[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;46864388]My favorite is fires resetting your repair time[/QUOTE]
Or how about the gunner dieing resetting loading time.
[QUOTE=Trooper0315;46864518]Or how about the gunner dieing resetting loading time.[/QUOTE]
cuz when you die and drop a round it floats in the air ready to be instantaneously picked up by someone who is already doing their own job
[url=http://coub.com/view/4hl96]"Video games have come a long way"[/url]
[QUOTE=Skwee;46864659]cuz when you die and drop a round it floats in the air ready to be instantaneously picked up by someone who is already doing their own job[/QUOTE]
cuz the gunner is also the loader :downs:
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;46864938]cuz the gunner is also the loader :downs:[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about
Also, how long does it take for the round to get 'stuck' in the gun too? Halfway through the round being loaded you hear it sliding home into the gun, and then you wait another 5 seconds because balance.
[QUOTE=Skwee;46864959]What are you talking about[/QUOTE]
trooper said this
[QUOTE=Trooper0315;46864518]Or how about the gunner dieing resetting loading time.[/QUOTE]
and you sarcastically responded with this
[QUOTE=Skwee;46864659]cuz when you die and drop a round it floats in the air ready to be instantaneously picked up by someone who is already doing their own job[/QUOTE]
he said gunner not loader
the gunner doesnt load the gun
[editline]6th January 2015[/editline]
ergo the gunner dying shouldn't [I]unload the fucking gun[/I]
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;46865058]trooper said this
and you sarcastically responded with this
he said gunner not loader
the gunner doesnt load the gun
[editline]6th January 2015[/editline]
ergo the gunner dying shouldn't [I]unload the fucking gun[/I][/QUOTE]
Oh shit I misread it as loader, my bad.
Have they tweaked the power of the long 50mm in the past couple of months? Mine seems to take more shots to kill now.
Boy I sure to love "tank burnt down" messages when I was on fire for less than a second and pressed the extinguisher just as fast. It's about as fun as watching solid AP rounds go in and out of my halftracks, hitting absolutely nothing, and getting kicked out for "COMBAT INEFFECTIVE"
[QUOTE=Doom14;46863904]Ah, Era II American tanks.
That sweet supple reminder of
[highlight]WHOEVER THE FUCK THOUGHT PARTS AND FPE NEEDED TO BE UNLOCKED SHOULD BE FUCKING [U]FIRED[/U].[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Oh, please, don't ever remind me about this bullshit.
Also, the first research being defaulted as tracks.
It should be just Repair kit increasing field repairs by like 300% or something (so you get super slow repairs by default) and FPE would increase your extinguisher number by +1 (so total of 2 with upgrade, stock tank with just 1 extinguisher).
As soon as anything hits you now in a brand new stock tank, you are fucked up. You either die or are forced to go on nearby cap point in order to repair (yes, you can repair at cap points without repair kit btw).
How exactly does the amount of ammo you carry affect the ammo modules?
I only noticed it just now in the Marder, it seems to disappear in chunks as you use your ammo.
I love it when someone shoots at you/damages you then flies/turns away to pretend they didn't do it
[B]I KNOW IT WAS YOU MOTHERFUCKER AND NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU[/B]
[QUOTE=En-Guage;46865578]I love it when someone shoots at you/damages you then flies/turns away to pretend they didn't do it
[B]I KNOW IT WAS YOU MOTHERFUCKER AND NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU[/B][/QUOTE]
"Woah there's one." *fires*
"Oh shit I can't pen him."
"Please don't notice me please don't notice me"
The tank map with the river/town is really great
snuck up on like three chumps and unloaded into them they kept taking hits with their back to me the whole time
So I was driving my Marder in arcade, jumped into an attacker and proceeded to kill some tanks with it. Came back and started moving towards the cap when this T-34 comes up behind me and slams into my rear corner and tips me over. Doesn't stop to help and proceeds to the cap only to be killed by a T-34. Meanwhile a panzer 3 kills me. Of course I then expressed my gratitude to the T-34 who responds with slavic runes. Spawned into a Panzer 3 and this same assclown shoots my commander and jams my turret as he spawns behind me. I guess some other guy noticed his behavior and asked if "he was an idiot teamkiller?". Response came in more runes, that could be translated to "Are you stupid? Write in russian." Apparently he doesn't realize that every keyboard in the world don't have rune keys as standard.
TL,DR: Wanna play good games? Stick to US and EU servers, even if EU servers might contain the occasional russian asshat.
[QUOTE=Trooper0315;46864518]Or how about the gunner dieing resetting loading time.[/QUOTE]
My favorite is when the gun is loaded, the gunner dies, and you have to reload the gun when someone takes his place, like they fucking unloaded the loaded gun.
