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[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;45958100]Ninjas[/QUOTE] what did I do

I'm all kinds of excited about this pathfinder character now and I don't even know if we're playing for sure. He's got a jackal mask and everything. Shit's gonna be rad.

[QUOTE=The Ninjas;45958180]what did I do[/QUOTE] Ninjas can't catch you if you're an admin.

[QUOTE=slayer20;45958230]Ninjas can't catch you if you're an admin.[/QUOTE] What if they're [i]ADMIN NINJAS[/i]

[QUOTE=elowin;45958313]What if they're [i]ADMIN NINJAS[/i][/QUOTE] Surely you're not suggesting that the ninjas are an admin in disguise?

[QUOTE=slayer20;45958323]Surely you're not suggesting that the ninjas are an admin in disguise?[/QUOTE] All ninjas are admins in disguise.

[QUOTE=gufu;45958120]You, wait what?![/QUOTE] Well Daijitsu or whatever it was before is a pretty masculine handle, also her avatar was a fox for a time and it looked like a boy fox to me so Having said that of all the people with girl avatars probably not one of them are girls

D&D General... More like D&D Gender-al! (But for real peoples RL gender doesnt matter)

my character's gender is omnisexual wolfkin with a hint of plankton please invite me to your groups [sp]but seriously still looking for a D&D/pathfinder group[/sp]

[QUOTE=usaokay;45958757]So I joined a gaming club in college and one of the fun activities is to play D&D. Since I have never played D&D before, I need to take quick crash course before being comfortable in the game, but since I know you guys are busy, I'll just ask you this one simple question: Is it possible to make a rogue bear inspired by that 4Chan story?[/QUOTE] If the game master says yes, then yes. If the game master says no, then you make a character even more stupid and outrageous until they have had enough of your shenanigans.

[QUOTE=usaokay;45958916]I already have a list prepared.[/QUOTE] This guy is going to go far.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;45958935]This guy is going to go far.[/QUOTE] I dont even need a list. I AM the list

[QUOTE=usaokay;45958916]I already have a list prepared.[/QUOTE] Please share it with us.

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;45958459]Well Daijitsu or whatever it was before is a pretty masculine handle, also her avatar was a fox for a time and it looked like a boy fox to me so Having said that of all the people with girl avatars probably not one of them are girls[/QUOTE] I'm a guy where'd you mix this up if you want other clarifications, TH89 wasn't black, Pascall is a girl, Craptasket is the dog from the end of resident evil 2

[QUOTE=dai;45960831]I'm a guy where'd you mix this up if you want other clarifications, TH89 wasn't black, Pascall is a girl, [B]Craptasket is the dog from the end of resident evil 2[/B][/QUOTE] I knew it.

[QUOTE=dai;45960831]I'm a guy where'd you mix this up if you want other clarifications, TH89 wasn't black, Pascall is a girl, Craptasket is the dog from the end of resident evil 2[/QUOTE] Oh really Well in that case I was correct all this time but was recently misled I knew all those ones too Found it, you posted [url=http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/daijitsu/101_0016.jpg]this picture[/url] and the post gave me to understand that you were on the right, but I suppose what you meant was you designed that costume. Also a friend of mine who visits CC sometimes told me you were a girl, that served to misinform me a bit

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;45958100]I thought that dai was a boy all this time until the other day Ninjas[/QUOTE] wait what dai what are you a fish [editline]12th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=DiscoInferno;45958832]If the game master says yes, then yes. If the game master says no, then you make a character even more stupid and outrageous until they have had enough of your shenanigans.[/QUOTE] the best thing about all the DM's around where I live is that they're all close friends, so I literally walk in with the intention to make things as fucked up as humanly possible and always get away with it. the last call of cthulhu campaign I had ended up having the final boss fight in an old folks home and ended up dying to a massive raid of alzheimer's patients [editline]12th September 2014[/editline] whatever you do, don't ask me how it got there

