[QUOTE=elowin;40784801]I always happen to be the character that fucks everything up [i]without[/i] exploding anything.[/QUOTE]
And then when you DM you place explosions all over the place.
[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;40784771]That's one way of summarizing. Now we do something worthy of a lengthy story-time. We'll get it this next mission. :v:
[editline]26th May 2013[/editline]
Made a text document of all the one-liners I end up making through this campaign.
[editline]26th May 2013[/editline]
I expect someone to lose a limb next mission.[/QUOTE]
I dunno how Ill one up myself. Shot a priest and made him explode, shot a passenger in someones getaway vehicle through a crowded seat. I don't know what's next.
[QUOTE=Rats808;40784960]And then when you DM you place explosions all over the place.[/QUOTE]
Despite always fucking everything up I never manage to explode things when playing.
So I make lots of things that explode when I DM and put them all in the general vicinity of the players. That almost always guarantees that something will blow up.
Smartitude at work people.
Once in a D&D session I tried to be a suitor for the princess who would not have a gross dirty elven druid as her groom. I got mad and used Move Earth to flip her tower on it's side.
She did not survive.
DM'd my first game of Pathfinder today. I've played a bit of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 and Pocket RPG, and decided it'd be fun to try my hand at DM'ing. The adventurers started at a town called Newport, a large coastal hub of trade and adventure, in a tavern called the Elder God's Tavern, a tavern where adventurers have found work for over a thousand years. The owner of the tavern announced a commission from the Lord of Newport to any adventurer who managed to find out why the island town of Hightide stopped sending shipments of gems (the island is in high supply of them) to Newport for two weeks. Newport was reliant on them economically, leading to issues if the lack of shipments isn't resolved. About twenty adventurers sign on (three of which are PC's, who don't know each other quite yet), and all get on a ship in the morning that'll lead there.
After some dialogue and introduction between the Human Rogue, Dwarf Monk, and Halfling Bard, the boat began to near the island, and it began to get fog so thick you could hardly see ten feet ahead of you. The Captain decided to throw the anchor down, and try to wait out the unusual fog. After a few minutes, the PC's began to hear the clink of chain. Ends up a boarding party of about eight orcs climbed up the chain, and started to kill everybody in sight. The PC's fought three orcs, resulting in an unconscious halfling and a burning ship. So the PC's bailed, bringing the halfling to the shore. That'd be fine and dandy, except I managed to actually creep the players out by the use of cool music and describing the shore as dead quiet minus the howling of wind. Not a single living thing could be heard, and it was eerily cold. I used this song:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpgphEhyYNs[/media]
I'd call it mission accomplished.
Nerts, I must say, you were with us in spirit for this most recent game.
The party kinda sorta leveled the Empire State building on top of the major faction inside it.
Just had a rather interesting Call of Cthulhu session lately with Doomkiwi's group.
Some of the party members wake up in the group's designated base, the house of the elderly, occult-wielding woman, and they head downstairs to enjoy a light breakfast. As they dine, they notice that two of the group members are absent from the table; the party's Antonio Banderas ripoff, Tuco, decided to go upstairs to investigate.
He opened the door to find a large midnight-black cat staring directly into the eyes of his missing compatriot as he laid upon the bed like a corpse. With all the haste of a bloated snail in a muddy field, Tuco lazily waltzed over to attempt to push the cat off his bud only to find that the thing weighed far more than it looked and failed miserably. He succeeded on a second attempt and then managed to shove it inside a pillowcase before it could use its voodoo eyes on him. My character, Joe, remained frozen and in a near [I]cat[/I]atonic state on the bed. Tuco then began to swing the hissing and thrashing pillowcase against the walls and furniture in the room, taking great care to break everything that I owned at the time.
Meanwhile in the kitchenette downstairs, everyone is turned toward the stairs from where they can hear the screaming of a cat, the cursing of an angry Antonio Banderas, and a gratuitous amount of the sound of things breaking - the owner of the house just shook her head and sighed. So the old lady and our dear Native American friend, Achuu (who i believe was mentioned in a prior story in this thread), went upstairs to assist Tuco with a bag full of raging feline. Joe, at this point, is still catatonic. The bag begun to shift and warp, increasing in weight at a rapid pace, soon Tuco was unable to hold the bag and all watched as a fully-grown, really-pissed-off panther tore its way out of what remained of the sack.
In a single bound, it pounced at Achuu (who was still recovering from a severe bullet wound from the night before) and they watched as it tore apart his chest with its razor-sharp claws knocking him out for what would be the last time. A swift blow to the head by the old lady sent the panther sprawling followed by a round of buckshot from Tuco seemingly killed the beast. The pair of them then dropped their weapons and tried to stabilize Achuu only to watch as his lifeblood seeped away into the hardwood floors of the house. Trying to hold back tears (or laughter in the witch's case), Tuco went to revive Joe from his state. After waking him and giving a brief explanation and an even briefer (far more snarky) eulogy for Achuu, the gang began to decide what to do with the bodies. It was at this point the "cat" started twitching and growing again.
The others looked on in horror at this beast which "[I]would not die[/I]" while Joe ran back into his room while shouting:
"Hold on, guys. I got this! Stand back!"
He returned from his closet carrying a bizarre rifle-shaped device (which he had never used or seen used before), which he had acquired from the group's last grand adventure as a memento. Had Joe been a little smarter or known that he was a character in Call of Cthulhu, he might have wisely chosen not to fire the Yithian Lightning Gun without testing it first. Joe, however, was not all that bright and did not happen to break the fourth wall that day.
