[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;46672414]Guys... don't ever do Play by Post games. Just... don't even think about it. It is the lamest, cringiest thing ever.[/QUOTE]
I tried telling y'all, it's roleplay masturbation. Like a less fun and less social version of "nuh-uh I had a force-field up, I just didn't tell you" playground antics. Or a live version of a DeviantArt OC background.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;46672536]I tried telling y'all, it's roleplay masturbation. Like a less fun and less social version of "nuh-uh I had a force-field up, I just didn't tell you" playground antics. Or a live version of a DeviantArt OC background.[/QUOTE]
I wish I listened...
In my game there was someone who (100% not-jokingly) played a moody, anti-social kobold who wanted to be a dragon. He would literally hide in the shadows at every possible opportunity. We were just talking in a group and the motherfucker tries to hide in the shadows. No reason, there were no enemies around, he was just hiding.
And then there's another dude, who played an edgy swashbuckler. In his deity box, he wrote "Deity: None, they are all liars like politicians"
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;46672706]I wish I listened...
In my game there was someone who (100% not-jokingly) played a moody, anti-social kobold who wanted to be a dragon. He would literally hide in the shadows at every possible opportunity. We were just talking in a group and the motherfucker tries to hide in the shadows. No reason, there were no enemies around, he was just hiding.
And then there's another dude, who played an edgy swashbuckler. In his deity box, he wrote "Deity: None, they are all liars like politicians"[/QUOTE]
Perhaps someday someone will make a character so edgy they end up physically cutting themselves on it. But not in the self-harm sort of way.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;46672414]Guys... don't ever do Play by Post games. Just... don't even think about it. It is the lamest, cringiest thing ever.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like it'd be a very long way to play the game.
If you're going to play online, isn't there some kind of online app? My friends tell me they do D&D, one of which does it online and the other says there is some app you can put on your TV (or monitor) where you more or less play the table top on your computer.
[QUOTE=IceWarrior98;46673115]That sounds like it'd be a very long way to play the game.
If you're going to play online, isn't there some kind of online app? My friends tell me they do D&D, one of which does it online and the other says there is some app you can put on your TV (or monitor) where you more or less play the table top on your computer.[/QUOTE]
Most people who do PbP, afaik, do it because they can't find people who will play with them or can play at the same times they can.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;46659747]Magical Burstday[/QUOTE]
Woo! I may not have read every single log you put up, but the ones I did showed a hell of a crazy game. Someday my group will actually be in the right configuration to do magical burst. someday.
Speaking of said group, last week in PTU... we spent the day making oneshot characters that we didn't have time to play because half the group was gone. It's ok, PTU character gen is fun.
Two weeks ago in PTU... despite literally living on a beach like a small army of teenaged hobos, we basically had a beach episode. Went down to a small village on the south end of the island, ate some fish, did some kayaking, found some half-submerged skyscrapers with a colony of Squirtle living in them, Zed fed a Blastoise, there was much idle roleplaying chat. Zed is also paranoid about how pokemon allow themselves to be caught, doesn't like magic, and was concerned when he learned that butter and cheese are made from milk.
This week in PTU... upgrades!
Apparently the Tinkers want to replace all of our smartphones with implanted cyberchips, about half the party agreed. Though Josia got a second opinion from a more magically-inclined medic as to whether his fae contract bullshit would interfere, thankfully it didn't. Most of us did some clothes shopping, Zed built a hoverwagon with a pintle mount for Josia's Rapidash to pull, and the security meeting before we left for the totally legitimate party basically boiled down to "Yeah I mean if it's a trap I guess we'll just fight them and win because we're teenaged adventurers".