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;45961054]Oh really Well in that case I was correct all this time but was recently misled I knew all those ones too Found it, you posted [url=http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/daijitsu/101_0016.jpg]this picture[/url] and the post gave me to understand that you were on the right, but I suppose what you meant was you designed that costume. Also a friend of mine who visits CC sometimes told me you were a girl, that served to misinform me a bit[/QUOTE] ah, that was [url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=141255][i]kitte[/i]jitsu[/url] in the pictures, I did the costume. [sp]christ looking back at circa 2008 posts is embarrassing[/sp] I've got larger scale costume projects on the backburner these days (christ that was 6 years ago) but for now I'm focusing on making the dnd figures for my group with spare time. Speaking of which, seems most of mine/dalndox's group is mostly awol across this weekend and we might have to skip out on the session, hrmph

[QUOTE=dai;45961188]ah, that was [url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=141255][i]kitte[/i]jitsu[/url] in the pictures, I did the costume. [sp]christ looking back at circa 2008 posts is embarrassing[/sp] I've got larger scale costume projects on the backburner these days (christ that was 6 years ago) but for now I'm focusing on making the dnd figures for my group with spare time. Speaking of which, seems most of mine/dalndox's group is mostly awol across this weekend and we might have to skip out on the session, hrmph[/QUOTE] permaban them all

[QUOTE=dai;45961188]ah, that was [url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=141255][i]kitte[/i]jitsu[/url] in the pictures, I did the costume. [sp]christ looking back at circa 2008 posts is embarrassing[/sp] I've got larger scale costume projects on the backburner these days (christ that was 6 years ago) but for now I'm focusing on making the dnd figures for my group with spare time. Speaking of which, seems most of mine/dalndox's group is mostly awol across this weekend and we might have to skip out on the session, hrmph[/QUOTE] If I wasn't unsure about my weekend work schedule it'd be more likely, but I still don't know. Also, feel free to post logs of our campaign in here. I'm sure there will be hilarity to spare, especially involving cross-table banter. :v: Also, you're thinking of the dog from Silent Hill 2, not Resident Evil.

[QUOTE=Dalndox;45961701]Also, you're thinking of the dog from Silent Hill 2, not Resident Evil.[/QUOTE] [i]you heard me[/i] as last week was day one, we know there isn't much to note yet. But, this is why I'm taking notes Night One TL;DR > even for a fighter's disadvantaged standards, she rolled impressively awful stealth checks > rogue broke his only lockpick on a rusted-over lock when we all had fucking crowbars and didn't care about being heard > Druid should stay away from the front of marching order because she kept getting one-shot into the dirt > ([I]minor[/I] hoard of the dragon queen early story spoiler) [sp]I tried to punch a dragon that had just laid waste to four people standing next to me with a sneeze. I missed, but I'm sure it startled it because it fled the scene immediately.[/sp]

[QUOTE=dai;45962178][I]you heard me[/I] as last week was day one, we know there isn't much to note yet. But, this is why I'm taking notes Night One TL;DR > even for a fighter's disadvantaged standards, she rolled impressively awful stealth checks > rogue broke his only lockpick on a rusted-over lock when we all had fucking crowbars and didn't care about being heard > Druid should stay away from the front of marching order because she kept getting one-shot into the dirt > ([I]minor[/I] hoard of the dragon queen early story spoiler) [sp]I tried to punch a dragon that had just laid waste to four people standing next to me with a sneeze. I missed, but I'm sure it startled it because it fled the scene immediately.[/sp][/QUOTE] Funny, [sp]although only 3 of us were were at the place where that dragon shows up, 2 of us decided to attack it, another PC was trying to convince us not to mess with the dragon, dragon retaliates and the only PC that takes damage from it is the guy who wasn't attacking it, then it flew away like a pussy.[/sp] I gotta say playing a Dwarf Wizard who doesn't keep his distance in battle is hilarious, specially when our barbarian fails all his rolls at close range and gets downed, then I go Leeroy Jenkins with the Wizard and kick ass, barbarian player always has the saddest face :v: [sp]Forgot to mention the PC who took damage from the dragon was also the barbarian[/sp] Also in Hoard of the Dragon Queen, [sp]one hundred rats running at us through a tunnel, barbarian guy is the one leading the party, rats start climbing his body, cleric sets fire to rats to try to get them off (and consequently the barbarian also catches fire)[/sp]

