The Elder Scrolls Megathread XVI: Loremaster Extraordinaire - Games

[QUOTE=cdr248;47492025]THERE IS A 4X TEXTURE PACK FOR SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS[/QUOTE] I will make this mod, for the greater good

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;47494875]I will make this mod, for the greater good[/QUOTE] The greater good.

Is there a mod that makes NPCs commit crime?

[QUOTE=Sharker;47495541]Is there a mod that makes NPCs commit crime?[/QUOTE] Creation Engine would probably just wither and die if more than two people committed a crime at any given time so I doubt that's a good idea.

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47492954]Don't forget orcs being part of [I]any[/I] pact even though they were treated even worse than argonians until the events of Daggerfall and were basically considered nothing more than useless savages for quite some time.[/QUOTE] I think the Daggerfall Covenant makes the least sense out of the three. At least the Ebonheart Pact all seem to have something to do with each other (Nords being racist to Dunmer and vice-versa, Dunmer enslaving Argonians, etc). I don't see what the correlation between Bretons, Redguards, and Orsimer are other than "yeah our kingdoms are all near each other and the other factions don't want any of us, let's team up wooo".

Servers must be getting hammered.. Oh well, it doesn't start til next week right? [t]http://puu.sh/h8QXt/36f4a48b84.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47495972]I think the Daggerfall Covenant makes the least sense out of the three. At least the Ebonheart Pact all seem to have something to do with each other (Nords being racist to Dunmer and vice-versa, Dunmer enslaving Argonians, etc). I don't see what the correlation between Bretons, Redguards, and Orsimer are other than "yeah our kingdoms are all near each other and the other factions don't want any of us, let's team up wooo".[/QUOTE] I guess the logic is that Bretons are pretty rich and basically hired the redguards and orcs as mercenaries, but that's not at all how the game pictures it.

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47495563]Creation Engine would probably just wither and die if more than two people committed a crime at any given time so I doubt that's a good idea.[/QUOTE] Didn't Beth try to do that for Oblivion and it ended with all the NPCs just stealing everything because food was too expensive and the jail got crowded? I wish the beta version of radiant AI was released. It would turn Oblivion into even more of a hilarious buggy mess.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;47497502]Didn't Beth try to do that for Oblivion and it ended with all the NPCs just stealing everything because food was too expensive and the jail got crowded? I wish the beta version of radiant AI was released. It would turn Oblivion into even more of a hilarious buggy mess.[/QUOTE] From what I remember the issue wasn't the people would steal food and rather that guards would run out of bread and would kill the prisoners to take [I]their[/I] bread.

Man, Skyrim's Thieves' Guild questline is kinda lame, and the radiant quests are easy and repetitive.

What level is recommended to be before going around in Solstheim? I'm level 29 currently and ash spawns are pretty tough and give me quite some trouble.

[QUOTE=-Iker-;47497896]What level is recommended to be before going around in Solstheim? I'm level 29 currently and ash spawns are pretty tough and give me quite some trouble.[/QUOTE] If you like a challenge, then you're probably good at this point. If you like it a bit easier, lower the difficulty because (in my opinion, at least) you should have visited Solstheim earlier than 29 (I generally go around 20, if not immediately after receiving the quest).

bethesda's office should be rigged to release bees every time their games crash [editline]10th April 2015[/editline] maybe like a single bee for every CTD just to give them a fair shake

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47497543]From what I remember the issue wasn't the people would steal food and rather that guards would run out of bread and would kill the prisoners to take [I]their[/I] bread.[/QUOTE] sounds like an amazing social experiment

[QUOTE=Kommodore;47498152]bethesda's office should be rigged to release bees every time their games crash [editline]10th April 2015[/editline] maybe like a single bee for every CTD just to give them a fair shake[/QUOTE] "earth overrun by angry bees."

I've been trying to get that damn rueful axe so i can get rid of this fucking barbas but i keep getting side stepped! i can't think of an npc more annoying than fucking barbas! he MUST have been programmed to be like this specifically! like WHY can't i push him around? why must he be this immovable fucking object that allways sits down where he is the most in the way? why does he keep bumping into me making me steal or pick up useless stuff. god damn it barbas!

[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;47498170]I've been trying to get that damn rueful axe so i can get rid of this fucking barbas but i keep getting side stepped! i can't think of an npc more annoying than fucking barbas! he MUST have been programmed to be like this specifically! like WHY can't i push him around? why must he be this immovable fucking object that allways sits down where he is the most in the way? why does he keep bumping into me making me steal or pick up useless stuff. god damn it barbas![/QUOTE] in all my playthroughs i never went with him you can tell him to fuck off, last time I checked

[QUOTE=GreenLeaf;47498170]I've been trying to get that damn rueful axe so i can get rid of this fucking barbas but i keep getting side stepped! i can't think of an npc more annoying than fucking barbas! he MUST have been programmed to be like this specifically! like WHY can't i push him around? why must he be this immovable fucking object that allways sits down where he is the most in the way? why does he keep bumping into me making me steal or pick up useless stuff. god damn it barbas![/QUOTE] open the console, click on him, type "disable", press enter

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;47498185]open the console, click on him, type "disable", press enter[/QUOTE] what does that do? will it still allow me to finish the quest?

Any cool arch-mage robe replacers? The vanilla one looks like a hobo, but all I can find is one that replaces it with the nocturnal robe.

nope literally all armor and clothing mods for skyrim are either vanilla edits or made by stupid cumlords

[QUOTE=jiggu;47498264]Any cool arch-mage robe replacers? The vanilla one looks like a hobo, but all I can find is one that replaces it with the nocturnal robe.[/QUOTE] Doesn't change the model, but I think this retexture looks really good. [t]http://static-1.nexusmods.com/15/mods/110/images/49110-4-1388147402.jpg[/t] [URL="http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/49110/"]http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/49110/[/URL]

Having Mehrune's razor proc on a draugr deathlord that's about to send you to sovngarde feels pretty good.

[QUOTE=Kommodore;47498270]nope literally all armor and clothing mods for skyrim are either vanilla edits or made by stupid cumlords[/QUOTE] i have not seen the title cumlord since "DARK HARBINGER, LORD OF CUM"

[t]http://static-6.nexusmods.com/15/mods/110/images/47376-1-1428625661.jpg[/t] No offense ma'am but I think you may be misunderstanding the purpose of that outfit's original design.

I don't mind the ESO Elves. I find them more realistic with their appearance being different from individual to individual. In Skyrim all elves looked absolutely terrible, which they didn't in the earlier games. Although you can still make Skyrim-Elves, which is cool. Customization is always good That ESO Bosmer are CUTE! So tiny. [img]http://i.imgur.com/2eWaHJB.png[/img]

Reverse-pickpocketed a copy of The Talos Mistake onto Ulfric Stormcloak.

Welp no matter what I do my bloodskal blade doesn't want to work, even when disabling all mods except the unofficial patches. Guess I'll have to reload a previous save to see whatever is wrong with it.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;47497823]Man, Skyrim's Thieves' Guild questline is kinda lame, and the radiant quests are easy and repetitive.[/QUOTE] It goes relatively fine and then [I]shia-surprise[/I] you're batman have a super-hero costume

I didn't mind the questline but it bothers me how [sp]you end up being the leader of every god damn thing you just joined a week ago ingame time[/sp]