The Elder Scrolls Megathread XVI: Loremaster Extraordinaire

[cdr248]

[QUOTE=gk99;47263968]Speaking of novels, did those TES books come out?

I fucking want to own a copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid just to say I do.[/QUOTE]

Seeing as most of the books don't go past 5 pages you'll probably be buying a collection of them.

[Jojje]

[QUOTE=war_man333;47262621]I don't think you could ever argue that rape and sex is non-canon, but I just don't feel that they fit in an RPG. It doesn't add much to the game that you can have sex with characters.
murder adds a lot though![/QUOTE]

You did get a stimpak out of the ghoul woman in Fallout 3 after you sleep with her. One you should promptly stab into your dick.

[lavacano]

personally i just want a copy of the Real Barenziah

i actually really like that book for some reason

[MegaJohnny]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;47262088]another shitty follower has made it to the front page

"This mod adds a new stand-alone follower Lamae."
"SHE IS THE FIRST VAMPIRE, TRANSFORMED FROM MALOG BAL SHE..."

god that place really is turning into fucking deviant art with it's stupid samey OCs[/QUOTE]
It gets half a point though for not putting her in the Bannered Mare. There are so many mods centred in Whiterun Hold, and it doesn't satisfy my Solitude fetish.

[Conely]

[QUOTE=lavacano;47265266]personally i just want a copy of the Real Barenziah

i actually really like that book for some reason[/QUOTE]

it's the power of the turgid barbed penis worming its way into your mind

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=Cone;47267098]it's the power of the turgid barbed penis worming its way into your mind[/QUOTE]

Hell, they could release the version with that passage cut like they'd been doing in newer games and I'd probably still want it

[Lordgeorge16]

I'd like a copy of Cicero's journals. They're the only books in Skyrim I bother reading from start to finish.

[BloodShot12]

[video=youtube;x7Tjja5KHlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Tjja5KHlY&feature=youtu.be[/video]

DaggerSim X

[ClarkWasHere]

[t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/708526731855304839/063766F81A0985ACDF7F66C5C5D3B59FF31DC15C/[/t]

[kloaz]

Rufio is a quicker man than anyone has thought

[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/CXckjs.jpg[/t]

[Lordgeorge16]

[QUOTE=Bloodshot12;47268010][video=youtube;x7Tjja5KHlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Tjja5KHlY&feature=youtu.be[/video]

DaggerSim X[/QUOTE]

Needs a Jihad edit with Salil Sawarim playing in the background while your crash your plane into that city and then a bunch of Redguards start coming up on the screen yelling "allahu ackbar!"

[Lexinator]

Can someone give me a guide on being a mage in oblivion i usually get to level 3 and then get wrecked.
Im currently on a warrior with Oblivion XP but want to start a mage.

[Pops]

is this a real npc? [url]http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Trayvond_the_Redguard[/url]

also, redguards would be screaming "hoonding guide me" if anything

[url]http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Hoonding[/url]

[cdr248]

[QUOTE=Pops;47269676]is this a real npc? [url]http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Trayvond_the_Redguard[/url]

also, redguards would be screaming "hoonding guide me" if anything

[url]http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Hoonding[/url][/QUOTE]

pleb not using uesp

[Sharker]

Can anyone recommend some mods that add real life armors and weapons?

[opaali]

[QUOTE=Sharker;47270107]Can anyone recommend some mods that add real life armors and weapons?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/42470/?[/url]

[Linkuya]

[QUOTE=cdr248;47269981]pleb not using uesp[/QUOTE]

always happy to hear that

[cdr248]

Anyone know how to use pFyyi for oblivion? Loads of vague tutorials telling me to install Python 2.6 but any version of Python I install seems to be incompatible with pFyyi

[_maverick_]

once i get my new computer(and not this shitty vista laptop) i'll be sure to keep records of my monstrous playthroughs. i've got some great stuff planned out, for instance i've found a mod that lets me shoot magic out of my character's nipples and/or dick, among many other nefarious horrific things :v:

[Askaris]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;47272134]once i get my new computer(and not this shitty vista laptop) i'll be sure to keep records of my monstrous playthroughs. i've got some great stuff planned out, for instance i've found a mod that lets me shoot magic out of my character's nipples and/or dick, among many other nefarious horrific things :v:[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s103/Askaris/molag guide my cock_zpsxp11d7nw.png"]A vision of the horror that is to come[/URL]

