[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40676878]Compressed air as in it can blow a hole clean through a person.
Or whatever as long it's air based[/QUOTE]
it wouldnt make sense for that to have the properties of magic missile, that is always hitting no matter what and also shooting multiple missiles.
I'm just saying [I]something[/I] related to air. Goddamn guys get the magic missile out of your ass.
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40677334]I'm just saying [I]something[/I] related to air. Goddamn guys get the magic missile out of your ass.[/QUOTE]
get the air out of your ass
Man this shit is pointless to argue. All I'm trying to say is that he should rework magic missile (if he really has to have it) into an air effect.
Just because he specialises in air doesn't mean all his spells have to be air based, or even related to air for that matter.
Deep down inside, he is still a wizard.
he's also half air elemental, though. you should totally work air into it somehow.
i used to play with an earth elemental/dwarf warrior. he used to kill people by headbutting them.
So describe the bolts of force as being vistreous spheres of crackling, arcing nothingness and call it a day.
Wizards use magic missile. Magic missile is a very neutral spell- An air wizard would still purchase magic missile because the spell is too universally useful for a non spontaneous arcane caster to not pick it up.
No-one ever talks about Changeling: the Lost...
[i]I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To learn them all is my real test
To cast them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each arcane spell to understand
The power thats inside
(Arcane spells, gotta learn 'em all!)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Arcane spells
Oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
(Arcane spells, gotta learn 'em all!)
A mind so true
Our smartness will pull us through
You teach me and i'll teach you
Arcane spells!
Gotta learn 'em all
Gotta learn 'em all![/i]
-10 year old wizard
Everyone is forgetting the best class: Paladins.
Paladins fucking suck to rp with though...
"Alright guys, so all we need to do to save the down is redirect the water supply."
--"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT."
"God damnit... alright Pally, please tell us why."
--"HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT FISH WILL DIE."
"Pally please shut up and just let us do this."
--"IF THE FISH DIE, I DIE."
And then we kill him. Seriously, fuck paladins.
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40679368]Paladins fucking suck to rp with though...
"Alright guys, so all we need to do to save the down is redirect the water supply."
--"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT."
"God damnit... alright Pally, please tell us why."
--"HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT FISH WILL DIE."
"Pally please shut up and just let us do this."
--"IF THE FISH DIE, I DIE."
And then we kill him. Seriously, fuck paladins.[/QUOTE]
thats a druid
theres nothing about fishies in the pally code
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40679368]Paladins fucking suck to rp with though...
"Alright guys, so all we need to do to save the down is redirect the water supply."
--"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT."
"God damnit... alright Pally, please tell us why."
--"HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT FISH WILL DIE."
"Pally please shut up and just let us do this."
--"IF THE FISH DIE, I DIE."
And then we kill him. Seriously, fuck paladins.[/QUOTE]
Your paladin sounds like the type of person who would play wizard and specialize in evocation...
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;40678886]No-one ever talks about Changeling: the Lost...[/QUOTE]
Hunter the Vigil is better.
[QUOTE=Rents;40679415]Hunter the Vigil is better.[/QUOTE]
mage is superior to all
magic>everything else
[QUOTE=Rents;40679415]Hunter the Vigil is better.[/QUOTE]
Lies, lies and slander.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;40679605]Lies, lies and slander.[/QUOTE]
Hunter is pretty fucking rad.
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40679368]Paladins fucking suck to rp with though...
"Alright guys, so all we need to do to save the down is redirect the water supply."
--"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT."
"God damnit... alright Pally, please tell us why."
--"HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT FISH WILL DIE."
"Pally please shut up and just let us do this."
--"IF THE FISH DIE, I DIE."
And then we kill him. Seriously, fuck paladins.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.1d4chan.org/wiki/Powder_Keg_of_Justice[/url]
paladins are absolutely great if done right.
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40679368]Paladins fucking suck to rp with though...
"Alright guys, so all we need to do to save the down is redirect the water supply."
--"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT."
"God damnit... alright Pally, please tell us why."
--"HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT FISH WILL DIE."
"Pally please shut up and just let us do this."
--"IF THE FISH DIE, I DIE."
And then we kill him. Seriously, fuck paladins.[/QUOTE]
Go [URL="http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_guard"]Gray Guard[/URL] and never look back.
