The Facepunch Moderator Simstravaganza! An LP involving you guys!
222 replies, posted
You should install a bunch of crappy violence mods
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;46709111]You should install a bunch of crappy violence mods[/QUOTE]
Oh yes, what about that mod that gives you the ability to do sick fucking body-slams?
[QUOTE=riki2cool;46709283]Oh yes, what about that mod that gives you the ability to do sick fucking body-slams?[/QUOTE]
Gotta be careful with this though.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qpBRf6XNf8]look what happen to joel[/url]
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46708065][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] - Max of Sucks2Dicks
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img] - WhiteHusky
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/wrench.png[/img] - Original Sim[/QUOTE]
Add max then instantly kill him so that his ghost haunts the mod haus.
[QUOTE=Crimor;46710143]Add max then instantly kill him so that his ghost haunts the mod haus.[/QUOTE]
No no no. Keep him, but make him so unlikeable by everyone that he gets depression.
[b]Update #4-1[/b]
[b]New Arrivals[/b]
Our latest addition to the group, are
[t]http://i.imgur.com/pcRBrvT.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/9vYMgZv.png[/t]
[b]MaxofSucks2Dix![/b]
and his fucktard sidekick
[t]http://i.imgur.com/jrx5HE6.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Q4AOnD3.png[/t]
[b]SigmaLambda![/b]
The two are eerily similar, though not in appearance. Nonetheless, the two will learn to get along in their ultimately surveillance-ready home!
[t]http://i.imgur.com/GdSmhek.png[/t]
See? No racism here! Not when people can see you takin’ a hot, sloppy shit!
[t]http://i.imgur.com/RgYDxfW.png[/t]
The two start off a bit tired, since they’ve been brought forth to mutilate this world at nighttime.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/1Y0C3EH.png[/t]
Max is extremely upset that his recycling bin is not big enough to fill with his shitty SFM ideas
[t]http://i.imgur.com/E6yzMbH.png[/t]
Sigma is so goddamn fat that when he lays down, his gut morphs through the layer of blanket that protects us from seeing his fat corpse
[i]a few hours later…[/i]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/DwqhwK1.png[/t]
[b]IT AWAKENS[/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/GLCN2bw.png[/t]
Sigma decides to sit down and pretend he’s typing on the computer, since I refused to give the two of them one. They have plenty in their home. Let’s see what’s on TV for ol’ Sigma.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/JY1MG49.png[/t]
Nevermind.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/k2Lgfhu.png[/t]
In the meantime, Max has been struggling to learn how to make waffles. However, his tiny fempyro-focused mind was too busy freaking out about how the tables were placed.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/G3xxrUM.png[/t]
Who the fuck uses an oven for waffles?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/iee23sA.png[/t]
[b]IT SENSES FOOD[/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/e8p2BVN.png[/t]
Gee, it really seems that Mr. Baguette Fucker really enjoys these waffles, look how much his chin is protruding!
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rowJ5UO.png[/t]
[b]Sweet fuck[/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/7wBepu5.png[/t]
Sigma migrates and decides to keep fucking staring at me like that
[t]http://i.imgur.com/HyCPcJI.png[/t]
We end the part here with the two biggest fuckers in FP history to sit here and ruin it for the rest of us.
[b]Stay Tuned people[/b]
Is Smigma supposed to have fangs?
Because he looks like he has fucking fangs :v:
[b]Continued! The SwebSaga[/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/vkUbIqd.png[/t]
Craptasket is suspicious over Postal’s newfound boyfriend, who sulks outside
[t]http://i.imgur.com/6gUm8u8.png[/t]
Oh wow, Craptasket actually hates Sweb
[t]http://i.imgur.com/TPEHgoy.png[/t]
Postal makes his way outside and decides to talk to Swebonny. The two hit it off, as Sweb decides to tell a hilarious joke about Cubeman’s google glass
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ApkCxyM.png[/t]
Postal is busy thinking about...oh this [i]cannot[/i] be good
[t]http://i.imgur.com/9XLQckL.png[/t]
A paper kid comes running on over, but I don’t think...it(?) would enjoy the sight
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ydJCNyH.png[/t]
This is just a great fucking picture
[t]http://i.imgur.com/GIv68Hd.png[/t]
Swebonny is horrified and attempts to flee the hideous child
[t]http://i.imgur.com/pdd4BPZ.png[/t]
Only to be met with Beau Andrews the Halfling (I guess) speaking to his roommate. The two seem to be...going okay?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/5RgO8zS.png[/t]
Beau suggests that the two consume a small child, which prompts Cubeman to go away.