[QUOTE=usaokay;45964825]1) Bearington 2) An Ant 3) Professor T-Rexer 4) Sgt. William Carter of the US Marines 5) Jerry the State Farm agent 6) Jim the Totally Normal Guy 7) Galactus the World Eater That's all I got for now. I don't know anything about the game, but I want to play as a silly character. Jim the Totally Normal Guy might be my favorite character. One of his ultimate attacks is to use his cellphone to call the police.[/QUOTE] Jerry the State Farm agent as a warlock who's abilities are precognition and teleportation.

[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;45965419]Jerry the State Farm agent as a warlock who's abilities are precognition and teleportation.[/QUOTE] Clairaudience and minor/major creation/wish. [editline]12th September 2014[/editline] See also: Playing a Malefactor-caste Infernal in Exalted Second Edition. Cecelyne's got a whole tree of wish-granting charms, and one of them lets you hear/grant wishes that come in the form of prayers to you.

[QUOTE=dai;45962178][i]you heard me[/i] as last week was day one, we know there isn't much to note yet. But, this is why I'm taking notes Night One TL;DR > even for a fighter's disadvantaged standards, she rolled impressively awful stealth checks > rogue broke his only lockpick on a rusted-over lock when we all had fucking crowbars and didn't care about being heard > Druid should stay away from the front of marching order because she kept getting one-shot into the dirt > ([I]minor[/I] hoard of the dragon queen early story spoiler) [sp]I tried to punch a dragon that had just laid waste to four people standing next to me with a sneeze. I missed, but I'm sure it startled it because it fled the scene immediately.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]The fight was designed so that if the dragon took 24 damage, or a single critical hit, it would flee. It wasn't particularly invested in the whole looting ordeal.[/sp]

Anyone want to join a FantasyCraft game, based in the world of Berserk? (The sweetass manga/anime/movie series) I need a third player, since one left. I'm a kinda inexperienced GM, so I'll make some mistakes, and this is the groups first time with FC, so things might get a little fucked up at times, but I try my best. Add me on Steam if you're interested. EDIT: We're good, I got one. That was easier than I expected.

A friend recently mentioned that he feels that his character (lawful good paladin) is going to have conflicts with mine (neutral rogue) on principal of being a (soon to be former) criminal and a thief (I'm more of a professional burglar, if I do say so myself). I'm hoping I can twist this a little and try to toe the line as much as possible so I sit in a sort of moral grey area, since the DM was hoping for a bit more in character interaction and I think goading our dwarf is the best way of getting more of that in our game. That is of course until I push him far enough and he tries to crush my head with his war hammer, but if that happens you can chalk it up to a moral victory about the nature of people or something. Take that, principals and morals.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;45953495]Sounds like Mummy's Mask. It's terribly mediocre.[/QUOTE] Uhh disagree. Fleet of flying pyramids. Mummy spinosaurus. An undead invasion of a city handled surprisingly fast and fluid with the rules. Fuckin' loved that adventure path.

