The Elder Scrolls Megathread XVI: Loremaster Extraordinaire - Games

Why do I have to be a pussycat to make a monk character this isn't fair.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/JsdvKiL.jpg[/t] Yeah, I'm bored. Actually kinda pissed that I can't find a sunglasses mod that works with khajiit. Anyone good with the creation kit wanna tell me how to adjust item positions?

I got so annoyed that there are no dog petting mods that I decided to start making one myself. Unfortunately, I am terrible at animating and lazy. [vid]http://zippy.gfycat.com/WebbedRemorsefulAnophelesmosquito.webm[/vid]

[QUOTE=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/images/521053/?][IMG]http://static-7.nexusmods.com/15/images/110/2865586-1429300698.jpg[/IMG] Trust me, put down that broom and sell your shop before you get caught by feminists. They'll lynch you for committing such horrible crimes! What crime, you ask? The crime of doing whatever the heck you want as a woman! In your case, cleaning your establishment and inadvertently catering to the traditional roles of women as perpetuated by the Patriarchy! Duh! [/QUOTE] of all the places to have a rant, and all the images to put next to it

he's probably the type of guy who thinks that women who are disgusted at porn are oppressors

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47547432]he's probably the type of guy who thinks that women who are disgusted at porn are oppressors[/QUOTE] I have yet to meet a single woman who was legit disgusted at porn. Hell, most women I know watch porn every now and then, why wouldn't they. Fucking nexus has somehow got us to talk about porn on a thread about Skyrim, dang it.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;47547351]I got so annoyed that there are no dog petting mods that I decided to start making one myself. Unfortunately, I am terrible at animating and lazy. [vid]http://zippy.gfycat.com/WebbedRemorsefulAnophelesmosquito.webm[/vid][/QUOTE] Is it wrong that I thought the Khajiit was going to stick his dick in it's mouth?

[QUOTE=Aliens218;47547690]Is it wrong that I thought the Khajiit was going to stick his dick in it's mouth?[/QUOTE] It's a skyrim thread, everything is potentially porn.

[QUOTE=Aliens218;47547690]Is it wrong that I thought the Khajiit was going to stick his dick in it's mouth?[/QUOTE] perfectly normal

[QUOTE=Aliens218;47547690]Is it wrong that I thought the Khajiit was going to stick his dick in it's mouth?[/QUOTE] I am inspired now! [img]http://zippy.gfycat.com/SoulfulFreeBighorn.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47544932]The Elder Scrolls could take lessons from Dark Messiah. DM aged really poorly but the mere fact it allows you to hold your power attacks gives you so much more control during combat than anything Skyrim offers. I can understand games like Chivalry having continuous power attacks that you can't hold (but can cancel) since it's a multiplayer game and timing is everything in such games, but since TES is single player they really have no reason not to allow the player to hold onto power attacks (or most attacks for that matter). Even making it a perk that you unlock would be a better deal than nothing. One other thing that Dark Messiah did great was the actual sense of contact that weapons had. When your attacks would connect it felt like they actually hit stuff as the animation would stop and your swing would visibly be interrupted as soon as the weapon touched anything, while in Skyrim every single weapon just sort of ghosts through everything. It makes sense for a sword or a dagger that it'd slash through someone, but a mace or an axe should definitely be stopped in its tracks when hitting something. It's an even bigger shame than the animation stop actually occurs when you hit a shield/blocking opponent, and that's by far when your weapons feel the most satisfying since it actually feels like you're hitting things.[/QUOTE] A mixture of DM and Chivalry would be incredible (not just for a TES game either)

Has this happened to you guys where behind a Master/Expert door, the chest is also locked with Expert/Master? Its fucking annoying as hell.

[QUOTE=Toro;47547932]Has this happened to you guys where behind a Master/Expert door, the chest is also locked with Expert/Master? Its fucking annoying as hell.[/QUOTE] quick save abuse is your friend

[QUOTE=Aliens218;47547690]Is it wrong that I thought the Khajiit was going to stick his dick in it's mouth?[/QUOTE] Are you unfamiliar with drasar's earlier work? [quote] just like skyrim with rolling [/quote] Actually, Witcher's combat is absolutely and utterly different than Skyrim's; position, stance, and momentum all very much matter as do the type of weapon you have and what resistances and training/weapon your opponent has. To put it in perspective, the combat portion of the witcher's code is about equal to the entirety of Skyrim's entire codebase sans CK hooks and dependencies. They're not even comparative other than you hit buttons to do damage. How and why that damage occurs and what that means are entirely different.

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[img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/535f9b7e0803f057f2356709687097e9/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to1_400.jpg[/img][img]https://40.media.tumblr.com/529ea3e06a562d3d09c6844ce8f2ff0f/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to2_400.jpg[/img][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/9d3ba6f03e7daf67b3076548e318d39c/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to3_400.jpg[/img] What companions are your characters traveling with? I'm bouncing aroung with Ugor, Erandur and Kharjo (of course).