Beau follows.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/RobiCfE.png[/t]
A sad Swebonny sits watching mysteries as Beau and Cubeman are actually interacting.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/MtnGCaY.png[/t]
It appears that Beau is leaving, which makes Sweb happy
[t]http://i.imgur.com/QxB2giS.png[/t]
So Sweb decides to get [b]fuckin [i]Shredded[/i][/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/J2VUNDs.png[/t]
Or not. Beau just turns right back around and walks inside. Good on you, ye fat bastard…
[t]http://i.imgur.com/7tvS3Lq.png[/t]
As if he actually could.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/RdIzMYD.png[/t]
Wow, it appears that Beau’s massive maw opens up and a strange repetetive sound echoes from his lungs. He’s happy at Cubeman’s joke...and immediately
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rzLO5a9.png[/t]
Begins fucking [i]criticizing[/i] him for no real reason.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/mxnQbK9.png[/t]
He’s really takin’ it bad.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/UMgTSmA.png[/t]
*godzilla noises*
[b]Stay tuned![/b]
Craptasket hated Sweboner because he took postal away from him with his manliness and thus he cannot create the actual true OTP which is Craptasket and postal.
[editline]15th December 2014[/editline]
Also, postal is going to ban everyone if that capital P in his name isn't changed back to a lower case p.
Can the [URL="http://wikipunch.com/Badage_Boys"]Badage Boys[/URL] at least pay a visit to town? please?
[QUOTE=chipsnapper2;46712477]Can the [URL="http://wikipunch.com/Badage_Boys"]Badage Boys[/URL] at least pay a visit to town? please?[/QUOTE]
Make one of them Schizo Man and another his pet dog. Also make them Popular so that people will endlessly scream about them.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46710275]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/DwqhwK1.png[/t]
[b]IT AWAKENS[/b]
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am I staring right into the gaping jaws of Abaddon or what
still no me 0/10
[QUOTE=Rusty100;46716882]still no me 0/10[/QUOTE]
Worry not my friend!
The CubeMan parts are on-point and hilarious, keep up the good work
I've never seen a more french face than Sim-Max's
absolutely perfect
[b]Part Fev[/b]
We ignore the shitheads next door to focus on our special ones at home!
[t]http://i.imgur.com/FLC1CkL.png[/t]
Craptasket is busy jammin’ it out on some shitty EA game that has a lot of DLCs.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/yVFJmOy.png[/t]
And Rusty...this is just fuckin’ sad.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/wUqPNtg.png[/t]
Postal comes up and decides to share his opinion about Rusty.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/x3LfdMo.png[/t]
Who definitely agrees.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/GDg7kMk.png[/t]
Craptasket walks away from his computer and begins eying the now lonely foosbal table.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/cYozuwo.png[/t]
Just look at this fuckin’ face, seriously.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/8ydjCRd.png[/t]
Rusty proceeds to open a can of whoopass on Craptasket.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/cay94uY.png[/t]
Who then expresses his concerns over a possible Sweb/Postal Devilspawn Baby. Rusty ignores him and continues to push Craptasket’s shit in.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/6W2CyVx.png[/t]
That is, of course, until Craptasket manages to make a score on Rusty, absolutely shattering the poor guy’s heart.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/3F0SUam.png[/t]
Aww, isn’t that nice. Rusty decides to apologise to Craptasket for being so mean earlier.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/RGSArZn.png[/t]
Geez, he’s really upset about this. Luckily, Craptasket accepts the apology. Rusty then decides to spice up life with a little joke or two about cinema.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/I8kGh6k.png[/t]
Which just makes Craptasket upset since Rusty’s movie humor doesn’t make sense.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/5aQp3Nz.png[/t]
Rusty decides to make a funny face at Craptasket, and inadvertently spears his soft palette with his tongue. Craptasket responds with
[t]http://i.imgur.com/GYDuxvh.png[/t]
[b]Holy fuck[/b]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/a6YAWJr.png[/t]
In the meantime, Postal decides to see if he can get [i][b]fukn RIIIIPPED[/b][/i]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Dirfco1.png[/t]
After accidentally terrifying Rusty, Craptasket decides to make some jokes about movies, that Rusty ultimately finds offensive and inaccurate.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Ho8HXKb.png[/t]
[quote]Fuck it I’ll ban rust kiddies - Postal[/quote]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ImfHHl9.png[/t]
Craptasket pulls some lovecraftian horror out of his ass and shows it to Rusty, who is horrified.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/O9d5MWi.png[/t]
He then proceeds to fuckin’ EAT the thing, and gives the smuggest look anyone could ever give after eating probably dogshit.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gXjyiTK.png[/t]
Postal continues to struggle to make gains of any kind. He contemplates if Sweb should be the musclehound of their relationship.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/IH5PGHt.png[/t]
Rusty is downright upset with Craptasket and his inappropriate behavior, and just can’t stand it anymore.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/l0hKwke.png[/t]
[quote]Fuckin’ quit it - Rusty[/quote]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/nBXhOx6.png[/t]
It looks as if Postal has just soiled himself, but unlike Cubeman, he has not done so. Yet.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ZCgbUfu.png[/t]
Craptasket comes in and then begins to giggle about Soda, possibly thinking about a Coca-Cola Enema of some sorts.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/G9ZigBH.png[/t]
Postal makes his way downstairs and flashes his goodies for the internet before stepping into a hot shower.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/UgRW0K8.png[/t]
Meanwhile, it appears that Rusty is contemplating as to exactly [i]why[/i] he chose to live with these people.
