Paradox Interactive Thread: V2 The cartographers nightmare. - Games

I keep getting -1000 'Distance between Borders' and 'Distant War' modifiers on some newly released nations, it's impossible to vassalise or call them to war even if they're right fucking next to you. Fix yo shit Paradox, seriously.

[QUOTE=El Burro;46379402]I keep getting -1000 'Distance between Borders' and 'Distant War' modifiers on some newly released nations, it's impossible to vassalise or call them to war even if they're right fucking next to you. Fix yo shit Paradox, seriously.[/QUOTE] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/544134697537108097/2D4C3EDE6C2FA9964D1D595FC11CA13388FFDA9E/[/t] They were formed from rebels from the Mamluks, which is good because I needed the Mamluks to get assraped and now they can't move armies down to their provinces right next to me which are soon going to be independent thanks to rebels.

[QUOTE=Deng;46377678]The Crusader Kings 2 savegame converter no longer works.[/QUOTE] It still needs to be updated for both Charlemagne and AOW

eu4 1.8 beta hotfix out [url]http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?811958-1.8-BETA-Hotfix-Checksum-f62e[/url] - Fixed a multiplayer crash caused by host and players differing in whether Art of War was enabled. - Patriots will no longer spawn in nations that would be friendly to them. - Marches can no longer pick rivals or be rivaled. - Compressed autosaves is now turned off by default. - Modding: fixed bug where supported_version wasn't saved when uploading a mod to the steam workshop.

[img]http://puu.sh/cy4wj/b9498dd591.jpg[/img] Speaking of rebels, this ain't right. Edit: just noticed the comment above me. [QUOTE=kamikaze470;46379811]eu4 1.8 beta hotfix out [url]http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?811958-1.8-BETA-Hotfix-Checksum-f62e[/url] - Fixed a multiplayer crash caused by host and players differing in whether Art of War was enabled. -[B] Patriots will no longer spawn in nations that would be friendly to them.[/B] - Marches can no longer pick rivals or be rivaled. - Compressed autosaves is now turned off by default. - Modding: fixed bug where supported_version wasn't saved when uploading a mod to the steam workshop.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=bdd458;46379442] They were formed from rebels from the Mamluks, which is good because I needed the Mamluks to get assraped and now they can't move armies down to their provinces right next to me which are soon going to be independent thanks to rebels.[/QUOTE] I was trying to form Persia as Tabarestan, and Tabarestan needs all the help it can get because everybody is negative and/or hostile, you're constantly punching above your weight. So when the Timurids break up and Bukhara wants to be buddies I'm like 'Fucking score! Let's double team Khiva!', then I realise Bukhara won't do jack against Khiva because apparently they think I'm located on the outer edges of the universe or some shit. It's frustrating more than anything, how did they miss this during testi... oh, wait, there's your problem.

[QUOTE=kiloy;46373405]Oh it is[/QUOTE] GSG will literally tear you apart.

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;46379811]eu4 1.8 beta hotfix out [url]http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?811958-1.8-BETA-Hotfix-Checksum-f62e[/url] - Fixed a multiplayer crash caused by host and players differing in whether Art of War was enabled. - Patriots will no longer spawn in nations that would be friendly to them. - Marches can no longer pick rivals or be rivaled. - Compressed autosaves is now turned off by default. - Modding: fixed bug where supported_version wasn't saved when uploading a mod to the steam workshop.[/QUOTE] Wait why the hell can't marches rival? They're just vassals...

[QUOTE=Deng;46377678]The Crusader Kings 2 savegame converter no longer works.[/QUOTE] Aw fuck, that really sucks since I have a great game to convert. Hopefully they at least update it to work.

so a number of us are starting a multiplayer game now and I'll be streaming it at [url]http://www.twitch.tv/erectorbeast[/url] if any of you sick freaks would like to watch the first saga of CKII: Intrigue and Inbreeding

" If you take this option your son has 80% chance of becoming brave, 10% chance of becoming craven, and 10% chance of nothing happening." Son becomes craven. Fuck you RNGesus

Shit, credit card is acting up and I can't get AOW

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;46381492]" If you take this option your son has 80% chance of becoming brave, 10% chance of becoming craven, and 10% chance of nothing happening." Son becomes craven. Fuck you RNGesus[/QUOTE] Remember the Paradox 99 rule: If there's a 99% event chance, it's not going to happen.

