The Elder Scrolls Megathread XVI: Loremaster Extraordinaire - Games

The top comment on [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/2zq1o4/why_hasnt_tamriel_had_an_industrial_revolution/"]This[/URL] is probably the best thing that describes why TES hasn't evolved in any significant way technologically

recently had an idea that might breathe some fucking roleplaying life into skyrim using Familiar Faces without getting too involved, i thought it'd be fun to level up like 6 characters to lvl 10 or so and align them with differing factions, maybe some are like neutral or whatever, idk. the idea is to have their stories, such as they are, cross for an instant (FF makes this possible) and kill one another, leaving the survivor to maybe eventually to party up with other remaining ones, or not. again, whatever, i'm not sure. obviously i'll probably have favorites so i guess it's them that i'd play as during a showdown, easy as that. it just seems like a fun way to add some dynamic, fun storytelling to the shitty grind, or just so there's actually something at stake that sustains my interest longer than a half hour. [editline]20th April 2015[/editline] maybe this is an elaborate justification for being utterly bored after about 10 levels

I'm at around level 34 and I'm p sure I'm going to die so I think I'm gonna play something else for a bit. [editline]asdp[/editline] Jesus christ in a fuckbasket I have 1,029 hours total on Skyrim. I really hope at least some of that is idle time.

[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;47567299]The top comment on [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/2zq1o4/why_hasnt_tamriel_had_an_industrial_revolution/"]This[/URL] is probably the best thing that describes why TES hasn't evolved in any significant way technologically[/QUOTE] So as I have been wondering, when is the next Akaviri invasion going to occur? They really, REALLY dislike dragons, it seems, seeing as their previous invasions were primarily to rid Tamriel of the beasts. And if I recall correctly, Akavir has been ruled by the Ka Po Tun for quite some time now, and if it indeed has been united for hundreds of years perhaps their technology has managed to eclipse that of Tamriel. Akaviri steamships when?

Actually managed to get everything working. I'm just going to see how powerful he is as a follower at level 1. He can easily kick my ass if I try to fight him. Here's the current dialogue trees [img]http://i.imgur.com/HeyFlvJ.png[/img]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47567437]Actually managed to get everything working. I'm just going to see how powerful he is as a follower at level 1. He can easily kick my ass if I try to fight him. Here's the current dialogue trees [img]http://i.imgur.com/HeyFlvJ.png[/img][/QUOTE] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa those fucking trees

I thought I was having a hard time doing UML diagrams at the school of engineering, but those trees are what nightmares are made of.

what can i say my follower comes from the hist Okay, my follower insults the player based on his race. I can't really come up with insults for Argonian, Redguard, Wood Elf, Bretons, Vampires, and incompatible races. Any ideas?

incompatible races "you don't belong here and you never will, scum"

I just found [url=http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/LoversLab]this gem[/url] on the internet. [I]Someone[/I]'s pretty mad.

Considering that LL has more registered women than men, not sure how that one's going to fly very far; you can only scream 'internalized self mis______y' so long in a nasal screech before people simply ignore you. That said; there is some seriously wtf shit pervading said site.

[QUOTE=war_man333;47567768]incompatible races "you don't belong here and you never will, scum"[/QUOTE] Why do you look different for an Argonian?" "Ironic you asking that, considering you look different from anything I've seen in Skyrim." "Actually, you look like you have the brains of a Khajiit, the sneer of an Altmer, and the attractiveness of a Orc." "You'll fit right in this land full of tolerant people." [QUOTE=Ganerumo;47567785]I just found [url=http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/LoversLab]this gem[/url] on the internet. [I]Someone[/I]'s pretty mad.[/QUOTE] you should see PETA's wiki page for it [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=27X;47567788]Considering that LL has more registered women than men[/QUOTE] i actually do not believe this

[QUOTE=Vasili;47564860]Speaking of which, I have a Nord woman who is slowly becoming a Necromancer. It would be great if I could swap her body with a Draugr once she obtains Lichdom.[/QUOTE] Maybe [URL="http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15880/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fskyrim%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D15880%26preview%3D&pUp=1"]this[/URL] with showracemenu?