The party location is rather nice, an ancient structure dug out/through an old cave all tidied up with proper amenities. Our hosts seem rather generic-asian-shamanistic as far as aesthetic goes, with various animal-themed robes and yakuza-punk-pompadour'd security. Our musicians set up and it's a fun enough time, Zed and Josia talk to the Shrine Princess' adviser and then later to said princess herself, learn a little bit more about the city they're from, and then we get the call to bait out any traps. So we wander into a less crowded room and sure enough all the miniboss doors close and the goddamn adviser starts yelling about how the Countess was right about us, we'll never take their land, etc etc also the animal-themed garb denotes some sort of supernatural nature affinities, cue a fight and the end of the session for time.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;46672706]In his deity box, he wrote "Deity: None, they are all liars like politicians"[/QUOTE]
Well to be fair this is often times true
Especially in Forgotten Realms
[QUOTE=DarkMonkey;46673428]Someday my group will actually be in the right configuration to do magical burst. someday.[/QUOTE]
Do not fall down the slippery slope into madness. I'm only still sane knowing that me and Aperture are the only ones who can stem the tide of Dwarfy's, Data's, and Nichole's insane (and inane) plans. If I don't stop them, nothing will.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;46672414]Guys... don't ever do Play by Post games. Just... don't even think about it. It is the lamest, cringiest thing ever.[/QUOTE]
What did you expect?
A friend of mine responded, when I first asked if he wanted to play a pen and paper RPG: "Sure mate, I used to do play by post on a forum when I was like 13 or something. I'll break in everyone else".
Cut to lolsorandumb "I'm the CAPTAIN!" for two months and "Why do I keep being attacked?" Raaaah.
So, Just had my first online session that I GM last night. It went pretty well in my opinion. Here's a little piece of backstory for the game. All my player's characters never met one another and the races were as follows: Android (fighter), Drow (Shaman), Halfling (Rogue), and Human (Brawler). They all end up in this guild together called the Four Elements.
Now here's the gist of the session:
They all met each other for like half a second before being told that they have to go rescue some little girl from bandits. Human doesn't know what to say because in his eyes he sees a man made of metal, a guy with some like oni mask (Drow, no one knows race yet), and a midget.
Now they are teleported in this random ass town, that none of them knows. They ask around and find out that the girl was taken north.
First night they meet 8 wolves. Party is fine, except for the Android because he is at 0 hp and is unconscious. Shaman mends him. All good for the rest of the night.
Android hears wolves in the distance next morning, Hears them the whole time they are traveling. Just before they set up camp Shaman and the Brawler see the wolves. Shaman decides that he should cast hide from animals on Brawler and his Familiar, which is a Sloth with 3 aspects because as a GM I thought it would be funny to make a sloth invicible. The two get in postion. Shaman thinks it would be a good idea to climb a tree so he could shoot them and be safe. The tree was 40ft away from the wolves. They see this guy climb a tree, but know that its too late to do shit cause this bitch is climbing like a boss and the sloth is attacking them. Now the the wolves were set up in two groups, one group had 3 and the other had 5 which was the one attacking the sloth. 5 wolves...5 FUCKING WOLVES are attacking the sloth and not doing shit because of its DR is 6. 1 is natural armor, 5 comes from Stone Aspect.
Group one attacks the Android, Brawler, and Halfing. Brawler almost dead with 2 hp left after they finish the first group, these wolves could only hit him and everytime they did they hit for max damage. Now they go help out the sloth with group two of the wolves. Sloth can only deal nonlethal to these fuckers can same goes for them. 2 of the wolves kill themselves by crit failing on their bite against this Stone Sloth. Say they bite so hard they break all their teeth and take bleed damage which was enough to cause them to bleed to death. Brawler gets there and gets bit by one wolf, knocks him out with -1 hp left, but stabilizes.
They finish off the wolves with the sloth only taking 2 hp damage and being knocked out because of all that nonlethal. Shaman changes spells to cure light wounds. Heals almost everyone back to full hp. They continue on their way to the Bandit house just losing the rest of their rations. They gonna be starving tomorrow.
