[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;46043736]I object to selling myself[/QUOTE]
Sell and they break yourself out. Duh.
Infect other captured specimens to start your own undead army.
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;46043736]I object to selling myself[/QUOTE]
lol u got zombie aids
So berserk pnp started out with me singing a song about me having sex with his mom, him charging me, me throwing a stool and rolling a natural 20 shattering his leg. was fun. So any ideas on what I should name the stool?
[QUOTE=Kisame;46044831]So berserk pnp started out with me singing a song about me having sex with his mom, him charging me, me throwing a stool and rolling a natural 20 shattering his leg. was fun. So any ideas on what I should name the stool?[/QUOTE]
Name it after his mother.
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;46043405]So getting betrayed by a johnson with two of our party members now infected with the undead virus and only a weeks worth of meds between us in Shadowrun
Not fun
Did I also mention zombie plague is currently incurable?[/QUOTE]
this is a total party wipe situation, either you get rid of the chars now or you do it 10 sessions down the line where you get killed trying to steal more and more meds :v:
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;46045014]this is a total party wipe situation, either you get rid of the chars now or you do it 10 sessions down the line where you get killed trying to steal more and more meds :v:[/QUOTE]
We're apparently heading down to Mexico to try and track down someone infected with a new strain of the virus so the blood mage we're working with can try and fashion a cure out of it.
We have 6 days to do this and apparently about 2 of those days will be spent flying down there.
You should just let it run its course and turn into ghouls.
[QUOTE=elowin;46045456]You should just let it run its course and turn into ghouls.[/QUOTE]
But then we'll have to eat people.
[QUOTE=Rats808;46045472]But then we'll have to eat people.[/QUOTE]
It's fine.
You get +4 body, +2 reaction, +2 willpower, +3 strength and claws, so it balances out!
[sp]also become super blind, get -1 logic and -2 charisma, and become allergic to sunlight, but that's a minor detail[/sp]
oh and you become wizards if you aren't already so that's pretty cool.
I'll pass
I prefer my ability to optimize not to come from fluid-transmitted diseases that turn people into flesheating monsters
The stats aren't worth that
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;46046532]I'll pass
I prefer my ability to optimize not to come from fluid-transmitted diseases that turn people into flesheating monsters
The stats aren't worth that[/QUOTE]
Monsters?! How dare you! Ghouls are perfectly normal people, just like you and me, their abormal dietary needs and superior physique aside.
you're working with a blood mage and half of you are infected
can all of you just stand over this X I've painted for a few minutes whilst I go buy a big net
[QUOTE=elowin;46046583]Monsters?! How dare you! Ghouls are perfectly normal people, just like you and me, their abormal dietary needs and superior physique aside.[/QUOTE]
So call me a racist and give me 5 karma for it
Still don't want it
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;46046779]So call me a racist and give me 5 karma for it
Still don't want it[/QUOTE]
wow
are you a humanis
worse than hitler
Had my party fight their first beholder and they nearly all died.
Luckily the group buffed the party paladin with Haste and Rage and the Paladin had some weapon enhancement spells so he was dealing 90~ damage per full attack.
the other night I almost immolated my party and myself with burning hands
the wizard is a class not to be trifled with
[QUOTE=Killerjc;46047930]the other night I almost immolated my party and myself with burning hands
the wizard is a class not to be trifled with[/QUOTE]
this just confirms my theory that the classes with the biggest collateral damage potential are the best ones
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;46048098]this just confirms my theory that the classes with the biggest collateral damage potential are the best ones[/QUOTE]
Given the fact that [url=http://ihititwithmyaxe.tumblr.com/post/22331104288/breaking-d-d-3-5-the-locate-city-nuke] you can decimate a city with a nondamaging spell...[/url] I'd say that's a definite yes.
[QUOTE=Killerjc;46047930]the other night I almost immolated my party and myself with burning hands
the wizard is a class not to be trifled with[/QUOTE]
Sounds familiar, except in my game, the wizard DID immolate most of his party with burning hands. Turns out burning hands + tight spaces + lots of flammable items becomes a problem fairly quickly.
