Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v4 "Tec9 is a meme gun" - Games

i have a problem when i do good i do well when i do bad i get fucking STOMPED

[QUOTE=Teippiman;47791784]I like how people keep complaining about the P90 and MP9 being noob weapons and OP. Last match i had a guy using p90 all the time and when i used it once he filled the chat with "Omg p90 noob"[/QUOTE] *get a double kill with the p90* omg p90 noob.... *get a triple kill on three idiots rushing long with an autosniper* auto noob... *get the drop on someone with a negev, tearing them into little pieces* omg negev??? *onetap someone with a cz75* lol lucker dog *get a 1v5 clutch ace with the mp7* reported as someone who exclusively uses smgs theres nothing i love more than people calling me a noob for killing them

[QUOTE=papaya;47791986]*get a double kill with the p90* omg p90 noob.... *get a triple kill on three idiots rushing long with an autosniper* auto noob... *get the drop on someone with a negev, tearing them into little pieces* omg negev??? *onetap someone with a cz75* lol lucker dog *get a 1v5 clutch ace with the mp7* reported as someone who exclusively uses smgs theres nothing i love more than people calling me a noob for killing them[/QUOTE] What's cute is people calling you a noob for using the AK, since it's apparently easier to use than the m4a1?? MGs, man.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47792051]What's cute is people calling you a noob for using the AK, since it's apparently easier to use than the m4a1?? MGs, man.[/QUOTE] What, it's not? You people using that overpowered piece of shit that is the AK are just noobs. Git gud with the M4A1 instead of using overpowered shit.

i cant use the ak for toffee, though im great (read: a god) with the m4a1. I'm mge.

[QUOTE=papaya;47792100]i cant use the ak for toffee, though im great (read: a god) with the m4a1. I'm mge.[/QUOTE] Shoot them in the face, best way to git gud. Sadly I have terrible luck with RNG so it usually doesn't work shooting them in the face on long ranges, I have to burst or spray them down. Also how much can I get for this, do you guys guys reckon? It's stattrak. Need a new gpu so i gotta sell it [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1MuRvP9.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47792051]What's cute is people calling you a noob for using the AK, since it's apparently easier to use than the m4a1?? MGs, man.[/QUOTE] My favorite insult is "cod gun" Seems to happen mostly when I kill someone with an AWP with an AUG, usually over long distances. I think they forgot snipers in cod also got scopes, apparently. Doesn't matter what gun you use. If you got to GE with nothing by a P90, good for you. It's in the game, use it.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47792126]Shoot them in the face, best way to git gud. Sadly I have terrible luck with RNG so it usually doesn't work shooting them in the face on long ranges, I have to burst or spray them down.[/QUOTE] These aren't mutually exclusive, spraying the face is almost always the fastest way to kill if your spray control is good [QUOTE=.apex;47792280]My favorite insult is "cod gun" Seems to happen mostly when I kill someone with an AWP with an AUG, usually over long distances. I think they forgot snipers in cod also got scopes, apparently. Doesn't matter what gun you use. If you got to GE with nothing by a P90, good for you. It's in the game, use it.[/QUOTE] I've had teammates get slightly confused from me asking for an SG drop a few times. I enjoy my laser rifle.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47792126]Shoot them in the face, best way to git gud. Sadly I have terrible luck with RNG so it usually doesn't work shooting them in the face on long ranges, I have to burst or spray them down. Also how much can I get for this, do you guys guys reckon? It's stattrak. Need a new gpu so i gotta sell it [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1MuRvP9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Wanna trade it to my old nvidia 8800gt?

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47792126]Shoot them in the face, best way to git gud. Sadly I have terrible luck with RNG so it usually doesn't work shooting them in the face on long ranges, I have to burst or spray them down. Also how much can I get for this, do you guys guys reckon? It's stattrak. Need a new gpu so i gotta sell it [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1MuRvP9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] there you go: [url]http://csgolounge.com/result?ldef_index%5B%5D=5&lquality%5B%5D=0&id%5B%5D=&ldef_index%5B%5D=2&lquality%5B%5D=0&id%5B%5D=&ldef_index%5B%5D=1&lquality%5B%5D=0&id%5B%5D=&rdef_index%5B%5D=3343&rquality%5B%5D=0[/url] Basically 500-700$ depending on the fade%

[video=youtube;Wmm781WyPb4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmm781WyPb4[/video] I think ESEA quite possibly have the worst PR of any company