They get to the house on the 3 day during midday. They start planning to either burn down the house with the girl inside or try to take the bandits one at a time.
They try the latter of the two. Trick one of the bandits into the bushes. Whole party greets him. Brawler takes his weapon away. Everyone else attacks and brings him down to 1 hp. He runs. Everyone miss their AoO. He's yelling "HELP!" now. Their cover blown. They kill the bandits outside. Android closes only door in or out and holds it shut. They didn't realize that the leader was a wizard. Muscle wizard bullrushes through the door and some of the wall. Party finds a Giant Ripped Wizard with 6 bandits behide him. Wizard has 24 STR. Muscle is strong with this one. Android thinks he should cut a hole on the wall were he thinks the girl might be and provokes an AoO from Muscle Wizard. Left with 1 hp from 1 attack. Everyone knows now this guy is no fucking joke.
Muscle Wizard begins his turn. I roll to see who he attacks and with what. He decides burning Hands. Okay good roll. On the Halfling. Fuck. Halfling is by the house with a bandit by his side. Burning hands all of that shit. DAMN IT MUSCLE WIZARD! YOU HAVE FAILED ME! House is now on fire, 4 out of 6 bandits are on fire now. They all fail their saves to stop drop and roll and to put out the fire. Except one. He has 1 hp before he died to the halfling. Now Muscle Wizard is out of spells and starts casting fist. Misses the god damn sloth by 1, which for Muscle Wizard is a crit fail. He kills his own buddy bandit.
1 Bandit hasn't died from the fire yet by the time they take down Muscle Wizard. Android got girl out. YAY they did it. Then Bandit fails his last roll and dies because of fire. They leave the house burning in the woods and go back to the town. They find dire wolf pups. They take them because Shaman rolls knowledge check and thinks they are worth a fortune. They find 6 pups and sell 5 to the guild for 1200 gold per pup. Halfling keeps runt of the litter.
They survived my first session. Damn it.
I don't think I shared this story here, so here goes.
I've been part of a pathfinder game playing the reign of winter adventure path now. All of us were told the ap is based off of fairy tales, Baba Yaga, and winter theme, and we all created our characters accordingly.
Except one. He played a half-orc samurai.
The GM allowed it, even though it was completely out of place thematically and the guy tried doing a personal story that the GM refused to integrate because it involved more fucking Asian people.
Cue book 5. We are all level 14. None of us have died yet, although I had some close calls. We approach a line of soldiers who are in trenches filled with barbed wires, and armed with WWI-era firearms, mortars, grenades, and magical spotlights that detected invisible creatures. We decided to go the sneak option inside the camp.
"That is not honorable," the half-orc samurai rumbles. "I charge out of the forest and towards the puny soldiers." There was about 200 feet between him and the trenches, the GM warned. "Honor protects me," the noble samurai replied.
Round 1 of initiative. We do nothing. The soldiers go. They shoot their rifles and use their mortar cannon at the samurai out in the open. Huge amounts of damage. Two other soldier groups holds their action.
"I get closer," the samurai says proudly. The other two soldier troupe's action goes off: one unleashes their flamethrowers, the other lets loose with heavy machine guns. The machine gun dudes critically hit...twice.
That day, Kendo Mutimoto, half-orc samurai, died like a bitch in the snows of Russia.
No, we did not rush out to help him. He did not abide by the plans of the party and decided to solo it, to predictable results. Yes, he was angry and no, we did not revive him. This was the culmination of a player that liked to act mysterious, continuously distrustful of the rest of the party, and generally being an unsocial asshat.
Predictably, his next character was a dull, lifeless fighter who did exactly as the party told him, just to spite us and generally be asinine.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;46699415]Predictably, his next character was a dull, lifeless fighter who did exactly as the party told him, just to spite us and generally be asinine.[/QUOTE]
At least they're good meatshields.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;46699415]
"That is not honorable," the half-orc samurai rumbles. "I charge out of the forest and towards the puny soldiers." There was about 200 feet between him and the trenches, the GM warned. "Honor protects me," the noble samurai replied.
