Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v4 "Tec9 is a meme gun" - Games

[QUOTE=Dakkagob;47753470]I thought I'd try a new way of unboxing cs:go cases about 2 weeks ago. Instead of going all out at once and getting spammed with Mil-Spec Grade weapons I tried unboxing one case every 4 days. Doing pretty well at this point. 1st case wasn't too bad at the time, FN Desert Eagle Bronze Deco. 2nd was a MW Stattrak Mag-7 Heat, 3rd was a FT Famas Djinn and my 4th one took the cake: [t]http://i.imgur.com/49B9gRM.jpg[/t] Best thing I've ever unboxed so far out of a cs:go case and it's MW.[/QUOTE] Glad to see someone else figured out the pattern, the way unboxing works is very similar to the golden wrench where you had a 99% chance of getting it at 8:00 pm. This is why streams who unbox constantly don't get shit, the game has small chance windows where grants you a higher quality weapon.

[QUOTE=lavacano;47754421]this is why i act on a simple "all traders are scammers" policy suits me fine[/QUOTE] During warmup someone in a russian asked me how much my flip knife doppler was worth, I just responded with a quick "i dunno man" since I just wanted to play. Got 3 friend requests from people in that lobby throughout the game, I'm dead serious :v:

My mouse1 on my Naga Molten broke a few weeks ago, and the replacement arrived. It is a naga 2014. The molten was potentially the best thing that ever happened to my hand (I'm a former WoW player; it hasn't got high hopes), and now it feels like I'm cheating on it. Still, the number keys on the side are a godsend for grenade selection.

Tips on getting my smurf ranked SEM-GN4? I'm LEM. This is a bit of a challenge. I thought of just doing voice enable 0 and just listening to loud techno and always rushing.

Pistol only? No armour? SSG only? Basically you need to artificially limit yourself. That or play with 10000dpi and 10 mouse acceleration :v:

[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;47755431]Pistol only? No armour? SSG only? Basically you need to artificially limit yourself. That or play with 10000dpi and 10 mouse acceleration :v:[/QUOTE] Problem is trying to half win at the same time. Should I pad my wins with losses or does that even matter? Will it just purely be based off of the 10 wins I get?

[QUOTE=Aman;47755433]Problem is trying to half win at the same time. Should I pad my wins with losses or does that even matter? Will it just purely be based off of the 10 wins I get?[/QUOTE] What you should aim to do is find a way to play at their level. One way I kept a smurf low was sharing it with an actually silver friend so that they gave it most of it's rank. DISCLAIMER: Please don't ego smurf. The only acceptable smurfing is if you're playing with friends (my friends are effectively boosted over their real rank, so overall the game is fair enough).

[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;47755445]What you should aim to do is find a way to play at their level. One way I kept a smurf low was sharing it with an actually silver friend so that they gave it most of it's rank. DISCLAIMER: Please don't ego smurf. The only acceptable smurfing is if you're playing with friends (my friends are effectively boosted over their real rank, so overall the game is fair enough).[/QUOTE] I'm playing with my friends 14 year old brother so the latter.

[QUOTE=Aman;47755453]I'm playing with my friends 14 year old brother so the latter.[/QUOTE] Get him to play on it a bit.

While I'm not entirely against the idea of smurfs I can't say I'm all that fond of people who throw games on purpose to STAY low, that's really fucked up. Please don't be like that.

Beware! New account hacking method lurking silently: [Reddit sauce was deleted] Method: - Random players invite you in a steam group for some competitive matches - after the "test" period, they link you a website that contains a "good" audio software to communicate to eachother - be stupid enough to click the link and download the software - get hacked ProTIP: Use TS/Mumble/etc but only download them from their official website...

[QUOTE=Dr. Haxx;47755492]Beware! New account hacking method lurking silently: [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/36h43r/new_hacking_method/"]Read me...[/URL][/QUOTE] That just leads to an empty reddit post (I checked the link before clicking it, I'm not that silly). What is it? [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] ESEA update requires that it is always running. Welp, not getting that then.

[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;47755513]That just leads to an empty reddit post (I checked the link before clicking it, I'm not that silly). What is it? [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] ESEA update requires that it is always running. Welp, not getting that then.[/QUOTE] I looked at their forum regarding that, it's full of people laughing at reddit for not liking always-on anticheat.

Had a guy on my team going 3-20 or something, so the top guy starts raging at him, then gets a ban for tking him (7 days, thank god), another random starts trolling and afking and asking for a kick so it is me and this other alright guy vs all 5 cts. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;47756029]I looked at their forum regarding that, it's full of people laughing at reddit for not liking always-on anticheat.[/QUOTE] I for one understand why, with ESEAs record, they are against being unable to turn it off.

Considering the track record of sneaking in bitcoin miners, yeah people wont really trust them having always on software installed that can violate their system.

Decided to open some crates during warm up [VID]http://a.pomf.se/lnuhjm.webm[/VID] (factory new too)

What a week lol, lost over 50 euros and so far from oppening about 25 cases most I've got was Tec skin worth like 1.40. What a week indeed.

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47756343]Decided to open some crates during warm up[/quote] I did the same thing and got a well-worn AK47 Elite Build

[QUOTE=riki2cool;47756401]I did the same thing and got a well-worn AK47 Elite Build[/QUOTE] 2 poison dart mp9s reporting in

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47756343]Decided to open some crates during warm up [VID]http://a.pomf.se/lnuhjm.webm[/VID] (factory new too)[/QUOTE] What were the chat reactions like?

[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;47756521]What were the chat reactions like?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/desZ3cK.png[/IMG] that's about it nothing too extreme

[QUOTE=riki2cool;47756401]I did the same thing and got a well-worn AK47 Elite Build[/QUOTE] I think my past three unboxes were two negevs and then a well-worn P2000 ivory. It's ok though, now I have a negev for each team and another that's just there for show. Then before that I unboxed also three and got 2 UMP-45 Labyrinths. Then I thought, "well, I'll open another, I can't get another fucking UMP can I?" and then I got another fucking UMP, but at least it was a stattrak Corporal. I think ever since I got that Asiimov im cursed to only get UMP and negev

Went 40/2/13 in a 16-9 cache game (Cache is my map for some reason), leaving me 161/12/60 in 105 rounds over my last 4 cache games. I just randomly started fragging madly on it. Made a video of some of my better rounds from that last game. [video=youtube;3VFaNvkPbsg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VFaNvkPbsg&feature=youtu.be[/video] [sp]thank god for https youtube embedding[/sp]

Why did the price of the Huntsman case just skyrocketed to about 25 cents each?

[url]https://twitter.com/FMPONE/status/600649022899118081[/url]

4 games in row where two people on my team get 1-3 kills for the whole game Love solo que.

[QUOTE=jazzpunk;47756905][url]https://twitter.com/FMPONE/status/600649022899118081[/url][/QUOTE] Its about time we get a new operation.

"soon" Seeya in a few months.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47757113]"soon" Seeya in a few months.[/QUOTE] [url=https://twitter.com/FMPONE/status/600650127603146752]1st June, he said.[/url]

With how FMPONE worded it with the "especially beginners", I would rather expect some kind of Source 2 announcement since that engine's mapping tools are supposedly way easier to use. Guess it could be anything though.