The last 2 kills in this ace are pretty lame but the first 3 I was very proud of :v: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX6DsUoe3Qk[/media] I told my team I would fake an A push with some nades and that they should go outside, fortunately for me they stacked A :v: [editline]24th May 2015[/editline] Shit I forgot to upload the pistol round of the same match :s [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69eJxWqcY4&feature=youtu.be[/media] Sorry for video spam

[QUOTE=Dorkslayz;47792402][video=youtube;Wmm781WyPb4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmm781WyPb4[/video] I think ESEA quite possibly have the worst PR of any company[/QUOTE] I think they come in at a close 2nd after Comcast

[VID]http://a.pomf.se/mzgfwz.webm[/VID] i did it reddit

[QUOTE=jung3o;47791499][img]http://i.imgur.com/efHFeQM.png[/img] :v:[/QUOTE] Uh, then [url]http://fonts.spddl.de/[/url] and control+f I guess

Assault is one of my favorite maps, not just for the gameplay, but the people who shit themselves raging. I found out yesterday that Assault is, apparently, CT-sided when I was accused of spawncamping because I hid by the white pickup truck next to CT and killed the T's who were, round after round, pushing backalley. That's right: CT side is the [I]easy[/I] side in Assault, nevermind the fact that I've seen more rounds lost on CT on that map to not watching the clock than everyone dying. :v:

this game has so many little things that are total garbage how is csgo hitreg acceptable

[QUOTE=.Lain;47793284]this game has so many little things that are total garbage how is csgo hitreg acceptable[/QUOTE] I'd usually say play on ESEA cause the hitreg is amazing there, but due to the later events I can tell you to go play some 128 tick pug. It's not the game being bad, it's just Valve's servers sucking.

no it's just as bad you can't fix valve's shitty netcode spray patterns on the client and server are different. no matter WHAT tickrate the server updates at you aren't seeing what yout rifle is actually shooting and jump hitboxes are still fucked up afaik

[QUOTE=.Lain;47793388]no it's just as bad you can't fix valve's shitty netcode spray patterns on the client and server are different. no matter WHAT tickrate the server updates at you aren't seeing what yout rifle is actually shooting and jump hitboxes are still fucked up afaik[/QUOTE] The spray bit is fully intentional. And Valve has acknowledged the hitboxes being broken and them working on it.

[QUOTE=En Ex;47793261]Assault is one of my favorite maps, not just for the gameplay, but the people who shit themselves raging. I found out yesterday that Assault is, apparently, CT-sided when I was accused of spawncamping because I hid by the white pickup truck next to CT and killed the T's who were, round after round, pushing backalley. That's right: CT side is the [I]easy[/I] side in Assault, nevermind the fact that I've seen more rounds lost on CT on that map to not watching the clock than everyone dying. :v:[/QUOTE] buy taser, sit in vent, turn game into a 5v4 Because there is always [I]that one guy[/I] who pushes through vent for 5 rounds before realizing you aren't moving I love assault

Assault is so underrated.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47793398]The spray bit is fully intentional. And Valve has acknowledged the hitboxes being broken and them working on it.[/QUOTE] it being intentional doesn't make it not a flaw

WHY. the bottom 3 on our team ended up being nova masters, and the other team had a fucking bot [img]http://i.imgur.com/7w0BX6I.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=papaya;47791986]*get a double kill with the p90* omg p90 noob.... *get a triple kill on three idiots rushing long with an autosniper* auto noob... *get the drop on someone with a negev, tearing them into little pieces* omg negev??? *onetap someone with a cz75* lol lucker dog *get a 1v5 clutch ace with the mp7* reported as someone who exclusively uses smgs theres nothing i love more than people calling me a noob for killing them[/QUOTE] SMGs are really OP right now. P90 is OK atm but I prefer the mp7, because of the tiny spray pattern, low spread and high power, not forgetting the $600 kill money.

CZ is actually pretty useful pistol round if you confine yourself to close range and fire in bursts.

[QUOTE=Essante;47793669]CZ is actually pretty useful pistol round if you confine yourself to close range and fire in bursts.[/QUOTE] CZ is crap pistol round. No armor = You die from a single body shot. CZ is better eco or force.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47793691]CZ is crap pistol round. No armor = You die from a single body shot. CZ is better eco or force.[/QUOTE] What pistol kills you in a single body shot? Maybe an HE, but there isn't a pistol that clocks you from a bodyshot.

ESL casters during warmup are pretending to work in the ticket booth of de_mirage and examining the drink lol [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7NB45UI.jpg[/IMG]

I love playing assault, for the pure fact that when i get a good spawn as t side, i rush outside and kill two or three people usually resulting in being called a speed hacker.