The Facepunch Moderator Simstravaganza! An LP involving you guys! - Games

Why hasn't anyone mentioned Seano yet?

Holy shit, Max would make an amazing addition to this little menagerie.

[QUOTE=Brobattington;46684995]Holy shit, Max would make an amazing addition to this little menagerie.[/QUOTE] Said everyone.

[b]Day 1 - Continued[/b] This one’s gonna be a two parter, aw yeah! [b]Last time, we left the dynamic duo of Swebbony and Cubeman to fend for themselves. Now, we check in on them![/b] [t]http://i.imgur.com/SUCkpfS.png[/t] It appears that Cubeman is beyond happy with his current situation… ...so let’s go check on Swebbony [t]http://i.imgur.com/YfHNRhJ.png[/t] Swebbony, like Craptasket, really enjoys random pieces of furniture [t]http://i.imgur.com/gu3pnd8.png[/t] I mean just look at that concentration! Suddenly, a message pops up about Cubeman! [t]http://i.imgur.com/pZrqrel.png[/t] Dumbass can’t use a garage door, so I had to give him a different one [t]http://i.imgur.com/0Uvfk7w.png[/t] Yeah, I mean you In the meantime while Cubeman struggled with the idea of opening a fucking garage door, Swebbony decided to sit down and enjoy the beach [t]http://i.imgur.com/WwaDtiK.png[/t] He is really soaking up that view. But I heard laughing and simlish coming from the bushe-- [t]http://i.imgur.com/pDUdlcF.png[/t] [b]OH MY JESUS WHEN DID YOU GET THERE[/b] Swebbony, being the friendly guy he is, decided to head on over to the two stalkers and chat them up. [t]http://i.imgur.com/JSSeSrz.png[/t] Needless to say, it appears like he really likes Rusty. [t]http://i.imgur.com/vX5j4KP.png[/t] In the meantime, our main man Craptasket just sat out in the water and stared majestically. Unfortunately, he mostly just swam around and thought about the loch ness monster and party hats, I guess. [b]MEAAANWHILE[/b] [t]http://i.imgur.com/uINGlB3.png[/t] Cubeman sat down and decided to get to work on a nonfiction book. However, the game asked me for a title. [t]http://i.imgur.com/gO2qQDT.png[/t] There we go. [b]MEAAANWHILE[/b] [t]http://i.imgur.com/RswUdFT.png[/t] Unlike what Swebbony’s complexion shows, he and Postal are becoming the best of friends! [t]http://i.imgur.com/ueu4tj7.png[/t] See! Hooray! Swebbony suddenly invites Postal over, and sets off on a quest to prepare a late-day lunch for his newfound friend. [t]http://i.imgur.com/7K5R797.png[/t] Setting off a little too fast, I guess. Postal is left in the dirt and doesn’t know if he should feel insulted or not. The two hopped in a cab together and sped off to Swebbony’s house. Needless to say, Rusty and Craptasket must feel pretty jelly, I know I would! [t]http://i.imgur.com/ZlDdDLx.png[/t] Postal, being the strong man, invites himself inside. [t]http://i.imgur.com/BvnxexY.png[/t] haddags. [t]http://i.imgur.com/4bEvEof.png[/t] Here’s the table setup for lunch. I decided it’d be best for Postal to meet Cubeman as well, so I pulled up a separate table for our little mayor. [t]http://i.imgur.com/cZZsnmW.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/rnQB6nu.png[/t] Unfortunately, his escapades with shittalking police have caused [del]dumbass[/del] Cubeman to get stuck in a table. [t]http://i.imgur.com/CmDJRgq.png[/t] Cubeman decides to introduce himself...with [b]“rude introduction”[/b] [t]http://i.imgur.com/nh4UcJ0.png[/t] Needless to say, Postal is not amused! [b][u]TUNE IN LATER TONIGHT FOR THE SPECIAL EPISODE: “MY LUNCH WITH SWEBBONY”[/u][/b]

add zoneslyvania and make him keep harassing the mods for attention by attempting to chew their heads

It's. Beautiful.

Is Garry going in at some point?

Just want to remind you about the Rust gang, 10 or 12 deformed inbred brothers living in a shanty town committing robberies and insulting people. Do it.

You really should add the great titty king Firerain as a Snoop Dogg lookalike. And when you inevitably put Max in make sure to make him look like this. [IMG]https://britishgirlinparis.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ist2_8514665-frenchman-with-french-baguettes.jpg[/IMG]

i don't think I'm ever gonna get tired of cubeman reaction screenshots

This makes me want to try and learn the Sims 3 town creator thingamabob to make a small town in the shape of the FP logo, to serve as an ideal location for this LP

Make Hezzy and then kill him. Then have garry move into Hezzy's house so he is forever haunted by Hezzy's ghost.

you can make deals with the grim reaper, right you gotta bring dragon back

Perhaps also TH89. I'm debating whether he should be black

[QUOTE=Marzipas;46686468]add zoneslyvania and make him keep harassing the mods for attention by attempting to chew their heads[/QUOTE] also have 90% of his posts just be snipped

Make cubeman join the political career but make him atrociously bad at it.