[/QUOTE]
I never thought I'd hear a story about being lawful stupid that wasn't about a paladin until today.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;46699415]
Round 1 of initiative. We do nothing. The soldiers go. They shoot their rifles and use their mortar cannon at the samurai out in the open. Huge amounts of damage. Two other soldier groups holds their action.
"I get closer," the samurai says proudly. The other two soldier troupe's action goes off: one unleashes their flamethrowers, the other lets loose with heavy machine guns. The machine gun dudes critically hit...twice.
[/QUOTE]
That sounds sweet. Are the rifles/flamethrowers a part of the reign of winter? I tried looking it up, but it seemed like it was a fantasy setting to me.
[QUOTE=revanade;46699659]That sounds sweet. Are the rifles/flamethrowers a part of the reign of winter? I tried looking it up, but it seemed like it was a fantasy setting to me.[/QUOTE]
It's Russian Fairy Tales. In World War 1.
Also, are there stats for stealing soldier's guns? So, can you basically be a fantasy hero with a flamethrower?
[QUOTE=revanade;46699659]That sounds sweet. Are the rifles/flamethrowers a part of the reign of winter? I tried looking it up, but it seemed like it was a fantasy setting to me.[/QUOTE]
It is fantasy for the most part. Of the six books, only the fifth takes place on Earth (being the homeworld of Baba Yaga, who you have to save). The rest are all fairy tale inspired.
And yes there are most definitely stats for flamethrowers, mortars, tank rounds, and other Russian military equipment. Better, you can enchant them like any other weapon. I eventually ended up with a [I]+2 holy shocking corrosive planar[/I] flamethrower :v:
[url=http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons/firearms/modern-firearms]All here[/url]
I wish I had Dragon's Dogma for the PC so I could use its character creator to make character portraits and the like. It'd be good for humans, Elves, Dwarves, and Halflings at least. Someone with Photoshop skills could do other races, I guess. Plus a lot of its armour looks cool and practical (most of the time anyway) so you could take inspiration from that.
[QUOTE=Zernbrog;46698161]So, Just had my first online session that I GM last night. It went pretty well in my opinion. Here's a little piece of backstory for the game. All my player's characters never met one another and the races were as follows: Android (fighter), Drow (Shaman), Halfling (Rogue), and Human (Brawler). They all end up in this guild together called the Four Elements.
Now here's the gist of the session:
They all met each other for like half a second before being told that they have to go rescue some little girl from bandits. Human doesn't know what to say because in his eyes he sees a man made of metal, a guy with some like oni mask (Drow, no one knows race yet), and a midget.
Now they are teleported in this random ass town, that none of them knows. They ask around and find out that the girl was taken north.
First night they meet 8 wolves. Party is fine, except for the Android because he is at 0 hp and is unconscious. Shaman mends him. All good for the rest of the night.
Android hears wolves in the distance next morning, Hears them the whole time they are traveling. Just before they set up camp Shaman and the Brawler see the wolves. Shaman decides that he should cast hide from animals on Brawler and his Familiar, which is a Sloth with 3 aspects because as a GM I thought it would be funny to make a sloth invicible. The two get in postion. Shaman thinks it would be a good idea to climb a tree so he could shoot them and be safe. The tree was 40ft away from the wolves. They see this guy climb a tree, but know that its too late to do shit cause this bitch is climbing like a boss and the sloth is attacking them. Now the the wolves were set up in two groups, one group had 3 and the other had 5 which was the one attacking the sloth. 5 wolves...5 FUCKING WOLVES are attacking the sloth and not doing shit because of its DR is 6. 1 is natural armor, 5 comes from Stone Aspect.