[QUOTE=Hosenfuhrer;46867414]So I was driving my Marder in arcade, jumped into an attacker and proceeded to kill some tanks with it. Came back and started moving towards the cap when this T-34 comes up behind me and slams into my rear corner and tips me over. Doesn't stop to help and proceeds to the cap only to be killed by a T-34. Meanwhile a panzer 3 kills me. Of course I then expressed my gratitude to the T-34 who responds with slavic runes. Spawned into a Panzer 3 and this same assclown shoots my commander and jams my turret as he spawns behind me. I guess some other guy noticed his behavior and asked if "he was an idiot teamkiller?". Response came in more runes, that could be translated to "Are you stupid? Write in russian." Apparently he doesn't realize that every keyboard in the world don't have rune keys as standard.
TL,DR: Wanna play good games? Stick to US and EU servers, even if EU servers might contain the occasional russian asshat.[/QUOTE]
Haha, reminds me of how I came across this Russian player who was cursing and swearing at his "countrymen" for not being team players and how he hated playing with them.
[editline]6th January 2015[/editline]
a very unique collection of individuals
9K eagles after buying everything I want (ace crews and so on). Do I want a Tiger P? It looks so damn cool
Started playing again for the first time since Tonks CBT. The BT-5 and BT-7 are still balls to the walls fun to drift around in. Ground forces in general seem to be a blast.
god being in 4.7 german tanks is an exercise in frustration
I sure do love how I cease to exist the instant any russian or american looks at me funny, and the only thing I can fight and not instantly die to are other germans
does it get any better once you get the tiger/panther or am I doomed to be made of tinfoil for eternity
[QUOTE=Fuxed;46868656]Started playing again for the first time since Tonks CBT. The BT-5 and BT-7 are still balls to the walls fun to drift around in. Ground forces in general seem to be a blast.[/QUOTE]
As is the T-28 once you pick up some speed
[video=youtube;X3LOQV0Yo9M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3LOQV0Yo9M[/video]
*crying Voroshilov*
Finally unlocked KV-2.
Oh boy, this hellish creation not only oneshot german nano-railguns but also can give a heart attack, if you shoot from a short distance.
Can you rewind a replay without having to restart it from the beginning?
[QUOTE=Hammer7;46869958]Finally unlocked KV-2.
Oh boy, this hellish creation not only oneshot german nano-railguns but also can give a heart attack, if you shoot from a short distance.[/QUOTE]
There's nothing quite as satisfying as shooting an AP round through the front of a Tiger's smug asshole face
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;46870006]There's nothing quite as satisfying as shooting an AP round through the front of a Tiger's smug asshole face[/QUOTE]
Except when it tanks 4 shells like one did when I was shooting it
[QUOTE=kiloy;46870187]Except when it tanks 4 shells like one did when I was shooting it[/QUOTE]
I put one where the lower plate meets the.. hood? and it pierced and oneshotted it
Please, someone tell me how the hell am I supposed to play as Germany in Tier 3 (ground forces) in sim battles?
I've just played like 10 games, we didn't win a single one, I've been using Pz III M (BR of 3.7).
Sum of my kills in all of these games was 11 confirmed kills, I haven't counted assists though...
Most of my kills were just from flanking enemies, there was only 1 instance where I engaged T-34 head on, he was SO FUCKING BAD that I somehow won this...
Rest of my engages were either KV2 just looked at me, instantly KO'ed my tank.
T34 shot from any sort of angle penetrated, knocked out crucial crew member (driver or gunner), no matter how I align my armour.
Americans aren't easy targets either (as long as they pay attention), due to Sherman's sloped armour and tiny weak spots on the front, however when they are indeed showing you their side armour it is pretty easy to hit that ammo rack on their side..
I've been even using APCR with 145 mm @ 10 meters (PzGr 40) in a close range duel with some T34 (not sure which), I've bounced like 6 times from his frontal armour and turret when aiming at weak spots/flattest possible surface with vital crew behind... - Yes, I did try with PzGr 39 (default shells, APC @ 93mm pen), same results, bounced or no pen.
Just to put this here, I peak around corners by aligning my armour and slowly backing off, so the only place they can penetrate is front of my turret... which is made of cardboard.
I do try to use terrain to my advantage, hiding my lower tank in a hole leaving only turret out, etc.
Currently, I have no idea what to do in order to succeed.
Whenever I see enemy tank coming towards me head on, I just shit my pants and have no Idea what to do, as I can't pen their frontal armour with any of my shells, yet they can easily pen mine.
I've gibbed a few Tigers through the side of it's front plate in an IS-1, when you pen a shot like that it just hits all the ammo, and your face hurts from grinning through the entire match.
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