I have been actively avoiding setting things on fire with my alchemist, because it'd be very easy to do with sticky flammable things
I once immolated a party.
Oh wait, you're talking about RPGs, sorry.
[QUOTE=Rents;46048331]I have been actively avoiding setting things on fire with my alchemist, because it'd be very easy to do with sticky flammable things[/QUOTE]
dooooooo it
fantasy napalm a village
then spend the rest of the game muttering about your time in 'nam and watching for charlies
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;46049462]dooooooo it
fantasy napalm a village
then spend the rest of the game muttering about your time in 'nam and watching for charlies[/QUOTE]
I'm playing an excitable anarchist gnome.
[QUOTE=Rents;46049474]I'm playing an excitable anarchist gnome.[/QUOTE]
now you are an excitable anarchist gnome who has seen some shit
[QUOTE=elowin;46029798]well, that's how it is at high levels in Dungeons and Dragons.
you're basically a demigod[/QUOTE]
just an fyi for everyone, the campaign I was talking about (the one I'm currently on) is currently on a quest to literally become gods. Like, no joke, we're level 20 at the moment and we're going through all the planes.
[editline]22nd September 2014[/editline]
it's an evil campaign. so far we've released trapped frost elementals into a nearby town, kidnapped the king and replaced him with some random hobo, and destroyed half the plane of law.
[editline]22nd September 2014[/editline]
And oh God, I almost forgot to mention the time when we had to get like 50 baby scalps or something stupid like that to make a Necronomicon kind of thing. Basically when we got around the third baby we stole (like, actually snuck into someone's house and stole their infant) my Werewolf friend came up with an idea. He realized that he had a ring of regeneration, which could heal limbs quite fast and the like, and decided to give it to the baby.
We then proceeded to scalp a baby exactly 47 times in a row.
So I'm working on the loredoc for my new PF game. Almost done, but throughout it I've sprinkled references to the "Godwar". All they'll know from the doc is that it was 3,366 years ago, and they'll only know that if they guess that "PMD" means "post milito de dioj" (I'm representing Common using Esperanto, because otherwise I'd [I]never[/I] get to use Esperanto).
How pissed will my players be if the Godwar never actually affects the story? Now that I think about it, it's kind of a big thing that seems like the mere mention of it is a promise that we'll see gods warring again. I didn't have any intention of that, but maybe it needs to be less "backstory" and more "story". Or is it fine to just have that be background info?
[QUOTE=gman003-main;46052762]So I'm working on the loredoc for my new PF game. Almost done, but throughout it I've sprinkled references to the "Godwar". All they'll know from the doc is that it was 3,366 years ago, and they'll only know that if they guess that "PMD" means "post milito de dioj" (I'm representing Common using Esperanto, because otherwise I'd [I]never[/I] get to use Esperanto).
How pissed will my players be if the Godwar never actually affects the story? Now that I think about it, it's kind of a big thing that seems like the mere mention of it is a promise that we'll see gods warring again. I didn't have any intention of that, but maybe it needs to be less "backstory" and more "story". Or is it fine to just have that be background info?[/QUOTE]
It should be fine as backstory.
There's a million big things in earth's history that have no relevance now.
I am currently in an Iron Gods campaign playing a [sp]Russian priest turned gunslinger stuck in Golarion following the events in Reign of Winter[/sp] and god damn is it fun.
Not just the character itself, but the AP is definitely one of Paizo's better ones, perhaps even in the top 5.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;46053254]I am currently in an Iron Gods campaign playing a [sp]Russian priest turned gunslinger stuck in Golarion following the events in Reign of Winter[/sp] and god damn is it fun.
Not just the character itself, but the AP is definitely one of Paizo's better ones, perhaps even in the top 5.[/QUOTE]
I'm playing Harley Davidson, an American soldier from WWI in Pathfinder Society. More than one GM has asked me, "is that a legal character"? And every time I answer in the affirmative, since Earth is established as existing in the Pathfinder universe, so fuck yer rules, Pathfinder Society.
And btw, as someone who is running Iron Gods and has the first two books, I'll just say: be prepared for the greatest fucking Adventure Path you will ever play. [I]Ever.[/I]
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