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Sharker;47270107]Can anyone recommend some mods that add real life armors and weapons?[/QUOTE]

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u33mcUfX0Aw]Albion swords is a fantastic series of mods that add one and two handed swords based on real, actual swords that exist and you can buy. They're stunningly high quality and completely avoid the paddle effect Bethesda loves so much.[/url]

[url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/32988/?]Historical Revival adds Roman armor and weapons among other things in game. Unfortunately it's no longer being worked on, but it does include some other cultures like Celts.[/url] [url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/10740/?]A standalone, reportedly more stable version of the Roman gear can be found here.[/url]

[url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/30647/?]NorseViking Armor II adds chainmail armors, not based on anything AFAIK but the mod author states its made with historical accuracy and realism in mind. No clue how accurate that is, but you might like the armor.[/url]

[url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/19372/?]Viking Chainmail Armor equally states to be realistic, again that might be dubious, I can't say one way or the other. I do remember some person stating that the one with the green kilt being more celtic than anything but I don't remember too well.[/url]

[url=http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/39870/?]Honorable mention to LeanWolf's better shaped weapons. It doesn't add any real life armor and weapons but it makes the existing ones look more like something that could actually exist and be used and less like a paddle.[/url]

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;47272134]once i get my new computer(and not this shitty vista laptop) i'll be sure to keep records of my monstrous playthroughs. i've got some great stuff planned out, for instance i've found a mod that lets me shoot magic out of my character's nipples and/or dick, among many other nefarious horrific things :v:[/QUOTE]

you're too late, the 8-nippled khajiit mod was discontinued, deleted and seems to have completely disappeared ages ago

[gk99]

[QUOTE=cdr248;47264101]Seeing as most of the books don't go past 5 pages you'll probably be buying a collection of them.[/QUOTE]

I like to imagine that they'll actual write it out instead of selling five-page books.

Who knows, maybe they'll get extremely popular among female readers and become Fifty Shades of Colto.

[_charon]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;47268392][t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/708526731855304839/063766F81A0985ACDF7F66C5C5D3B59FF31DC15C/[/t][/QUOTE]

That's Oblivion Character Overhaul v2, right? Did you do something to get the orc ears and bodies to match the heads, rather than staying their horrible vanilla color? I'm sick of dark green orc heads with bright green bodies.

[lavacano]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;47268392][t]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/708526731855304839/063766F81A0985ACDF7F66C5C5D3B59FF31DC15C/[/t][/QUOTE]

which UI mod is that? it looks better than what I have now (which I think is DarnUI but I'm not sure)

[Jojje]

Pretty sure that's just vanilla with a font replacer.

[Hodd Toward]

Guess what's in the frontpage?

[IMG]http://static-2.nexusmods.com/15/mods/110/images/63298-5-1425651602.jpg[/IMG]

A bloody joyeux. What the hell is a joyeux?
[IMG]http://static-2.nexusmods.com/15/mods/110/images/63298-4-1425286575.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/44wzuFf.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Mfw+quot+my+brother+has+the+softest+lips+quot+_d5f681c0d0d31dace5c718b2205912e3.jpg[/IMG]

[Lordgeorge16]

[url]http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/63469/?[/url]

It's quite disturbing when someone is so obsessed with a real-life actress that they strive to recreate said actress in their favorite video game as closely as possible and even go as far as uploading the RaceMenu preset to the Nexus.

[editline]7th March 2015[/editline]

and from as shitty a show as ghost hunters no less

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47275127][url]http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/63469/?[/url]

It's quite disturbing when someone is so obsessed with a real-life actress that they strive to recreate said actress in their favorite video game as closely as possible and even go as far as uploading the RaceMenu preset to the Nexus.

[editline]7th March 2015[/editline]

and from as shitty a show as ghost hunters no less[/QUOTE]

wow.
he should probably go outside more, that's unhealthy.

(pot calling the kettle black)

[GHOST!!!!]

Everytime I think of reinstalling Skyrim, I realised I'm going to have to install about a billion mods again, and then I get put off wanting to reinstall it because I almost have to install those billion mods.