Mine is perhaps Lycan.
Scary, hairy, and prefers to go in through the backdoor
Juggernaut.
It's going to be amazing but I panic and smack a bunch of little guys with it before just fizzling out.
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;46528113]More like [url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/db/Erth_death_05.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6d/Erth_attack_08.mp3[/url]
Enigma, because I leave black holes behind.
Kunkka.
Brings tides and torrents like a motherfucker.
What happens when we run out of heroes
[QUOTE=1112e;46534206]What happens when we run out of heroes[/QUOTE]
teemo
"size doesn't mean everything"
Ass Rider
Chen.
Gotta show the Obelisk to convert people.
If my dick was female, it would be Queen of Pain.
if your dick was female it would be a pussy
Riki, never seen until surprise attack from behind
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;46543462]if your dick was female it would be a pussy[/QUOTE]
Maybe it would be a [URL="http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d3/Temp_psionictrap_04.mp3"]girldick[/URL]
it's viper because aids
Outworld Devourer because it's like you're in a whole other world with me.
[QUOTE=Scruffel;46545435]Outworld Devourer because it's like you're in a whole other world with me.[/QUOTE]
more like in astral prison untill her sanity eclipses
[QUOTE=Yahnich;46555801]this thread is stupid[/QUOTE]
just like many other things on FP. If your sense of humor is too strict or if people arent trying then you wont even blow some air out of your nose.
But some of descriptions here made me laugh for a while so I already dont consider it stupid.
Tiny
[sp]someone had to say it[/sp]
[QUOTE=Galen;46556721][sp]someone had to say it[/sp][/QUOTE]
Literally the guy that made this thread said it.
Pugna,
sucking others off for my benefit.
(It's been months since I made a gay-sexual reference, this topic called for one)
Spirit Breaker.
Because it breaks my spirit when I look at it.
Dark seer, Once I break through the wall it'll feel like theres two of them
Shadow Shaman
I lock you in place and serpents arise!
Phoenix
it goes super nova and gets up again.
Techies.
Because it blows.
Omniknight
The sight of it repels everyone :smile:
Silencer
Cuz no girl can talk with it in their mouth.
Beastmaster, cause i'm into beastality.
Tidehunter... Press R to reveal it's secrets!
Comparing my dick to Visage is actually pretty accurate.
It's fully cloaked in foreskin all the way up to the top and some more, but the foreskin tends to loosen when the action happens, only to tighten itself back in the aftermath.
I'm at my best when I'm in the middle of the debauchry, I can't really splooge if I'm not in a context in which I can witness or at least imagine damaging sexual acts happenning.
The sad part is, whenever I pull out with a partner, it gets really awkward. It's a bit reminiscent of grave chill in that my arousment often ends up growing in an inversely proportionate manner to that of my partner. Fuck me.
I hope I never forget my protection and end up having to feed familiars though.
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