So is AoW worth getting?

I don't get the mindset of the electors. Palatinate was voting for me for a solid 70 years with like +100 on the next closest vote. Out of the blue where Austria's ruler is getting up there in age, suddenly Palatinate backs Austria. Even though France and I fucked Austria up in a recent war. I only have one elector vassalized right now but they're pissing me off so I'm probably just gonna grab 3 of them. edit: Austria is now carpet-allying the electors. I hate the fucking Habsburgs more than the Karlings and Abbasids.

Such is life in the HRE.

Yeah... Shortly after that post, my buddy France went to war with (unsure if it was offensive/defensive) Austria, who was joined by Castile (who has a PU with Aragon), most of the HRE states, and a few others. Lost all votes and we're gonna get crushed in this war. If I'd declined, I'd be alone against Austria at some point because they hate me. :suicide:

I like how much of an asshole Habsburg Austria is because they were giant assholes in real life.

Linux users- do you guys get any bugs when running EU4? the top left part of my screen starts revealing black spots whenever I zoom in on a country, and sometimes EU4 will launch in a different resolution.

[QUOTE=Griffster26;46384511]I like how much of an asshole Habsburg Austria is because they were giant assholes in real life.[/QUOTE] True...but fuck 'em. I'm probably gonna try Bavaria now, but there's something about the name Wittelsbach I don't like.

*Only son dies in batle despite outnumbering the enemy 5 to 1." "GET ME MY CONCUBINES NOW."

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;46385404]*Only son dies in batle despite outnumbering the enemy 5 to 1." "GET ME MY CONCUBINES NOW."[/QUOTE] If Christian: [I]Present debutante. Present debutante. Present debutante.[/I]

as fucked up as it is there should be a way to force yourself upon your wife. I want a son dammit. Atleast make it so the "wants a son/daughter" ambition actually does something.

[QUOTE=beanhead;46385597]as fucked up as it is there should be a way to force yourself upon your wife. I want a son dammit[/QUOTE] I said this kind of the the other day on the Pdox forums. I sorta understand it now in that it would make perfect sense to just pull out or whatever if you don't want any more kids. But it'd be the same thing as wanting your character to not be a pussy and lose the craven trait and stuff like that.

[QUOTE=beanhead;46385597]as fucked up as it is there should be a way to force yourself upon your wife. I want a son dammit. Atleast make it so the "wants a son/daughter" ambition actually does something.[/QUOTE] I completely forgot what thread I was in when I read that. [editline]1st November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Masamune;46385604]I said this kind of the the other day on the Pdox forums. I sorta understand it now in that it would make perfect sense to just pull out or whatever if you don't want any more kids. But it'd be the same thing as wanting your character to not be a pussy and lose the craven trait and stuff like that.[/QUOTE] New trait, bareback king. +50% fertility, Character gains Syphilis

[QUOTE=beanhead;46385597]as fucked up as it is there should be a way to force yourself upon your wife. I want a son dammit. Atleast make it so the "wants a son/daughter" ambition actually does something.[/QUOTE] It does. Your fertility increases by 5 or 10 percent if I remember right.

I'm trying to look up in the events files where it gives certain characters troops at the start, anyone know where I might find them?

We need a modern times game where you maneuver through the cold war and maybe into the near future. Then we need Paradox to start a grand strategy space series. Imagine running a game from Charlemagne all the way to space. Fascist Varangian Guard colonizing Mars and fighting against Communist Burgundian super soldiers while being bombarded by the superior naval forces of the Kingdom of South Africa-Oman.

Start as Satrap of Tabriz, Caliph takes it away, rebels proceed to make me Satrap of Tabriz again and as I make war to take the third province of Tabriz, the Caliph takes it away again. I think I might need to go play Muslim Massacre to calm down.

Nice Cross of Jerusalem Awpers.