.[/QUOTE] We didn't accept on account of questionable asset turnover also because he was selling nukes that we sold to him to a libertarian who was trying to crash the world economy with golden pennies, so we had to kill him since they accidentally smelted our merchandise and blew their base up in the process

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;45705998]Every time without fail [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/CVvdhL.jpg[/t] I don't know it seems that I wind up planning the most in depth and cerebral stories but then it always ends with me getting my player characters tearing up New York while drunk, fighting a Space Nazi Mercenary Group called the Death Kampf or fist fighting NTOMBO, WARLORD OF EDUCATION while on a rocket train (that is fleeing a nuclear explosion). [editline]16th August 2014[/editline] RIP Ntombo, he wanted to hire the Party to run one of his acid mines staffed by child slaves[/QUOTE] Honestly that seems to be the case with most of the games people from FP run. Or, at least, our little group. EG Chthonian Stars, I planned on it being somewhat serious investigation and shit. One of my players runs around with a chainsaw and keeps trying to hogtie enemies, and another seems to be trying to play his character as some manner of insane.

[QUOTE=Rats808;45709680]Honestly that seems to be the case with most of the games people from FP run. Or, at least, our little group. EG Chthonian Stars, I planned on it being somewhat serious investigation and shit. One of my players runs around with a chainsaw and keeps trying to hogtie enemies, and another seems to be trying to play his character as some manner of insane.[/QUOTE] and let it be noted that I somehow ended up as the only actually insane member of the party despite being the closest thing we had to a straight man

There's nothing quite like running a session where a team of superheroes save Pope Jean Claude Van Damme from an assassination plot spearheaded by Nosferatu and a coven of witches disguised as nuns.

not quite as satisfying as going full neo in shadowrun on fragmentation from a grenade and taking no damage with two sets of 6 successes (as i missile parried and then my coat absorbed the remnants) we rule of cooled missile parry since i'm basically neo

We're playing Numenera at the moment, and I'm trying to be somewhat grounded [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/uT3pwp.png[/t]

Yo, I wanna get into a DD type game again, it's been a while. [editline]16th August 2014[/editline] To be fair though, I am a newbie.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45711047]Yo, I wanna get into a DD type game again, it's been a while. [editline]16th August 2014[/editline] To be fair though, I am a newbie.[/QUOTE] This time, try not to flake out on the group 2 sessions in and don't tell anyone about it so we're all left waiting for you for three hours. That would be a start.

[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;45711521]This time, try not to flake out on the group 2 sessions in and don't tell anyone about it so we're all left waiting for you for three hours. That would be a start.[/QUOTE] I did that? [editline]16th August 2014[/editline] If I did then I'm sorry, I feel like a dick :C

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45712976]I did that? [editline]16th August 2014[/editline] If I did then I'm sorry, I feel like a dick :C[/QUOTE] It's cool, you had only played like 2 sessions, so you probably didn't know the etiquette. But for everyone, if not going to show up, you should tell the group, because otherwise that happens.

I'm looking for a game, is anyone accepting new players? I'm up for anything. [sp]Anything except 4th edition D&D. I hate that shit with a passion.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;45713882]It's cool, you had only played like 2 sessions, so you probably didn't know the etiquette. But for everyone, if not going to show up, you should tell the group, because otherwise that happens.[/QUOTE] And try to tell people in advance, being down two players makes most games a no-go so it's better to know ahead of time. That and everyone hates the guy who sends a text/IM half an hour before the game starts when they knew they couldn't make it for a few days before.[QUOTE=lintz;45710497]not quite as satisfying as going full neo in shadowrun on fragmentation from a grenade and taking no damage with two sets of 6 successes (as i missile parried and then my coat absorbed the remnants) we rule of cooled missile parry since i'm basically neo[/QUOTE] In the SR game I'm in I got through an entire fire fight without a scratch (thanks for drawing attention Funk), and then got shot by a guard running the security cameras with a pistol and fucked up both the defence and armour rolls and took 6P :v:

Has anyone else been watching Adam Koebel's run of Stars without Numbers? it's fantastic. Really makes me wanna try RP sometime.

[QUOTE=kenji;45717920]Has anyone else been watching Adam Koebel's run of Stars without Numbers? it's fantastic. Really makes me wanna try RP sometime.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, it's free! [url]http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/86467/Stars-Without-Number-Free-Edition[/url]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Cofz739.png[/img] pictured: everybody running away into the escape pod I couldn't reach in my turn leaving me to play duck hunt alone with two jedi

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;45719386][img]http://i.imgur.com/Cofz739.png[/img] pictured: everybody running away into the escape pod I couldn't reach in my turn leaving me to play duck hunt alone with two jedi[/QUOTE] That's kind of a dick move. I don't know the exact circumstances so I shouldn't judge, but dang. My characters have always lived by a "Nobody gets left behind, no matter what" philosophy. I've been in situations here the other player was telling me to just leave him behind and to go, but I refused and went back for him.

it's okay I killed both of them don't fuck with a jawa

[url=http://i.imgur.com/SIEUnfD.jpg]Yesterday's PTU was rather eventful.[/url] Highlights include: [I][B]FIGHT PIT.[/B][/I] With pancakes. Getting sent to deal with some drugged-out hippies causing trouble around town. Naturally, the two party members who go to take care of it proceed to accept said hippies' offer of unmarked drugs and wound up beating an old man while tripping out on pcp. While riding a Rapidash- jumping through a second-story window from the ground, realizing I was in the wrong room, jumping back out, then horse-kicking through a boarded up window. A heavy metal Aggron using heavy slam on a Floette and almost flat-out killing the poor thing. The perfect storm of romance novel cover material while riding my Rapidash (a unicorn with a blazing pink mane) shirtless along the beach, practically sparkling in the moonlight. Tequila, obnoxious lesbian, and ghosts that demanded tea and dessert and might have kidnapped some little girls.

Me and my two friends are gonna play a game of D&D soon. Me and one of them haven't played D&D before so we're really looking forward to it, I'm designing my character now.

In my current campaign. My party just delivered a holy artifact into the hands of Asmodeus by accident. In turn causing the split between planes to open and allowing demons free access to the Outer Planes. RIP Gods

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;45720388]it's okay I killed both of them don't fuck with a jawa[/QUOTE] There is a pen and paper Star Wars RP? [B]Oh my.[/B]

There are... a lot of Star Wars tabletop RPGs.

[QUOTE=Oliolio;45720817]There are... a lot of Star Wars tabletop RPGs.[/QUOTE] Some are MUCH better than others, though I suppose it depends on your preferences.

[QUOTE=Oliolio;45720817]There are... a lot of Star Wars tabletop RPGs.[/QUOTE] You have to understand, before Stars without numbers and Dungeon World the only other RPG i knew of was D&D. Like it's only something i've recently got into watching and looking at. Speaking of which i'm kinda considering buying 5th Ed? Player book, s'got some pretty artwork.

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;45720388]it's okay I killed both of them don't fuck with a jawa[/QUOTE] also one of the dead ones is in the pod with me, minus most of his torso what should I do with him

Start a puppet show with his corpse

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;45720873]also one of the dead ones is in the pod with me, minus most of his torso what should I do with him[/QUOTE] Sell the delicious Jedi brains to some wierd alien guy in a back alley.