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[QUOTE=TheHatter;47779186]What the fuck it's like this time of the day is when the smurfs come out. The past 4 days, every game I've played at this time has had smurfs.[/QUOTE] Yeah, which is exactly why I'd like seasons added. It'd get rid of a lot of smurfs. Also, the WarOwl had an interesting idea (team ladder) [video=youtube;3OJzDWJFMQ0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJzDWJFMQ0[/video]

[QUOTE=Flumbooze;47779605]Yeah, which is exactly why I'd like seasons added. It'd get rid of a lot of smurfs. Also, the WarOwl had an interesting idea (team ladder) [video=youtube;3OJzDWJFMQ0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJzDWJFMQ0[/video][/QUOTE] "Cue times are instant" Yeah maybe in USA, on average I wait up to 10-15 minutes for a game.

[QUOTE=Re1nhardt;47779688]"Cue times are instant" Yeah maybe in USA, on average I wait up to 10-15 minutes for a game.[/QUOTE] Really? Over here (EU) the most I have to wait is 1,5 minutes, but mostly it's instant too.

[QUOTE=Flumbooze;47779713]Really? Over here (EU) the most I have to wait is 1,5 minutes, but mostly it's instant too.[/QUOTE] I hardly have to wait more than 2 minutes to find a game.

[QUOTE=Re1nhardt;47779688]"Cue times are instant" Yeah maybe in USA, on average I wait up to 10-15 minutes for a game.[/QUOTE] uh where do you live. I get near instant queues on any high played maps and 2-4 minutes on underplayed ones. Do you like in like Madagascar with an aztec only queue? oh right flagdog, austrailia should be populated enough still whats your map pool

Help, I've had 4 VAC Auth errors today and I can't seem to stop them. I've tried all of the things the help page says and I've even re installed csgo (much to the loss of my CFG's [*]) I get the error again after about 30 minutes of play time. What else can I possibly do to stop it?

[QUOTE=Atlascore;47779871]I'm getting sick of the matchmaking in this game, it feels like every match is a stomp, I can't even remember the last time I played a close game, so tired of seeing 4-16 and 16-4.[/QUOTE] Opposite for me, usually only get close games

This has been my past couple of games. I'll update it in a minute with some more stuff [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432315723.jpg[/t] [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432356348.jpg]"Someone"[/url] and [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432405076.jpg]"Smurfgar"[/url] from the second game have (at the time of posting) 7 and 7.5 hours respectively. [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432409251.jpg]"CU@Global"[/url] and [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432392415.jpg]"twitch.tv/willowmvp"[/url] have 37 hours and a private profile, respectively, and they were boosting willowmvp and marsie a bit. The rest of the smurfs had been doing it for a while too.

[QUOTE=Cheeseist;47779787]uh where do you live. I get near instant queues on any high played maps and 2-4 minutes on underplayed ones. Do you like in like Madagascar with an aztec only queue? oh right flagdog, austrailia should be populated enough still whats your map pool[/QUOTE] Nuke, inferno, cache, overpass I usually just search for two maps at a time

mm is usually instant for me, i usually only queue inferno d2 cache [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] i hate mirage

I usually get under 30 second times when I soloqueue and a little longer on a 5-man unless we all have the same rank, in which case it usually takes about 10 seconds

[IMG]http://a.uguu.se/weyllm_2015-05-22_21-11-16.png[/IMG] why is this thing not recording in 60fps and here I am wondering why all the videos I saved look so odd. [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] by the way how do I disable my unintentional lagswitch

what a nice even number [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/29616984098076118/C285384BAF4CE83C6BC103113EB1ED4685DE30C2/[/t]

Does anyone have a problem that thier settings wont save? Like competetive colour preference, if you want to equip picked up weapons and hud colours.

[QUOTE=Tompson1997_PL;47781926]Does anyone have a problem that thier settings wont save? Like competetive colour preference, if you want to equip picked up weapons and hud colours.[/QUOTE] You might have these values set in autoexec, so it overrides it every startup. Check the cfg folder.

[QUOTE=Tompson1997_PL;47781926]Does anyone have a problem that thier settings wont save? Like competetive colour preference, if you want to equip picked up weapons and hud colours.[/QUOTE] use autoexec

Revert your config to stock and make it read only. Then stick everything in your autoexec.

My autoexec has no settings in them, thhere are only 2 things i've put in there. Should i remove Autoexec play, and then put the things i had in it? [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Chubbs;47782035]Revert your config to stock and make it read only. Then stick everything in your autoexec.[/QUOTE] My config.cfg is already set to read only

what? just put all of ur settings in autoexec...

Pasha is currently going against olofmeister. [url]http://www.hltv.org/match/2295879-olofmeister-pashabiceps-showmatch-csgo[/url] Big biceps is being watched by 40k people, imagine the pressure lol.

Paying $4750 for a gun and still being able to miss from spread is god damn frustrating. All I want in life is to make retarded pushes then out-aim everyone from a horrible position.

[QUOTE=Altimor;47782344]Paying $4750 for a gun and still being able to miss from spread is god damn frustrating. All I want in life is to make retarded pushes then out-aim everyone from a horrible position.[/QUOTE] i seem to have some sort of aimbot with that expensive guns

man stratroulette is sometimes the funniest thing ever got one where it was like "the top fragger has to be protected by the other four players while they go for the ace, while someone plays eye of the tiger" I was the top fragger, none of us could be bothered to play eye of the tiger over mic so one guy sung it [i]and it goddamn worked[/i]

I know I've already asked about this HLDJ problem, but I can't fix it. Did I miss anything here? [t]http://a.pomf.se/xxrotb.png[/t]

[QUOTE=TheHatter;47783369]I know I've already asked about this HLDJ problem, but I can't fix it. Did I miss anything here? [t]http://a.pomf.se/xxrotb.png[/t][/QUOTE] Use goldwave :) [IMG]http://puu.sh/hX4Lg.png[/IMG] Also searches in the Oceanic (AUS/NZ) for me take around 10min idk why

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47783576]15 minute queues at dmg fight me[/QUOTE] its around 10min in Supreme takes like 20min when you have a 5man :/

Sometimes I wonder if the ELO level is split between the regions because NA DMGs and EU DMGs come across as a whole new level to Oceanic DMGs (no offense Kiwi, they just play fucking weird :v:), granted this is just from what I've experienced and NA and EU DMGs still have a fair difference in skill level, mainly communication skills...

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47783897]Why would I take offense when I know OCE DMGs are awful. I was brought up on NA DMG levels. I play a lot higher then OCE DMGs.[/QUOTE] BECAUSE REASONS.

So on a whim I tried the CZ for the first time today. This gun is so [I]gooood[/I]

[QUOTE=TheHatter;47780157]This has been my past couple of games. I'll update it in a minute with some more stuff [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432315723.jpg[/t] [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432356348.jpg]"Someone"[/url] and [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432405076.jpg]"Smurfgar"[/url] from the second game have (at the time of posting) 7 and 7.5 hours respectively. [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432409251.jpg]"CU@Global"[/url] and [url=http://horobox.co.uk/u/thehatter_1432392415.jpg]"twitch.tv/willowmvp"[/url] have 37 hours and a private profile, respectively, and they were boosting willowmvp and marsie a bit. The rest of the smurfs had been doing it for a while too.[/QUOTE] That game of Aztec was fun