The Elder Scrolls Megathread XVI: Loremaster Extraordinaire - Games

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47576288]If you want a funny made up lore tidbit you could add that Argonian alchemists are usually pretty shitty because since they're immune to most poison they don't tend to realize when their potions are noxious as fuck.[/QUOTE] But there's a bit of a problem there. In Oblivion, their poison resistance was 100% (Immune) In Skyrim, their poison resistance was 50% Like what happened to that complete immunity? Are the Argonians in Cyrodiil a different breed of Argonians compared to the ones in Skyrim? I'm hinting that he's from Cyrodiil, just on the border between it and Black Marsh.

[QUOTE=_charon;47576653]It's a word wall with the skeleton of a man who had a troll's head next to it? edit: Are you talking about the snow shader or..?[/QUOTE] All three word walls are layered on top of each other and I'm not getting any words

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47576660]But there's a bit of a problem there. In Oblivion, their poison resistance was 100% (Immune) In Skyrim, their poison resistance was 50% Like what happened to that complete immunity? Are the Argonians in Cyrodiil a different breed of Argonians compared to the ones in Skyrim? I'm hinting that he's from Cyrodiil, just on the border between it and Black Marsh.[/QUOTE] Todd Howard happened.

[QUOTE=Vehk;47576663]All three word walls are layered on top of each other and I'm not getting any words[/QUOTE] That happened to me in one of my previous playthroughs, the only way I could fix it was to learn the word via player.teachword in console. (in some cases, it's also setstage if its in a multi-stage quest) edit: Fucking Ralis Sedarys is sucking me god damn dry, he first asks for 1000 gold to dig out kolbjorn, and now hes asking for 2000. The fucking wiki says the quest costs 11,000 gold. Can you do kolbjorn without him? I feel like hes conning me to hell.

[QUOTE=Toro;47576680]That happened to me in one of my previous playthroughs, the only way I could fix it was to learn the word via player.teachword in console. (in some cases, it's also setstage if its in a multi-stage quest) edit: Fucking Ralis Sedarys is sucking me god damn dry, he first asks for 1000 gold to dig out kolbjorn, and now hes asking for 2000. The fucking wiki says the quest costs 11,000 gold. Can you do kolbjorn without him? I feel like hes conning me to hell.[/QUOTE] [sp]If you consider being possessed by a dragon priest conning, then yes, he is.[/sp] You get some interesting pieces of armor and such if you do the quest, and a follower if you don't kill Ralis, but honestly the quest isn't really worth it in the long run. [editline]asdf[/editline] [QUOTE=Toro;47577000]I'm trying to do a collection of all of the DP masks, so I have to do it. Also you make absolutely ludicrous amounts of gold throughout the DLC anyway (I remember making about 6k gold killing Lurkers)[/QUOTE] Then it seems more time-consuming than demanding, doesn't it? Unless you're saving up for something in particular. I think I remember having more than enough gold to do his quests the first time I played DB. Or maybe I cheated. Maybe you should cheat. :v:

[QUOTE=Vehk;47576977][sp]If you consider being possessed by a dragon priest conning, then yes, he is.[/sp] You get some interesting pieces of armor and such if you do the quest, and a follower if you don't kill Ralis, but honestly the quest isn't really worth it in the long run.[/QUOTE] I'm trying to do a collection of all of the DP masks, so I have to do it. Also you make absolutely ludicrous amounts of gold throughout the DLC anyway (I remember making about 6k gold killing Lurkers)

Ah, the Dragonborn has to fuck a prostitute a few times to advance one of Helgen Reborn's quests. I'm sorry, I think I might've installed the wrong mod here. Can I get a refund?

[QUOTE=Vehk;47577438]Ah, the Dragonborn has to fuck a prostitute a few times to advance one of Helgen Reborn's quests. I'm sorry, I think I might've installed the wrong mod here. Can I get a refund?[/QUOTE] Does that actually happen? I guess I choose the right dialogue options. But yeah I had the same reaction. "Are you fucking kidding don't tell me there's a sex scene here."

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47577461]Does that actually happen?[/QUOTE] Complete with fake orgasm, yes. [quote=Dianna]Wow baby, that was divine! I should be paying you![/quote] I'm just going to pretend this mod never happened once it's over.

lmao what I do not believe you

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47577480]lmao what I do not believe you[/QUOTE] I'm dead fucking serious. This is my dead fucking serious face. I'm pretty convinced I actually DID install the wrong mod, or the wrong version of the Helgen Reborn mod anyways. Seriously [editline]adsf[/editline] I didn't take a screenshot of the conversation cause I was too busy raising my right eyebrow and stifling laughter, but here's the quest log. [t]http://i.imgur.com/lvjlAey.jpg[/t] Apparently Dianna is her title, not her name.