[QUOTE=elowin;40679668]Hunter is pretty fucking rad.[/QUOTE]
Undeniably, but Changeling is best
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;40679759]Undeniably, but Changeling is best[/QUOTE]
i thought we already proved that mage is superior to all
magic>everything else, mage=magic, therefore mage>all
simple maths
[QUOTE=elowin;40679859]i thought we already proved that mage is superior to all
magic>everything else, mage=magic, therefore mage>all
simple maths[/QUOTE]
Changeling is magic, and better magic than pansy-arse mages.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;40679890]Changeling is magic, and better magic than pansy-arse mages.[/QUOTE]
no changelings are just random faggots who got assnapped by beings of pure chaos
I cast buckshot.
[QUOTE=elowin;40679908]no changelings are just random faggots who got assnapped by beings of pure chaos[/QUOTE]
Mages suck and are boring.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;40680119]Mages suck and are boring.[/QUOTE]
how dare you
i challenge you to mortal kombat
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40679368]Paladins fucking suck to rp with though...
"Alright guys, so all we need to do to save the down is redirect the water supply."
--"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT."
"God damnit... alright Pally, please tell us why."
--"HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT FISH WILL DIE."
"Pally please shut up and just let us do this."
--"IF THE FISH DIE, I DIE."
And then we kill him. Seriously, fuck paladins.[/QUOTE]
what
paladins are normally wicked cool and don't pull shit like that
they just keep the people in the party who'd kill and ask questions later in check :v:
Playing with a Paladin would probably only really be a problem if you've got Evil aligned characters in the party.
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40679368]Paladins fucking suck to rp with though...
"Alright guys, so all we need to do to save the down is redirect the water supply."
--"I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT."
"God damnit... alright Pally, please tell us why."
--"HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT FISH WILL DIE."
"Pally please shut up and just let us do this."
--"IF THE FISH DIE, I DIE."
And then we kill him. Seriously, fuck paladins.[/QUOTE]
And that's a Druid, not a Paladin.
[editline]17th May 2013[/editline]
Here's quoting Pathfinder's Code of Conduct.
[quote]A paladin must be of lawful good alignment and loses all class features except proficiencies if she ever willingly commits an evil act.
Additionally, a paladin's code requires that she respect legitimate authority, act with honor (not lying, not cheating, not using poison, and so forth), help those in need (provided they do not use the help for evil or chaotic ends), and punish those who harm or threaten innocents.
Associates: While she may adventure with good or neutral allies, a paladin avoids working with evil characters or with anyone who consistently offends her moral code. Under exceptional circumstances, a paladin can ally with evil associates, but only to defeat what she believes to be a greater evil. A paladin should seek an atonement spell periodically during such an unusual alliance, and should end the alliance immediately should she feel it is doing more harm than good. A paladin may accept only henchmen, followers, or cohorts who are lawful good.[/quote]
So therefore if a Paladin is ever consistently obstructive like that it means they're a shitty player, not that they're playing a shitty class. Or the party is doing Evil shit.
The fish thing was a joke... I was using it as a humorous example of inane bullshit that paladins dont like.
Other things pallys dont like: Stealing, attacking first, interrogation, not paying parking tickets.
Doing any of the above will put you on a paladins naughty list.
That said, Gray guard paladins are the only kind of Pallys I like. My current monk sort of has the mindset of one.
[QUOTE=PartyPoodle;40681201]The fish thing was a joke... I was using it as a humorous example of inane bullshit that paladins dont like.
Other things pallys dont like: Stealing, attacking first, interrogation, not paying parking tickets.
Doing any of the above will put you on a paladins naughty list.[/QUOTE]
It really depends on the Paladin. Some place more emphasis on adhering to local law than others, while some would much rather uphold their own code and the code of their deity over all earthly law. The Paladin code of conduct only dictates their own actions, it doesn't expressly forbid them from accompanying those that don't match their own standards of honor and chivalry.
You're likely to get a stern talking to, but unless you're going out slitting babies' throats and burning down villages I doubt most Paladins would do a lot more than disapprove or attempt to persuade you to stop stealing stuff or parking your horse illegally.
[editline]17th May 2013[/editline]
Grey Guards don't get a free reign to do anything they like, they're still upholding the same code of honor it's just that it's much easier for them to repent afterwards. They don't commit "evil" out of convenience but out of necessity. They're really just Batman but without all the sneaking.
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