He fired the poorly-maintained weapon and rolled a 97 on a 1d100. The GM just started whimpering. Joe, Tuco, the gun, Achuu's corpse, and the upper floor of this fancy downtown San Francisco home were completely obliterated in a blinding white flash of energy and light.
...
"Hey, on the bright side... At least you killed the cat," quipped Tuco's player.
It seems the spirit of Nerts is strong today.
;_;7
So was talking to Rats about the magics and stuff in the Exalted game Oliolio is running that we're both in.
[quote]Rats: holy shit
Rats: labyrinth level spell
Rats: that pretty much
Rats: destroys the caster
Rats: but takes everything nearby to the heart of the labyrinth
Elowin: that sounds impractical
Rats: a short distance from the void
Rats: "This spell is a spell of last resort. It pulls the necromancer's body, spirit and everything nearby directly into the heart of the Labyrinth, near the Mouth of the Void, utterly destroying the caster's mind and body, but sparing the Exaltation (if any) for reassignment. This spell has special timing rules."
Rats: /This spell is a spell of last resort."
Rats: /
Rats: ie it's for if like
Rats: we fight some big huge thing
Rats: that we cant kill
Rats: you guys can run
Rats: and i can
Rats: sacrifice myself
Rats: and send it to the labyrinth
Elowin: i have an idea
Elowin: how about
Elowin: i learn the spell that lets us go to yu shan
Elowin: and then we go there
Rats: what is yu shan
Elowin: city of the gods
Elowin: anyway
Rats: oh
Rats: neat
Elowin: then we say hi to THE UNCONQUERED SUN
Elowin: and you cast that spell
Elowin: also im gonna run in the oposite direction while you do it
Rats: isnt the unconquered sun
Rats: what exalted us
Rats: pretty much
Elowin: yes
Elowin: its the strongest god
Elowin: over god of all the gods
Rats: that is
Rats: brilliant
[/quote]
This is the perfect plan, I see no way this can possibly backfire in any way, shape or form.
[QUOTE=elowin;40784801]I always happen to be the character that fucks everything up [i]without[/i] exploding anything.[/QUOTE]
It's because you WANT to fuck up everything with UMG SO RANDUMB shit you do.
[QUOTE=DmGod;40787296]It's because you WANT to fuck up everything with UMG SO RANDUMB shit you do.[/QUOTE]
well aren't you hostile
[QUOTE=elowin;40787433]well aren't you hostile[/QUOTE]
No its just I am remembering the time we played Dark Heresy.
[QUOTE=elowin;40787218]So was talking to Rats about the magics and stuff in the Exalted game Oliolio is running that we're both in.
This is the perfect plan, I see no way this can possibly backfire in any way, shape or form.[/QUOTE]
I wish to witness this.
I was sold on spycraft after I found out there's a class based off Jason Statham in the Transporter.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;40787605]I was sold on spycraft after I found out there's a class based off Jason Statham in the Transporter.[/QUOTE]
I do have to admit that sounds quite cool. Is there one for a totally not James Bond?
[QUOTE=DmGod;40787858]I do have to admit that sounds quite cool. Is there one for a totally not James Bond?[/QUOTE]
There's a suave gambler class like in Casino Royale.
[img]http://puu.sh/31FWc.jpg[/img]
[i]They did this on purpose, I fucking know it.[/i]
This Spycraft game is starting to sound interesting, from all these classes you guys are talkin' about...
I'd like to get in on any Spycraft that's going on, I think some of you know who my character will be.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;40792194]I'd like to get in on any Spycraft that's going on, I think some of you know who my character will be.[/QUOTE]
a walking sex joke?
[QUOTE=elowin;40792247]a walking sex joke?[/QUOTE]
No
Yeah, Spycraft sounds great!
Based on what I've heard I expect if Nerts played he'd make an Intruder and plant explosives everywhere instead of picking locks or anything.
[QUOTE=elowin;40787218]So was talking to Rats about the magics and stuff in the Exalted game Oliolio is running that we're both in.
This is the perfect plan, I see no way this can possibly backfire in any way, shape or form.[/QUOTE]
You guys can't even fathom how excited I am for this game, hahaha.
Im the GM for the spycraft thing. From what I understand, we were only running it because our PF group is unreliable, and we're going to play it whenever we dont have enough people to play regularly.
The game is primarily going to be one offs on saturday... I dont quite know how itll work yet...
And I dont even know if anything I said above is true... Ill have to talk with rats about it.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;40793395]Im the GM for the spycraft thing. From what I understand, we were only running it because our PF group is unreliable, and we're going to play it whenever we dont have enough people to play regularly.
The game is primarily going to be one offs on saturday... I dont quite know how itll work yet...
And I dont even know if anything I said above is true... Ill have to talk with rats about it.[/QUOTE]
is it still to late to join in on this group? this system looks amazing.
the only time i've ever played anything similar is a d20 modern campaign that lasted maybe 5 minutes because me and the other person who showed up (5 were supposed to come) got owned pretty hard by some lowly minions because the dm forgot to adjust the challenge rating.
No chance for something regular with Spycraft? I'm already in a PF game.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;40794085]No chance for something regular with Spycraft? I'm already in a PF game.[/QUOTE]
Alright, you've convinced me :v:.
If we're going to do it weekly, I have two days that Ill possibly do it on, friday and saturday.
(Friday is much preferred for me).
People who are playing, tell me which of those days is better for you. (Add me on the steams)
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