[url]https://youtu.be/VDFVxJZb-TQ?t=1084[/url] holy fuck you are

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47577529][url]https://youtu.be/VDFVxJZb-TQ?t=1084[/url] holy fuck you are[/QUOTE] why the fuck is he roleplaying the lines out why the fuck is this the next video related [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okoASpjy2LA[/media] why the fuck am i watching this at all

[QUOTE=Pops;47577662]why the fuck is he roleplaying the lines out why the fuck is this the next video related [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okoASpjy2LA[/media] why the fuck am i watching this at all[/QUOTE] More importantly, why does his standing position consist of the character doing a mini strip-tease.

[QUOTE=Vehk;47577438]Ah, the Dragonborn has to fuck a prostitute a few times to advance one of Helgen Reborn's quests. I'm sorry, I think I might've installed the wrong mod here. Can I get a refund?[/QUOTE] I think you can just pay her extra instead but whatever floats your boat and all that.

[QUOTE=Sharker;47577853]I think you can just pay her extra instead but whatever floats your boat and all that.[/QUOTE] How much is "extra"? I was carrying like less than a thousand gold at the time and the "have sex" option is 500, so I didn't have much choice. Christ, [i]I[/i] feel like the prostitute here. [editline]afsd[/editline] I was expecting a Speechcraft option at some point, and I wasn't expecting a sex scene in a largely acclaimed mod. On second thought, maybe I should've seen that coming. Bah, I shouldn't even get worked up about it. Skyrim modders have already been established as terminally silly people.

[QUOTE=Sharker;47557318]Apparently the greenhouse in Hearthfire adds a beehive to your house.[/QUOTE] [vid]http://fat.gfycat.com/InsidiousDefenselessCivet.webm[/vid]

Ah, the perfect environment for those spunky little orphans I adopted!

So on a more sane note, one of the several things I applaud Interesting NPCs for is that you can ask Isobel in Falkreath out for drinks. It's surprisingly un-creepy for a Skyrim mod too. You chat for a bit in the inn, she heads home for the night and your relationship rank increases to "friend". No fucking or sudden declarations of love involved. It was sort of an "oh that just happened" moment but without the uncomfortableness. :v:

[QUOTE=Sharker;47578077][vid]http://fat.gfycat.com/InsidiousDefenselessCivet.webm[/vid][/QUOTE] We know [B]exactly[/B] who's responsible for this! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc[/media]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/fkP3Pe6.png[/img] im not even 25% done [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] idk if I should voice this, someone pm'd me asking if I needed a voice actor, I said no because I thought I wouldn't have motivation for making this.

you could make an improvised labyrinth puzzle with that

a fun game to play while having writers block is "find the swastikas"

I made a Poison of Weakness to Poison. Interesting, but doesn't sound very efficient.

After realising that my writing is terrible I added an option for the player to say "This story is absolute bullshit." And my follower will admit he's been lying about his backstory this whole time in order to not sound pathetic. [QUOTE=Vehk;47578974]I made a Poison of Weakness to Poison. Interesting, but doesn't sound very efficient.[/QUOTE] If you had a bunch of 100% weakness to poison posions then you can probably stack them 100% will turn into 200% 200% will turn into 400% 400% will turn into 800% assuming it works that way

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47579024]After realising that my writing is terrible I added an option for the player to say "This story is absolute bullshit." And my follower will admit he's been lying about his backstory this whole time in order to not sound pathetic. If you had a bunch of 100% weakness to poison posions then you can probably stack them 100% will turn into 200% 200% will turn into 400% 400% will turn into 800% assuming it works that way[/QUOTE] And after stacking it for an entire fight, you can finish of a blood dragon with a weak poison of damage health, it's genius!

[t]http://i.imgur.com/d3RovoF.jpg[/t] can someone explain to me why characters now look incredibly gay like i don't remember installing any mods that make men more beautiful

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;47579444][t]http://i.imgur.com/d3RovoF.jpg[/t] can someone explain to me why characters now look incredibly gay like i don't remember installing any mods that make men more beautiful[/QUOTE] ...How does he look gay? He's still Default McDefaultface. Only thing that looks different are his eyes. [editline]asdf[/editline] [t]http://i.imgur.com/CYuHQd3.png[/t] [URL="http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/52322/?"]Eh[/URL] and [URL="http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/13722/?"]eh[/URL]. Good combination, do recommend.

And also bright lighting Also holy shit PerMa is a pain to install via MO. I had to unzip it manually and rezip it so the program could even extract it correctly, then apparently the default PaMa jar is the correct one to use, and not the one that explicitly says "MO" in its name

Maybe it's his eyelashes idk do normal dude eyelashes look like that