Had some more of Hoard of the Dragon Queen yesterday, highlights include: [sp]The barbarian guy keeps failing his rolls once more, he has become the comic relief of the party. Our Halfling Rogue kinda put ruffies on a female Half-Orc's drink, we were all thinking the worse but it turns out he just wanted to compare sword sizes and very romantically exchange her sword with his sword. My character (Hill Dwarf Wizard named Ulfgar Stoneforge) got drunk in our latest session. (around the same time the Halfling Rogue was going full creep on the Half-Orc woman) This all happens while we're posing as mercenaries in an enemy camp with around 10,000 actual mercenaries and cultists. He has been looking for his father and started asking around inside a big tent serving as tavern (while drunk) if anyone had seen his father, turns out a lot of NPCs also didn't know their fathers and he got a little group together who felt related to him, he specially befriended a Kobold (who never knew his father either) and they decided to go see an Owlbear that the mercenaries had captured. When they arrive at the place, my character suggests that the Owlbear might be the Kobold's father (remember I was trying to roleplay a drunk Dwarf Wizard), the Kobold (also drunk) runs towards the Owlbear screaming "father!" and gets decapitated by a single bite while Ulfgar just turns his back and starts walking another way because he needed to take a piss. On his way an Orc bumps into him and keeps walking without apologizing (my character really dislikes Orcs and Half-Orcs) so Ulfgar just "ray of sickness"'d the Orc from behind, and the Orc just stood there rolling on the floor in pain and puking his guts out while Ulfgar just kept going because there were more urgent matters to attend to. He arrives upon a Monk tied to a cross guarded by 4 guys, at which point he decides it's a good idea to throw "fireworks" up in the air (the drunk version of firebolt) while screaming "HAVE YOU SEEN MY FIREWORKS?" at the guards, the guards just kick him out of there but he still managed to recognize the Monk as the party had been looking for him (who had some information about his father btw, our DM has been trying to keep things interesting by merging our own backstory with the campaign story). Angry that he can't find a quiet place to take a piss, Ulfgar just sees the Orc who is still on the ground as good a place as any, so he just relieves himself on the Orc (because he wasn't suffering enough). By now the party is already at the place where the Owlbear is, and Ulfgar tells them that he saw the Monk, but knowing he is drunk they ignore him thinking he's just making it up, so our Dwarf Cleric just gives Ulfgar a chest with bread that had been ordered by a mercenary to be delivered to some prisoners inside a tent. Ulfgar accepts this mighty quest and gets his drunk ass running towards the tent, he gives the bread to the prisoners (9 prisoners all tied to the same rope) and asks them "HAVE YOU SEEN MY FIREWORKS?" and promptly fires a firebolt at the air (or in this case, the tent). The tent catches fire and the mercenaries come inside to get the prisoners out (and the still quite drunk Ulfgar), they make him tie himself up (with a little help) and this is when the rest of the party shows up to start kicking some ass. Eventually we also released the Owlbear and it just caused chaos inside the camp, and we released the monk after Ulfgar started screaming the Monks name when he saw him again and the party had to kill the guards.[/sp]

Today on Shadowrun: We get a job from our Streetsam's old friend, I(the mage) assense everyone's auras and notice said friend completely lacks an aura and has some kind of astral signature on him. I tried to read it but whoever left it countered by making me slam my face in to the table. I try to heal said non-existent damage(literally no boxes of damage were done, I just wanted a non-broken nose) and succeed, but cause myself to take 1 stun damage. We headed out to try and find some burnout decker and get to where he's supposedly being held; a burned down warehouse in the worst part of Seattle. I do some astral perception and notice 6 people underground, one of whom I assense and it turns out to be [I]another[/I] mage who retaliates with acid. We head down into a tunnel the streetsam found, where I notice a troll hiding behind a door thanks to astral perception. Streetsam blams it through the door with her shotgun, meanwhile our adept and streetsam #2 find a ghoul nearby. Me, the adept, and sammy#2 fight the ghoul, then a blood elemental that pops out of her when she dies, then a vampire that shows up after [I]that[/I] dies. Meanwhile, Sammy#1 kills the troll, plus 3 other ghouls, then explores a decent chunk of the warehouse [I]except[/I] for where we're at and where it turns out all the important stuff is. After we kill the vampire, Sammy#2 sees a guy in the middle of a ritual circle who is practically made of fire, and Sammy #1 is through a door on the other side of the room he's in. Sammy#2 launches a rocket at him, the fire gets bigger for a second, then it disappears, leaving a black mage from my guy's lodge. The explosion, though, blasts a door towards Sammy#1(she dodges it), nearly knocks Sammy#2 out, barely touches the adept, and lightly bruises a fire spirit I summoned. The GM also shows us a ghoul it killed to the south of the burning mage, and a woman to the north of him who barely got singed. The session ends there. Over all of this, I did maybe 4 or 5 things that would give me Drain. I've nearly knocked myself out. Being a mage is fun.