Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v4 "Tec9 is a meme gun" - Games

[QUOTE=metallics;47866950]How can you have a theoretical average[/QUOTE] I averaged the kill times over a simulation of 1,000,000 bullets. I used to have a calculator up for testing different firing patterns at different ranges, but it was hosted on a dead website that was hijacked via shitty PHP and their hosting expired. I'm too frugal to pay for my own hosting.

[QUOTE=metallics;47866950]How can you have a theoretical average[/QUOTE] Maybe he means in terms of like gun dpm vs their bloom/spray accuracy or something.

[quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/zvHNm5Q.jpg[/img][/quote] "Tip: Buy kevlar and helmet" Kind of sucks that we're in Demolition, right mr game?

[QUOTE=opaali;47859184]Aren't koreans busy playing cs:o2 anyway? [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3EGFHqrc4U[/media][/QUOTE] At least Nexon kept the Arctic Avengers... RIP Snowmen :(

anybody up to queue after finals (~1 week)? never have enough for a 4q+ minimum rank is dmg thx

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47867234]sure if you can queue west coast us servers[/QUOTE] yeah perfect, forgot to add my region is us west

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/535147145276664315/1EE201B065F3677B99A7BC2CAEC13A5E6DA4E6DA/[/t] okay, so, valve. please explain to me a thing

that's what you get for being a weab and playing in japanese

fuck assasination missions, the Sergei player always hides in the back of the map

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47867732]Moon runes.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Shogoll;47867728]that's what you get for being a weab and playing in japanese[/QUOTE] its for the ~~aesthetic~~

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;47867768]fuck assasination missions, the Sergei player always hides in the back of the map[/QUOTE] The best Sergeis jump off the roof at the start of the round.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9TnEoJN.jpg[/t] Ranked up to MG1 with the best comeback ever bringing the game to a tie. We were 3-15 behind and managed to swing it around lmao

Finally MGE and it feels so good Hopefully I can get up to DMG before the summer ends

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;47865629]Surprisingly, I don't see that much idiocy in silver ranks, but I hear that US silvers are much better than EU silvers.[/QUOTE] Maybe because you don't have to play with silvers russians. Nova 4 russians are not so bad but the silver ones, eeekkk

[QUOTE=ExtReMLapin;47868293]Nova 4 russians are not so bad[/QUOTE] lol

[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47868299]lol[/QUOTE] when they don't use their microphone

I played with some nova 4 Russians and the first thing that happened was teamkilling eachother.

14-16 made a huge comeback only to lose due a teammate dc'ing fucking ELL i carried too

Just won a Knife by putting 2.5$ in one of those Gambling pot sites or whatever. Who snipes about 8$ with like 90$ knife anyway.

So I sold two skinless knifes to be able to buy myself one of these. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JK9Fq3u.png[/IMG]

Blue steel, default, and [i]maybe[/i] fade are the only good butterfly knife skins imo; good buy

Guys. Don't buy knifes.

So I finally reranked my main account, which was DMG, after the whole cousin cheating debacle, and... mg2. At least I know where he lives :v:

Christ these missions are awful, I've not had fun doing any single one so far [i][b]especially that fucking Sergei mission[/b][/i]

Add/Change anything? [img]http://i.imgur.com/6fi3XBY.png[/img] [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=seba079;47869618]Christ these missions are awful, I've not had fun doing any single one so far [i][b]especially that fucking Sergei mission[/b][/i][/QUOTE] I was lucky, Sergei was standing on the roof for me. Just kill a lot of people and eventually your kill will be Sergei.

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47869892]Add/Change anything? [img]http://i.imgur.com/6fi3XBY.png[/img] [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] I was lucky, Sergei was standing on the roof for me. Just kill a lot of people and eventually your kill will be Sergei.[/QUOTE] what is that

[url]http://www.esl-one.com/csgo/cologne-2015/news/worlds-largest-standalone-counter-strike-event-confirmed-as-next-valve-major/[/url] ESL said back then they'd put in $250k regardless of Valve. So it seems Valve didn't add anything to the prizepool? A bit puzzling. I think the major scene has outgrown $250k tournaments. And this is going to be the biggets event yet.

[QUOTE=Bumrang;47870133]what is that[/QUOTE] Expresses in Egamingbets. Basically, I don't only bet for x team to win. I'm betting for all of the x teams to win, for higher rewards. It's real money rather than skins, so you've gotta be 18+. And if anyone is interested I wouldn't mind if you'd use my reflink :v: [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Are there no good streams of the LGB-Gplay game?

[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/715291130371970892/99919C45D3DC1FA1531F448F9C73520240ED75A7/[/img] Holy shit. Never thought this would ever happen for like a year ago.

HOLY SHIT IM RICH. HOLY FUCKING SHIT [IMG]http://gyazo.com/76cebde11bb94577b977b03a42cc1604.png[/IMG]