[b]Stay Tuned![/b]
[QUOTE=HeroicPillow;46721639][img]http://i.imgur.com/xQFzTrc.gif[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/6P4hccf.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh my god this is the best thing on the planet
[QUOTE=HeroicPillow;46721639][img]http://i.imgur.com/xQFzTrc.gif[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/6P4hccf.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I would totally use that if I have Gold.
youd have to be mod at that size
Keep them coming I want to see if Crapt tries to win postal over from Sweb
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;46722889]youd have to be mod at that size[/QUOTE]
$100 says Crapbasket will use it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UgRW0K8.png[/img]
about right
[QUOTE=Rusty100;46723962][img]http://i.imgur.com/UgRW0K8.png[/img]
about right[/QUOTE]
"my pants are not tight enough :[" -- rusty100
No update tonight guys, gotta figure out travel shit and house cleaning. Love you all, seriously.
I do this for you guys, making people smile/laugh is the greatest thing ever.
Shorter update tonight. So we're gonna put up a schedule
Sunday - Long Update
Monday - Normal Update
Tuesday - Normal Update
Wednesday - Short Update
Thursday - Normal Update
Friday - No Update
Saturday - No Update
[editline]17th December 2014[/editline]
[b]Day Saxophone[/b]
We leave our companions at home to go back to the two abominations that you forced me to birth unto this world.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/E6gB96i.png[/t]
Sigma has escaped, and spots the halfling Beau, and decides to stalk him. Originally, it appeared as if the two were going to converse, but he just sat there for a good 5 minutes.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/bpkRU16.png[/t]
The two fatties start talking about Sigma’s new house, that apparently Beau finds funny.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Ke5Wx1Q.png[/t]
What is Max upt--...oh
[t]http://i.imgur.com/zgpb43X.png[/t]
[quote]Dogfucking is art - Max[/quote]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/djhs2fX.png[/t]
Moving on, we find ourselves peering at the face of death itself.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/8QArAYI.png[/t]
He decides to move on and play a nice game of chess with the [del]oppressive white man[/del] old man who was sitting alone at the table.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/PuAyeKp.png[/t]
He throws the chesspieces into his man boobs, shuffles them with his tits
[t]http://i.imgur.com/sh23b8T.png[/t]
And proceeds to begin playing with Buster (the old man)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/zxf9Hno.png[/t]
Sigma, being the annoying little cuntfucker that he is, has forced Buster to get up and leave. He celebrates his victory over the patriarchy
[t]http://i.imgur.com/VIxEBVj.png[/t]
Max has finished masturbating to bestiality and has arrived to congratulate Sigma’s win over the destructive caucasian man.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/flzBZpY.png[/t]
The two now attempt to play chess with each other
[t]http://i.imgur.com/fkkYSGD.png[/t]
That they both quit since it involves white possibly winning over black, which is downright patriarchal and offensive.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/QHxslDS.png[/t]
So horrified, it appears that Buster fell asleep. The two SJWs are confused as to what to do
[t]http://i.imgur.com/fYVuIBO.png[/t]
The fact that he isn’t awake to argue makes Max very very angry
[t]http://i.imgur.com/qypL8FY.png[/t]
Buster then...disappears. So the two move on to continue their crusade against the patriarchy.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Ugg6nnH.png[/t]
Sigma starts by [i]insulting a fucking child[/i]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/l5AyjdR.png[/t]
And Max mocks the appearance of Cycl0n3 Sw0rd, who is Craptasket’s newest friend.
The future will be interesting.
[b]Stay Tuned![/b]
Now, I apologize, but I won't be adding any new people soon. It's a hassle to keep everything in order since sims get super free will when they're alone, and I might end up with some Sims at jobs/new relationships out of the blue
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;46738508]Now, I apologize, but I won't be adding any new people soon. It's a hassle to keep everything in order since sims get super free will when they're alone, and I might end up with some Sims at jobs/new relationships out of the blue[/QUOTE]You can turn story progression off in the game options, it should prevent stuff like that.
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