[QUOTE=lightningstreak;47548090][IMG]https://41.media.tumblr.com/535f9b7e0803f057f2356709687097e9/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to1_400.jpg[/IMG][IMG]https://40.media.tumblr.com/529ea3e06a562d3d09c6844ce8f2ff0f/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to2_400.jpg[/IMG][IMG]https://41.media.tumblr.com/9d3ba6f03e7daf67b3076548e318d39c/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to3_400.jpg[/IMG] What companions are your characters traveling with? I'm bouncing aroung with Ugor, Erandur and Kharjo (of course).[/QUOTE] Hippy Erandur is strangely fitting, even though the hair textures are pretty mediocre. Also I have Sven with me like 60% of the time because once he started playing a song while I was in the middle of fighting a dragon so now I love him forever. When not Sven, it's usually J'Zargo, Belrand, or Derkeethus.

I've just been switching mine around until I find a group I'm comfortable with. I'm only travelling with Inigo right now, but I've recruited Lydia (obviously), Erandur, Uthgerd, [URL="http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53754/?"]Arissa[/URL] and [URL="http://3dnpc.com/wiki/interesting-npcs/locations/the-pale/callen/"]Callen[/URL].

bethesda really should make hallways and dungeons a little wider or at least improve the pathfinding AI. Even with one companion it's a bitch to walk around tight dungeons where there are a truckload of havok objects and other small static object that block your already janky movement and you can't easily tell them to move out of the way.

I honestly always try to play with companions and then quickly I remember why I never play with companions. They just get stuck or get in the way so much. Not to mention they can't keep up when I use shortcuts and the standing-in-front-of-sword syndrome.

[QUOTE=lightningstreak;47548090][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/535f9b7e0803f057f2356709687097e9/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to1_400.jpg[/img][img]https://40.media.tumblr.com/529ea3e06a562d3d09c6844ce8f2ff0f/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to2_400.jpg[/img][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/9d3ba6f03e7daf67b3076548e318d39c/tumblr_nmyxk6xD3e1tcl44to3_400.jpg[/img] What companions are your characters traveling with? I'm bouncing aroung with Ugor, Erandur and Kharjo (of course).[/QUOTE] One is a copy of my own character, but has lots of magic spells.

[QUOTE=Sharker;47547077][t]http://i.imgur.com/JsdvKiL.jpg[/t] Yeah, I'm bored. Actually kinda pissed that I can't find a sunglasses mod that works with khajiit. Anyone good with the creation kit wanna tell me how to adjust item positions?[/QUOTE] Got a link to the mod? I can make a patch for it.

how would I go about replacing the skeleton creaking with a trumpet sound?

[QUOTE=mentalmoustache;47548373]how would I go about replacing the skeleton creaking with a trumpet sound?[/QUOTE] You're going to have to find the name of the sound file with the skeleton creaking sound effects and replace it.

Has anyone tried making a mod that has giants with bows?

[QUOTE=Tureis;47548425]Has anyone tried making a mod that has giants with bows?[/QUOTE] That would require you to edit behavior files, which is about as difficult as trying to steer a moving vehicle you've never seen, heard about or touched before while blindfolded and your only instructions are provided by a fat clown whose voice is constantly drowned out by a noise suspiciously similar to someone jerking off.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;47548448]That would require you to edit behavior files, which is about as difficult as trying to steer a moving vehicle you've never seen, heard about or touched before while blindfolded and your only instructions are provided by a fat clown whose voice is constantly drowned out by a noise suspiciously similar to someone jerking off.[/QUOTE] Still, I'm surprised that after all this time no one has figured out how to do stuff like that yet. I wanna make a Terror bird dammit.

easiest way is simply setting the scale of an npc to 2 and calling it a giant [editline]17th April 2015[/editline] maybe apply a constant slow effect for sluggishness, custom race with skin textures similar to a penis of a 80 year old man

[QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;47548510]Still, I'm surprised that after all this time no one has figured out how to do stuff like that yet. I wanna make a Terror bird dammit.[/QUOTE] People have sort of figured it out for stuff like [url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53271/?]wings[/url] and there are [url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/54097/?]some[/url] [url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/38376/?]tools[/url] people have created for them, but I don't know how much you can do with them. It's kind of strange thinking that it was easier for the modding community to create a whole new physics plugin and using it for their mods than it has been to figure out how Bethesda's behavior files worked. Really shows how little supports modding was actually given for this game. [editline]|[/editline] Turns out you can't create NPC behaviors with the tool I linked. [t]http://i.minus.com/iMW2o3pnZ149P.png[/t]

bethesda's modding tools are absolute trash and filled with bugs, annoyances, and redundancies. If the creation kit / engine was better then you'd see a lot more skyrim mods.