Group one attacks the Android, Brawler, and Halfing. Brawler almost dead with 2 hp left after they finish the first group, these wolves could only hit him and everytime they did they hit for max damage. Now they go help out the sloth with group two of the wolves. Sloth can only deal nonlethal to these fuckers can same goes for them. 2 of the wolves kill themselves by crit failing on their bite against this Stone Sloth. Say they bite so hard they break all their teeth and take bleed damage which was enough to cause them to bleed to death. Brawler gets there and gets bit by one wolf, knocks him out with -1 hp left, but stabilizes.
They finish off the wolves with the sloth only taking 2 hp damage and being knocked out because of all that nonlethal. Shaman changes spells to cure light wounds. Heals almost everyone back to full hp. They continue on their way to the Bandit house just losing the rest of their rations. They gonna be starving tomorrow.
They get to the house on the 3 day during midday. They start planning to either burn down the house with the girl inside or try to take the bandits one at a time.
They try the latter of the two. Trick one of the bandits into the bushes. Whole party greets him. Brawler takes his weapon away. Everyone else attacks and brings him down to 1 hp. He runs. Everyone miss their AoO. He's yelling "HELP!" now. Their cover blown. They kill the bandits outside. Android closes only door in or out and holds it shut. They didn't realize that the leader was a wizard. Muscle wizard bullrushes through the door and some of the wall. Party finds a Giant Ripped Wizard with 6 bandits behide him. Wizard has 24 STR. Muscle is strong with this one. Android thinks he should cut a hole on the wall were he thinks the girl might be and provokes an AoO from Muscle Wizard. Left with 1 hp from 1 attack. Everyone knows now this guy is no fucking joke.
Muscle Wizard begins his turn. I roll to see who he attacks and with what. He decides burning Hands. Okay good roll. On the Halfling. Fuck. Halfling is by the house with a bandit by his side. Burning hands all of that shit. DAMN IT MUSCLE WIZARD! YOU HAVE FAILED ME! House is now on fire, 4 out of 6 bandits are on fire now. They all fail their saves to stop drop and roll and to put out the fire. Except one. He has 1 hp before he died to the halfling. Now Muscle Wizard is out of spells and starts casting fist. Misses the god damn sloth by 1, which for Muscle Wizard is a crit fail. He kills his own buddy bandit.
1 Bandit hasn't died from the fire yet by the time they take down Muscle Wizard. Android got girl out. YAY they did it. Then Bandit fails his last roll and dies because of fire. They leave the house burning in the woods and go back to the town. They find dire wolf pups. They take them because Shaman rolls knowledge check and thinks they are worth a fortune. They find 6 pups and sell 5 to the guild for 1200 gold per pup. Halfling keeps runt of the litter.
They survived my first session. Damn it.[/QUOTE]
You didn't tell the amazing moment where i tripped your muscle wizard as a medium human, and then got thrown 20 feet in the air, got back up and clocked him for 12, ko'ing him.
a guide on how to abuse the only war system (after spending stupid points and spending luck)
be sharpshooter
attain talents:
spotter (passive aim action from comrade)
pinpoint guidance (half action, make most single shot weapons have accurate quality for next shot)
marksman (no long/extreme range penalties)
mighty shot (+half BS bonus to damage)
las weapon expertise (-5 to enemy dodge per DoS up to -30)
las weapon mastery (+half DoS to damage)
eye of vengeance (spend fate to add DoS as pen and damage)
optional: ranged weapon mastery (free aim action and reroll damage)
acquire lascannon and equip with suspensors (always braced)
now we are ready to rip things
with a BS of 57 (what i have) and a maximum of +60 from bonuses, the max DoS bonus is 11
lascannon has base of 5d10+10 damage, pen 10
add marksman, can snipe at 1.2km with no penalties
use pinpoint guidance to give lascannon accurate quality WHICH GIVES +2D10
use spotter/ranged weapon mastery to get a free aim action
mighty shot adds 2 damage
las weapon mastery adds 5 damage
eye of vengeance adds ELEVEN DAMAGE AND ELEVEN PEN
total damage?