Isn't there a mod that already does that.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47567789]Why do you look different for an Argonian?" "Ironic you asking that, considering you look different from anything I've seen in Skyrim." "Actually, you look like you have the brains of a Khajiit, the sneer of an Altmer, and the attractiveness of a Orc." "You'll fit right in this land full of tolerant people." you should see PETA's wiki page for it [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] i actually do not believe this[/QUOTE] You also actually think Washington politics aren't corrupt, so you'll forgive me if I disregard your opinion completely as factual information says otherwise.

what

I visited Calixto's House of Curiosities and I decided I'd sit through his little tour since I was just dicking around. One object in the house caught my eye, and it was the Dancer's Flute, which when played supposedly causes people around to dance uncontrollably. So, first thing that comes to mind is: Has this been made into a useable item with mods, and if not, could I manage to make it myself in the shit bucket known as the Creation Kit? This little flute would be hilarious for the future bard run I want to do.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47567789] i actually do not believe this[/QUOTE] What, that some women are into rape, futa, vore, necro, trap, furry, bondage, bdsm oversized tits and dicks and everything else that some men are into Or that there is a site with more females than males

Kinda a combination of both.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47567881]Kinda a combination of both.[/QUOTE] Well I'd say its certainly not that common for sites to be 2:1 for females, maybe girls are just more reserved when it comes to [I]speaking[/I] about it. And also a general rule I've noticed, if guys are into something, you can safely bet that there are women into it too.

The thing that suprises me, if it is true, is that men are outnumbered.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47567966]The thing that suprises me, if it is true, is that men are outnumbered.[/QUOTE] No, it just means Women can be just as perverted as men can be. Dingus :v:

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;47568047]No, it just means Women can be just as perverted as men can be. Dingus :v:[/QUOTE] no it means there are more women than men who are perverted in the specific ways LL is full of which i'd agree is pretty surprising if true

[QUOTE=elowin;47568064]no it means there are more women than men who are perverted in the specific ways LL is full of which i'd agree is pretty surprising if true[/QUOTE] Is it really THAT surprising? I think I know more women into those things than I do guys.

[QUOTE=27X;47567788]Considering that LL has more registered women than men[/QUOTE] Clicking "female" on the gender dropdown menu does not a lady make. I guarantee you they're all sweaty, basement-dwelling men. I can't think of any reason why a woman would join their ranks unless she's just as disturbingly sex-addicted as they are. [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] c'mon man it's basic internet logic - there are no women here :^)

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47568510]Clicking "female" on the gender dropdown menu does not a lady make. I guarantee you they're all sweaty, basement-dwelling men. [B]I can't think of any reason why a woman would join their ranks unless she's just as disturbingly sex-addicted as they are.[/B] [/QUOTE] I don't think any of us are implying that the women there (if they are actually women) are virginal pure as the driven snow nuns who never utter a swear and have perfect 10/10 bodies more likely, there ARE quite a few women there but they are the female neckbeards or they are just the really really creepy type of girl who can't function in broad daylight fat, lazy, no job, slobbish hairy ogres who flaunt the fact they have a dick-cave for their "fans" and use these mods and make perfect body waifu characters because no human wants to touch them (No, shut up i'm not projecting)

what is wrong with you people? is it so difficult to accept that women have as much sexual desire as men do?

I don't care about what gender they are, the most important thing is that they're all a bunch of creepy fucks who can't play Skyrim unless everything is fucking each other.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;47568941]I don't care about what gender they are, the most important thing is that they're all a bunch of creepy fucks who can't play Skyrim unless everything is fucking each other.[/QUOTE] this is a perfectly valid playthrough i call it a rapethrough :v:

[QUOTE=lintz;47568940]what is wrong with you people? is it so difficult to accept that women have as much sexual desire as men do?[/QUOTE] nononono it's not a matter of sexual desire it's a matter of Lover's Lab being what it is and that there are significantly less women on the internet