Add monkey_123 as a kid who buys ridiculous overpriced shit

where is the pets?

[QUOTE=Killuah;46687168]where is the pets?[/QUOTE] You are the pet killuah, you will be added and be placed in a musty basement and be forgotten about.

who are you?

[URL="http://wikipunch.com/Category:Users"]Here's a list of notable users you can go by[/URL]

[b]The Lunchtimes[/b] We just left off with a lunchtime being set up involving hot dogs and insults. [t]http://i.imgur.com/qspnmmt.png[/t] Mainly insults. Cubeman continues to be a giant asswagon towards Postal, and Postal’s gettin’ real tired of this absent minded prick. [t]http://i.imgur.com/vkX4dEf.png[/t] Postal tries his best to strike up a conversation with Cubeman about Jaykin’ Bacon It fails. [t]http://i.imgur.com/jkNYXHj.png[/t] However, Lunch has been called up. Cubeman, being the shit he is, watched television instead. [t]http://i.imgur.com/vQYL83l.png[/t] Swebbony consumes his hotdogs with absolute swagger [t]http://i.imgur.com/qgVZljJ.png[/t] And Postal….sits away from his new friend? [sp]Pathfinding?[/sp] Postal decides to get up and try out Swebbony’s computer game selection. But first [t]http://i.imgur.com/AZjoPb0.png[/t] [b]OOOOT UUUF CHURRR[/b] [t]http://i.imgur.com/Sim9P3y.png[/t] Postal is playing video games at his friend’s house, barely speaking a word. At this point, swebbony has wandered off into the bathroom. [t]http://i.imgur.com/O8KasfI.png[/t] Swebbony pisses like a man’s man, without hands. Good on you, Sweb. Suddenly, whilst zipping and flushing, Cubeman came fuckin’ running out of nowhere. [t]http://i.imgur.com/xXnmAFe.png[/t] I guess the absent mindedness got the better of his bladder. [t]http://i.imgur.com/2NM8RQa.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/o3cR2nj.png[/t] [quote]The police made me pee myself - Cubeman[/quote] Cubeman can no longer hide his shame, as karma has bitten him in the ass. Or the dick. Whatever. [t]http://i.imgur.com/H6HFcOV.png[/t] Swebbony’s face just reads “the shit I put up with” As Cubeman gets around to cleaning, Swebbony decides to talk to the now standing Postal. [t]http://i.imgur.com/Q0CDMcj.png[/t] Their conversation is going along well wh-- [t]http://i.imgur.com/VNuI98N.png[/t] Wait what [t]http://i.imgur.com/M4Py7in.png[/t] Woah woah [i]wait a minute[/i] [t]http://i.imgur.com/SGLGsOD.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/FfX1vHX.png[/t] [b]GUYS STOP[/b] [b]Will they fuck? Will Cubeman stop being a little shit? Only one answer is yes, find out not exactly next time but soon![/b]

[QUOTE=chipsnapper2;46687325][URL="http://wikipunch.com/Category:Users"]Here's a list of notable users you can go by[/URL][/QUOTE] jewdozer would be a good one, everyone keeps telling her to fuck off but it only makes her stronger. Also it would provide some much needed gender diversity to this misogynistic disgrace. [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46687405] [B]GUYS STOP[/B] [/QUOTE] this is getting weird

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46687405] [t]http://i.imgur.com/Q0CDMcj.png[/t] Their conversation is going along well wh-- [t]http://i.imgur.com/VNuI98N.png[/t] Wait what [t]http://i.imgur.com/M4Py7in.png[/t] Woah woah [i]wait a minute[/i] [t]http://i.imgur.com/SGLGsOD.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/FfX1vHX.png[/t] [b]GUYS STOP[/b] [b]Will they fuck? Will Cubeman stop being a little shit? Only one answer is yes, find out not exactly next time but soon![/b][/QUOTE] [B]YES. THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE PERFECT MOD BEGINS![/B]

[quote]The police made me pee myself - Cubeman[/quote]

why do you keep misspelling swebonnys name

[QUOTE=Scot;46687416]jewdozer would be a good one, everyone keeps telling her to fuck off but it only makes her stronger. Also it would provide some much needed gender diversity to this misogynistic disgrace.[/QUOTE] I tried getting her to post her nudes in RC once for hilarity, shes a prime cum dumpster bitch.

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;46687460]why do you keep misspelling swebonnys name[/QUOTE] idk why does Cubeman not know what a toilet is

[QUOTE=LSK;46682072]add some druggies from DD[/QUOTE] yes make a dilapidated crack den to give policeman hezzy something to do

Too good. I haven't laughed this hard in months, you better not abandon this save Build a rickety house covered in awful art, fill it with furries, and burn it down. Some will die, some will escape, some will be left to wander and stay in others' houses. This would be a [I]perfect[/I] recreation of the Lifestyles & Hobbies massacre.