7d10+28, pen 21
rip in fucking rip
[b]INTEREST CHECK[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4[/media]
I've been thinking of running a Vietnam era RPG over the Christmas break (and maybe beyond, if it goes really well, but that's to be decided). I already asked a few regulars over Steam, but I'm posting here too 'cause why not. If you're up, hit me up on Steam, shoot me a PM, answer to this post, whatever.
We'd be probably using [url="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8iic2t8doyez5vc/Grunt%20RPG.pdf?dl=0"]Grunt RPG[/url] as the system. As for when exactly it'd be happening, well, for me the break starts on the 23rd, so definitely not before that - let me know when it'd be convenient for you and we'll try to work something out that works for all of us. I'm from Europe, some of the people I've got on board are from the US, so I'm used to time zone fuckery.
e: :zoid: Steam group's up! [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/pnpocalypsenow[/url] :zoid:
Today, on Kilakan's Pathfinder:
[quote]Our original paladin decides to stay at his temple for now, and is replaced by a shadow mage. We all pack up and head out to take care of some fey that have been stealing from our village, and we have a bunch of ratlings and other villagers following us so they can reclaim their stolen shit. About halfway there, we see a massive storm coming our way that's going to result in a flash flood, and decide to wait it out in the branches of this fuckmassive tree. Well, most of us. The NPC gunslinger guy we brought with us waits for us at the base and doesn't budge an inch, because he's just that stubborn.
Once the flood is over, we climb down from the tree(except for the shadow mage and paladin, who fall) and realize that the hill it was sitting on has washed away, and was covering a big stone block with a bunch of oddly shaped keyholes in it. We also realize that one of the keyholes is about the same shape and needs a key of the same material as something that was on a random corpse we buried last session, and make notes to go get it later since we're planning to return to the area we buried it in anyways.
We then continue toward where the fey supposedly are, and find a massive carnival just on the other side of the river, across a bridge. A completely, entirely, 100% empty carnival, that still has music playing. Walking into it, we're quickly surprised by a man hopping out from behind one of the stalls(with another person behind him who just stands there, perfectly still, for the time being), and introduces himself as the carnival master. He starts messing with us a bit, disappearing from in front of me when I poke him with my staff and re-appearing on top of my head(and being quite light while there), then when I try to throw a magic missile at him from my wand he replaces the wand with a bouquet and throws the wand in the river before hopping off my head.
While I go chasing after my wand, the rest of the party deals with more silly antics from the carnival master before getting to an important question right as I get back: Is he a fey? His apprentice, the one who had remained entirely still until now, finally speaks up to convey his utter disgust at such an accusation, then the master claims to have a fey locked in a cage, and up for sale. We ask to see this fey, and he pulls out a small cage with a fairy inside it, for the low, low price of 10gp.
We quickly realize that the fairy, and the master/apprentice, and indeed everything around us is in fact an illusion. The shadow mage asks the fairy a few questions, eventually resulting in it blowing away as a cloud of dust when it can't find a way to answer them, while the rest of us continue trying to figure out the master. Eventually, he asks us to play some games, offering up darts, boxing, apple bobbing, and a variety of others. Our ranger asks to play darts, and is shown to a dart board that then immediately rots into a sad wooden circle. The master/apprentice sadly inform us that darts is no longer available.
The remaining paladin(an orc) asks to try out boxing, and is shown to a small boxing ring with a metal dummy inside it. He punches the dummy once on the chin, and his armor absorbs the dummy's retaliating blows before it falls to pieces. Meanwhile the shadow mage wanders further into the carnival and realizes that, where previously it appeared to be pretty massive, it's now shrunk to barely encompass anything past where the master originally popped out from. She comes back to the rest of the group and informs us of this, and we decide it's probably best if we leave.
The master/apprentice beg us not to leave, saying they don't want to be alone in the end, and we decide to stay long enough to ask a few more questions, including what they actually are. The master opens a hatch on his chest, revealing himself to be a robot. He asks the paladin what kind of reward he wants for winning the boxing match, and we decide to ask for the magical-looking helix thing(which is one of the keys we need for the door) inside his chest, which he gives us right before the illusion finally runs out and he powers down.
With that done, we decide to store them in one of the buildings nearby(which is wrecked as fuck but still good for hiding stuff in) so we can pick them up and bring them back to the village when we're done with the fey. We also learn that the helix is powered up by being in the presence of mages, so the shadow mage keeps it in her bag.
We keep headed toward the fey, and find ourselves being ambushed by fungus-infected moss trolls in a swamp. After a fight which ends with the arcanist(me :() and the ranger/his pet wolf infected with some kind of poison stuff that leaves us exhausted, we keep going and decide to rest in this tree-house thing we find(An actual house that is made from the roots of the tree growing on top of it, although the tree is long dead so w/e) for the night.
The next morning, we open the cellar door of this house, which it turns out is the dungeon we've been looking for. We decide to stop there, for the night.[/quote]
All in all, a pretty fun session. Rip carnival master, 2014-2014, gone but not forgotten.
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;46713818][b]INTEREST CHECK[/b]
I've been thinking of running a Vietnam era RPG over the Christmas break (and maybe beyond, if it goes really well, but that's to be decided). I already asked a few regulars over Steam, but I'm posting here too 'cause why not. If you're up, hit me up on Steam, shoot me a PM, answer to this post, whatever.
We'd be probably using [url="https://www.dropbox.com/s/8iic2t8doyez5vc/Grunt%20RPG.pdf?dl=0"]Grunt RPG[/url] as the system. As for when exactly it'd be happening, well, for me the break starts on the 23rd, so definitely not before that - let me know when it'd be convenient for you and we'll try to work something out that works for all of us. I'm from Europe, some of the people I've got on board are from the US, so I'm used to time zone fuckery.[/QUOTE]
can we play as vietnameese wizards
Hohoho.
My arbites officer I play in DH is gonna get a cyber-mastiff. We're gonna tear shit up.
[QUOTE=elowin;46717044]can we play as vietnameese wizards[/QUOTE]
this ain't magicka also you'd be banned from the following:
-owning grenades
-being in a close vicinity to a crowd (that includes villages)
-entering helicopters
-rapidly exiting helicopters
Seriously though it's gonna be a more serious game so I really don't think you'd enjoy it very much at all
can i get a m79
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;46717582]this ain't magicka also you'd be banned from the following:
-owning grenades
-being in a close vicinity to a crowd (that includes villages)
-entering helicopters
-rapidly exiting helicopters
Seriously though it's gonna be a more serious game so I really don't think you'd enjoy it very much at all[/QUOTE]
not banned from flamethrowers i see
[QUOTE=elowin;46717719]not banned from flamethrowers i see[/QUOTE]
Let's just jump to the logical endpoint - the only character you can play is a hippie protesting the war, and you can use no weapon more powerful than a handheld sign.
I'm sure you'll find a way to wreak some havoc with that, but that should at least make it a challenge.
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;46717582]this ain't magicka also you'd be banned from the following:
-owning grenades
-being in a close vicinity to a crowd (that includes villages)
-entering helicopters
-rapidly exiting helicopters
Seriously though it's gonna be a more serious game so I really don't think you'd enjoy it very much at all[/QUOTE]
Can I play a spy nicknamed "Agent Orange?"
For y'all asking about equipment/roles: read the book, there's a reason i linked it ;)
It's super short anyway
[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;46718312]For y'all asking about equipment/roles: read the book, there's a reason i linked it ;)
It's super short anyway[/QUOTE]
Can I play a low intelligence, high wisdom and charisma fellow named Forrest?
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